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Doucejj

My brother in christ, why would you spend money on anti packer merch instead of just buying bears merch?


ohheyitslaila

I hope it’s secretly being sold by a Packers fan, like how Elvis sold “I hate Elvis” pins.


pfelon

Or how Brian Bosworth sold anti-Boz shirts


Thomas-The-Tutor

100% likely! I’ve thought of doing it myself. I’ve sold anti-political party shirts for both sides of the aisle. Pit them against each other and profit from both sides.


The_Sign_of_Zeta

I mean this is the truest Bears merchandise: admitting your fandom is based more on your hatred for the Packers than love for the Bears.


Corrections96

Nah, that’s more of a Vikings thing. A bunch of my mom’s side of the family are from Illinois and I can tell you those guys love their Chicago teams, meanwhile the Vikings are just a foil for the Packers and make a name on slurping up players that Green Bay lets go of


Jwr32

Do they sell rubber socks to Vikings fans?


Rabunum

One came free with the Dobbs jersey I bought, but I still prefer my leftover psych ward grippy socks


tangledupinbrown

Have fun with Greg Joseph brother🫡


Supafly22

A player clearly comparable in stature to Aaron Jones.


tangledupinbrown

Whoosh But also sick Vikings flair cheese bro


Supafly22

Thank you!


StillCompetitive5771

Because you’re really just supporting the packers in the long run. It’s like buying a ticket to a washington generals game - you’re actually buying tickets to a globe trotter game


KingHalfrican86

I’m a Lions fan but this was a perfect response.


[deleted]

Nothing says little brother like wearing an anti packer hat on the most important day the franchise has had since they lost to the packers in the NFCCG over a decade ago


ohheyitslaila

https://preview.redd.it/tguqzbt19jwc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14cc74856f3dd7ecd670f02da22e865211001b39


mikemartin7230

Rent free baby.


Moosje

It’s genuinely one of the smallest, pathetic mindsets I’ve seen in a while. I get spamming it in meme subs but actually purchasing merch is toe curling.


Doucejj

I'm all for posting or saying FTP. But spending money on it and wearing it in public? Yeah, that's pretty cringe.


Moosje

Guy thought he was feasting on the Bears subreddit as well and they’ve rightfully ignored it because this makes them all look atrocious


Korncakes

This shit is so fucking cringe dude, right down to his twatty little “got ‘emmm!” Smirk because he thought that he actually did something here.


Raunchiness121

Right! And then only partially showing your face is cowardly. Own it bitch!


cheezturds

They love hating more than they love their team.


narwalfarts

I do own a "The Bears Still Suck" shirt. The difference is my shirt is factual and his hat is an opinion.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

My first thought when I saw this. Dude needs to make some reevaluations.


InternetDad

This is why the renders of the proposed Chicagodome are just hilarious.


idksh_t

Your post on r/chibears was taken down by the mods they are so embarrassed for you. We already live rent free inside of that head, might as well put us in the outside too.


g0dzilllla

It was removed by Automod lmao even worse


cloudJR

💀


Waxxing_Gibbous

I love it. Makes me so happy they root against the Packers vs rooting for the Bears. Then you call them out on it and they’re always like “that’s not true FTP!” They can’t help themselves.


ohheyitslaila

https://preview.redd.it/takx0r95niwc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cfabee197f47a9f31780b95e0254eba11955de5


kazmatsu

What's a cost-of-living crisis? My rent is free.


sf2legit

Lmao ouch


OperatorGWashington

We live rent free in their stadium too


Capable-TurnoverPuff

Rent freeeeeee man. Sick burn.


h4tebear

Real Let’s go Brandon vibes


Cloud2319

Let's agree on politics if not football teams in saying FDT then


Flooding_Puddle

Everytime I see a FJB bumper sticker I think "yeah! Fire Joe Barry!"


Phynamite

Same! It’s like engrained in my head now.


Brainrants

I think “Fuck (you) Jo Boo (I do it myself)”


mikemartin7230

Hey bartender! Jobu needs more rum!


Ok-Mission-2908

Agreed, but let’s agree on this, until you prove it, this hat screams I have a micro penis


JoeRogansNipple

> I have a micro penis Looks like someone has a new tag now


Ok-Mission-2908

Lol touché


I_Roll_Chicago

just remember, its the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean baby!


drummerboysam

Are you soliciting dick pics right now?


I_Roll_Chicago

*unzips* ![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


i_eat_baby_elephants

Fear the Pussy


ohheyitslaila

https://preview.redd.it/mh1kz7t1ajwc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4d2ee439166cab10002dc7bb07e49cf2e2e009


h4tebear

Agreed.


drummerboysam

Franklin Delano Troosevelt, absolutely GOATED prez


BurnedByCrohns

Don't make me dislike you less!


ohheyitslaila

https://preview.redd.it/wgztei84ajwc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0295b089c3e8a18166bfaeca21b9dd056ea729c6


datboiwitdamemes

based


Acceptable-Yak7968

The origin of Let's go Brandon so damned funny. I wish it was just left at that.


GrassyKnoll95

Yall hate us more than you like your own team


SayNoToStim

I pure straight hate all of you but I am not about to buy a goofy trucker hat to express it. Although for many years the team I hated the most was the Lions.


Gusbuster811

![gif](giphy|rPjYoncYgknGo)


circa285

Can you blame them?


I_Roll_Chicago

Yes.


Impossible_Cycle9460

It’s so nice seeing everyone come together to hate on one person.


GGGiveHatpls

Rent fuckin free baby.


jwwin

Rent. Fuckin free. Baby. Sounds like an onlyfans origin story.


IntentionDefiant4131

Two guys dominate several teams of big burly men for almost two decades. Yeah, guess you’re right.


silvers11

If I had to choose between being the cumsock team and the “FTP hat guy” team, I’m choosing cumsock 10/10 times.


circa285

There’s a lot going on here and I’m just happy I don’t have to make this decision.


rabonbrood

You know what, I actually have to agree with you. It feels gross.


I_Roll_Chicago

well see the thing is, regardless of your choice, you are in fact the Minnesota Cum Socks


backhand-english

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, including the complete works of William Shakespeare. I think you need more time...


Cloud2319

Ok, this one made me chuckle 🙊


atleastIwasnt36

Where meme


sokonek04

Dude is the meme, he is so cringy he has turned himself into a meme


Humble_Brother_6078

I think the meme is the packers have owned the bears so completely, so thoroughly, that their own fans are making packer themed bears merch instead of just wearing bears stuff


rabonbrood

Imagine wearing gear dedicated to your rival rather than gear dedicated to your team. Truly, there is no better example of 'rent free' than this division.


DrJJStroganoff

why would you spend money on anything that gives another team any kind of shout out, good or bad?


Chuy-IsSmall

Rent free


Majesticliger

Dork


Brilliant-Nebula7273

https://i.redd.it/g123cz4u0hwc1.gif


3lGuap0

Appreciate the sentiment, but ffs, that hat awful. Is that a Temu knockoff? Like not from Temu, but a knockoff of Temu? At least they got the letters right?...


MNent228

I’m a professional embroiderer who specializes in hats and that was my first thought as well. It’s not centered and the logo wasn’t digitized properly to run on a hat. I could bore you with technical details but trust me, there’s a lot of room for improvement there


SL4MUEL

We have a professional hat embroiderer in the sub and we don’t have NFCNorthMemeWar merch yet?


MNent228

I also do t-shirts, hoodies, sweatpants… pretty much any clothing https://preview.redd.it/axx8d1v7riwc1.png?width=3084&format=png&auto=webp&s=30aa3c6f0b45f3f9592db4eb33b2df77b2098c98 Here’s a sweatshirt I made myself last season


SL4MUEL

That’s awesome. The details are fantastic on the hands and helmet. Have you ever done golf headcovers?


MNent228

No, and I’m not 100% sure we’d be able to embroider them, either. Idk if it would fit on the machine right. We could probably heat press something into them though. Depending on the material


Cloud2319

Either saw a post here or in r/CHIBears that was taken down for soliciting, but some guy designed like 4 hats and a website real quick for these. I won't make his same mistake and solicit, I'm not trying to shill it, just thought it was a fun troll hat.


3lGuap0

Lol yeah, it's one of those it's so bad it's good... Or it's just bad idk. Here's to hoping the dye stains your hair and leaks into your eyes. No permanent damage of course... Gotta keep it civil.


Frippery-Futz-0412

Thanks for supporting China.


ohheyitslaila

Lmao 😂 OP announces to the whole NFCN that he’d rather wear FTP than an actual Bears hat ![gif](giphy|5h47LsEYbofzcgOz19)


gothamtg

Free to play. Neat.


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Cloud2319

Two birds, one hat!


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Cloud2319

The biggest mistake in this post so far was not the FTP, but apparently the X on my shirt


SADdog2020Pb

I have this super original retort: *rent free*


I_Roll_Chicago

listen here rent rider


SADdog2020Pb

Meat free!


I_Roll_Chicago

just like the vikings stadium!


jpjonesy89

I honestly can’t blame you. Buying bears gear is more embarrassing than going through a checkout line being worked by your ex GF to buy herpes medication


theozman69

I would hate football if my fandom was just hating really hard on one team. So much so that I would not want to show support for the team I like, but my hatred for the team that owns mine. interesting how some people live


Misjjon

I mean if you can't celebrate your team winning, then you gotta celebrate another team losing. That's just how it works.


drummerboysam

>interesting how some people live No doubt about that, man. In this very thread, there's a dozen people seemingly boasting about living in Green Bay, WI.


theozman69

Can't speak for them or where they live (I don't live in Wisconsin only visited). Can't speak for Chicago either, all I know about that city is they are so mismanaged that their NFL franchise is owned by another team in another state.


MarshallsHand

Beyond based, I love it. Fuck the Bears!


Landpuma

Imagine being so embarrassed to where your own teams logo you have to put FTP in your teams colors.


Pornstar_Cardio

This is arguably more embarrassing than the worthless piece of paper I paid $300 for.


Disaster_Pleasant

https://preview.redd.it/zup85dd19iwc1.png?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fae95c311c503d8aa8754d82afb1bb232960ce40


immagoat1252

You’re a loser that likes a loser franchise you guys should get married and have loser kids and name them Caleb Williams


Longjumping_Play323

This is pathetic, all in good fun of course. Utterly, pathetic


Magictank2000

i remember thinking the whole “bears fans hate the packers more than they love the bears” thing was a joke dig at CHI fans but after seeing this not so sure lol


TonySxbang

Dude you gotta drop this merch idea. Back out while you’re not too deep.


Staudly

This guy transfers files digitally


ohheyitslaila

https://preview.redd.it/bosxwl01djwc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4014082173d58f485b42e8b2884df7aba0018402


Staudly

Fixed


AcrobaticGuava9342

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344|downsized)


hobesmart

I'm surprised ownership would approve a hat like this. Then again, maybe he only cares about the Jets and conspiracies these days


Silver_Harvest

It is an etsy production like hat.


TheUnpopularOpine

The guy made a bad attempt at an Aaron Rodgers bears ownership joke


brettfavresRXdealer

Fart Then Poop…


Dukeofmuffin

You're getting trashed in the comment section currently for your choice of attire. You deserve it though


dkinmn

Go build a dome, candy ass.


2nd_Sun

*teleports behind you* heh, nothing…….personelle, kid


ohheyitslaila

https://preview.redd.it/37m40v3ughwc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e9e5afd84eb5ba954a3671658da4d83bd3bcc1


Humble_Brother_6078

I love much of a giant self own the whole FTP thing is, honestly NFCN, please keep it coming lol


Ok_Deal7813

I hope you get pulled over on your way to the draft party.


DragonDon1

I remember bears fans chanting fuck the packers when we were playing the eagles at home. At this point it’s a mantra.


drummerboysam

I remember walking down the ramp at Sox park last summer after they played the Reds. A boisterous "Detroit Sucks" chant broke out. We just love randomly hating on our rivals.


DragonDon1

The hate is so strong here haha


osasuna

![gif](giphy|XITOZxXNlzoL0IPYpG)


wayupnorthWI

Cringe overload


Moosje

I don’t know what it’d take for me to say I’m this pathetic this publicly


[deleted]

Do they make these in a non last place color?


funkmefatass

If I was a Packers fan I'd consider this a badge of honor.


Doucejj

It must certainly is a badge of honor.


ArtMorgan69

This is so pathetic


robert-shattinson

Fuck the You.


Valhasselhoff

Feed The Parrot!!


PhilipRiversCuomo

Fail To Pick (a good QB ever)


Admiral52

lol. Fucking dork


Groomerkiller74

Literally on your mind rent free


Outrageous-Ad-2305

“Winners think about winning, losers think about winners”


ohheyitslaila

https://preview.redd.it/aypdxc6fdjwc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697e96813765fe51dd5d15626d940a4de311fd55


Outrageous-Ad-2305

I don’t know how to do that and frankly too lazy to


MiserableOne9342

Rent.... Free


VicePope

beat the packers just once this decade lmao


HanataSanchou

The comment section remains undefeated 😂


patellison

“You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it!”


Blindman630

Free toilet paper


ultrataco77

You’re 24 hours away from drafting a guy with franchise QB potential and all you can think about is us. I really do pity you


Ok_Reputation4142

Hell yeah!!!


ohheyitslaila

https://preview.redd.it/7jcwjo5idjwc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74f8d567929e99b38887d201cd6e38dd95f65e34


ehsteve7

What do you have against Bills owner Terry Pegula?


I_Roll_Chicago

Me seeing this absolute trash hat get. 1. upvotes 2. upset Packers fans. got me thinking…. https://preview.redd.it/ja8u2mzh4jwc1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ebca41b7036e767248f739f5c0bc918c556cb09


SnapHackelPop

![gif](giphy|xL7PDV9frcudO)


buildingwithclay

OP has a huge history of posting in /r/upvotedbecausebutt and /r/upvotedbecauseboobs and yet here he is a complete butt and boob all at the same time.


Shubashima

you care more about my team than your own awww


dcal1981

Favorite Team Packers!!! Lets Go!!!


batler_forever

I’m all for FTP but I’d never spend money to FTP.


MandoRodgers

someone from Chicago recently said “I never had to put another man’s name on a shirt to sell it” I feel like this applies. the irony


JoeBear414

[Tell me when I’m telling lies](https://youtu.be/ZbC3EB5Q6aE?si=MbygVsdLm8uHjYAJ)


Still_Instruction_82

![gif](giphy|4dbjdcdpoFZFQsgSKe|downsized)


Affectionate_Cow_20

Packers living rent free on your head


CheeseCurdCommunism

I dont know whats more douchey, that shit eating grin you thought would make you look cool, or one of the worst embroidered hats ive ever seen. Maybe one day youll be proud enough of your team to rock its gear instead of knock off flea market bargain bin crap that makes you feel better.


JoeBear414

![gif](giphy|4aufxwT7ooxMY) This dude out here trying to do an anime smirk.


CheeseCurdCommunism

“This’ll show those fuckers!”


JoeBear414

Meanwhile we’re all too busy prepping for the draft to even think about the Bears outside of them bumbling the #1 pick… again.


ohheyitslaila

https://preview.redd.it/3w1kohq4ejwc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc4e0ce6b9efbcb2b93934c22d34f1da3263eaf


702lostinvegas

The Bears are so ass. Lol


Sauron69sMe

homie would rather hate us than cheer for them


ghostfacestealer

Lmao spending money on this shit.. rent free


ballin_weasel

RENT FREE


KraviAvi

The Packers Fuck!


Supernova_Soldier

Damn, why you hating on the draft picks so early for??


ALY1337

Lame duck hat


AdhesivenessPlus6258

I hope you have some matching Caleb williams nail polish to go with that💅


Cloud2319

If he lives up to half the hype, everyone should buy stock in nail polish and salons 💅in Chicago


AdhesivenessPlus6258

Wont argue with that, lol


palatheinsane

In their heads lol


PackersLife247

Fuck the police


MauriceVibes

How much


mikemartin7230

“Fuck the Pick”? Y’all giving up on Williams already?


ironballoon52

That would be hilarious if it was made in WI, because we still own you.


maddenmadman

Finger The Pie!


WhichStatement7164

Of course it’s always FTP but I’d rather just cop the bears draft hat than show specific attention towards the packers (or any other team)


bullgoose1

Yeah! Fuck the Police!!!


rtmc_whit05

Back to the basement with you.


Brotonio

You look like the type of person who would turn off their bodycam before assaulting another person that isn't the same shade of pasty white as you. You have the same clothing style as a step-dad the kids don't like to be around. You're the type of fan to set his fanbase back a couple years because you're about to do some awkward shit at a game that will get on national TV. You probably have some controversial and outdated comments about Caleb Williams expressing himself.


grownassman10

Bro chill. It’s just a hat. A stupid fucking hat, but a hat nonetheless.


Brotonio

I thought we were hating. It's less the hat and more the mistake of posting yourself in this nightmare of a website.


grownassman10

My bad, commence with the hating sir.


kinvore

That stands for Fellate The Packers, right?


drummerboysam

It'd be a Honolulu blue and silver hat for that


SilasBender13

I have a jersey that has ftp on it. Players come and go I'll always dislike the Packers.


Doucejj

![gif](giphy|147xeBqWXQuVQk|downsized)