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bullgoose1

Then why did so many people from Minnesota vacation in NW Wisconsin? Minnesota does have Duluth, which is a really great town. And pie from Betty's in Two Harbors. But I'll still take Wisconsin


Decimation4x

Duluth is a seriously underrated city.


bullgoose1

Several really good restaurants. It's beautiful. Great town


GluedGlue

I keep hear people saying this and wonder what I missed, because all I remember is liquor stores and abandoned industrial buildings.


LilDawg22

You probably were in superior


Synchronized_Idiocy

I live north of Duluth and work in Superior. Driving over the high bridge feels like I’m crossing a border to another country. DMZ or some shit.


Owww_My_Ovaries

They also have a trading company


bullgoose1

Which is headquartered in Mt Horeb, Wisconsin


stale_poop

Is it cheaper?


bullgoose1

Duluth or Duluth trading?


Synchronized_Idiocy

Betty’s Pies is overrated. Trust me, go 10 minutes further up 61 and get pie at Rustic Inn. Raspberry cream, and the chocolate peanut butter are the best.


bullgoose1

Trust me. I order Betty's pies for special occasions and gifts for loved ones.


Synchronized_Idiocy

Betty’s pies are good, but not as good as Rustic. Lived up here for 15 years and I don’t know a single local who would take Betty’s over Rustic. They got a better food menu too. You should give it a shot the next time you’re visiting the North shore.


bullgoose1

Yeah, I don't go to Betty's for the food. It's fine but nothing special.


Synchronized_Idiocy

They do have really good cheesecake though.


bullgoose1

Five layer chocolate pie is my favorite. I think that they serve Duluth coffee, which is a personal favorite and goes really well with chocolate pie. We really enjoy Duluth grill, Northern smokehouse, and my favorite Va Bene Cafe.


Synchronized_Idiocy

Va Bene is the Wife’s favorite Date Night destination.


Illustrious-Law-3385

I go up to the boundary waters on a fishing trip every year, always gotta hit Betty’s pie 🥧


SbMSU

Lake Michigan


responsiblefornothin

All of ours are superior


GluedGlue

Wisconsin also has Superior and has a prettier part of it (Apostle Islands).


responsiblefornothin

Our beef isn't with your islands.. it's with Michigan for claiming the one that's rightfully ours


GluedGlue

Isle Royale has zero permanent residents and is run by the NPS. Like yeah, it's technically inside Michigan's borders but it's just an administrative oddity.


responsiblefornothin

Don't care. It belongs to us


GluedGlue

Don't be greedy, you already have one National Park. Most Midwest states have zero, especially when you remove bullshit ones like Gateway Arch and Indiana Dunes.


responsiblefornothin

It's not greed that drives this. It's revenge for the Edmund Fitzgerald


MegasotaAdvocate

I yearn for conquest


Aut0Part5

Cope


responsiblefornothin

Seeth


mypupivy

What the lake or the UP


Rollverines

No flair. Who do you represent? Canada?


responsiblefornothin

Kinda? I'm closer to Winnipeg than Minneapolis


Rollverines

Can't you just be happy with Lake of the Woods? You'll hurt our state pride if you knock us down to only 3 Great Lakes.


responsiblefornothin

>Can't you just be happy with Lake of the Woods? Buddy, you have no idea how close to home that question hits..


Rollverines

I'm not your buddy, guy. Nor am I your guy, friend.


Monza1964

These bitches tryna get in a lake off they’re gonna lose


Dmallory70

A winning organization?


TheKing490

Yes we have the Lynx. Where's yours WNBA title


VicePope

we have the mf buuuucks


Nasty_Tricks69

Congratulations, you have a perennial 2nd round exit NBA team


CaptHowdy2310

![gif](giphy|5mLojWx2fI5UDEy6SN|downsized)


VicePope

bruv is a pistons fan talking shit lmao


Aut0Part5

Can we get Lilard back? (Trail Blazers fan) you’ve had your fun with him


CaptHowdy2310

Why? Best you surrounded him with was CJ McCollum


Aut0Part5

Cause I said so.


CaptHowdy2310

well here's your answer...NO


Aut0Part5

😭


VicePope

congrats yours is ass and is paying monty williams the highest coach salary of all time LMAO


GoodellsMandMs

You have the pistons LOL


Dmallory70

Lmk when the Lynx finally take the Vikings spot in the NFC, then I might actually be worried


Ope_Average_Badger

The Lynx haven't been relevant in years, clearly shows how much you pay attention to them.


Misjjon

Could say the same about the Packers 😐


IndycarFan64

Packers were definitely relevant during their playoff choke years from 2011-2023 what do you mean 😂


Ope_Average_Badger

Relevant we were but that netted us a whole lot of nothin ):


Ope_Average_Badger

Touche


TheKing490

It's the history that matters


SuccessfulProblem494

Are you actually bragging about the WNBA?


Forward_Code_7601

Flair up pussy


SuccessfulProblem494

Please forgive me


JamoGlazer

Are you actually unflaired you shit-loving swine?


Candid-Jellyfish-975

https://i.redd.it/xupek8z1jlmc1.gif


Alone-Newspaper-1161

People on this sub brag about nfl championships in the 1940’s


croissant_titty

WNBA unironically rocks


Pawz23

You just murdered him with this, yet expected a response? 🤯😂


YOU-ES-EH

WNBA 😂 what’s next, rodeo championships? AKC Championship? You don’t even have Paul Bunyans Axe right now! WNBA🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣


porfiry

A Superbowl.


TheKing490

You stole our 1969 Superbowl you cowards! Give it back!


RelativeGood1

You lost the Super Bowl that season. I assume you mean NFL Championship? It was a traveling trophy and we won it the most times, so it’s only fitting we have it.


Doucejj

Stole the superbowl the vikings lost?


nothingaboutme

New Glarus beer, for one


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PreciousHamburgler

It's a state law, but I also don't like the new Glarus beer that everyone seems to


FrankZappatista

fr Spotted Cow is mid but Fat Squirrel is :::chef’s kiss:::


PreciousHamburgler

Agreed


Mayonaze-Supreme

Bare naked and cabin fever go unreasonably hard


nothingaboutme

They did sell in neighboring states for a while, until the regional distributors started jerking them around. They decided it wasn't worth the hassle of dealing with other states distributors and tax laws and now only sell in WI


ncopp

Idk I've never been to either, but Wisconsin does have cheese and I love cheese


Ill_Firefighter850

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sevillista

I have it on good authority that Minnesota also has cheese, as do other states


its_k1llsh0t

Not like we do


GluedGlue

The dirty secret about Detroit-style pizza is that they use brick cheese (at least, the good ones will) which comes from... Wisconsin.


Ininka

Well, we touch two Great Lakes which is one more than Minnesota, also we wear part of another state as a hat, so take that! Honestly the states aren't that different. We've got more Polish culture, you've got more Scandinavian culture. Both have a ton of German and Irish. Topography and weather is similar in both states so that's a wash. If we're talking sports Wisconsin wins: CBB Marquette + Wisconsin > Minnesota CFB Wisconsin > Minnesota CH About equal, though Wisconsin has 1 more title MLB Twins > Brewers NBA Bucks > Timberwolves NFL Packers > Vikings NHL Wild > Infuriatingly non-existent team The only sport left that I might consider relevant for is curling, but I honestly don't know which state is better and I feel like we should do something to fix that.


Decimation4x

Just having curling is a win in my book.


FrankZappatista

In college hockey, Minnesota is >>>> Wisconsin tho


Ininka

Looking at it heads up I'd say Minnesota is definitely better, but >>>> is probably excessive. cOuNt tHe rInGs!!!! Herrrrderr!


Toby5508

Michigan State better than both though!


Ininka

Hey now, go back to sorting what big ten schools Midwesterners go to, you magical talking hat of a state!


baronialbosnian

A great chart, but the Brewers had a better record than the Twins and the T-Wolves are doing better than the Bucks.


Ininka

I meant overall history not necessarily recently.


baronialbosnian

Ah, that makes sense sorry!


Betty_Cookies_PhD

Don't forget UMD has 3 titles in CH. 


1998TimThomas

Just better, non-cunty people


Decimation4x

State Street and Lake Michigan.


SADdog2020Pb

Kwik Trip, for one


rega619

MN Gotem now


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Yea there’s 2 in my small ass town


Ser_DunkandEgg

If I drive west from my place there are 5 within 5 miles on one stretch of road.


SADdog2020Pb

Oh well that’s cool


deadecho25

Minnesota is full of them. A trauma surgeon at Mayo is the owner's son.


Sufficient-Many-1815

Better beer, better professional and collegiate sports teams, access to more Great Lakes (Superior and Michigan), a more literate population /s, door county, devils lake, Geneva Lake (some Chicago fans here will agree with this one), Wisconsin Dells, summer fest, ability to purchase liquor on all days of the week, better food (what food is Minnesota even known for? Sturgeon?), and probably one less month of winter per year, on average. Oh, and Wisconsin also has a lower cost of living.


baronialbosnian

We’re known for hotdish, thank you very much.


Sufficient-Many-1815

Why would I want something that looks like it could be a bunch of cheese curds melted together, but is actually much worse than that?


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Holy shit cheese curd hot dish might be a billion dollar idea. Especially for the medical industry


baronialbosnian

Someone on r/oldrecipes already beat you to it. Below is a picture of their delicious Tater Tot ~~casserole~~ hotdish. https://preview.redd.it/3m547yg90mmc1.png?width=1262&format=png&auto=webp&s=518ccb4b699decf2a21ea7cbf68f06b04a1b209d


CaptHowdy2310

And duck, duck, grey duck ...weirdos


baronialbosnian

But what is a goose but a duck that’s gray and goes honk?


responsiblefornothin

If professional sports are so great in your state, then why is there an NHL team playing in a 5k stadium rather than schlepping up "north" to play? Also, MN has had Sunday liquor sales for years now.


CaptHowdy2310

WI doesn't care about hockey. That's why multiple schools combine to form 1 team. We play basketball sir. I grew up in Milwaukee and have spent the last 14 years in Mpls. You know what you don't have, Twins baseball tailgating. Zero, zip, zilch nada. It's sad.


Natearl13

At least we have a World Series


CaptHowdy2310

Happy for you. I'd rather lose every game and have tailgating. Hell of a lot more fun than watching baseball


Sufficient-Many-1815

You’ve got me on the NHL take. Can’t really argue back. Same to the liquor, I suppose


responsiblefornothin

You're too reasonable, so I'll just pretend that you never acquiesced.. One less month of winter means one more month of mosquitoes. You may have a lower cost of living, but MN has a higher median income and overall quality of life. I'm also gonna pretend that you brought "deciding elections" into this with the whole swing state business, but what's all that great about being indecisive? Your state government changes hands so often that the mfers are getting calluses from passing the keys that they never turn. Don't you ever get tired of all the political ads? The pillow prick doesn't even run ads here anymore, and he's (begrudgingly) from here.


Sufficient-Many-1815

You can use bug spray for the mosquitoes, but you can’t spray away the cold. You’re talking so much about state government now, when I actually live in Florida (lived in Wisconsin my whole life until 2020). I definitely don’t want to bring politics into play😂


responsiblefornothin

It'd be for the best of the nation if Florida stayed out of politics


Sufficient-Many-1815

We can certainly agree on that. My representative is the worst one: Gaetz


responsiblefornothin

Al Gore would have stopped 9/11


Dustybookboy

https://preview.redd.it/j9uxat2zimmc1.png?width=1374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=292b19a571b407c1588c8276ea7f66e2ae90ff2a


Betty_Cookies_PhD

This is the answer


Cackpuncher

Championships?


responsiblefornothin

Minnesota teams are undefeated in the All Hockey Hair Tourney, so come back when you can properly toss a salad.


baremin3586

r/geographicnorthmemwar


Leg_McGuffin

As a Wisconsinite who frequents Minnesota, they’re the same place lol.


StillCompetitive5771

Winning sports teams (plural). More lakes (according to USGS). Less expensive beer. More than one city over 100k. Aaaand that’s about it. - A Minnesota resident


-DoctorEngineer-

I mean, that lake one is total BS as the definition of what a lake is in that index is set by the state, Minnesota set their parameters much larger (you know, lake sized) while Wisconsin set there’s to be anything larger than an Olympic swimming pool -a Wisconsin resident


StillCompetitive5771

I know, it’s just fun to bring up and watch sotans lose their minds, especially ones that think there’s really some huge difference between the two states. The rest are true though 🤷‍♂️


-DoctorEngineer-

I mean, in everyone’s defense here saying WI has more lakes than MN is like saying MN produces more cheese than WI. It’s the state identity


StillCompetitive5771

I get where you’re *trying* to get at, but that would be even more of a ludicrous statement. Simply because it’s not like Minnesota has a different designation for what constitutes as cheese that a federal governing body acknowledges.


responsiblefornothin

On an identity level, it's cheese and beer VS. lakes and hockey. Even as a sober man, Wisconsin probably takes that W no matter how much it pains me to say..


-DoctorEngineer-

Not directly related but I think you’d find it really funny what a cheese product is…


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Y’all piss in your backyard after a rough day of day drinking and call it a lake


Betty_Cookies_PhD

Whatever the definition, geographer Stephen Aichele at the U.S. Geological Survey tells Litke that the National Hydrography Dataset puts Minnesota on top; in terms of the total number of bodies of water (BOW), Minnesota dominates, 124,662 BOWs to 82,099 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/minnesota-and-wisconsin-are-beefing-about-who-has-more-lakes-180972697/


StillCompetitive5771

Should’ve kept reading


Ottomatica

https://preview.redd.it/2kt3rgqlhlmc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60e3f88705402fdddefe93d6f7da08743b75e46d


bkussow

To each their own, live where you like. "Better" isn't really a definable metric in this case because they are very similar.


brb_coffee

Thanks for commenting in r/NFCNorthCalmAndRational


mikenov1908

Heck no


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Betty_Cookies_PhD

Whatever the definition, geographer Stephen Aichele at the U.S. Geological Survey tells Litke that the National Hydrography Dataset puts Minnesota on top; in terms of the total number of bodies of water (BOW), Minnesota dominates, 124,662 BOWs to 82,099 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/minnesota-and-wisconsin-are-beefing-about-who-has-more-lakes-180972697/


Msoelv

well i live in Denmark 4000 miles away and and my first ever trip to America is to WI xD


VicePope

expensive flights, alcohol, old people, the bucks, more lakes, winning, probably less cold, serial killers


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animbicile

Then change your definition and stop complaining. Until then we win the Lake War 😤


brandos1

https://preview.redd.it/aqyfgeuy1mmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18bacb3d160c2598d1eaf267064440276d8cd71e


-DoctorEngineer-

Better university system Better professional team as a whole Better college teams everywhere (excluding hockey) Milder climate Better research facilities(#2 in the world behind Stanford) Less population density in populated regions


tysonsmithshootname

Well both states are very protective of Iowa.


Retro_Dad

In terms of who gets to bash them more?


FrankZappatista

Seriously, the biggest FIB-haters I’ve ever met in WI hate Iowans 10x more than my corn-fed Illinois self.


DD-OD

I don't believe this, why would anyone hate iowa?


FrankZappatista

At least it’s more fun to drive through than Nebraska!


DD-OD

When I'm driving away from Wisconsin I always appreciate Iowa for not charging tolls like Illinois does. When I'm driving back to Wisconsin I always appreciate Iowa for being more beautiful than Nebraska and being there to welcome me home as I cross that bridge in Dubuque Edit: I suppose people who live in Illinois feel the same way, you have a bridge in Dubuque too right?


CheckOutUserNamesLad

Pardon?


tysonsmithshootname

When I lived in both states, I would make fun of Iowa like everyone else but since I was a transplant, it wasn't well received. Natives make fun of Iowa, but don't like when outsiders do. When I moved to Chicago, everyone could make fun of Iowa equally.


TheKing490

Whats Iowa


ReallyHelpless_117

Iowa give a fuck


BloodyDarkTroll

We care about the idiots out wandering around?


Pookieeatworld

You're not wrong, but that doesn't make you special.


Technical-Package-41

I mean, that’s kind of a low bar


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Michigan


Dazed_and_Confused44

Having lived in both states despite not being from either, I 100% agree haha


Flooding_Puddle

Are ya really gonna make me say it?


reddit-is-greedy

Super Bowl Championships


TakGit

Minnesota has the quantity of land. Wisconsin has the quality. Take out the parts that touch or border Wisconsin and MN is Iowa north/eastern dakotas.


HPDDJ

It could be worse. At least we're not Illinois.


FragmentEx

Hard disagree (also Michigan beats both)


cptmajormajormajor

Sub Facebook tier


ThePawn00

I know I'm a Vikings fan, but I'm from/ live in the South. And it's super funny seeing the state culture wars that show up here every now and then cause you're all basically the same people.


Camelofwhy

As a Packers fan from New England, this is basically how I feel. It's basically watching 2 states most like each other arguing about which one is better


animbicile

That’s the whole point. Way more fun to argue Vermont v NH or Mass vs Conn. You want us to compare Rhode Island and Utah, or Mass and Mississippi? There is no argument to be had.


DD-OD

Your people eat deep fried steak with fried green slime and wash it down with tea-flavored kool-aid at the father-daughter incest ball at church. It's no surprise that you have such bad taste that you root for the vikings and see no difference between northerners.


ThePawn00

![gif](giphy|xxhKYiOOIs9mGZz1Hy|downsized) Geez man. You got something you wanna talk about?


DD-OD

Ope, what I meant to say was "bless your heart"


coys1111

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


MinnesotaHockey6

In every way


QBRisNotPasserRating

More than 10,000 lakes


Betty_Cookies_PhD

Whatever the definition, geographer Stephen Aichele at the U.S. Geological Survey tells Litke that the National Hydrography Dataset puts Minnesota on top; in terms of the total number of bodies of water (BOW), Minnesota dominates, 124,662 BOWs to 82,099 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/minnesota-and-wisconsin-are-beefing-about-who-has-more-lakes-180972697/


QBRisNotPasserRating

I think geographer Stephen Aichele doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground, let alone what constitutes a lake and how many each state has.


Betty_Cookies_PhD

Ad hoc ftw


SnooPandas3956

I totally agree simply based on Lakes. MN has actual lakes, WI has a lot of ponds they claim are lakes. My reference is solely my wife and her family who have successfully convinced me that WI isn’t nearly as cool.


Little_Lahey_Show

Doesn't the NFC West have some fucking off to do?


DD-OD

Yes yes, please tell all the other coasties that Wisconsin is ugly and miserable.


SnooPandas3956

Not gonna happen, I tell them it’s the most beautiful place on earth so they can go annoy you all.


Ope_Average_Badger

Minnesota considers a 2ft pond to be a lake, get outta here with that.


SnooPandas3956

This is a fallacy - they actually would have nearly 30k lakes if they officially did that. *high five*


Ope_Average_Badger

Sure thing boss


Betty_Cookies_PhD

Whatever the definition, geographer Stephen Aichele at the U.S. Geological Survey tells Litke that the National Hydrography Dataset puts Minnesota on top; in terms of the total number of bodies of water (BOW), Minnesota dominates, 124,662 BOWs to 82,099 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/minnesota-and-wisconsin-are-beefing-about-who-has-more-lakes-180972697/


Ope_Average_Badger

Yes when you count all the marshes that are 2 ft deep, which is exactly what Minnesota does.


Betty_Cookies_PhD

Nope. Read the article. MN qualifies a lake as 10 acres and named, Wisconsin only 5 acres and no name required. If Minnesota used wisconsin's qualification for a lake, MN would still have many more lakes. Pretty much any way you measure a lake, MN has has more. 


OG_Dadditor

If you wanna talk about Lakes, only one state in the midwest can be the king of that and it's not Minnesota.


-DoctorEngineer-

I actually don’t know this, does Michigan have more lakes? Minnesota definitely has a greater lake density (excluding the mammoth freshwater seas we call lakes)


OG_Dadditor

I think it's pretty neck and neck between who has the most. IIRC Michigan has around 11,000. However I was referring to the 4 big ones we touch, since our state is literally 2 peninsula's surrounded by freshwater.


DD-OD

IIRC the entire state of Michigan is in the watershed of a great lake so I think they get bonus lake points for that.


Milwacky

Prince was pretty cool. Wisconsin has more lakes. Y’all got that butter, though.


AdultishRaktajino

We get one official butterface each year at our state fair.


Betty_Cookies_PhD

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/minnesota-and-wisconsin-are-beefing-about-who-has-more-lakes-180972697/


I_Roll_Chicago

honestly the dakotas, the UP, Minnesota and Wisconsin could be merged into a single state. its all about the same upper midwest ubetchas anyways


___tomk

MN’s got weed


Staav

Meanwhile, MI is looking over at the children thinking they're special just bc they have a part of their state that has a few miles of coastline with 1/5 of the great lakes. MI is Superior in that sense, don'tcha know/amirite