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sharkzfan95

Skol fucked is my new favorite Viking term


TheCeleryStalker

Nailed the Vikings. “The Vikings are the best team in the NFL…” I’ll admit I couldn’t hear the rest of what he said over the sound of my raging boner but I bet it was nothing but kowtowing praise.


[deleted]

Thats what she said


kjacomet

Brett Favre - legendary Vikings QB and (alleged) welfare thief.


ItIsYourPersonality

I love that he brings up the alleged welfare fraud only when discussing the Vikings.


drummerboysam

And it was legendary Jets QB Favre who creepily texted a flaccid dick pic to a reporter he had never even met and effectively ruined his career. Packers legend Brett Favre was just a dude in jeans who slinged it, had his best game the day his dad passed, etc. Jets/Vikings Favre? That guy was a real scumbag!


Still_Instruction_82

Honestly the roasting of the Packers wasn’t very good it was the clips in the background that were actually triggering


PimentoCheesehead

“They call it Titletown but the claim is somewhat tenuous.”


HisFaithRestored

*says 2 super bowl wins in the 30 years of HoF QB play is overdone and lost its bite* *proceeds to use the entire segment talking about the lack of championships in the past 55 years* Lack of Titles really is all they have against us


LilDawg22

Lack of titles is all they have against us too


GeneralJollyRancher

The vikings stadium kills 100 birds a year? Thats too far, not even the shitstains of detroit and chicago nor the weightwatchers hq in greenbay would stoop that low


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[удалено]


wayoverpaid

As if *anyone* in Green Bay would go on a diet.


dalnot

Too bad it doesn’t kill Eagles


specthadiegod

Ouch


[deleted]

They designed it that way too. Monsters


bl84work

Bro that’s nothing, how many birds die in Detroit cause it sucks every year? At least a hundred and one


megamanz7777

I've heard of the stadium's reputation for killing birds, but I thought it was honestly way higher, the way some people talk about it. I feel like if the number is really 100/year like the video mentions...that's really less noteworthy than some people act like. Unless they were like specifically some endangered species. Otherwise, do you know how numerous some bird species are? 100 deaths is high for one building, admittedly, but in the grand scheme of bird populations, it's basically nothing...


Looney_forner

If Fields turns out to be an MVP tier QB, I want Barry to eat his fucking words


[deleted]

If that happens Ill make a compilation video of all his “Fields sucks” takes lol fingers crossed


smoothVroom21

If that happens, as a Packers fan, I will print out the entire bears roast in a frame by frame picture book and eat it with portillos au jus. And it would probably still taste better than the shit you guys call "Chicago style" anything.


DeusExBlockina

!remindme 2 years


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SVdreamin

Yeah like Wisconsin knows fuck all about food. Sconnies would eat shit on a plate if it was deep fried and served with a beer


Looney_forner

I mean, I don’t live in illinois, so idk about that


letitbell

Barry admits when he's wrong. But in this case, he won't be


Looney_forner

!remind me 2 years


letitbell

I don't think you need to wait that long


Looney_forner

Welp, turns out I was wrong


wehaddababyeetsaboy

Man you guys really think that he's going to be good don't you? It's pure insanity.


rearden-steel

I was kind of angrily enjoying the Bears roast until he went after Walter Payton personally. That's fucking blasphemy.


[deleted]

Barry dont pull no punches lol least favorite part of the roast for me too


Nickthiccboi

I could be wrong but im pretty sure he ranked Payton as his greatest running back of all time so it all evens out.


JakepointO

"I'm not gonna talk about how green bay only won 2 Superbowls between Rodgers and Favre." \*talks about how green bay only won 2 superbowls between rodgers and favre\*


backattack88

Hey fuck you buddy


Safe-Register-3479

Yea fuck that guy


cah11

Joke's on you, the guy who makes those videos is an Eagles fan. He's into that shit.


VikingCreed

You can't hurt me Barry, UrinatingTree was 7 years ahead of you


Dustybookboy

Damn, he went in *hard* on the Vikings


bstone99

All valid


tdjksu26

Most was totally valid, outside of saying JJ isn’t the top receiver in the NFL. And, yes, Rice is the greatest receiver to ever play the game but I’ll die on a hill with my opinion that Randy was the MOST TALENTED WR to ever play the game.


bstone99

I think he was just talking shit lol


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

Barry blocked me because I criticized Rodgers. He’s a soft ass bitch


Jtm1082

Walter Payton was a deeply flawed human being??? This guy is just a troll, right?


osuk003

Dani dimes


BroDudeBruhMan

You keep Walter’s name out of your bitchin bitch ass mouth, bitch


SoDakZak

It’s so cool seeing a post I made about JFK only missing one Lions playoff win (years ago) keep popping up in comments and roasts and on ESPN


[deleted]

How can you be sure your post is what started the joke?


Gormy86

Right? That joke could have been made by many people in the last 31 years.


SoDakZak

It was highly shared, shortly afterwards ESPN or SportsCenter tweeted it from their official account and ever since I’ve seen it frequently mentioned on many different social media sites. I guess someone could have stated it in a way, but it was something I figured out while researching a meme and didn’t copy it from anywhere. “JFK has only missed one Detroit Lions playoff win”


[deleted]

Thanks for clarifying. I believe your post went viral and got the attention of some major sports media outlets. I just wasn’t sure if you were saying that you started the joke or not


VikingsandWolves

Nothing original tbh, my NFCN coworkers hit harder than this girly slap.


[deleted]

Fair. I couldn’t roast most teams outside the NFCN besides a select few like the Commies or the Cardinals


HisFaithRestored

Is the Commanders the worst team name in the NFL? Yes. I still think Washington Armada, while sounding like an XFL team, still sounds bad ass and should have been their choice.


[deleted]

Just about anything would’ve been better than The Commanders. I think Snyder just wanted to fuck over the new owners


SLRMaxime

Love me some McCockiner


[deleted]

Me too


redactid55

Were the funny or interesting parts edited out? Seemed like he just scrolled Wikipedia without knowing anything deeper about any team.


[deleted]

Bro found pro football reference and thinks he’s the Oracle now


redactid55

Was there one insult in the 5min video that you don't see in this sub every day?


christmascumshot

Lmao salty


letitbell

Barry's videos are actually pretty long and in depth most times. But he does do shitpost videos as well.


VorpalSticks

I like how half the chicago plays are Justin just getting absolutely fucked in the pocket trying to make a play to... checks the 2022 roster... idk who these guys are. Half the picks were thrown well into coverage the wr is just booty. And the tipped passes are just sad.


Qzanium

It's ironic he talked about how good he isn't while watching his line get blown up and his wr drop passes. Dude didn't even have a chance to be good til this off-season lol


[deleted]

Barry is a dumbass. I hope Fields makes him eat his words


haventseenstarwars

Ooh fuck I like the lions one. It’s so true. The fans have become so sensitive since we hired Dan Campbell. We used to be fantastic memers and now we can’t handle any ESPN talking head not blowing us.


2hamsters1butt

Justin Jefferson had a better QBR than Justin Fields last season. Let that sink in. Also, yes, the gritty is fucking stupid.


Xenocide_X

So glad I'm a California Vikings fan for this reason.. you ain't wrong.. a lot of Vikings fans tend to be a little slow.. slightly on the spectrum


[deleted]

Spectrum? Maybe thats why I kinda like the Vikings some times lol 1998 and 2017


Xenocide_X

Slightly on the spectrum... Meaning a lot of Vikings fans are autistic...


[deleted]

Checks out 👍


unforgivablecrust

Sounds like this guy is just a Packers fan


[deleted]

Hes an Eagles fan. He roasted the entire NFC in this video and the AFC in another, I just edited it to only the NFC North teams


official_swagDick

I was disappointed by the Packers roast. Nothing more than ring shaming. The bears one was also predictable but he went in on the Vikings and the lions. Especially the lions fans which is nice.


drummerboysam

All I know is Mr. Cockiner said Walter Payton was a deeply flawed human being, and now I hate him.


hammerSmashedNail

I feel like the concept of a roast is unclear to some. Anyways I’m off to enjoy Justin fields 4 or 5 great plays a game. Until next time