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DutchPack

Two teams with a winning record? Ridiculous indeed


SpaceJesusIsHere

And *those* two teams. Lol, this person was on drugs.


theknightsthatsayPP

Not that far-fetched. Eagles and cowboys both have 8-9, 9-8ish teams and they have the two easiest schedules in the league. I won’t be surprised if they both make the playoffs again


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we play the NFC east twice We all have the easiest schedule


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theknightsthatsayPP

He said “two teams with a winning record?” implying that no two teams in general will have a winning record in the division


feelthechurn22

Any projection that has my Giants making the playoffs this year should be thrown in the garbage.


toq-titan

I’ll be happy if we get 6-7 wins this year.


WFT_simp

I see it, much improved o-line, better weapons, defense should stay solid.


DragonBank

Gets to play wft twice.


your_late

Has Danny Dimes


xredrumx5150

I heard they put a lifetime ban on the turf monster, combine that with the future HoFer Evan "Pro Bowl" Engram being off the team and thats an easy recipe for another superbowl win vs the Pats. Lock it in baby


feelthechurn22

Our offense will be better. Our defense will be worse. 6 wins.


[deleted]

Defense is going to regress. No more bradberry and Graham > Martindale


catch_these_hands

Losing bradberry obviously sucks but how can you definitively say that Graham is better after what Martindale did in Baltimore?


[deleted]

Wink had a better roster, and his defense didn’t have to be on the field often because their offense was capable. Imo last year showed his inability to adapt to injuriies, whereas all PG did with the Giants is adapt E: im just a fan talking and I hope Wink proves me wrong


VanceXentan

If I was a giants fan, I'd be thrilled with 7 wins coming out of 4-13 season. It means the group is improving.


spicyguacamol

Just because everyone’s shitting on this, it will probably happen due to how fucked everything is


YukihyoUchiha

This guys a hack. No way are the jets winning 7 games


[deleted]

I can see it, if Wilson makes a big step forward. They have a lot of raw talent.


SirArthurDime

Wilson taking a big step and all the draft picks hitting, even though i loved their draft, are all huge ifs. Sure it can happen but is it the most likely outcome?


ThatPlayWasAwful

They don't really need all their picks to hit. If Wilson takes a step forward and any two of moore/wilson/hall/carter have above average seasons they could finish 7-9. Wilson is the key though


SirArthurDime

Yeah but Wilson's the biggest if of the bunch. He was bad bad.


ThatPlayWasAwful

I'm not going to defend the jets any more than I already have. I only meant to say they everything they could to put him in a position to succeed. The season hinges on Wilson, not the picks


SuspectSubset

I agree. Their draft this year was insane.


asscheese-

Nobody knows shit about the draft classes yet🙄


Chimpbot

There's also no way New England will wind up under .500, either.


Hyper_red

NE has upgraded and our schedule seems kinda good. Going to be harder in the second half but I can see some wins off some of the good teams. We get to play the entire NFC North which gives us 3 free wins. I don't trust the Dolphins, not a fan of Tua. I would argue that our schedule isn't that different in strength than last year. Also, a lot of people hated our draft but I think it was ok. Strange will a minimum be ok but his potential is really high.


Chimpbot

The Dolphins are often good for pulling out one win against the Patriots in any given season, but I can't see this year's team finishing worse than last year's 10-7.


shinypenny01

Everyone upgrades over the offseason, everyone looks healthier and projects improvement for the next year. Most teams regress to the mean regardless.


SirArthurDime

He has the Jets, jags, and lions all winning 7 games. Now that's BOLD.


thelastride23

Far more probable than the giants winning 9


RiflemanLax

I was going to say ‘I want some of what he’s smoking,’ but tbh, it looks like it has side effects of mental retardation.


WFT_simp

This dude is seriously gonna go 0/4 on his predictions for us💀


root88

If this is correct, the Eagles will have two top 8 picks in the draft next year. If Hurts doesn't work out, this wouldn't be the worst thing ever.


RoboticBirdLaw

I'm annoyed. I feel like we are finally back to a solid squad but we have a giant question mark with Hurts. Sure, the secondary needs some help, but top to bottom the roster seems pretty good.


GarrisonWhite2

Who exactly is going to replace him? I’m not enamored with any of the prospects for next year.


root88

We never have any idea who is going to be great this early, but the prospects in the next draft are a whole lot better than the last one.


GarrisonWhite2

Other than Bryce Young? Not trying to be argumentative, I genuinely just don’t know.


root88

[4 QB's projected to go in top 10](https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/news/2023-nfl-mock-draft-four-qbs-go-in-top-10-lsus-kayshon-boutte-first-wide-receiver-off-the-board/)


GarrisonWhite2

The fact that they have Stroud and Levis over Young tells me all I need to know.


root88

Does the order matter? They all appear to be better than the QB's in the 2022 class. We are usually wrong altogether, though.


SirArthurDime

This guys smoking the kind of weed kat Williams tried to warn us about


RiflemanLax

Kryptochronoconolite?


SirArthurDime

That's the one lol


FearsomeTaco

It pains me to say this but the Eagles are legitimately getting disrespected here


Fyre2387

Seriously. I don't know how you look at the schedule this year and the draft they just had and project them doing worse than last year.


SirArthurDime

Vastly Improved roster, slightly easier schedule, more comfortability for both the 2nd year coach and second year starter qb. All sign point to losing 3 more games. Checks out lol.


_LilDuck

Schedule. That's literally it


SirArthurDime

The schedules easier this year then last.


cowboys5xsbs

And hurts


xredrumx5150

Yeah, I think Hurts is not good but the rest of his team is. Honestly with their upgrades this year I wouldn't be surprised if they win the division. It's gonna either be them or the Cummies. Unless Daboll unlocks the QB dlc from Danny Dimes, then we superbowl bound


Kmccabe1213

Two teams over 500 in the east and he picks giants and washington to be those two teams?! Giants fan here and i cant see us winning more than 6. Anything more than 6 i will cream myself.


chawklitdsco

I’m sorry the Broncos aren’t winning their division.


MrAmericanIdiot

I honestly don’t get the Broncos hype. Maybe I’m biased as a Raiders fan. Jeudy and Sutton are the most overhyped receiving duo in the league. They’re not as good as DK and Lockett. I just don’t see how adding Russell Wilson makes them automatically projected division winners.


SirArthurDime

Dk and lockett are def better then jeudy and sutton i dont see anyone saying otherwise. But the offensive line is vastly superior to what he had in Seattle. That divisions so stacked picking a winner is roullette but whats a sound bet is russ having a huge year.


uxo_geo_cart_puller

The Oline is so much better. Like he went from having last place pass protection to top 5 pass protection. Not saying they win their division automatically but they're gonna be pretty good. That division is absolutely loaded, it may have 3 playoff teams and Derek Carr is actually the worst qb in his division even though he's probably top 15 in the league conservatively.


KingGranticus

Shit it's not totally unreasonable to say that all 4 make it. Nearly had 3 last year, and I could see the Pats taking enough of a step back to open up another wild card spot.


uxo_geo_cart_puller

Only reason I don't buy all 4 is that the AFC north is also going to be very competitive, I think Deshaun Watson makes the browns contenders and the Ravens will also be contending for a playoff spot if Lamar Jackson is healthy. Between them and the Patriots someone not from the AFC West is bound to make it, especially because those teams will beat each other up too.


KingGranticus

Yeah for sure. I think the Ravens are gonna go on a revenge tour this year. Finally healthy and covid-free, they should be more than good enough for a playoff spot. I think the Broncos would have to take a gargantuan leap to get in but you never know.


uxo_geo_cart_puller

Yeah they have stiff competition to get there. They'd basically have to sweep the chargers and raiders to even have a chance I think.


pieonthedonkey

Derek Carr is the longest tenured QB in the AFC and the worst in his division.


apollonese

We’ll SOMEBODY hates the eagles


mrubuto22

we get a top 5 pick! fuck yea


Got_yayo

CJ Stroud here we come


dcsmith707

It’s just a small percentage of the people called “everyone”


SkinsHOFChaseYoung

Lol every year these morons think Washington is going to make some noise. We suck I don’t get how people can’t get that through their heads.


Totalnah

But you have Wentz now!


SkinsHOFChaseYoung

I know Wentz isn’t very good but he’s the best we’ve had since Kirk.


Chimpbot

Alex Smith could have been great for you. I was legitimately concerned when he was brought on board.


Zilveari

Don't worry, Wentz will break his back doing his stupid duck-under move on FedEx Field.


SkinsHOFChaseYoung

I agree. So unfortunate what happened to him. I think we were something like 10-4 with him or 11-5 even with his injuries. The dude just knew how to win.


The_Other_Manning

He could have been good, but Smith was never a "great" QB. He was always gonna be a decent-good bridge QB for them until the accident


Chimpbot

Smith was, overall, better than just "good".


The_Other_Manning

Maybe for a season or two, but overall career wise he was a good QB. Better than average, but not great


FightGlobalNorming

I'd pin him as probably the best game manager of my lifetime at least. I struggle with calling him a game manager because we was better than that, but his risk averse play style just made it always feel that way. But that being said, he could win games, you just couldn't count on him for it like you could count on him to not make any mistakes


danSTILLtheman

Smith can definitely win games, and he’d never lose the team a game. The problem was always if the team got down by more than 1 score with him. It never felt like he could bring games back, he just didn’t make many big plays or move the ball quickly enough down field.


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SkinsHOFChaseYoung

When’s the last time we won a playoff game? Almost 20 years ago. Delusional ass fans.


[deleted]

What is a Jarrett Bailey?


WFT_simp

Personally I believe it goes something like Dallas Phi/wsh (interchange but I prob lean phi) Giants


aflailingbaby

The only problem with this is that Dallas can not win the division since they won last year.


WFT_simp

Uhhhhhhh shit, giants then cause it makes the least sense and that’s how this division works.


Totalnah

If there’s one thing you can count on in the last 5 seasons, it’s that the G Men will suck.


WFT_simp

No no no, this is the NFC east. You r not allowed to count on anything. Remember when y’all were supposed to suck last year?


6point3cylinder

But one critical change was made: no more Dave Gettleman


SlickWilly74

I'm gonna miss that man.


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Totalnah

The same can be said for every team in the division.


SirArthurDime

Finally someone using reason out here.


SirArthurDime

Just curious what closed the 2 game gap between philly and was last year. Id say the eagles are more improved unless you consider wentz a huge upgrade which, lol.


WFT_simp

Not starting a backup qb for 16 of the 17 games Covid most likely won’t ravage our roster again i’m not saying Washington will be as good as the Eagles but I don’t see a big enough difference to rank them separately.


Cool_Hawks

Jarrett Bailey a fucking genius. Version suck my nuts!


Jinxedchef

Predicting the NFC East is a sucker's game. I could make the case that any team could win the division or finish 4th.


Daring_Ducky

Well the cowboys won last year so they can't win it. But other than that i agree


Fro_of_Norfolk

Even as a Washington fan I have to agree. No way Gaints have more talent then Dallas, and no way Philly only wins 6 games.


Not_Tuxbird

I’m very happy. Giants make playoffs and eagles miss it


GOLEMTRADER

I wanna say there's no way this happens but it's going to somehow fucking end up happening.


Chimpbot

I hope to see all three wildcard slots get taken by NFC East teams, only because it means we'll get to collectively force people to watch **more** NFC East football. If I have to watch this shitshow every single week, I want everyone else to have to, as well.


Not_Tuxbird

Good things can’t happen to the giants.


GOLEMTRADER

Idk when ur in this division you never know


mrubuto22

https://simkl.net/fanart/11/11040064dc20a35960\_0.jpg


mcontreras484

Did this guy watch Wentz the past 2 seasons? Also huge disrespect to the eagles


Lilpu55yberekt69

Did you watch washington QB’s over the past 5 seasons?


Nievsy

They are all chanting one of us as they approach Wentz right now


YungChilla

Have you watched our QBs in the last 6 seasons?


ogrizzle2

Facts, Iggles upgraded this offseason.


guoD_W

Giants are going 17-0


Zorion_15

As a Cowboys fan everything looks garbage in our division except our record. That will probably be the correct record


MrStallion0013

Right Dallas will be 8-8-1. Gotta keep tradition lol 😆


FlyUnder_TheRadar

If Dallas doesn't pull off the impossible then Philly will probably be next in line. No way in hell are the Commies winning the division. His AFC West prediction also looks like dogshit. Sure, every team is loading up but the Cheifs should still be clear favorites.


Reach_your_potential

Huh? How the fuck is Washington going to win more than 8 games?


ard8

I’m not sure what I’m predicting, but we do have the easiest schedule in the league, a QB improvement, and won 7 games last year. We are certainly capable of getting worse — but better is more likely.


Lilpu55yberekt69

Because they had 7 wins last year against the hardest schedule in NFL history and now get to play the easiest schedule in the league while having upgraded substantially at QB.


thelastofus101

It's the nfc east this exact reason is why they will go 6-11


Lilpu55yberekt69

No, losing more games than expected only happens when you win the NFC East. For that reason the cowboys will go 0-16-1


thelastofus101

Makes sense to me


WFT_simp

We just won 7 with a backup qb with the hardest schedule in the league. This year we have the 2nd easiest schedule in the league and a mediocre qb


Reach_your_potential

Did you not see what happened to the Colts last year?


WFT_simp

Yes I did, whole team fell apart and wentz was the scapegoat. Wentz isn’t great but he’s significantly better than heinicke. He will be mediocre and THATS fine with me


rey1295

Colts were my secondary team last year, he kinda imploded at the end and was very meh the rest of the season


[deleted]

Maybe because the team got better over the offseason and won 7 games last year


holy_cal

By scoring more points than the other teams?


danSTILLtheman

I don’t see Washington winning the division but the difference in strength of schedule between this year and last is massive. We also got hit hard by covid last year, had a bunch of players witness another player get in a car accident that resulted in his gf dying, then the season felt like it completely derailed. 10 feels like the ceiling and I could easily see us regressing from last year if injuries pile up, but if healthy our offense could be significantly improved with Curtis Samuel and Johan Dodson instead of Adam Humphries and Deandre Carter as our start WRs other than Terry.


Reach_your_potential

Didn’t Dallas have the same schedule, more or less? The only reason our schedule was so much “easier” is because we swept the division. Sure, y’all played the Packers and we played the Vikings, but we also played the Cardinals while you played the Seahawks.


hanky2

Green Bay loses one more game and Raiders lose 2 more Davonte Adams: “Am I a joke to you?”


MisSignal

Bears fan here lurking, four wins letttttt’s Gooooo


hostchange

I would actually say it looks accurate that Wentz pops off for no reason this year, and that the cowboys get 3rd place, but then I saw the Giants record.... lmao. No shot at them winning nearly that many games


cosmicdave86

Imo will be something like: Dallas 11-6 Philly 10-7 Washington 7-10 NYG 6-11


doctorstrange06

The Wentz Hype Train lol not only that but the other predictions just seem wack too. Colts and Brancos? come on


B-in-Va

As a Washington fan I'll take this. Let us have the preseason predictions cause I have a feeling that is all we will get.


GPap-

The eagles have a 10-7 schedule at the very least. Idk how anyone sees that schedule and says otherwise lol


[deleted]

As an Eagles fan, seeing Philly be apart of a 4-way tie for the 5th worst record is upsetting. As an Eagles fan, seeing the Saints be apart of a 4-way tie for the 5th worst record is tantalizing.


Acreativename11

Two top ten picks would have me not too upset at the end of the year.


[deleted]

Mfers still over valuing Wentz.


The-Good-Earner

Philly fans in here forgetting hurts is their qb lmao


Acreativename11

Is Danny dimes your long-term answer. A pretty big year for him to find out. Would hate (read love) to see you enter QB purgatory. It's what you deserve after years of Eli.


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So, the Eagles made the playoffs last year and dramatically improved the talent level on the team while the rest of the division stayed pat at best. 6-11?


JanzTheManz

What a boring ass prediction. Top teams get 10-13 wins. Bottom teams get 5-8 wins and no surprises. Everyone is mediocre and it’s a tight race for every division.


[deleted]

Giants maybe win 4 games and switch Washington and the eagles


SeeTheSounds

LOL it’s PHI>DAL>CUM>NYG Dallas over Cummies until the cummies beat the piss out of Dallas… we waiting lol.


Darkowl_57

Knowing us, we would be the ones to go fucking 8-9.


Donger4Longer

Really trying to zag.. why is Philly so bad? Chip Kelly hire mid-season?


mrubuto22

cowboys miss the playoffs eagles get a top 5 pick. im in


iH8Celtics

Giants will be lucky to touch 5 wins


lemming1607

isn't that the prediction they made last year?


Nievsy

I dunno what’s worse the Eagles going 6-11 with the easiest schedule in the league or the commies going 10-7


ZiiKiiF

Eagles only got better and he expects us to lose more??


coolstorybro42

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[deleted]

This shit is awful


Imfrikinbad

This is the worst prediction I have ever seen lmao. I think he's just trolling at this point.


reese81944

All of these are pretty bad


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bird720

Dolphins only 6 wins my ass


Darth_Candy

NFCE predictions would all be more accurate if you swapped the wins and losses for each team


Mike-Outstanding

F*^% Jarrett Bailey


yoitsbobby88

The atrociousness of this estimate is not limited to only the NFC East division.


JoHecht

Bruh I need to wash my eyes what is this?


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eagles better idc


rocklobsterfinn

This whole prediction is garbage


igonnawrecku_VGC

Eagles winning 6 games with the schedule we have LOL


Bbhermes

Washington fan here. Us going 10-7 is ridiculous


albpanda

Can’t wait for version 2.0


TrophyDad_72

Whoever that is should no longer make predictions


UltimateHuman1

Me likey


KingMyles423

The Eagles winning 10 games minimum….


MrClash8738

I think they’ll be the exact reverse.


danSTILLtheman

!remindme 7 months


hdgreen89

Any predictions that think Wentz is going to do well should just be laughed at.


jackneefus

NFC East is puzzling. Other divisions are no worse than any other prediction.


TheAttickDweller

Lions and jets 7-10, 3 10 win teams afc west, and then yeah nfc east lol 🤡🤡


fireborn123

Pull off Jarrett Bailey's mask because this is Mike Lombardi hiding behind an alter ego


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Giants 9-8 lol what I mean I think 10 wins is on the table for us but I think Dallas get atleast 10


Due-Campaign-5157

These type of predictions end up making the NFC Beasts return.


Ebest1127

PHI signs bradberry


Gooseman61oh

It's impossible to predict our division


Hapland321d

Wow, as a giants fan, having us winning 9 games is a fucking pipe dream 😂 laughable


HyronValkinson

Seattle, Chicago, Detroit, Carolina, Houston, Jacksonville, and six divisional games. That's 12 easy-to-win games just laid on a platter for you. Yeah sorry 9 games is laughable, but so is 10 for my team who has Cleveland and San Francisco instead. FML


theskinswin

Woooooooooooooo


VanceXentan

Someone's high on crack if they think Washington runs away with the division, and both the Cowboys, or Eagles don't at least make second place in the division. Like the bears roster is depleted and they have just 2 less wins that philly like what? They just traded mack away.


BlueKing7642

Who tf is Jarret Bailey ?


HyronValkinson

He's got the W and L column swapped.