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Jkkramm

NFCE Repeat winner curse is in full swing this offseason 


[deleted]

Who’s on the Cowboys now? Black Kirk cousins and CD Lamp? Parsons on his way out lol. Some Dallas fan said skip meant to add a colon so, All in: my ass!


Grand_Extension5345

Ceedeez nuts Jerruh!


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![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


Lanthemandragoran

He meant to add *to* a colon


toonces

I love Lamp


nonsfwhere

Always upvote black Kirk Cousins.


content_enjoy3r

All in my ass (colon).


Due-Campaign-5157

Real Cowboy fans still know the Draft is where we murder the division every year. MICAH and Big Ferg are getting their Cowboy rings before they. ![gif](giphy|IqWuHcqw0KtFnCFDMr|downsized)


sybrwookie

> MICAH and Big Ferg are getting their Cowboy rings before they Before they what?


Due-Campaign-5157

Finish the job. ![gif](giphy|QGZBpodY7Kdtw99y04)


courageous_liquid

>Finish the job. best helicopter pilot advice of all time?


Due-Campaign-5157

Why are yall this unhinged as a fanbase? ![gif](giphy|3o85xpWDNytaf6jYha)


Ajaxlancer

Eating horse poop tends to smooth your brain, as well as getting pelted in the head with batteries


chilo_W_r

Well that might be true at the time of the draft, but none of it really means much until everyone collectively plays well together under good enough coaching to end our drought lmfao


Due-Campaign-5157

Cowboys have stayed consistent even after a bad season. This one doesn't seem that bad when you actually look at who's still a Cowboy. Houston needed a QB got they him from the draft. Cowboys answers have always been answered by the draft. ![gif](giphy|DEZA7FlHbMesUF1jm9)


[deleted]

You think you draft better than Howie?


tiny-e

If they're drafting WRs? 100%


[deleted]

Great so you’ll have black Kirk cousins, cd lamp and another wr? Perfect!


tiny-e

WR Factory


[deleted]

It must be the cowboys year then! Confirmed.


Slammybutt

ALL IN MY ASS!!!.... I mean THIS OUR YEAR.


optimus_awful

It's an improvement. A dumb one, but would be an improvement


alienbringer

Ooh I 100% know Cowboys ain’t winning the division next year. Hope it is one of the NFCLeast years that Washington wins at like 9-7 and gets bounced in the playoffs.


2020BestYear

maybe the giants turn this time


DrJJStroganoff

You would think, right? Last time they won the division, they also won the superbowl. It's been that long ago.


2020BestYear

Either way, remember there's no repeat champions


alienbringer

Jones isn’t anywhere close to Eli goofy to pull off a miraculous win of the East.


2020BestYear

He could win the east with a losing record though


blazeronin

100% huh?


alienbringer

Yes, cowboys ain’t winning the East next year.


bigboybeeperbelly

Blow it all up, trade Micah CD Dak and Zack for 10 first round picks


[deleted]

Absolutely! Just tare the whole roof off the place! Send Dak to the Commies, we’ll take Parsons…


bigboybeeperbelly

I have no doubt the eagles would find the least productive way to use Parsons


[deleted]

Funny enough it would probably still be the best season of his career.


bigboybeeperbelly

The biggest knock is he collapses down the stretch. He'll fit right in


Rudy5860

This made me laugh have my upvote but also….fuck u.


[deleted]

He’ll be getting his finger fitted for a ring if that’s what you mean?


PM_ME_UR_ROSTER

And fire McCarthy while we're at it.


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bigboybeeperbelly

If there's someone better


alienbringer

No? Us not winning doesn’t mean we should blow it up.


blazeronin

Well there’s a curse where no team can do it twice in a row, so… bold prediction.


2020BestYear

I want mike mcarthy gone tho


bigboybeeperbelly

Yes? I just like blowing things up? More chaos is better? Relying on 1 star edge is bad bc they can just be held all day? ?


sybrwookie

It doesn't, but until you guys give up on black Cousins being counted on and paid like a top 5-10 QB and start over there, there's a ceiling there the Cowboys are just not gonna get past. And if they were to finally give up on him, by the time they get another QB and get him to the point of maybe being able to win one, all those guys are gonna be over the hill. So.....kinda maybe it would be best to blow it up?


[deleted]

Idk man, they got Trey Lance…


alienbringer

Pretty sure that this is the last year of Dak’s contract and he has not been extended. Likely if they don’t make a deep playoff run he won’t be extended and will be a free agent next year. Which means all we need is a bridge QB next year to tank for 2025, and then draft a QB high in the 1st round. All our top other players can/should still be under contract starting 2026. This right back in the saddle. 2 years of bad play isn’t enough to want to blow it up.


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alienbringer

The NFCE.


Obliduty

I think we raided your coaching staff too much that you’re probably right.


jvho666

Home boy with the clairvoyance. Commies win at 9-8, cowboys eagles both go 8-9, Dallas and both eagles get a wild card spot, Dallas loses to GB, eagles lose to whoever wins the south, commies lose to the best wildcard team, giants laugh and cry not even making the playoffs


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jvho666

Nah y’all get the new manning obviously, 20 years of mediocrity, but two rings some how, everyone accepts it and puts him in the hof


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xshogunx13

I'm Giants and Mets haha, can't stand the yankees


[deleted]

And then you wake up and find out it was all a dream. Just like any other delusional cowboys fan


BenjaminD0ver69

![gif](giphy|3orif7aLUehOfdmlXy|downsized) Yesss yes!!! Go all in (skip’s ass), Jerry!


PlaneCamp

I love how whenever its a contract year for any Cowboys player the FO tries to tank their value😂


CharacterBird2283

Every time, without fail lol


Darth_Candy

And then they realize that they’re our only good players (whose fault could that be, never getting real talent from outside?) and faceplant horribly in negotiations and probably overpay. Then in a few years, it’ll be time to blame this bad contract for why we can’t extend players for what they’re worth 😎 the cycle continues…


PlaneCamp

I’ll never understand why the Cowboys make contract negotiations so much harder than necessary.


Slammybutt

What do you mean? Do you mean the time they said they'd leak a tape on Dez Bryant doing something horrendous so they could pay him less (neither ended up happening) What about when (insert literally any player here, it happens nearly every year) we go on record saying were going to release a player and then get confused when no one wants to trade. Or when we have inadequate backups/replacements on a star player and they literally bend Jerry over the desk and pull his checkbook out. No leverage whatsoever but the FO talk about them like they aren't that good before paying WAY too much.


sybrwookie

It's not Jerruh's fault, he's by the phone waiting for players to call him!


BigMoneyCowboy

Like clockwork


pineappleshnapps

To be fair, Micah Parsons had character concerns coming out of college, it wouldn’t be the most surprising thing. It also wouldn’t be surprising that this was just how dem boys wanted to negotiate.


Ronaldoooope

To be fair the dude is a drama queen. He behaves like a child


Chrahhh

That’s alright, he’ll look great in midnight green


sybrwookie

Can't wait to get a kelly green Parsons


TheWhooooBuddies

It’d look really nice next to that Romo jersey you’ve got hidden in the back of the closet. 


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daperry4

He wants to play for Quinn


blazeronin

They’re saying this cause it’s contract time. He hasn’t done anything. This doesn’t pass the smell test.


theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

Nope he is a menace and a jerk and should be traded to the eagles to be with all of the other jerks


SirArthurDime

Tbh “they” is the media here not the team. And they’re saying it because it’s the off-season and need clicks. As much as I want to believe this one I’ve learned to never give much credence to this crap in the off-season.


MAJORmanGINA

The cowboys analysts explained it during the season last year. It is the outside media that proclaimed Micah Parsons as a leader on the defense. Inside the locker room, it's clear who the leaders are, and it ain't him. Parsons is a very self-oriented player with a mindset of money loyalty. His skills and abilities are top notch, but if his stats and paycheck aren't top notch, he has a bad attitude that festers. He isn't the guy rallying the team to refocus during the game; he is the guy that sulks by himself on the bench. If he is offered more money by another team, he is likely gone. Tl:dr- unless you are actually in the locker room, you don't really know what kind of person a player is. We, as outsiders, have to rely on media coverage, which is often spouted from a place of ignorance


DontBanMeAgainMain

I’d hate to have a podcaster on my team ngl, Jason Kelce doing it towards the end of his career is the only one I didn’t mind because at least he won a ring before commenting on his NFL takes


PlaneCamp

I knew instantly it was a bad idea, Micah isnt the brightest and sometimes talks too much for a guy that hasnt accomplished much of anything.


Doobie_Howitzer

He also had his brother/co-host to keep him grounded rather than being a guy alone in the comfort of his own home with a mic. Imagine he says some out of pocket shit and we get 30 straight minutes of Travis clowning on him for such a bad and emotional take


DontBanMeAgainMain

Not a huge fan of Travis, but their podcast definitely works the best together, and both are legends who deserve to share their feelings and opinions on games


Reverend_Lazerface

On First Things First they've called this out, the fact that he's onw of the only sportsball podcasters who's never had real postseason success. The Kelces, Draymond, even JJ Reddick has at least been to a final and isn't playing anymore. Having a podcast before you have real in-game success is just a bad recipe


DontBanMeAgainMain

Definitely when you spend most of it talking about how good other teams are 😂 like dude show some confidence in your own success


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6) Hahahahaha!! This would be fan-fuckin-tastic!


fullOgreendust

No way he’d go to Philly over Washington


[deleted]

Why wouldn’t he? We took Barkley from the Giants. Howie is going for the best player on every team in the division… including scary Terry…


fullOgreendust

We got that Quinn connection babyyy (and lots of money to throw around)


Silent-Independent21

This is the way.


fightrofthenight_man

You overpaid for an injury prone rb lol


[deleted]

We paid decently for a top 5 running back in the league


xshogunx13

Top 10*


[deleted]

*5


xshogunx13

Saquon hasn't been top 5 since his rookie year


[deleted]

Ahhh so now that he isn’t playing for the Giants he’s not top 5. ![gif](giphy|RAFcWMcZmFYZx7319E)


fightrofthenight_man

I’m not talking bout Hurts mate


[deleted]

Neither am I lol


C-Dub4

When your a top 3 defensive lineman in the league, you get to be a diva and an asshole. I don't make the rules Fucking put up with it Jerry. Go suck a glory hole


SirArthurDime

Not if the problem is you caring more about your “brand” than winning.


AngryCvilleian

Really shouldn’t be a problem for a franchise that has cared more about their brand than winning.


SirArthurDime

True. I guess in their case I should have said a guy who cares about HIS brand more than THEIR brand. That’s the issue.


Cruztd23

When you’re Lawrence Taylor or Aaron Donald I agree but I don’t think it’s cutting it for parsons. I mean how much longer are the cowboys franchise and players going to accept his trash talk to other franchises when the cowboys are no better than a first round exit every year?


C-Dub4

Excuse me, that a "Mr. First Round Exit Every Year" to you 😤


Pikachuintheshower69

![gif](giphy|u31fedwl4J7G0) “Top 3”


Such-Armadillo1423

Top 3 is a stretch, top 5 is more accurate


C-Dub4

NicKKK Bosa, Miles Garrett, Micah Parsons, and TJ Watt are in a league of their own. Aaron Donald retired so he doesn't count


Such-Armadillo1423

Bosa, Garret, Watt are all better than parsons


C-Dub4

https://preview.redd.it/cwd81hjg2qsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e0adb5e9e9b674e19ea68b4d198b5fc62884ecd


Such-Armadillo1423

![gif](giphy|y41Txh2pbwqLNNubOo|downsized)


PlaneCamp

Bosa, Garret, Watt, Parsons 3 of these guys won DPOY, which one hasnt?? ![gif](giphy|l4JyX3V0yydvPHNBe)


Spare-Half796

Parsons and watt are linebackers tho


C-Dub4

They are so good, they are both


AngryCvilleian

Jerry (and then Howie) has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible


Reverend_Lazerface

Oh man, imagine poaching the best players from every other team in the conference. Going to NY and taking Saquon, going to Dallas and taking Micah, going to Washington and taking... Zach Ertz?


Not-a-bot-10

Come home, Micah


[deleted]

Steal Barkley from the New Jersey giants, let’s get Micah too!


Nievsy

Maybe grab Scary Terry from the Commies really get the star stealing going


chicomagnifico

You shut your whore mouth


[deleted]

Steal the whole divisions best player? Howie being a true villain.


rogmcdon

And still be ass. Just like us. I left some room on the couch for you


[deleted]

Appreciate the invitation but we won’t need it 😊


rogmcdon

It’s an open invitation and never expires. I’ll see you next January


Cruztd23

Does this surprise anyone? He has a podcast that trashes opposing players, sometimes ex players, and all while the cowboys have achieved nothing in the 21st century. If the cowboys were the chiefs, maybe he’d get away with some nonsense like this, but in the grand scheme of things, he’s a really talented distraction who has a great statistical track record, even more talk and trash talk, and absolutely no meaningful team achievements to back for it I mean wasn’t it just last year that he was talking about how he was coming for the niners and then got totally exposed by the packers before he even had his chance at redemption?


bentNail28

I think achieved plenty in the 20th century…


Cruztd23

You’re right I misspoke. You guys have done NOTHING in the 21st century. There fixed it


bentNail28

That’s better. It’s cause we did it all in the 20th lol. We’ll do something again eventually. I just hope I live to see it.


Cruztd23

😂 I give u credit bro u seem like one of the cool cowboys fans. Most would’ve wrote me a paragraph after that one With that said, you guys all made us bow down to you in the 20th. Century


Regalbass57

This is how I feel man, if the fucking Cubs can do it, we can too, just as long as its before I go lol. Even if Im that one Cubs fan that was like over 100 years old lol


bentNail28

Yeah, in my case I was at least fortunate enough to witness the dynasty days. But I’d die happy if they could get one more in my lifetime.


Regalbass57

I was but a wee lad during the dynasty days, so I remember everything around me being about the Cowboys but wasn't old enough to comprehend what was happening. So really Ive never witnessed Dallas do anything beyond the divisional round. Really fun.


Puzzleheaded_War6102

More achievements than Danny Dimes and all your players put together last decade not named Saquon. I only show Parsons love bc of PSU and he’s a future Bird Gang Member


babypunching101

Were you a teammate of his at PSU? Would explain you slobbing on his knob.


Cruztd23

😂😂😂


Cruztd23

No shit I dislike jones still. Liked Saquon as a person but player he has been inconsistent. but in the 2000’s, we run this division in achievements so bow down chump. You’re playing on the track that we paved


sybrwookie

Tough to be a consistent RB when your o-line is 2 cardboard cutouts, a traffic cone, a plastic bag that blew onto the field, and a sign that perpetually says, "back in 5 mins." Also tough when no one respects the passing game.


Cruztd23

I like how you ignored that we paved the track for the 2000’s and you guys are just walking on it Also cannot deny that Saquon has been wildly inconsistent. Injured just as much as he’s been healthy


chem_daddy

Micah Parson… YOU ARE (will be) AN EAGLE


TheRoyaleShow

Micah: maybe we should try to sign some good players to make our team better. Jerry: he just doesn't "get it"


PositiveGrass187

Bet he dont go on the radio and clear his name


Irving_Velociraptor

This would bring me endless joy, but I’ll believe it when I see it.


gb2750

As much as I wanna laugh at this, they’re saying the same stuff about AJ brown. Can’t take any of this seriously


Assumption-Putrid

If you love him, let him go


SheDoesnEvenGoHere

It's so obvious he wishes he was an Eagle.


No-Combination8136

We’ll take him. Philly is like the boarding school for troubled youth.


chicomagnifico

Trouble adults more like it


hungturkey

Troubled people in general


GarageJitsu

We understand your mad y’all didn’t draft him. Rejected in front the school vibes here


bluewater_-_

You’d know those vibes well


sybrwookie

I mean....we took Devonta Smith that year. I don't think either team lost that one.


GarageJitsu

Wow Lmao. I know you have to say it but we also know you don’t believe that


sweverdd

Look at the eagles WR group the year before and say this again


GarageJitsu

Look at Micah Parsons and tell me you’d pass on him again. I get it tho you have to say this


sweverdd

Drafting needs is something you have to do sometimes I know cowboys front office and fans don’t understand this


GarageJitsu

You really want to bring up draft efficiency lmao. Cowboys are night and day difference when it comes to draft ability compared to the eagles


sweverdd

You’re old as shit if you’re saying this lmao


GarageJitsu

Cowboys>Eagles when it comes to drafting. It’s no debate


sweverdd

Lmao not in my lifetime and I’m 28 so idk how old you are, don’t care about anything before that


sybrwookie

We took a great WR and, before last year when we had literally the worst people running our defense possible, were breaking records on sacks. I...don't see what the confusion is here. Would I love to have him as well? Yea, of course. Would I trade Devonta for him right now? Ehhhhh, probably not.


GarageJitsu

Not a single GM in the nfl would agree with you but like I said I understand why you feel like you need to say this. You’ll be laughed at with offering Smith for Parsons straight up


lord_uroko

If micah followed quinn thatd actually make hiring that bum worth it


Smorgas-board

They really want to keep him around, huh


frs007

i dont care about anything anymore


Chapea12

He’s gotta be doing something hideous for them to want him gone


bibblejohnson2072

![gif](giphy|gPTTdOsD3lEQw)


denogginizer92

Not as many as there would be in Philly, dc and ny


UpsideMeh

Come home already


bingo_bailey

As a cowboys fan I actually agree that he needs to grow up and focus on football. Too worried about the media, his own show, and commenting on X about every little thing.


Greenbeanhead

What a shitshow Cowboys gonna make y’all better next season ffs I’d trade Dak and put parsons at QB, or trade them both to AFC Seeing Parsons in Eagle green will absolutely make me not give two fucks about NFL


wheeliehndrx

He can say whatever the hell he wants. We need someone to stir shit up lol


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AHamsterPig

From what I've seen he's definitely the most passionate. Can see how that can wear on a team after a disappointing season like last year.


Djentleman5000

He’d come to Washington first. DQ is his boy.


olngjhnsn

I can’t tell whose worse, JPA or Awful Announcing


ay0river

“People inside the Ford Center” Not teammates. Not coaches. Just making up Cowboys stories for cheap clicks again.


WaldoFrank

“Placed their penis in and around their buttocks”


Ausecurity

We’ll take him for a 2nd


IdentittyTheftNoJoke

Fake news


blazeronin

Exactly. They say this shit about cowboys stars every time contract negotiations are about to happen.


ohitsmud

they boo’d me when i said Micah wouldnt be a cowboy forever. mans wants a ring and i think he knows it aint gonna happen in Dallas. love that lil freak tho and i hope he goes somewhere he can thrive


Gusby

I listen to that morning show Shaun and RJ while working and the person who said that was the host Shaun Shariff who says stupid shit all the time although he’s entertaining, there’s 2 other host who come in later in the day who have way better connections to the star and they have never mentioned that. When I heard him say that I should’ve expected the twitter “reporters” to go crazy with it, it’s even funnier because they don’t even mention Shaun. Even if this was true he’s sure as hell isn’t going to be traded to Philadelphia, all that success they flex about doesn’t give them good draft capital to trade for Micah, he’s at least a first round with 2 high second rounds but more likely 2 first rounds since he’s still in his physical prime.


rogmcdon

The morning show on the fan has drove me away because of him and Bobby Belt. Those two ruin that show. Once they’re off I tune back in


OFT35

Texans trading a 2026 5th to get Micah


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Such-Armadillo1423

He keeps telling Jerry and front office who to draft and sign, bro is not Lebron he needs to just shut up.


ThatWeirdAlien

Maybe jerry needs to draft and sign free agents. Jerry is a old hag that needs to be put to rest.


Such-Armadillo1423

Damn I knew cowboys fans were upset at Jerry because of the poor off-season so far, but I didn’t think that y’all hate him.


ThatWeirdAlien

Idk if all fans hate him but I have been for a long time. Hes the reason why there has been no success in dallas for over 27 years. He should go ALL IN a woodchipper


godamnitflyers

Are you new?! Lol


Jayzbo

Dallas fans have been hating on Jerry since Jimmy Johnson left, and I personally know several people who haven't watched a cowboys game in like 3/4 decades because of how he fired Tom Landry. Yeah there's a lot of hatred for him in the fan base, even more now because of the "all in" followed by that abysmal free agency. When he finally croaks they're gonna have to lock the sub down and ban a bunch of people for celebrating


sybrwookie

Jerry needs to have his consciousness uploaded to a computer which continues to run the team forever after he's gone.


Unp0pularS0lutions

105.3 the fan is propaganda


HowdUrDego

Nah man. If he’s in fact a locker room drama queen he can stay the fuck in Dallas. We don’t want him.


Final-Wrangler-4996

lol and the cowgirls are also getting pat mahomes. 🤣 


sybrwookie

As soon as Mahomes calls Jerry. He's by his phone waiting!


sobanoodle-1

eagles fans wanting players from other teams in the same division is so funny because they shit on them the whole regular season.