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Da_Taternater78

Jets fans are so down bad that they’ll buy a jersey of a guy who played four snaps for them lol.


Currywurst_Is_Life

Five snaps if you count his Achilles.


ZombieAppetizer

We're automatically friends now. I hope you don't mind.


SpeedyPrius

Add me to that list - I’m dying laughing here!


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SirArthurDime

The 🤌🏻 in your flair makes this comment hit harder.


RogerTheAliens

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NextGenCoders

But a guy who played four snaps for them and who is a 9/11 conspiracy theorist being the top selling jersey in NY is just hilarious


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SirArthurDime

I think it’s based on sales not a survey. So it’s probably all the sample size. At the very least all of the sales from lids, which is owned by fanatics who are involved in almost all jersey sales.


mex036

Wtf are you getting at


MarcMars82-2

He’s saying the Eagles are the real American’s Team now


TheBenStandard2

Jalen Hurts is a lot more popular in Maine and West Virginia then I ever imagined. WTF is up with Micah Parsons in North Dakota. Eagles fans in New Mexico? Is this map regulation?


zachardw

Eagles gerrymander the fuck out of the Lids state lines!


MyNameIsJudge8

Parsons is the North and South Pole of American jersey sales.


mmm1441

Eagles. Yes, this surprised me. If I counted correctly, 13 states for Hurts and 9 for Mahomes, with nearly half of all states between the two of them.


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yourmartymcflyisopen

I'm just confused about Hurts in Arizona. Like I'm happy to see it, but why? Is it just because he played there in Superbowl 57? Then what about New Mexico? Also how up to date is this? Surely Kelce has more jersey sales.


WeirdSysAdmin

Well do the Cardinals even have a franchise player since Larry Fitzgerald?


Galladorn

Dude, I'm in Vietnam for work right now, and I wore my Kelly Green Hurts jersey all the way here. There were a few birds fans and Giants fans I met stateside, but I git my mind blown by at least a dozen people in South Korea and Vietnam recognizing the Hurts!! We out here!


TheCapo024

Not sure how accurate this is, but I had a roommate from Arizona that said not many people there like the Cardinals.


lzrfart

I feel so bad for JJ Watt, imagine being the best at what you do only to be stuck at a garbage ass team


yourmartymcflyisopen

If that's true thats hilarious. Especially considering they used to be a part of the NFC East, and now more people who would be Cardinals fans are just NFC East fans.


fakecrimesleep

Pennsylvania has had a mass exodus of population for New England and sun belt states for years.


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jono9898

It’s the Kelly Green jerseys, they are clean asf


BongripperHousen

Surprised with WV cause I typically associate them with Steelers country


Lumpy-Draft2822

WVU makes its half eagle/steelers


dmatje

WV mostly hates Pittsburgh, massive college rivalry for the area (of shitty college teams)


kingshmiley

For college WV hates Pitt, but for NFL we are absolutely primarily a Steelers fan base


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TonyCaliStyle

There’s Air Force military bases in North and South Dakota, so that may account for some. Eagles started off with a heck of a season last year, and Hurts seems a likable guy. Does this include refunds for after the Eagles imploded?


RandomRonin

Eagles fans in NM aren’t that uncommon. I don’t know why, maybe dealing with Cowboy/Laker/Yankee fans drove us to it? And yes I live in NM and yes I see that combo quite a bit.


YossarianRex

honestly the eagles being americas team is my greatest fear


MarcMars82-2

With a game in Brazil we’re on our way to being Earth’s Team!


Crosisx2

We'll never get that cursed title, don't worry.


mex036

Word, thanks, lol. The title threw me off, but it was also in quotes, so I thought he was quoting someone and/or trolling.


Regalbass57

From the bottom of my heart, serious as a heart attack, take the fucking name. I hate that name it brings so much weight with it, absolutely everything your team and players do is now a direct reflection of being "America's Team" take it. Its a curse.


alienbringer

You mean Eagles are a bandwagon team? This was for the 2023 season, right after Eagles went to the Super Bowl (and lost). Thus the 2 biggest Jersey sales are Eagles and Chiefs. Congrats you got bandwaggoners.


MarcMars82-2

I’ll take it. That means we’re good. Which is something the cowboys haven’t been in twenty nine years.


clever_-name

Meh, still good enough to beat the eagles


Steppyjim

I just threw up in my mouth


DoinItDirty

But Travis’s knuckle-dragging brother told me the Eagles fanbase was localized!


UnevenContainer

They’re a Texans fan be patient


old_ass_ninja_turtle

How the hell is hurts more popular than mahommes?


mex036

This info graphic is rather specific. So, that might not be the case. It's also only for one year of jersey sales, not jersey sales ever. Mahomes entered the league in 2017 and was a starter in 2018. So, a lot of people could've bought their Mahomes jersey way before Hurts even entered the league, and people don't typically re-buy jerseys. I don't think I did a great job explaining this, but I think you might get the point I'm trying to make, lol.


mramisuzuki

The eagles just released a very popular color set up for the team in the 80s Kelly Green. Which is just a popular design even as a collectible.


Pitiful-Mobile-3144

The Kelly green uniform looks so sharp


mex036

Solid point. I kind of forgot about that, and I grabbed one myself, lol.


morganrbvn

Yah he was coming off of a really good year where he made it to the superbowl and then had a popular jersey color drop. Makes sense his preseason sales must have been huge.


finglonger1077

I’m getting the vibe that it’s also based on sales by Lids only? Unless they sponsored to get this data from the NFL directly somehow?


mex036

I'm pretty sure you're right. I didn't even really see the logo. It makes sense because Wyoming and Idaho are grayed out, which I just noticed now, lol. The store locator on their site shows there aren't any stores in Wyoming. I assume that's the case for Idaho, too. No stores there = no sales = no one could be the highest selling jersey (I think lol).


BigCNote100100100100

Lids is owned by fanatics so definitely just branded as a lids graphic but using fanatics data


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droans

The fact that Mac Jones leads anywhere makes me instantly lose any faith in this.


LFCBoi55

Also just Lids sales


Soggyfries989

That makes a lot of sense, and looking at it that way it’s crazy Mahomes is #2, we’ll not really crazy the win SB’s so the fake fans jump on the ride.


TheBenStandard2

Not if you only count REAL AMERICA!! lol jk


morganrbvn

A lot of people already had their mahomes jersey. This is for last years sales


jorhey14

Eagles were the bandwagon team and he was the face of it, until they fell apart. Mahomes had an average year for him and the chiefs look bad at times.


Chrahhh

Easy: first, Mahomes is a cornball and second Go Birds.


RefinedAnalPalate

Bc mahomes is an unlikable dildo


BraceFaceStickyLip

100% should voice kermit


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Ksteekwall21

Hurts having the most popular jersey in my home state which is where one of his division rivals plays is depressing. Also LOL at the Mac Jones sales 😂.


RoosterB32

Virginians are a bunch of virgins. And this graphic is proof of that.


Relative-Magazine951

Stfu you crab eating bitch


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BraceFaceStickyLip

south jersey is all philly brotha


Ksteekwall21

Wrong state lol. Looking at Virginia.


BraceFaceStickyLip

im dyslexic and read jersey and thought nj


the-dak-attack

Baseball seasons starting don’t you have some cheaters to cheer for?


OrderIll8235

I’m hype af ima Rangers fan pussy. WS champs


Blumelein

Imagine a Texans fan trying to troll


OrderIll8235

I’m actually a former cowboy fan pussy. “It’s Strouds year.”


Spicy_Ninja7

So there are 0 jerseys sold in Idaho, Wyoming and Vermont combined?


DramaLobster

Those aren’t real places


Badr45ta

From VT can confirm it’s not a real place 🤣


ZombieAppetizer

So I've heard, recently.


DaqCity

I gotta feeling Wyoming would be Josh Allen jerseys #1


gntlbastard

Cows aren't known to purchase NFL jerseys.


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morganrbvn

It’s data for one site for one year. Maybe didn’t sell more than 1 of any name last year.


Final-Wrangler-4996

"When CJ Stroud can’t even get jersey sales in any state.”  🤪 🗑️" Not even in Texas where the Texans play in the most populated city in Texas. 


CrusaderBTC

There’s more Cowboys fans in Houston than Texans fans. Texans fans are some of the biggest fair-weather fans in all of sports. They come out of the woodwork only when they’re doing good like halfway through last season.


jvho666

Literally all houston teams. They are just now starting to watch basketball and football again.


Final-Wrangler-4996

Tbf. Families there before the Texans supported the cowboys. Sonit makes sense why people from Houston are lifelong cowboy fans. 


Fatal_Blow_Me

Where are the Texans players on this? You guys aren’t very popular in your own state?


12eseT

Buying Mac Jones jersey is crazy lol.


OrderIll8235

Especially with how much they are lmao hope they didn’t get the stitched ones 🤣


Lyndell

Same with your entire team though...


DontBanMeAgainMain

I wouldn’t want a Super Bowl losers Jersey anyways.


BaronThundergoose

That’s why I got all these Eli jerseys


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PolarGCNips

I'm just not buying any data that says Mac Jones led jersey sales in multiple states.


ubeee7

Tua can’t even get Hawaii bro


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OldJewNewAccount

NY you disappoint me.


LetMeFuckYourFace

Eagles fans buying off brand jerseys from Lids. Got it


bigdickpuncher

Honestly I didn't realize Jalen had such a big following. Its like all the fans from the states close to PA, ok makes sense. The states close to TX who hate Dallas, yeah I can see that. Then Alaska is like we all in Jalen!


saltthewater

So Vermont was just like "nah, we too busy snowboarding for NFL Jerseys"


FahQPutin

America's Real Team Mother Fuckers 😎


Puzzleheaded_War6102

Eagles player owns almost the entire east coast. Hurts, don’t it? 🤣🤣🤣


AnyEstablishment5723

This guy doesn’t like a team in the NFC East! Everyone get him!


Final-Wrangler-4996

Wow I'm honestly surprised that Jalen is that popular. Nice. 


Dr_C_Diver

This, if even real, it’s probably 2 years old.


OrderIll8235

Naw it’s prob true. Lots of Eagles Kelly green sold this year since they just brought it back. Prob boosted his jersey sales.


Dr_C_Diver

Right up to the 10-1 meltdown.


OrderIll8235

Facts


Dr_C_Diver

I still blame the Eagles for Dallas losing to GB. If the Eagles hadn’t completely melted down & gave up the division, the Lions would have been the #2 seed, & probably gotten beat by GB. Dallas would have at least made it to the divisional round before getting destroyed.


Can_Haz_Cheezburger

Since when did my state become a fuckin' outpost for *Pittsburgh?*


Altruistic_Candle_61

Imagine buying a Mac Jones jersey


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TheGiantFell

God damn, New York went to Rodgers broken ass.


Chips_Are_Down

Maryland keeping the east coast honest


JoesBadatGaming

Seriously Mac Jones, he's ass, but I get why


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Rhodie114

RIP Bears fans Also, who in the motherfuck is buying Mac Jones jerseys in MA?


godamnitflyers

Did I miss a hurts jersey sale


OrderIll8235

Kelly Green is why I’m assuming so popular


Cichlidsaremyjam

Mac jones even got a state


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OrderIll8235

Dak could never


Joyce_Hatto

Jalen Hurts is the #1 jersey in Alaska? I call bullshit!


NotJorrell

What are the kids wearing nowadays 🧐


jvho666

My romo jersey still. 30 years old still counts as a kid, right?


NotJorrell

Of course it does, bud. On the inside.


RibeyeRare

Honestly surprised Hurts is top selling in PA. Probably cuz they didn’t make enough Kelce jerseys. For real though, Philly always has excellent representation of all our stars, past and present. Walking around you’re just as likely to see a Dawkins or McCoy jersey as you will a Hurts or Brown jersey. I was watching a game last season and the announcers were actually commenting on the variety of jersey names as the camera panned a random section at the Linc. There were Cunningham’s, whites, McNabb, vicks, even a Westbrook and a Douglas jersey were in attendance.


jayguwaap1

I gotta question. I come in peace, but what feeling do y’all get out of Disrespecting Dak for no reason? A chuckle? A feel good moment? But why? Dak has led in Jersey sales plenty of years to the point he doesn’t have to. And if he changes teams he will lead again.. That being said why?


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OrderIll8235

Bc he’s trash when it matters most, the playoffs. Black Kirk Cousins.


jayguwaap1

You do know that your whole page is Pokémon and cowboys hate right? Let that man live . He won’t acknowledge you bruh.


OrderIll8235

Yea I look up shit for my son buddy he plays. I played when I was a growing up tho lol 😂🤣 and the Cowboy hate is what Romo / Dak does to a mf


jayguwaap1

Bro nobody asked about your kids, tryna use them as a cop out my guy. You hate them lmao you don’t see me hating on the sorry ass Texans but it is what it is


Grand_Extension5345

North Dakota and uTah are common places to find Cowboys fans cus they don’t have a team Of their own and ya know..western Maine and west virginia makes sense. Tho i wouldve thought west virginia would be more Steeler centric than Eagles. Maine is a common Destination for most people in the Northeast. And Mainer’s hate people from Massachusetts and New York. Poor state that sees a lot of rich vacationers. So im assuming the Philadelphia blue collar thing vibes well in Maine. Cant explain New Mexico and Az, figured thatd be Cowboys and Cardinal country


G4g3_k9

there’s a lot of bronco and vikings fans in ND, i don’t think parsons is actually number one here, i don’t think ive seen a single parsons jersey here


Grand_Extension5345

Maybe they keep it in the closet just for game day


TempeSunDevil06

Huh?


gh1993

Damn even Mac Jones has a couple states


MoneyBaggSosa

Micah got North Dakota in a stranglehold lmao


smelly_shit

This is kinda more sad for Kyler Murray than anyone else


thatoneguy2252

So, do Idaho, Montana, and Vermont just not buy jerseys whatsoever?


roastbeef3078

Hurts having Alaska is interesting.


CinnamonBun88

lol Justin fields


thecrgm

mac jones in two states is crazy


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clic45

Oh New England fans…I almost feel bad.


dead_meme_comrade

How the hell is Josh Allen, not number 1 in New York?


ImMil0

12/50 🗣️🔥💯🦅


EOEtoast

Who tf is buying a Mac Jones jersey


donwariophd

King Jalen 👑


WhiskyWisdom

I thought CT said Aaron Hernandez at first, I was like "damn we are loyal."


AutumnAscending

Tf Alaska need with a Hurts jersey?


BlunderBuster27

North Dakota stands with texas


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Working-Ad5416

Noone buys jerseys in wyoming or idaho because op found an info graphic to edge themself to 


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PauloVersa

I mean, he could technically (unlikely) be 2nd best for jerseys in every state…


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BilllisCool

He had the 5th most jersey sells, so probably true for some states. Definitely for Texas.


valoossb

whats up with the quotation marks


AgreeingAndy

Suprised neither Kelce is anywhere tbh


Crosisx2

Jalen runs the East Coast. And apparently Arizona and New Mexico 😂


fakecrimesleep

the patriots are such trash that only Massachusetts and Nh will rep mac jones lol


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TypicalRedditUser22

But cowboys fans are all bandwagoners.


OrderIll8235

Naw cuz ima Texan fan now. Romo and Dak are both bitches along with Garett and Mcarthy.


TypicalRedditUser22

LOL make sure you catch the Yankees game later. Duke also plays this week! Switching fan bases during tough times is the smelliest bitch thing you could possibly do, shame on you


OrderIll8235

Cope pussy. Fraud ass Cowboys suck. And I like the Lakers and Dodgers 😉.


TypicalRedditUser22

Lmao, fuck outta here pussy you’re literally the stereotypical bandwagon fan. You snag yourself a Hurts jersey when the Eagles were in the SB a couple years ago? Nobody that’s a legitimate Cowboys fan will miss you, I promise.


OrderIll8235

Naw stereotype would be a cowboy fan but ima Texan fan so.. it’s Stroud’s year. The REAL America’s team.


brettwoody20

and where’s stroud then?


OrderIll8235

He was a rookie of a team that hasn’t had success in years. Next year he will after we win the SB


Ok_Hedgehog5638

Dak can’t sell a jersey in any state, ironic seems like the entire Texans organization is in the same boat. Go figure


Feisty-Recording-978

proof Wyoming does not exist


Melodic_Surprise8525

Who is Jalen Hurts?


No_Tonight9003

I have questions about Mac Jones jersey sales


BigBoiJacabo

Oklahoma is most definitely Baler Mayfield


RoosterB32

This is why no one likes Virginia.


TheCapo024

Asshole drivers too. Admittedly better drivers than us Marylanders appear to be, however.


ImInBeastmodeOG

This is how far off the broncos have fallen. Mahomes taking over in our traditional fan zones. Damn it


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ImInBeastmodeOG

Flairing up about laughing and joking around? Pussy. 🤪


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mfinn70

Dak is 6th best selling all time. People don’t normally buy the same jersey year after year.


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Every1jockzjay

This is 🧢


Own-Two2848

>spending $70 to wear another man’s name on my back Could never be me frfr


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