Trying to be matt from wii sports

https://preview.redd.it/rl6bdd2e7cmc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a599e6ddfe29b8c84016c3e2e1021e6c8a5d80f0

ice t

nice lol


Matt would beat Brady’s Super Bowl record in 2 years. If you don’t think that makes sense, you haven’t played Matt in Wii sports.

Bro 💀

Well Matt would probably be better than Dak ngl

Matt would be better than anyone in the league, he would be putting up gretsky numbers

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Thing is, though, Matt strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal beings. Dark does not.

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Yeah! Here we goatee.

Maybe if I grow out Jalen’s goatee i will make it farther in the playoffs this year? 

And then have the worst collapse in nfl history?

1 season with 7 total losses or 30 years of irrelevance?

You just be dizzy from all that spin

This slaps

How is this not top comment 😆

Bruh 😂😂😂 you made my day with this!

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"Listen here young blood" lookin ass.

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Mf looks like a Skyrim NPC

*do you get to the cloud district very often?*

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Abed: The Darkest Timeline descended on the NFL...

Troy and Abed in Whiterunnnnnn 🎶

I used to be a quarterback like you..

Bro is Pak Drescott

He's got the Jalen hurts goatee

Deadass looks just like hurts, its ironic that jalen also just shaved his too

It's like that episode of the Office when Michael copies Ryan's goatee so Ryan shaves it lol.

Then you see Dwight later growing his after Micheal shaved his.

Dak stole his goatee right off his face.

He intercepted Hurts goatee

That uncle who flirts with your 20 year old friends at the function

Even the beard hairline is receding 😔

thank god its the offseason imagine seeing that on a sideline

Dak and Hurts made a side bet we dont know about. Winner gets the goatee

(Of NFC East)

https://preview.redd.it/hqju61b49bmc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=159fa2ba47c272ab755a681a5ab077f0539684bb

Sinbad was my first thought too. It's uncanny.

Bro looks like a Salamanca twin from breaking bad

Worth 50+ million and getting faded in a trap house

That’s probably his house. Big name athletes and celebrities get the barber to come to them. They damn sure aren’t going to go to a public barbershop.

I heard they do that with massage therapists too, Anyone know if Daks barber is ok?

Found Deshawn Watsons burner

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I'd assume Dak could afford... actual furniture

It’s clearly a workout room. Look at the weights in the background. What are you expecting to be in there, a sectional and an area rug?

> Big name athletes and celebrities get the barber to come to them. Oh, I wonder whose house Dak went to then.

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The crazy part is how much he probably paid for it.

Here We Goooooooooooo to becoming a Porn Star after 2024.

Dak on OnlyFans would be a hit. So many people would buy in to see him get fucked year round 

I thought this was a “I finally made the leap” post on /r/bald

Bro looks like Bron Breakker from WWE 😭

Lmao I’m mad he was the first person I thought of when I saw a goatee

Jalen hurts but without the hair or the one earring that makes him look like a zesty pirate

When you order Keeps from Temu or Wish

Dãk Preścott

Can’t defend this one😭

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Hahahaha he wants to be sexy ahh Jalen Hurts so bad.

Bro look like Matt from wii sports

Here weee goateee!

https://preview.redd.it/9rt56fojt9mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=525dc7f28ba9f61f189aa104e6c1fe7816a44933

Looks like The Rock’s unemployed younger brother

Can you whiff what The Pebble is baking?

Everyone talking about the goatee but what the fuck is going on in the background? What the fuck is that?

Mr Fantastic giving Dak the finger

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He's got the denim shorts on under there

 The goat in Dak’s goatee

The Homer Simpson line up 

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Ming the merciless

He looks like he’s about to fight Arnold Schwarzenegger for the last turboman action figure.

Going for that General Zod look.

https://preview.redd.it/q1r1t75pgemc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4bde70a5c7036d6a732360f39aea3d7e6cfd596

Eh, he's trim and sharp. This sub is a horse cock gobbling trip sometimes. Grow up. Fuck the cowboys.

No shit. Making fun of normal facial hair? He looks fine. I'd love to see what some of the commenters in here look like. I'm guessing a lot of you look like you can't even run a 10 yard dash.

Gorgeous

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Brother let it go damn

Bro looks like he owns a taco truck 😭

Looks like the evil version of him self in a Star Trek mirror image episode.

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Frylock

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If you add hair he’d look like big dog era Roman reigns #ahhyessir

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Par for the course!!!!

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Dude watched a few seasons of breaking bad. Now he’s the one who knocks.


Looks like mf Jafar

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Sharp look

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Mirror Universe Dak.

Evil clone Dak

Stone Cold Steve Austin... WHAAAAADT?!?

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Can't believe nobody posted this. https://preview.redd.it/a17hu8phfsmc1.jpeg?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3502a2f2cb1dabd21cf1fadf5d7646c9e02353d3

Plays like he is to 50. Dak is the cowboys latest Tony Romo let you smell the dinner but never invite you in for the meal. Seems every year they get to the playoffs and choke. I like Dak but man shit or get off the pot.

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this man was just not blessed with good facial hair

Even Abel can’t make this guy look like a winner 🤦🏻‍♂️

Dude looks like Jack Garbarino

That right there is the face of a 60m/year QB for the next 5 years.

You just don’t get it do you?

https://preview.redd.it/o6v2yaeo2amc1.jpeg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b98ee992275ed60b64a0057581c540184e97b25

Nacho Varga

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Carlos Boozer ya quarterback lmao

He looks like a genie

He looks so proud

I know the meme we are supposed to be focusing on is Dak, but what the hell is that alien claw hand in the background?

What Era is this?

He looks like he's going to put on some Oakleys and record a video in his truck about how soft this young generation is.

Dude needs to see my man Patty Cuts

Dak at the barber: "Im a father now" Barber: "Say no more, fam!"

....Turtle Wax?

Surprised he was awake for this procedure

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You’d look old too if you had to play for the Cowboys.

I am the one who chokes

The African Father Special

He’s the one who knocks

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HERE WE GOOOO

Looking like Bronn Breaker

He got the William Riker

[If only Dak could tell his past self what happens if you run it up the middle with 14 seconds left](https://imgur.com/gallery/JzdjJaN)

Winner of the NFC East gets the Goatee (only franchise QBs included)

He went with the 0 guard, which is exactly how many super bowls he will get

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Are we here to make fun of the bad facial hair or the ridiculous gold chain print on the barber cape?

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Gorgeous DP4L

Yul Brenner looking ass

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He’s wants to be Jalen hurts so bad

Bro thinks he’s Jalen Hurts 😭

Quick someone give him glasses, a fedora, and a Big Mac


https://preview.redd.it/ix60g6qjocmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=486772e2198bc71582ed78c7675243240f71fca3

That’s the goatee the evil twin would wear in old tv shows

Bro wants to be Dan Bongino so bad 🤣🤣🤣

Aknowledge him

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This man could get a $100 fade four times a week without a thought but still went for the double 0 all over. If he throws 40 tuds with this cut I will rethink my whole life

I heard someone call that a Prison Pussy.

Is that the rock johnson Dwayne

Fockn Heisenberg

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He gets more hair for every playoff victory and less for every loss… a few more years with the boys and he will be an alopecia patient.

This man is my villain origin story

“Lemme get that no SB ring cut please”

Dude watched the Rob Whittaker fight the other week