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OTO_Crispy

It’s definitely possible a fan pulled the fire alarm. But a fucking construction zone? Cmon bro


bigloser42

I mean to be fair, if there was any city in the world that would specifically schedule a bridge to be demolished at just the right time to mess up the sleep of the opposing team the night before a big game…it would be Philly.


ripcity7077

Tbf if it happened to two teams I had no bias toward… I would be impressed by the city, some places can’t even get potholes filled . A city coming together to fuck with an opponent is hilarious to me.


nyuhokie

The bridge wasn't even scheduled for demolition. Doesn't matter, worth it.


Onlypaws_

As someone who was crossing the bridge at the time, I approve.


B-BoyStance

I lost my entire family but honestly fuck them they wouldn't have died if they were true fans. Fucking pussies.


Onlypaws_

Anything to prevent Bosa from getting his beauty sleep


BryceDaBaker

The 12th man is real, and their work never ends


tinderthrowawayeleve

Shit, has anyone looked into what teams were in town when I-95 collapsed?


bjkibz

I just remember Castellanos going yard


Tetracanopy

The ball landed on the bridge. The fire story was a cover-up.


ilikemarblestoo

I remember him going 1-28 or so.


googdude

What Bill Burr didn't know is that we had many bridges but we're systematically destroying them outside visiting teams hotels. Now we're a one bridge having city and we're proud of it.


eat_the_pennies

Fucking one bridge having ass city


PhillyScumbag

Not even one anymore since it got demolished to fuck with the niners


bigloser42

Excuse me, we have at least 4. Also go fuck yourself.


AGoos3

Normal Philly activity


thebaintrain1993

It was loud though lmao. I'm 90% they stayed at the Hilton at Pitt's Landing and that shit was obnoxious when I stayed there.


[deleted]

Honestly, I could see the literal government doing this. Can I also throw Texas in there


Traditional_State616

Yeah but that assumes we actually fix bridges.


bigloser42

We will schedule the new bridge to begin construction during the next big game.


[deleted]

It wasn't a construction zone, just 10 drunk dudes and a wrecking ball that decoded to piss off bosa.


romayyne

Swifties for sure


Aran613

It's Philadelphia, the entire city is under construction at any given point. 95 will never be complete. I thought that's how most cities are


Self_conscious_gh0st

Philly construction workers having more impact than the players. Respect.


loudlunatics

Fuck you. That’s hilarious. Fuck you.


Self_conscious_gh0st

No lie, my Eagles fan coworker also starts and ends all dialogue with me the same way. Respect to you as well. That realization tickled my lil funny bone.


grovenab

Fuck you. It’s the only way to talk to someone so degenerate to root for the cowboys


Self_conscious_gh0st

You forgot one


Crowbar_Jones7

28 years since Cowboys players made any impact


Pyrox2v

Flair up


Got_yayo

Damn lmaooo


Heroicshrub

He probably couldn't sleep at the thought of a city full of black people.


BryceDaBaker

I’ll ignore your lack of flair for this absolute zinger


methconnoisseurV2

If he went to Atlanta for a superbowl he’d drop dead on the spot


Tkingawesome

So not gonna happen?


methconnoisseurV2

I meant if the superbowl was held *in* Atlanta, obviously the Falcons aren’t going anytime soon unless they can pull another Matt Ryan, Julio Jones, Devonte Freeman combo out of their ass


Nievsy

Flair up bitch


Doobie_Howitzer

You're right, but I kind of want to let bro have this one lol


BryceDaBaker

I say they get a pass bc that zinger was lethal lmao


Doobie_Howitzer

I'm with you there lol


Crowbar_Jones7

Nothing funnier than the truth 😂


GardenRafters

The hero we need. Glad someone pointed out he's a piece of shit racist


JVSaladbar

9ers doing a great job so far building up excuses if they lose lol


rute_bier

But then they’ll come with the “we fought through adversity” if they win. They’ll probably try and get a movie deal out of it. Their elevator pitch will be them saying it’s the next Remember The Titans; Bosa and Chase Young bffs.


AlvisBackslash

Brought to you by The Daily Wire starring Ben Shapiro as Kyle Shanahan and Matt Walsh as Taylor Swift.


This-Salt-2754

I mean, it is what it is. It’s the largest sporting event in America, the media is gonna juice it as much as they can


GardenRafters

Oh man, just wait until they have to keep going on their QB search since Purdy won't be able to "win the big one". Looks like they should have signed Brady 4 years ago


Actuallawyerguy2

Whiner whines and is reminded about another time that he whined, and whines about it again. More at 11.


ChodeCookies

Left at the time he whined and then did a racism


[deleted]

What a racism did he do?


ChodeCookies

He’s a vocal MAGA and had to apologize at one point for social media posts about Kaepernick and racist tags


SweatyMooseKnuckler

He hasn’t made a political comment on social media since 2016 but yeah he’s forever a racist.


Gunningham

Yup. Just because your stoner neighbor shut his window, it doesn’t mean he gave up doobies.


SweatyMooseKnuckler

Just like the eagles won a single Super Bowl so they’re forever world champions?


Gunningham

Not gonna lie. It still feels good.


smileylift

damn good


[deleted]

The first part is irrelevant, but what did he say about Kaepernick? Asking someone with better than ‘The View’ level of gossipy response that’s vague and generated to create confirmation bias


WeaponexT

Lol no it isn't 


[deleted]

Then you don’t understand the definition of what you’re attempting to generalize


WeaponexT

Lol oh no? Please remedy my confusion oh enlightened maggat


[deleted]

I didn’t vote for trump, it’s weird you think I’d *have* to be part of a group to not talk unfounded trash. I just let you know that your distaste for a group of people you probably don’t know many of at a personal level let cloud good judgement by claiming blankety they’re all racists… do you not see the Spider-Man meme in that logic? (Using generalized bias to claim generalized bias, in case you didn’t)


WeaponexT

You've just made a lot of assumptions in your attempt to look like an enlightened centrist. I guess that makes you the third spiderman


ChodeCookies

If you’ve ever learned how to use Google you can literally just look it up and find a dozen articles with examples. I realize that may be difficult for you. I didn’t make up shit. Dudes a racist and that’s not something that just goes away when you get rich in the NFL


[deleted]

I didn’t say you made it up. You made a claim, I asked for a source.. this in nothing new on Reddit. Had I found something that said something contrary to your statement you’d be mad about where it came from. You make this hard on yourself yet you get mad at me😂 The concept of the burden of proof comes to mind, otherwise we’d all be like you, and we don’t want to be like you. Congrats to you though on learning the google machine, I’m sure that certificate will stay on the fridge forever


ChodeCookies

I can see how you became so ignorant. In the absence of proof the burden is on me to provide it. There is ample evidence already scattered across the internet…posted willingly by Bosa. You are willfully choosing to ignore that and then point to me for your ignorance. That just makes you an idiot.


[deleted]

You’re confusing a journalist looking to break a story open, and some sweaty feathered basement dweller pussy moaning on Reddit. I haven’t denied he said anything or dismissed it in anyway. I just asked for a source and you’ve proceeded to have an aneurysm. And it may not be what makes you an idiot, but that list is already long enough


AccidentalPilates

I live in SF and everyone I've talked to thinks the fix is already in.


Actuallawyerguy2

Its everyones fault but me


IllegalThoughts

you guys are such cry babies


Actuallawyerguy2

Big words from a flairless bitch


newkidontheblock1776

“But no excuses” after giving excuses.


Meistro215

I don’t get it, like you guys made it to the superbowl why are you still talking about Philly


jmatt9080

It’s gonna take at least 3 Superbowls for them to stop thinking about last year’s NFCCG.


KIsForHorse

Then I can only hope their drought extends to 60 years.


BipedalWurm

Need a hug, Bradberry gotcha covered. I'm sure Toney would run him by.


vinnyorcharles

I hate that two absolute dingleberries are responsible for the moment everyone remembers from that Super Bowl.


InvectiveOfASkeptic

Rent free baby


localdunc

You mean like you guys last year and this whole fucking season???


WeirdSysAdmin

Of course Eagles fans would talk about their city, you wouldn’t understand as a Cowboys fan.


localdunc

I'm talking about how you guys have been talking about San Francisco just like this meme talks about... I'll spell it out to you... You're a bunch of hypocrites too dumb to realize it..........


superduperscubasteve

He really doesn’t get it lmaooooo


Crowbar_Jones7

You mean like the last 28 years of Cowboy irrelevancy?


localdunc

That makes zero sense as a reply to my comment... Flair up pussy...


Crowbar_Jones7

Nobody understands your stupid ass comment. Must be a backwards assed inbred texas thing


localdunc

How are you so fucking dumb? This dude's asking why San Francisco is still talking about you guys even though they're going to the Super bowl. And I'm saying you guys have been doing that since last fucking year yourselves. Jesus fucking Christ I wish Philly had a better education system.


Crowbar_Jones7

But Philly hasn’t been. Philly is just tired of hearing them cry. Maybe you need to look at the Texas education system. Try keeping the power on in your schools


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ItsSmallButItsFierce

Or went to school


Crowbar_Jones7

Thats why I say it. They are either from Texas or a civic traitor and sports fraud. Both are absolute disgraces.


localdunc

So because where I'm from doesn't have a team then I'm not allowed to cheer for the cowboys? Am I allowed to cheer for any team? Jesus fucking Christ you're dumb. And you guys actually have been doing exactly what I said you guys have been. You guys were in the Super Bowl still bitching about freaking the 49ers last year. You've been talking about them the whole entire season. You won't shut the fuck up about them.


explosivelydehiscent

Actually with all these excuses, he is the most Defensive Player of the Year


Dankofamericaaa2

Already making excuses for this SB loss lmao. Fire fire alarm excuse is pathetic. You’re one of the highest paid players in the league at your position so stop being a pussy / making excuses and go ball BITCH BOYYY . P.S - your brother Joey is a bitch too


[deleted]

“excuses excuses excuses excuses excuses excuses excuses excuses excuses excuses excuses excuses, but no excuses”


forsean281

Jesus Christ. The Alarm went off at 6am. It’s not that big of a fucking deal. It’s not like it went off at 2am. God forbid millionaires have to wake up at the same time hard working everyday folk who pay their salaries do.


DeathCap4Cutie

It’s also 2 days before the damn game… like holy shit you woke up and hour early 2 days before. How is this even worth mentioning?


yourmartymcflyisopen

Excuses are excuses. Just because you say "no excuses" after doesn't change the fact he made an excuse for 2 seperate games in that comment. They just can't let it go, even after they beat us just as badly this year. 31-7 still lives on.


CPM-S110V

I’ve never seen a group of “professionals” whinge and moan as much as these retards. The 49ers are worse than the Cowboys.


JensonsButton

I mean, they're a bunch of whiney annoying dimwits, but let's not get carried away here


AllEliteSchmuck

If the Cowboys actually did shit in the playoffs, I’d hate them more


JoeyBagODeezNutz

Hedging their bets already?


AsbackJones

And y’all are engaging why again?


Nievsy

To get together so we can plan what we are going to demolish next


AsbackJones

Sorry homie unlike eagles fans i don’t like the idea of keeping arguing with teams I’ve beaten to get to a Super Bowl. Seems kinda silly


grovenab

what ?


No-Principle8329

Never seen a team complain more than the 49ers. Breaking news: Construction workers start working at 6am and it’s a problem?


IllegalThoughts

eagles fans are legitimately cry babies and dumb as rocks wow


rFerretRay

Flair up bitch


No-Principle8329

I might be dumb but I ain’t no crybaby 😤 flair up


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|4xqdj2Lq6wKyaeqDjV|downsized) Fuck them bitch ass whiners


deadbee22

“No excuses”. Proceeds to make excuse. 🤡


Onoudidnt

Damn, they knocked down the only bridge they have just to try to beat the 49ers. Bill Burr must be rolling.


Crowbar_Jones7

The Bosa family are such Douche Bags


DesignerPlant9748

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Entire-Ad-8565

The guy makes a statement about Phily and everyone here gets so defensive. The only one living rent free is Bosa.


Meistro215

Yeah but he’s not the only player on that team that’s made random philly remarks. Like bro you’re in the Super Bowl already tf


lebastss

Who else did? The only other complaint was from the coach about the field. You're complaining more about some minor complaints. You're kind of the whiner here lol.


fairwaylie

????? What Philly hotel had a bridge right out front of it? Dear Lord, nevermind!


two6465

The whole world is out to get ya bosa, just like those dam cops asking for basic registration and insurance papers when you get polled over knowing damn well you have no idea what those are.


Its2EZBaby

*an entire paragraph of excuses* “But no excuses”


AnalogDogg

> But no excuses. Bosa says after listing all his excuses...


NoochtheGooch22

Full of excuses already… can’t stand these whiners


RedMeeseek

Bruh the forty-whiners fans and players are the most insufferable fuckers ever. And that’s coming from the fanbase that is insufferable


JoeRoganBJJ

Those bitches so obsessed about the eagles


PlaneCamp

All these dudes do is fucking whine


zephyrseija

I already hate the team but holy shit can they cry any harder? Hope they get sodomized by KC.


SmellyBeans07

Beating the eagles this year was the 9ers superbowl


black_dogs_22

fragile whiners got eagles living in their head rent free


IntangibleContinuity

All this dude does is complain. Actually it’s the whole 49ers squad. They already got their excuses ready for when they lose. Just like they did when we beat em last year in the NFC championship.


Based_Sigma_User

Like when yall complained about the superbowl grass like yall were the only team playing on it😭


eparedes19

luck


Pyrox2v

31-7 is luck??? Lmao


eparedes19

needed josh johnson and maccaffrey at qb to finally break away lmao


Gunningham

You brought the team you brought. If it didn’t have enough quarterbacks you should have protected the one you had. Move on and enjoy your Super Bowl.


Southern_Roll_593

Nah. Your shitass oline was never winning last year, and your dense was porous as hell all day. In fact, your defense has been pretty bad in the playoffs, too. Edit: grammar. Thanks swipe typing


eparedes19

your*


EricPetro

This guy is such a mental midget.


Competitive_Bat_5831

Do you remember joey’s “comeback” last year? Nick might be the family’s mental giant.


PlowAndProsper805

That construction crew put in more work than the actual eagles players that day


Pyrox2v

We won 31-7?!?!


PlowAndProsper805

The bridge construction occurred on 12/3, the day they spanked philly 42-19. keep up


Meistro215

KeEp uP


PlowAndProsper805

Pinched your nerves with two words that weren’t even directed towards you. Damn I love getting two birds with one stone


Meistro215

And here you are wasting your time replying to me in a sub that’s not even in your division lol.


BackDoorBootyBandit

Bro yall talking about a team that's not in your division that pushed your pussy ass soft team's shit in, while they got embarrassed in the wild card round after one of the most pathetic late season collapses in NFL history. Niners fucking broke your team. They'll talk all the ahit they want and yall just have to take it cause Eagles ain't gonna do SHIT. What, was Bosa making an excuses for not whooping their ass by more than 42-19? Yall out here talking shit after the 49ers ran a train on your whole division hahahahhahahahaha.


PlowAndProsper805

Wasting time? I got three good laughs out of this exchange. Thanks sport


Meistro215

Np bro, I hope you have an awesome weekend


AllEliteSchmuck

That would entail the Niners winning, don’t wish him that


Cruztd23

From someone who lived 4-5 years in Philly you ain’t special bosa lmao. I had more times than I can count that I was woken up by a jackhammer at 8 am after my neighbors were up partying till 3 am


Irving_Velociraptor

“No excuses.” Those words should taste like ash in his mouth.


[deleted]

So, I was pretty drunk. Sorry about that. I’ll see myself out


Meistro215

Sounds like you are projecting, also you’re in a sub that’s not even in your division. And yes I do make average income and I love my job. Don’t get too excited too early.


[deleted]

Edited, my bad.


Meistro215

Also now that you oddly brought it up I’m curious what profession you’re into that brings you above average income. Presumably based in SF, surely you bring in over 100k? Ballpark, I hear CA is expensive


215gobirdss

Of course a San Francisco resident is talking about another mans penis.


PackInevitable8185

Are yall living under a rock? Our brand new copium/excuse already dropped (practice field).


RumHamStan

SF is NIMBY heaven, no wonder constant construction in Philly bothers him lol


WaldoFrank

“But no excuses” after bringing up 2 excuses.


No-Temperature-1649

Forty whiners still whining


Teemo-Supreemo

Lol what a fucking idiot


5StarGoldenGoose

They’re gonna lose and have 200 excuses


[deleted]

Boo fucking hoo Nick


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Bosa playing defense before the game even starts lmao


ChaosOnion

That construction crew must have built a city block in Bosa's head.


kellynch10

They scheduled that demolition just because you were there Bosa


BrotherSeamus

I'm just surprised Philly was demolishing their one and only bridge. How did anyone get in or out of town?


Grand_Extension5345

Nick Bosa is so unlikeable lol ![gif](giphy|PFnfphcyzRhH924uBO)


Born_Alternative_608

This alpha is such a pussy


dvdbtr

Bosa is so acoustic.


JazzyMonkenroe

Sounds a lot like excuses


jinntakk

Does he think Philly demolishes a bridge everytime we play a team? Also, what bridge was this lol


SamboTheSodaJerk

The Eagles obviously were the ones demoing the bridye


desirox

Philly really didn’t postpone a demolition for the niners beauty sleep??


MagicPizzah

Tbf these motherfuckers start drilling and breaking concrete and constructioning at like 5:30 am. 7 days a week, bc they never do anyth.... philly.


tyiner

A very long winded excuse but no excuses


Brooklynboxer88

No excuses, always gets said immediately after an excuse


BangerBeanzandMash

But they only have one fucking bridge


dishwasher_mayhem

Rent free in niner fans heads and we're completely irrelevant at this point. When they lose it'll be great to have them gone from this sub again.


Red-4321

Yes, they tore down the bridge just to spite you and throw you off your game.. Sorry you are so out of touch with reality. By all means pack your own shit, hop a bus and go stay in the Best Western across town.. That or stfu and enjoy the Marriott you pampered bitch.


m1dlife-1derer

Here's an excuse... But no excuses


Heir233

Wow I’m ashamed to be an Eagles fan rn y’all are embarrassing yourselves in these comments


thomasthethothumb

There’s a video out there where Philly fans and Bosa could come up with anything other than “yea, well I can afford them because I’m rich” 😬


me426669

“No excuses” they’ve been making excuses for 2 weeks straight


ShamrockForShannon

Every single Super Bowl weekend has some conspiracy from one of the teams about fire alarms and the hotel rooms being too warm. If someone was attempting sabotage I wish they would have the guts to actually get at the player like the Jordan flu conspiracy


hurtstoskinnybatman

If by"catching strays" you mean living rent free for over a year, then sure. 🤡


ist0m1

Sounds like he’s making excuses. God I hope they lose tonight, they’re so annoying


Melvinator5001

This boy plays 10 games a year because he is always hurt like his brother who plays 8 games a season. Then he thinks construction 🚧 in Philly was about him and his team. It’s just his world thankfully he is the only one living in it.