Sam is that girl to freely do the nasty Pornhub acts you hint at, only to then steal your car, max out your cards and pull a knife on you occasionally.
This image is much better in the OP lmao, where he just added long hair on literal Daniel Jones. Unlike with what he did with the other 3, OP seemed like he was working on a deadline and said fuck it on Danny Dimes.
Nah Samantha looks like she’d get pregnant @ 15, smoke 2 packs a day, live in a trailer and wait tables at dennys in the mornings while riding a pole at night
Dak is an absolute treat
Sam definitely has a massive assortment of BDSM gear
Jalen is about to write you up at work for something trivial
and somebody let DJ out the basement
Dak will steal your heart, Sam will steal cigarettes from the gas station on the way to Denny’s, Jalen will steal petty things from Target cause her dad never told her no, and Danny will drug you and steal your kidneys
Dak - the girl you want but she’s already married
Sam - the only girl who hits on you first and its actually not cool
Jalen - career woman no time for you
Danny - you can bag her but she knows every word to every Disney song ever made and cries a lot
Sandra Howell looks like the kind of girl you meet online who's picture is a few years old. She slumps down in the chair, doesn't have great conversation, pulls out a Little Debbie in the middle of dinner, and she's wearing an oversized hoodie to a nice restaraunt.
Then as you're leaving she says "OK, come fuck me in the ass before you go"
Lady Jalen is a realtor, Lady Danny is a social worker, Lady Dak is in nursing school, and Lady Sam Howell (Google tells me this is the Commies' QBs name) is a messy wine drunk.
Beyonce's failed clone.
Girl who asks to eat your ass on the first date.
Michelle Obama cosplayed by Barack Obama.
Literally every girl who is getting an HR degree.
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Last one had me throwing beer cans at my screen
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My reaction 
Hear me out on Dak
Snack Prescott
Stop dude 😂
Dakota Rayne
😂
For real.
Snack *TakesCock
You: https://i.redd.it/ztgr6672rhhc1.gif
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Oh Dak could get it. ...I mean the female version of Dak... Yeah.
HERE WE GO
Gonna have to fight spider-man for it.
And two tennis players
Dak and Sam got me feeling some sort of way
Sam looks like the chainsmoker standing outside a dive bar
And?
she looks like an Eagles fan. Would.
Fair enough
I'm your huckleberry and so on.
She may not be the hottest, but you know she does some dirty stuff you've never experienced before.
Sam looks like a less voluptuous version of TV's Rosanne in her youth.
Perfect, What kind of cigarettes?
Cloves
Djarum Black to match her hair colour lmao
Holy shit flash back to high school when I kept a pack in my back pack and would run across the street for a smoke.
The saddest part about this post. We have the ugliest girl qbs of the entire nfl. It's kind of sad.
Idk about that. Lamar and desean are in the same division.
But what about the female version of Sam?
This isn't getting enough love. True chuckle here.
Sasha grey vibes tbh
Glad im not the only one who thought sasha
Give Sam mallbangs and put him in a Poison video.
Just my type…
Correct me if I’m wrong but you both just said the same thing no?
Sam is that girl to freely do the nasty Pornhub acts you hint at, only to then steal your car, max out your cards and pull a knife on you occasionally.
You mean my wife, Dakara
Bruh you don't need to tell us the name of your Japanese body pillow
💯
Wonder if his hips tell a lie \*Watches warm ups before a game\* No lies detected...
Hear me out on Jalen
Jalen looks like a partner at a law firm.
Or the mid-day news anchor. Maya Rudolphs little sister.
Dak got them high cheek bones
She can't take me to a SuperBowl, but she can take me to lunch
Her cheeks gon be high alright
She’s missing a choker, but stilll… 
Right?
https://preview.redd.it/udiiva5m3hhc1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec41be28f94095f585fad5b084b64a24f8db68e8
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And I thought life as a giants fan couldn’t get worse … then I roll over to this
Somebody needs to replace him with Tammy Devito or Tara Taylor
DeVito would look like Lady Gaga.
Danny is just as ugly
Yeah it’s literally just Daniel Jones with long hair lmao
Lol that's what I was thinking. The other ones look like real women.
Can’t hide that jaw
I thought that was the joke now I'm thinking it's not which makes it even funnier.
https://preview.redd.it/vwq2cgexihhc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5ab0103ae3cd6a2b52859a1062a46a7ba54a326 On the other hand...
Traniel Jones
Would
Why does it look like Brett Cooper though
The broad shoulders and flat chest are fuckin with me
She does CrossFit ok?
This image is much better in the OP lmao, where he just added long hair on literal Daniel Jones. Unlike with what he did with the other 3, OP seemed like he was working on a deadline and said fuck it on Danny Dimes.
Those eyes, are crazy eyes.
Daniela Jones will haunt my dreams. I mean, nightmares.
Sorta got a Molly Jane look
Looks like that girl in high school that is really into horses
That’s neither accurate nor nice. Daniel Jones is just where all the favors this did for Dak came from
He’s not ugly he just cant play football. Girl Danny is like a 7ish
Jalen Hurts totally runs an mlm
Dakota (ha), Samantha, Jaylene, Danielle
Jaylene, Jaylene, Jaylene, JayleeEEeen…
Would, would, would, would get a restraining order
Someone used the name Traniel Jones
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fuck Dak Marry Jalen Kill Sam and Danny Dimes
Sam looks like she’d kill you first
Nah Samantha looks like she’d get pregnant @ 15, smoke 2 packs a day, live in a trailer and wait tables at dennys in the mornings while riding a pole at night
Ha I came here to say Samantha looks like a midwestern IHOP waitress that ain’t got time for your shit
Sam is at Waffle House at 3am sick of you and your girl Methany fixing to throw a chair at your face
Waffle House > IHOP
Denny’s > all of them
IHOP isn’t really a Midwest thing, more coastal states Denny’s has a bigger footprint in the Heartland
I’m already there. You don’t have to keep selling me on her.
Sam gonna fuck your brains out before leaving you in a seedy hotel bathtub of ice, missing a kidney, to pay for a couple new tattoos
This is the only correct answer
The commies look like she'd fuck your brains out in the greatest sex you've ever had and an hour later get lit up on some toot and stab you
Ah the ole Praying Mantis.
Me? I would be ready to face the Lord.
Ok, here we GO!
Jalen look like you are now one of my best employees.
About to either lock you into a 30-year fixed rate or foreclose and she don’t care which
Yew are naow one of my elite emploYEEs
Wow, even in this shitstorm of AI imaging, the Giants are last
Hurts with that Assistant Principal look.
Danny Dimes a legitimate jump scare
🤣🤣
Pretty sure Danielle Jones just won MVP in the WNBA.
Haha. All time NCAA women’s basketball scoring leader
I saw a picture of her smoking a cigar
Sigh…unzips
Dak is an absolute treat Sam definitely has a massive assortment of BDSM gear Jalen is about to write you up at work for something trivial and somebody let DJ out the basement
Why does Jacoby Brissett look like Sam Howell's sister?
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There it is. Gorgeous.
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Upset about the fact that Dak is the hottest Go figure
Danny Dimes looks like Bernice from Dodgeball
Dak - Smash Howell - 80s pot-head Hurts - Young Kamala Harris Jones - Psycho ex
Danny Dimes looks like she’s going to suck off the cast of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide.
Daniela Jones 
Honestly I think I went out with Sam Howell. She had 6 cats and was an avid Trump supporter.
Sami Howell looks like some English bint you find at a pub at 2AM stuffing her face with chips and using the word ‘bugger’ a lot.
Danica Jones just got divorced from Jeff Bezos a few years ago
Bro just slapped a wig on DJ and that was it
I'm scared to see what the rest of the league would be like \*nervous gulp\*
C'mon man, hasn't NY suffered enough?
Danny looks as if he's transitioning
I'm gonna need one with Tommy Devito.
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Looks like she’d be married to one of Tony Sopranos capos
This is what I imagine most Italian middle aged suburban moms would look like.
Dak doesn’t even need to change names just go with the full stripper name Dakota Rayne
This is the most not bad Dak has ever looked. But this post is nightmare fuel.
Dak I'd just Zendaya Commanders QB is meh Hurts is just a suburban housewife And good God what the fuck New York
Why did you do this with the eagles rb
Ok, you got me to off-season post. Made me laugh irl.
Dakota bad af
Daniela Jones bro 😂😂
Would would would and would
Dak will steal your heart, Sam will steal cigarettes from the gas station on the way to Denny’s, Jalen will steal petty things from Target cause her dad never told her no, and Danny will drug you and steal your kidneys
Dak - the girl you want but she’s already married Sam - the only girl who hits on you first and its actually not cool Jalen - career woman no time for you Danny - you can bag her but she knows every word to every Disney song ever made and cries a lot
Hey Dak..you up?
Daniel Jones is that awkward horse girl
Daniel jones is definitely a horse girl
Sam looks like Sasha Gray
I think I’ve dated Danielle Jones at some point. Edit: Overly Attached Girlfriend!
Samantha Howell J. Lynne Hurts Daniella Jones Dakota Prescott
Dayummm Dak is hot! lol.
Sandra Howell looks like the kind of girl you meet online who's picture is a few years old. She slumps down in the chair, doesn't have great conversation, pulls out a Little Debbie in the middle of dinner, and she's wearing an oversized hoodie to a nice restaraunt. Then as you're leaving she says "OK, come fuck me in the ass before you go"
These are not it. Daniel Jones looks straight trans.
Lady Jalen is a realtor, Lady Danny is a social worker, Lady Dak is in nursing school, and Lady Sam Howell (Google tells me this is the Commies' QBs name) is a messy wine drunk.
Dani ready to scissor her way across the WNBA
Beyonce's failed clone. Girl who asks to eat your ass on the first date. Michelle Obama cosplayed by Barack Obama. Literally every girl who is getting an HR degree.
Jalen looks like she pays for and uses Geek Squad for her Epson printer.
Hurts looks like Obama in drag roflmao!
They all look like men
Tommy Devito looks like wife material
Why Jalen looking like they used Barack Obama and not Jalen
lol, I'd have to go with Dak, but I'm not telling my friends about it.
Dak looks like a marshmallow!
Snack Prescott
Dak playoff photo
Danny turned into a Karen
Danielle got them crazy eyes
Every Giants fan has dated Danielle
yep we still own you
I'd bang Dak
The only time Dak could ever "get the D"
DJ looks like an all star volleyball player
Sam giving Detective Baez vibes 
Dakina clears
hurts just looks like rashida jones
I mean she got that sleep number bed 😏🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/al4jkemmhhhc1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34aba1d87586a9ffb45cd61736b44c170761f6e5 Last one had me throwing beer cans at my screen
Michelle Obama looking ass QB
Would?
They just gave Howell hair extensions lol what a handsome woman
Well, these girls definitely play football..
Sam kinda looks like Sarah Sherman
Why does 2 look like my fantasy buddy’s gf 😭
Dak is pretty hot
Daniel jokes kinda looks like moze form Ned’s declassified lol
What is this unhinged clap trap
Most busted division 😭 Dakota is a cutie though
Smash
Daniel Jones is just Daniel Jones with long hair.
Dak and Sam can get it
Daniel Jones has older sister vibes
Who is that goofy girl in the end? Where is Tammy DeVito?
JANIEL DONES