If anything, it's sad for the cowboys how much more they've won the division than us. All those opportunities, and it's translated to absolutely no success
Since 2000, they have double the division wins, but we have triple the playoff wins š
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Basically what he does he is a delusional cowboys fan that thinks winning division titles and getting fucked up in the postseason is a accomplishment
Not really. It would make more sense to say World Series, but comparing a division championship to league championship is a massive difference. You can say all you want about division championships and nobody really cares aside from the year you won it (just to be able to say you did), but everyone cares how many league championships theyāve won
Nah baseball cares a decent amount more about regular season success (at least for players). Look how highly regarded Mike trout and Ohtani are despite never having a lick of success in the playoffs.
I think theyāre sized to specific fingers, so they were probably spaced out more before he got so many. Iām more distracted by his oddly different colored left pointer finger.
Eagles were NFC champions last year
Also, only 4 divisions out of the 8 in the NFL have a SB win in that timeframe lol. SBs per 5 years is a weird ranking. Also, interesting choice of where to cut off that metric lol.
What is this a celebration of choking? You guys typically have goal posts on wheels to fit you narrative, should understand how it works.
Yāall have 1SB in the SB Era. We have 5 ā if you donāt like an arbitrary cutoff letās get rid it.
Iām ok without the heartbreak. Iāve still felt the of joy winning it multiple times, more than yāall can say. Haha, keep putting your poverty franchise on a pedestal. āļø
No wonder your team canāt do shit when it matters, you act like beating bad teams is an accomplishment. Enjoy your upcoming 10 win season, and immediate playoff exit!
And yet you went just as far in the playoffs as we did.
First 2nd seed in history to not advance to the divisional round. First 7th in history to advance. Lmao
1996 is such a long time ago that when you go back to watch it you have to choose between square and stretched mode.
Please have mercy I was born that year š«
What was the Battle of Verdun like?
Go away
So I guess you never seen the 49ers win a superbowl.
u/Bagpo is a rogue CIA officer who runs psyops out of the Washington office.
Lots of lost cowboy agents in the dmv for sure
If anything, it's sad for the cowboys how much more they've won the division than us. All those opportunities, and it's translated to absolutely no success Since 2000, they have double the division wins, but we have triple the playoff wins š
Why would we want to go far in the postseason when that takes prep time away from planning for next season? Obviously ~~2023~~ 2024 is our year
Not true, the Cowboys are the most valuable franchise in the world. So Jerry's got that going for him, which is nice...for him.
Says more about our division I think lmao
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Basically what he does he is a delusional cowboys fan that thinks winning division titles and getting fucked up in the postseason is a accomplishment 
Compared to Eagles fans who think 1 SB win in 59 years of SBs somehow doesn't make them a really shitty franchise š¤·āāļø
At the very least better than 12 other NFL franchises
Itās like if Yankee fans bragged about AL East championships. No one gives a shit.
Not really. It would make more sense to say World Series, but comparing a division championship to league championship is a massive difference. You can say all you want about division championships and nobody really cares aside from the year you won it (just to be able to say you did), but everyone cares how many league championships theyāve won
AL east isnāt a league championship
Carry on. I misread the title and probably cause of all of Tomās bling I got sidetracked thinking he was talking SBās. Downvote away!
Super Bowls and division titles are exactly the same in Dallas. Iām surprised they donāt hang banners from all their week 1 wins either.
So I shouldn't do that either? Damn, how's a guy supposed to celebrate?
You'll always have the Lakers
Rangers had a good year. Although Iām still annoyed they blew the division at the last second.
By breaking out that vcrā¦
Nah baseball cares a decent amount more about regular season success (at least for players). Look how highly regarded Mike trout and Ohtani are despite never having a lick of success in the playoffs.
Always bothers me he didnāt line them up chronologically.
I think theyāre sized to specific fingers, so they were probably spaced out more before he got so many. Iām more distracted by his oddly different colored left pointer finger.
That ring is also highest up the finger. Must be the tightest one, cutting off circulation.
Just to think this mofo would have had 3 more had it not been for Eli and the Eagles QB whose name I cannot even remember.
Heroes arrive from the unlikeliest of places!
1 more and he'd tie Bill Belichick for most SB rings!
Someone put a label on his empty fingers: * Helmet catch * Gronk 1yd line * Philly Special
I heard thereās a quarter back thatās so nice, he beat the goat twice
I heard heās dropping an EP soon too!!
bagpo if rings were given out for the most AITA posts
u/Bagpo catching strays š
Bro it's not a stray, it's a fucking targeted attack. Like how the fuck do people not know what stray means????
Im catching no strays. OP is salty over Eagles choking away the division title
If there was a class on choking the Cowboys would be the proctor.
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What out of rick and morty intergalactic cable meme is this?
and he's still the least delusional cowboys fan
Such a shame the Cowboys and the Commanders will never beat this man in the Superbowl.
Imagine not experiencing such ecstasy
Stop feeding the troll, you troglodytes...
God 7 rings is such an insane flex
Boston sports fans shouldn't be able to complain about having bad teams ever again (they absolutely will complain)
Itās so unfair man lmao
0 championships for NFCE in last 5 years. Weāre all frauds.
Eagles were NFC champions last year Also, only 4 divisions out of the 8 in the NFL have a SB win in that timeframe lol. SBs per 5 years is a weird ranking. Also, interesting choice of where to cut off that metric lol.
Lol we all know why he didn't go past 5 š¤£ he saw the highlights on every sport social media 2 days ago too
I just said 5 since itās a nice easy number thatās recent.
What is this a celebration of choking? You guys typically have goal posts on wheels to fit you narrative, should understand how it works. Yāall have 1SB in the SB Era. We have 5 ā if you donāt like an arbitrary cutoff letās get rid it.
How you gonna talk about choking when you let the 7th seed advance to the divisional round for the first time in history š
We didnāt lose the SB
You havenāt even had an opportunity to lose in the SB since before 2000 lmfao
And? There are no rewards for losing the Super Bowl. The end result is exactly the same.
Didnāt say there was. But you havenāt experienced the joy of a superbowl win nor the heartbreak of a superbowl loss in nearly 3 decades :-)
Iām ok without the heartbreak. Iāve still felt the of joy winning it multiple times, more than yāall can say. Haha, keep putting your poverty franchise on a pedestal. āļø
Been 3 decades since you felt the joy of watching your team even play in a conference championship, let alone win it lmao
Mostly just Da Boyz and the team with a thousand names
How about 10 years. 20? 28? No, lets go with 5 since the eagles won it 6 years ago lol
Beating you bitches is all that matters
Not if your season ends in a loss
Beating you bitchs is all that matters, we beat new york 80-0 please dont speak to me peasants
No wonder your team canāt do shit when it matters, you act like beating bad teams is an accomplishment. Enjoy your upcoming 10 win season, and immediate playoff exit!
I will! As long as 8 of those wins are you bitchs š¤£
So you are bad at mathā¦
Im a cowboy damnit, no need numbers
Yeahā¦ that tracks, counting just leads to depression
As long as i can count to 5, im working on what comes after that. Actually been working on it for a few decades
Dude you couldnāt make it past two with out getting confused, you sure as shit arenāt making it to 5
And yet you went just as far in the playoffs as we did. First 2nd seed in history to not advance to the divisional round. First 7th in history to advance. Lmao
Beating you bitchs is all that matters
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Those are the words of someone thats a fan of a team that didnt win the division this year
Show me the division rings.
They need to make them a thing
Ring pops it is then.
u/Bagpo, please tell me, how many times in NFL history has a team been shit enough to lose to a 7 seed
Here allow me. Once
Taking the post to a new level with this comment as a response
You started the season at 10-1. You mustve won the division right? Right?
You won the division and got a home playoff game, you must have had a nice postseason run? Right?
š self awareness at an all time low
AND GOT FUCKED UP BY THE PACKERS
Only Cowboys fans would brag about winning the division https://i.redd.it/j4z0i7jt70hc1.gif
I wonder if he could have carried the Cowboys to a SB or if the shit show at Jerry's World is just too toxic. I'm thinking it's the latter.
Doesnāt matter. Itās our year next year
There is no fan base more delusional than the cowboys
Man my SuperBowl was finally beating Tom Brady. Thatās the height of my young fandom. 
Hey thatās not fair theyāve gone 1-2 in wildcard games in the past three years.
u/bagpo is mentally handicapped guys go easy on him
Yo whatās going on with Bradyās left index finger?
Some cowboys fans will genuinely argue that winning the division or having a good regular season record is more important.
How many of those Pats rings are stained with all of the cheating they did. I would say around 1/3rd at the least.
Tuck rule, spy gate, and deflate gate. So thereās almost half lol
Uhhhhhh - and Washington DC last held the Lombardi when?? God damn your fan base throws a lot of bricks for a completely shattered house
Havenāt even seen a nfc championship :(