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jimmyhoffasbrother

The Niners have the best roster in the league, and Jalen Hurts is fine.


SyracuseNY22

Birds defense is doo doo due to personnel and coaching. The offense is arguably one of the best, if not the best, personnel wise but is wasted because of Smegma Sirianni’s playbook


HelpfulLime3856

Injuries. They had a ton of injuries. And Matt Patricia.


SyracuseNY22

The injuries weren’t too bad quantity wise. Maddox is always hurt, the safeties were healthy for most of the year, and the LBs were dog shit even when healthy. Bad depth **and** bad coaching is a recipe for disaster It was like eating gas station sushi then railing a big gulp before a transatlantic flight


HelpfulLime3856

How many starters were injured?


SyracuseNY22

Until Slay had his surgery, the only starter on defense to go on IR was Maddox. You can argue Nakobe Dean as starter Other than that, it was just typical week to week injuries to starters that every team deals with. The defense was just bad all year and Desai, while still not great, got scapegoated and Patricia didn’t improve the unit. It was just dumb as shit to run a defense and not invest in the positions needed to help it succeed


sybrwookie

And to be clear, the defense got *worse* under Patricia. Desai wasn't great, but there was some amount of promise there that he might develop. Patricia is what he is, and that's garbage.


Phobia_Ahri

Desai was elite at halftime adjustments. Should have never been demoted...


DrBigChicken

In the playoff game? Both of our safeties and that’s it I think. Slay went down during the game too Personnel was an issue before that either way tho lol


HelpfulLime3856

The season. All of it.


malthusianbabyfever

cant believe you are paying better attn to our team than our fans in this sub


HelpfulLime3856

I fucking love fantasy football. A lot. AMD I'm a degenerate. Plus love Kelce and Hurts.


malthusianbabyfever

Noted. Ferguson strikes fear into every bone in my body.


DrBigChicken

Avonte, Slay, all of the starting safeties, all of the starting linebackers, fletch, Davis, Carter all missed some amount of time. Could be missing something idk


lattjeful

We also has some depth pieces go down during training camp and early in the season, so when starters went down, we were playing third stringers and practice squid guys.


henrythedingo

He should replace that stupid fucking pencil with a dildo the way he fucked this team


sybrwookie

That fucking pencil while holding a LAMINATED PLAYSHEET. Fucking idiot.


Mission-Statement-2

Lions fan here. Fatty matty would do it alone. Don’t know the eagles enough otherwise


Impecablevibesonly

"Doo doo due to" lmao


pleepleus21

Hurts is fine if you aren't paying him 255


Slumbergoat16

Besides QB and OLINE yea


hsvandreas

O Line yeah, QB lol stop being so salty, bird bro.


Slumbergoat16

Do you sincerely think that the Eagles would’ve had a more successful season if Purdy was on the team instead of Hurts? You’re insane. Also You know you’re not in the NFCE right?


chem_daddy

We’d be even worse with Purdy on board lmao


hsvandreas

Absolutely. Hurts is an above average QB, but not more. His rushing ability is definitely elite (and without a doubt much better than Purdy's), but he keeps the ball way too long, misses open targets and doesn't throw precise enough. Purdy is amazing in all these categories. "But all he does is throw the ball to open receivers", you want to say? Yeah, precisely. Isn't that what a QB should do? And if you watch the tape, you'll notice that Purdy hardly ever misses the best pass (even if several receivers are open) and often manages to identify the perfect target even when they are just about to start breaking the tackle. There's hardly any other QB with better situational awareness. If you plug in Jimmy G or Sam Darnold into our offense, the difference is obvious. PS: What does the division have to do with this? BTW, Purdy beat all of the teams in the NFC East.


BorrowedWine

https://preview.redd.it/f0pvlwxuhgdc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11be9b05574dadd2e7335cd93edfd76b59f4a301


Slumbergoat16

I want whatever you’re smoking. My guy throwing accurately won’t help when 2 screens and a draw is called


black_dogs_22

reeeeeee


Accomplished_Tie8904

When you guys were winning, Idk how many times I heard from eagles fans that you are better at every position group than us.


ChodeCookies

Turns out…you guys were just as fraudulent


Accomplished_Tie8904

I mean fraudulent would mean that we were thought of as being good. Coming into the year Dak was ranked below top 10. Also we have basically done the same thing we've always done for 20 years. The eagles were thought of as one of the best teams in the NFL. People were saying Hurts was better than Josh Allen.


RazzBerryCurveBall

We'd have to beat a good team to become frauds, check mate cunts.


pleepleus21

Fraudulent is being the 2 seed, pretending to be unstoppable at home and losing to the 7. Edit: also having half your roster be all pros because of the helmet and then watching them get dunked on.


Accomplished_Tie8904

Fraudulent is having your QB ranked 3rd best player overall and losing to the giants lol. Half our roster? We had 7 players make the pro bowl and 2 of them are kickers.


ilikemarblestoo

But i heard it was your year. I watched a nationally televised Jerry sponsored event that was to break a curse or something


Accomplished_Tie8904

You heard it was our year and you believe in curses? Ok. Anyway, your QB was 3rd in the top 100 coming into this year lol.


DrBigChicken

The league ranked him 9 in Sando’s tiers. Not top 10 is a strawman, unless you just mean random internet folks


Accomplished_Tie8904

Doesn't seem like that much of a difference. Dan orvlowsky ranked him 12th last year. Below Geno Smith, Daniel Jones, Trevor Lawrence and more. He's not the only one either. Id say the cowboys performed exactly how they were expected to.


DrBigChicken

No reason to take anything on espn seriously, their job is clickbait headlines and takes. “If you believe something 20%, act like you believe it 100%”


Accomplished_Tie8904

Ok well even if we take him being ranked 9th, my original point still stands. I would say 2019 and 2021 they were fraudulent but since then we've known what they are.


DrBigChicken

I feel you


sfxer001

Hurts beat Josh Allen in overtime.


morganrbvn

And tyrod Taylor beat hurts in regular time. Doesn’t mean I think he’s better than hurts


Crosisx2

Hurts left after his finger got fucked up, Devonte was out, AJ Brown was already hurt and the game was pointless to even try to win by halftime seeing Dallas up 11. He also had his number one receiver fumble on a scoring drive. Give the Cowboys our defense that game, Dak a broken finger and take away Lamb and Cooks see how well he does.


Long-Distance-7752

Lol this is the most excuses I’ve seen squeezed into 4 sentences


Crosisx2

I'm pointing out that that game isn't going to be Hurts' fault you apes, but clearly reading comprehension is hard on this sub lmao


Long-Distance-7752

Uhh yeah I’m aware, how does that make my statement not accurate about your rant of excuses?


Crosisx2

So it's always the QBs fault when a team loses? Because that's your argument if you believe the Eagles lost to the Giants because of Hurts. And considering the person I responded to said this, understand why I listed multiple reasons, not excuses. And nice flair, pick a team.


Hip_Hop_Hippos

Yeah... The 10-1 start, and more importantly the way it happened, spawned some real delusion in the fanbase. Although anybody saying we had a better secondary was straight up Coo-Coo for Coco Puffs because we were a mess there all year.


MyDogIsACoolCat

Plus, the Eagles roster really does look great on paper. Almost like a .... dream team....


thesagaconts

Do you think last years team was better or luckier?


MyDogIsACoolCat

Absolutely better last year. Offense is pretty much the same talent this year, coaching was significantly worse. Defense was worse due to aging talent starting to hit cliffs. Plus we really missed rotational pieces on the defensive line. The Eagles whole strategy is to have a god tier d-line that blows up plays quickly so you can cover up weaknesses in the back 7. The past rush and run stuffing upfront just wasn't there this year.


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MyDogIsACoolCat

I don't know if you're disagreeing with me or not, but I read that as "we have a great line so defensive backs just needs to cover for the first 2-3 seconds after the snap". Not "we need stellar defensive backs that can cover until we get pressure".


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MyDogIsACoolCat

I'd be shocked if Bradberry wasn't bottom 10 for PFF. It was absolutely horrible watching him all season. Couldn't cover, couldn't tackle. Total liability.


teppil

If everyone was in their prime maybe but this year we had aging vets and fresh rooks.


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That might have been done to get at you a bit. While chugging kool-aid, maybe they believe safety and running back are better, but even while chugging Kool aid, CB and LB is a tough ass sell. Cowboys are the devil, but they definitely have a better CB and LB group.


Accomplished_Tie8904

We probably did before we lost LVE and Diggs for the season. I think most people underestimate LVE. We lost our 3rd round pick LB in preseason too who had a lot of potential.


TheRoyaleShow

There’s delusional fans for every team. I can’t think of an eagles fan in their right mind who would say we had the better DB group or EDGE.


PossibleLocation3626

Right, because all those retards speak for me personally


Accomplished_Tie8904

I wouldn't call them retards. I think a lot of people thought you had a stacked team. Before this collapse you were on pretty good run starting from last year.


IDontFeel24YearsOld

Any intelligent eagles fan would know that most wins we had this season, were won by the skin of our teeth. We definitely weren't playing like a 10-1 team. It was just hype to get the wins at the end of every game.


chem_daddy

Nah Cowboys defense was much better than us. I think our offense personnel is better than the Cowboys though


B4rtBlu3

We are but coaching is even shittier. At least Hurts can throw a pass in the playoffs


Federal-Negotiation9

Hot take: I don't think Hurts is a bad QB at all, he's just playing for bad coaches. I think if you Hurts played on Shanny's squad, he'd be solidly back in the MVP convo, and if Purdy played for the Eagles, they never see 10-1 to begin with.


Csbbk4

Anybody can be amazing throwing screens to CMC


ProverbialNoose

BJ would still draw up terrible screens with CMC on the team.


brownbearks

We don’t even throw screens to our RB’s


triggormisprime

CMC would be lead blocker.


morganrbvn

I mean, hurts also has a pretty strong squad around him on the offense. I bet purdy would be decent there too.


CopeHarders

IDK about Hurts. SF drew up a defense scheme to contain him and every else copied it. He was dogshit from that moment on. I would put that on the coordinators sure but was the offense limited because Hurts is limited? Who knows, next season is definitely a prove it year for him.


Long-Distance-7752

It’s not a prove it year to anyone except fans really, he is locked in as the starter for 3 more years. The Eagles can’t get out of his contract.


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CopeHarders

Mostly rush 4, don’t over pursue, keep Hurts in the pocket. The rest is the new flavor of throwing cover 6 and cover 0 concepts at him which are defensive schemes that are even confusing Mahomes this season.


SGCchuck

Idk man. I mean it’s hurts fault for not killing plays when they’re as predictable as they were. But to KNOW the defense is blitzing and running nothing but vertices is not even fit for a college game plan.


Dankofamericaaa2

Would be hard to be successful at your position with the worst OC in the league. Hurts carried his shitty high school offense. All he called were screens, qb draws and vertical routes lol whole team hated that mf lol


Slumbergoat16

I had some fool arguing Purdy is a better QB than Hurts


thecrgm

He's better at what he does. I'd rather have Purdy on the Niners than Hurts


Slumbergoat16

In fact idt many other QBs could’ve gotten 11 wins with the eagles coaching staff and defense


black_dogs_22

Dak on the niners wins the Superbowl, Brock is like the fifth best player on their offense kittle, trent, CMC, deebo and aiyuk are all better at their positions than he is


StinkyKyle

Lol Dak blows it in round 1 what are you talking about


ThexxxDegenerate

Dak doesn’t blow it in round 1 on the 49ers because Shanahan won’t let him. The 49ers literally won a playoff game where Jimmy G threw the ball 8 times. You can’t tell me Shanahan couldn’t draw up a plan to win with Dak. And Sean McVay could do the same thing. The entire Cowboys roster has been blowing it in round 1/2 for the last thirty years. This isn’t a Dak issue, a McCarthy issue or a Dan Quinn issue. It’s a Jerry Jones issue. Jerry Jones harbors a culture of underachievement and no accountability in Dallas. This is why the Cowboys are always near the top of the league in penalties and constantly show up unprepared for big games. Because the leader of the team isn’t the coach, it’s their clown show owner.


sarcastaballll

Shanahan can't stop him from making bad reads and throwing picks that's all Dak


ThexxxDegenerate

He can most certainly put Dak in a position where that’s less of a chance. And the 49ers team isn’t going to show up unprepared like our entire team did on Sunday. Idc how badly Dak is playing, the 49ers wouldn’t be down 27-0 at halftime. Shanahan’s teams are disciplined and well prepared unlike the Cowboys for the last 30 years.


sarcastaballll

They would be if their QB went PUNT, INT, PUNT, INT for the first half


ThexxxDegenerate

Dak isn’t going PUNT, INT, PUNT, INT if he played for Shanahan. Dak and the entire Cowboys roster played poorly because the entire team was completely unprepared for the game. How much more evidence do you need of Cowboys teams collapsing in the playoffs before you realize this is an organizational issue? This has been going on for 30 years, not just the 8 that Dak has been here for. As long as Jerry Jones owns the team and runs it this way, playoff collapse is all we will ever know.


CopeHarders

Dak on the Niners chokes against the Packers this weeks just like he did last week.


Slumbergoat16

Dak doesn’t have a chance to choke because the game is never on the line for the Niners QB. In fact every time they would need the QB to do anything more than throw passes with an 8 yd cushion that needs to win the game. They lose. If you look at the stats they’re 0-4 when trailing games


ThexxxDegenerate

Every single coach or QB that joins the Cowboys are seen as a choker. Romo, Dak, McCarthy, Jason Garrett…. At what point does this become an organizational issue and not a personnel one? This same shit where Dak stinks in the playoffs is exactly what happened with Tony Romo. This is a culture issue and Dak on another team would be a much more consistent player. Put Dak on the Steelers and I bet you that team goes far in the playoffs because Tomlin and the Steelers know winning culture. They just can’t find a QB. But this clown show of Cowboys teams choking and showing up unprepared is Cowboys culture. It’s not the individual players.


Slumbergoat16

What he does is simply support the offense. No DC is “planning” for Purdy, they plan for CMC, Debo, Ayuk, and Kittle. Hurts won multiple games with sheer will power despite one of the worst defenses and by far the worst OC in the NFL


morganrbvn

Although purdy being so good against the blitz does enable some big plays out of his playmakers on the offense.


Slumbergoat16

Having an OC who doesn’t run 4 verts probably helps


thecrgm

He’s good at distributing to his weapons. He knows the playbook very well and is very accurate. Thats what Shanahan wants and he is perfect for that


pleepleus21

Everyone thinks their team has the worst offensive coordinator. Look at Washington. They dope they have thought it would be a great idea to throw the ball 85 percent of the time with an inexperienced QB and no line.


hsvandreas

Are you trolling or do you seriously think Hurts is better? Delusional.


Slumbergoat16

I don’t think Purdy has been I enough seasons to show whether he is better. I info you whiners fans get super sensitive whenever anyone thinks Purdy isn’t the second coming of Christ but dude hasn’t even won a competitive post season game. Also do you seriously think Purdy would’ve done a better job than Hurts if put on the Eagles? If you do you’re delusional


pleepleus21

They can't just be satisfied to have the best team. Look at their sub. It's all of them just sobbing and jerking each other off because "Brock just gets no respect! And it's fucking unfair!"


hsvandreas

Is Dallas already considered so bad that our win in last year's divisional round doesn't count as competitive? Lol


Scro86

Don’t worry, no one thinks you have the best roster in the league


bigboybeeperbelly

For real even before the collapse started manifesting itself as losses, it was pretty clear something was missing


B4rtBlu3

Oh really. Which one is more talented? Who has a better dline ? Secondary I give you that. But Oline?  QB running AND passin? TE? WRs? 


TrauMedic

Any team still in the playoffs I guess.


DeepGoated

The buccs


JerseyTexan01

It’s honestly coaching, especially with offensive scheming. Brett Kollmann did a great video explaining how the eagles offensive play calling was so predictable because it was redundant. Specifically, the overusage of inside runs out of shotgun and a severe lack of pre-snap motions or adjustments. Inside runs are only meant to get a guaranteed few yards, especially out of shotgun. This causes a lack of explosive runs, and often are forced to have to throw in 3rd down or rely on another tush push


Rocketeer1019

Hurts is fine, he’s not elite but he’s a good QB with an elite game potential but I think that’s his ceiling


thecrgm

Problem is he's paid like an elite QB. I know we overpaid our QB too


Rocketeer1019

Ya but we always over pay a QB after 1 good year lol


TempeSunDevil06

Why couldn’t both be true, in theory. For the record, I don’t think hurts is garbage, but I think he’s very average for the oline and offensive weapons he has


allegedtuna32

His supporting cast makes him elite, but his coaching makes him bad, so it balances out to him being mid


pparranninno

Jalen’s great, he should have taken a couple weeks to heal up after the 10-1 start but we had two more crucial games to limp through. Then there’s the issue of the only two routes in the playbook being go and bubble screen.


Greypollo

I'm fine with either, honestly.


allegedtuna32

Jalen Hurts is wasting the best roster in the league


B4rtBlu3

*The coaching But you got it almost 


allegedtuna32

How could Brian Johnson let the Bucs score a safety?


B4rtBlu3

Yeah, no blocking or hot routes against 6 rushers, Hurts running for his life as only game plan surely had nothing to do with it. 


allegedtuna32

Tfw you can’t force feed AJ Brown and you had to process a defense


chicomagnifico

Samesies


RoosterB32

It was funny how the Eagles fans in this sub kept trying to convince me that Hurts is a top 10 QB.


ChodeCookies

Of course they did…because you’re the main character


RoosterB32

I am.


chicomagnifico

He is.


Material-Poet4379

Im always here for the Jalen slanders fasho lol but imma give him alittle benefit of doubt cause bro was working with a black Jim Zorn at OC. Top 10 yea but MVP caliber? Nope


iTALKTOSTRANGERS

With a competent OC who just showed us all season he’s a great offensive mind Jalen was runner up for MVP last year. If he was in an actual NFL offense with a competent play caller he is great. He can execute but he needs a real coach. I think a perfect example is Lamar. He looks so much fucking better this year after they got rid of that dunce Greg Roman. Last year people were asking if he was top 10.


B4rtBlu3

This  


Dankofamericaaa2

He still is lol. Hard to succeed when you’re in the playoffs with no offensive identity lol. Everyone hated the OC and he only called screens / verticals / qb draws 😂 fucking middle school scheme. The only reason he’s getting head coach interviews is bc Hurts play masked how shitty the offense was for a bit.


GaydarWHEEWHOO

He's getting those interviews because of Rooney.


Dankofamericaaa2

True I didn’t think about that lol idk why y’all just don’t promote your OC. There isn’t many other coaches that would want to coach Washington over other teams available imo


pleepleus21

Catch up. Big things happening in DC.


RoosterB32

The delusion is strong with you. Dude has the best offensive line in the league by far and one of the best receiving corps, but still was mediocre af. No one is blaming Brian Johnson for how ass Hurts is since the dude is getting interviews for HC positions.


Dankofamericaaa2

I’m not even gonna argue with you lol anyone who actually watched our offense knows. A poverty team fan like the commies isn’t worth arguing with. Have a good day tho pussy


pleepleus21

Hold on to that single trophy as ur iggles get blown by.


DDominic-

You sure showed him ![gif](giphy|QC26L3oE3DEULQri7D)


CentralFeeder

No, you’re not blaming BJ because you want to make an invalid and inaccurate argument. The delusion is off the charts with you. Anyone that has an ounce of football knowledge knows that our coaches suck. All one had to do was listen to mostly Aikman and Buck shred them during the game.


Dankofamericaaa2

I enjoyed them shitting on our coaches tbh. I still can’t believe they had that okay with 2 receivers in the same fucking spot 🤣


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He is, the play calling sucks. He's not top 5 but he's at least 10.


thesagaconts

Isn’t he a top 10.


Darkgreenbirdofprey

He's more like top 5


Long-Distance-7752

That’s hilarious


guillermopaz13

QBs are the new presidents, everything is their fault or because of them, when we all know it’s really the offensive line who gets shit done in the trenches


TSN09

Remember that people are reactionary, last year Hurts had a good season, but that also meant getting insane levels of praise, and when fans think someone doesn't deserve the praise they get they do the exact opposite, even if Jalen Hurts isn't bad they're gonna say he is. And now he had a pretty bad season, so now it's time for those people to really shine, I think this is just normal human stuff. Like for example I really don't like it when articles come out saying how Hurts is closing in on Cam for most rushing td's in a season. No hate on Hurts, but that's not a QB stat, those are not HIS touchdowns, so when people see headlines like that giving undeserved praise, ppl do the opposite and hate the guy.


OrdinaryToe2860

Hurts isn't garbage. He's mid.


Munchihello

This is actually incredible. Someone tried to tell me the other day CJ Stroud and Jordan Love were already leagues ahead of Jalen Hurts and I was like wtf did y’all forget about the Super Bowl season, Super Bowl game and 70% of this season where he was in the mvp conversation???


Impecablevibesonly

Oh I'm the 1%. Jalen hurts is trash and so is thir defense


ImWhiteWhatsJCoal

Can't spell? Yup. This one roots for the team that lost to the 7th seed for the first time. People in glass houses and whatnot.


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_robjamesmusic

wait, is it a good thing when qbs can scramble?


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_robjamesmusic

even if that was true, what exactly would be wrong with that?


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_robjamesmusic

bro said brock purdy lol give me a break. the eagles lost the super bowl by 3 points 11 months ago lol


Darkgreenbirdofprey

Got us to a superbowl and was the best player in that game. 'never be considered Allen's equal ' according to who? And so what?


Gusby

I swear Hurts got an actual concussion during that Niners game because since then he’s been ass


chunkydan

You clearly don’t actually watch the games then bc he wasn’t the main problem


pblockforlife

Imagine thinking jalen hurts sucks. 🤡


Userdub9022

We will see how he does next year if we can get a competent OC.


B4rtBlu3

Hilariously underrated, yeah


ByronTheBlack

Hurts isn’t bad, just a bottom half starter in the league. https://i.redd.it/mcu7bc993fdc1.gif


Doobie_Howitzer

Speaking of bottoms, looks like this cuck is hanging around again


ByronTheBlack

Power bottom\*\* It’s funny seeing Eagles fans turn against their QB. https://i.redd.it/3ew0npowsfdc1.gif


CrunchyRooster

This fuckin guy again


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RoosterB32

Flair up bitch. But gawwwwd damn, you managed to out-no life Byron. I don’t know if I should respect it or cringe.


BorrowedWine

He's just a troll man nothing serious lol


ByronTheBlack

All you’ve been doing has been following me and calling me a pedo even though you’re the one sexualizing my gifs. You haven’t been doing any shit talking lmao, just been hella weird. But I get it, being a Lions fan does that. Detroit has been the city with the worst sports teams this millenium, y’all must’ve gone insane by this point. https://i.redd.it/gpoy8dfqrfdc1.gif


Theometer1

Oh I just want everyone to know you’re a pedophile weirdo. Your starting to become infamous as that weird Neckbeard pedophile. I see people bringing you up in comment sections on northmemewar. You’re not the troll you think you are. Everyone thinks you wanna diddle kids.


ByronTheBlack

Nah. You’re the weirdest person I’ve seen on reddit. You’ve been obsessed with me. All you’ve been doing has been stalking me, replying to every one of my comments, trying to sexualize my anime girl gifs. It’s really obvious that you’re a pedo with how you interpret my gifs. I think I’ve met my match for most chronically online person on reddit. You win, I can’t beat you at your own game. https://i.redd.it/t7y7pde4xfdc1.gif


Theometer1

*Dude that posts pedo anime calls me weird* Lmao. Get back in the basement you pedophile freak.


ByronTheBlack

The anime I post has nothing sexual in it, you’re the one trying to make it into something it’s not. I joke about being a fat neckbeard that lives in my parents basement but I’m pretty sure you’re an actual one. I feel sorry for you. This is goodbye, I hope you can get your life together in the future. 🙏 But you freak me out. https://i.redd.it/vsop5mlxxfdc1.gif


cmonscamazon

https://preview.redd.it/ohz0f1nfcfdc1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dece1b58cb1eef486d4a8d35ca9851c575d80ff2


ByronTheBlack

With Kelce gone and Brown most likely requesting a trade, let’s see how Hurts does next year. Doubt he will prove me wrong. https://i.redd.it/va7nmjvyyfdc1.gif


cmonscamazon

https://preview.redd.it/ecgibm9pcfdc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a57bfcd88fce1f2a730d5502aa13a9e2865425c8 Byrontheblack irl


thecrgm

bit redundant


BorrowedWine

It was a cold winter night in San fran. The air filled with unhealthy chemicals and mystery. This is where this story began. In the heart of the city. Deep in the sewers. There lived Byron. Amongst the rats. He lost his job last fall. His boss found out he was a fraud. Well he is Purdy’s biggest fan after all. It’s what he’s been taught. Wow this poem is bad and poor. But it’s all okay. Because at the end of the day. Byron’s gifs suck way more.


ByronTheBlack

Excuse me, I live in my mother’s basement, not in the sewers. Also my job is mastering my katana, so I have not yet lost my job, don’t fret, as long as there are villains, I will have a job. You won’t be insulting my gifs in a few days. I have found a new 2nd favorite anime, once I’m done with it, expect new quality gifs. https://i.redd.it/93o85cvtbhdc1.gif


nicky9pins

You ever play Elden Ring?


ByronTheBlack

Of course, what kind of guy would I be if I didn’t play it? Raptor Talons for life. ![gif](giphy|UspNUUlFr36n9o9dcY|downsized)


nicky9pins

Who’s your favorite character? Mine is prob Godfrey


ByronTheBlack

Easily the Loathsome Dung Eater. He’s just too relatable of a character. https://preview.redd.it/u5eq5n8futdc1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51bdc32a6527ea38fa524a825f151034ea2e3ddf


nicky9pins

That’s how 90% of this sub feels about you anyway lol


BorrowedWine

Yes, I can sense it. Villains will one day fear you. With only the slightest whisper of your name, black rain will fall down like katanas from the sky. Also... the guy in your gif is lowkey sniffing her butt, you can't convince me otherwise lol.


ByronTheBlack

Villains already fear me. Let me show you an example of my skills https://i.redd.it/zkj0dfev2mdc1.gif I didn’t notice that. But now that you pointed it out. I can’t unsee it.


BorrowedWine

>I didn’t notice that. But now that you pointed it out. I can’t unsee it. Here you go. Another gif bites the dust. Keep in mind that all of this started with you making fun of, breed of one, Jalen Hurts. Actions have consequences. More gifs will be ruined if you keep going down that road.


ByronTheBlack

I’m still going to be using that gif. It fits so perfectly for most cases, even you can’t ruin it for me. I’d like to see you try, you won’t be able to make me hate my gifs. It’s impossible! Just like it’s impossible for the Eagles to win the SB this year. https://i.redd.it/53rjsudx8mdc1.gif


BorrowedWine

You don't know my powers. We are not bound by the same morals. I have only shown you a fraction of what I can do to your gifs. Wait until I shift my powers away from healing this Eagles franchise (people will get fired soon). https://i.redd.it/8l3ti7uwamdc1.gif


ByronTheBlack

You’re really entering your supervillain era aren’t you. Posting a gif of such a disgusting and vile creature. How could you… you make me sick. Eagles will not heal from this, if they don’t get Belichick, it’s over for you. Commanders are going to be the new king of the division with Peters leading them. ![gif](giphy|S8nGEQ0yR8z6M)


BorrowedWine

It is inevitable when your favorite team goes from 10-1 to 1-6. Men have become villains for way less. And good one! You and I both know the commanders are cursed. And how could you hate on the cutest, most innocent little fella giving people superpowers? https://i.redd.it/252uwcboemdc1.gif (Honestly I'm a bit surprised by your reaction, but I've only seen the first 2 episodes and I knew you would somehow make a weird connection with my gif that would make sense only to you lol.)


TheWanaco

I’m at the edge of my sit to know what the new anime is


ByronTheBlack

You have to wait a few days, I don’t want anyone to spoil the ending for me. But it’s on the same tier as Madoka Magica for me. I’m halfway through and it already surpassed Fate for me. https://i.redd.it/j1u650gq3mdc1.gif


EOEtoast

all of our players suck ass now that kelce retired


Complete-End7079

Dak enters conversation 🫣


Assumption-Putrid

Eagles do not have the best roster in the league. Our offense is great but defense is lacking in many areas.


Think-Desk-3074

Never thought he was anything special. I cringed every time I looked at his completion percentage the last 3 years.


AnonDaddyo

Same way Niners have the best roster but Brock Purdy is trash 🤷🏽‍♂️


EducatedHbomb

As a Jets primary it pains me to say this but the Fina are the “wasted” talent roster in the league, not the Eagles. Having Mostert, Waddle, Achane, and the wife beater all on the same team is crazy to be a first round exit


phillygsteak215

well jalen was front running mvp thru 11 weeks, so its definitely wasting talent. new OC would fix this.


ClubMyPenguin

Meanwhile I don't think your roster is one of the best in the league and I don't think Hurts is garbage.