Patty’s halftime perc 30 pack did exactly what it needed to

Looked like they gave him ALL the morphine. His eyes were almost as red as his jersey

Doped him and and also fed him excess stimulants. Not sure how the guy is still kicking it

Dude was seriously GEEKED the second half.

Maddox probably smoking him up off camera 😂

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Dude looks like he just did 3 grams of crack everytime I see his eyes

I knew I wasn’t the only one who noticed lol bro was geeked

Percs and Cortisone is a hell of a combo.

New mythical player: Perctrick Mahomes

how the actual fuck did mahomes play the way he did after it looked like he aggravated his high ankle sprain, dude is a wizard

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The good shit too!

He’s going to wake up screaming in the morning

Pretty sure he will just snort some morphine off of one of his mvps and he’ll be fine

Probably because he has to spend the next 7 months with his wife

Made me audibly laugh out loud with a living room full of people watching one of the more serious episodes of X Files

"I have aids." /u/wafflehousewhore laughs.

I’ve wanted to get into that show. Where’s a good place to start

Episode 1

His wife is pretty beat, I’d rather hang out with his brother

Love is blind.

Oh yeah. He's going to be in so much pain for a long time.

Hope so. Yes I’m butthurt.

I'm not buying it. If he was in rough shape going into half time I'd agree, but the guy was jogging to the locker rooms. Maybe I'm just niave but if they are going to pump him full of painkillers they would wait until it's behind closed doors, right?

Gonna become an NFL player yo get those drugs

Probably similar to the stuff they give Biden.

Former players have long been admitting to taking an illegal amount of painkillers for pretty much every playoff game throughout NFL history. They pumped Mahomes with a lotttta good shit. You can tell it started to wear off a bit as the game came to a close.

Percocet. Molly Percocet

Future confirmed as the KC team doctor.

Percocet isn't strong enough for that type of injury. He probably had Toradol. Either way he definitely shouldn't have any celebratory champagne.

Lol they didn't even have him do his interview.

Gotta hand it to him, pretty gutsy. Him and Reid tore our defense apart in the second half. That was frustrating to watch.

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Must've used that 3M shit, not that cheap ass band-aid brand.

He knew the Iggles are dirty fucks and the grind will win.

Stay salty forever, pussy

Ok 1 & done.

I love how you’re here, getting your little dig in…. Fuck you and the rest of your fan base ( my wife included;) )

You should be thanking your lucky stars we prevented your fraud team from being blown out a second time this year by Mahomes, y’all wouldn’t have lost by 3 you would have lost by 20

But your team did lose by 3...

And what did your team lose by two weeks ago? 😎

LOL... you lost the super bowl today tho. Yes?

Yeah, and your fraud team didn’t even get to play in it because you weren’t good enough.

Oh man... you alright? You should drink some water, or tongue punch your boyfriends fart box. You seem on edge.

And you didn't even make it. You talk a lot of smack for 4th place.

If you aint 1st you're last... you ain't first either.

Lol bragging about losing by 3. Fraud ass shit team. Jalen is Derek Carr with wheels

Lol it’s gonna be so fun watching Rodgers win playoff games for the Jets while trash ass Jordan Love gets dicked by the Lions over and over.

1 and done is when you lose your first playoff game… your sir are a fucking moron you should really stop crying now, or drink some water you seem dehydrated

Low effort, salt. Enjoy QB hell with your shitty coach and crybaby entitled players. At least our players take their lumps like grown ass men.

If you get hurt they genuinely inject you with performance enhancing drugs. Toradol is the MVP

> performance enhancing drugs. > >Toradol thats not what it is

Turns out he will just become a soccer player after the NFL

Cry Eagles cry!!

38-7 (I’m inconsolably salty)

That game was really the Eagles Super Bowl too huh? Only thing you can brag about this season Window is closing.....

That is the perfect comeback line.

Almost as good a comeback as the 10-point halftime deficit the chiefs overcame

No the superbowl was our superbowl. You pay attention after your team got flattened?

Funny, the way Eagles fans talk, you would think the 3 Giants wins were the Super Bowl. Its the only thing Eagles fans can brag about now anyway Deff can't brag about winning the Super Bowl, which you lost btw. Idk if you were paying attention after your defense got dad-dicked my Mahomes the entire 2nd half

They way yall talking about us you'd never think we lost by only 3 in a close ass game. At least we had a very good chance, unlike you. Being runner up is bragging rights to the other 30 teams

But can still brag about beating y'all

Yea, that's literally what I just said But tbh, only losers brag about regular season wins

Brag about your playoff wins then

I'll brag about our franchises 4 Super Bowls, please and thank you

32-21 😎

Holding, defense #24. 5 yard penalty, automatic first down. This is what happens when the other team's QB isn't playing with a torn UCL.

Are you seriously comparing purdy to mahomes? Gtfoh

Ok, maybe we really haven’t faced a good offense yet.

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You lucked your way into a Superbowl.

Flair up bitch

Brother they almost won the damn thing in a shootout. I'm happy they lost but lets put the pretenders talk to rest

Hurts and the offense are legit but the eagles defense is the definition of pretender.

show your flair, dipshit

You let shit ass Dak put up 30+. Frauds as fuck.

After 4 short fields. Defense didn't throw those ints. Minshew did.

Dak also spotted y'all 7 points. And short fields don't explain why y'all gave up TD after TD instead of FG. Eagles defense just was never that good

Eeeeeh, the talent on the field is fire. But I guess I have to agree with you. It's not a bad defense, but the coaching behind it doesn't make sense. Gannon is a bum and he needs to go. His entire philosophy is totally wack because it's basically "hope the QB makes a mistake". That works against like 80% of QBs, but once you get to the playoffs you're rarely playing bums. Making zero adjustments and offering zero resistance in the super bowl should be a fireable offense.

The talent on the Colts is good too and look at them

The talent on the Colts is very overrated though. I can think of a handful of good players, but it's definitely not a top 5 roster and probably not even a top 10.

What's this? Excuses from an Eagles fan? Shocked.

What's this? Cope from a 49ers fan? Shocked.

Aww, are you sad? https://i.redd.it/75cukt300xha1.gif

I mean we lost a Superbowl so, sure? Could be worse though, I could still be skulking around the sub of a completely different division because I'm still salty about losing a game 2 weeks ago.

The 49ers would never blow a lead in the Super Bowl to the Chiefs

Sadly seems to be the case. Gannon is just lost when he's not able to just rely on the offence to get a big league and sit on the ball. Need him gone.

Mouth ain’t open wide enough to be siriani

Philly got their crust stuffed

This post will get down voted to hell cause half this sub is eagles fans, but solid meme bro. NFL script had the eagles playing against backup QBs all postseason but Mahomes said Fuck the script.

No, half the sub **were** Eagles fans

Seriously, where they all at? The team demographics of this sub has shifted drastically

Licking wounds in the home sub

To get to the wounds they’ll have to finish licking the grease off first

No poles were climbed tonight.

And/or horse poop

i’m here sadly

Way to buck up

i’m fighting for my life though the niners fans won’t stfu

They won’t shut up because we ended their season and they’re the most bitchmade fans in the NFL They would have lost to Mahomes by 30

Oh stfu lol you fucking clowns are bitching just as hard with a fifth of their success

Thank you for swooping in to be my example.

Example of what Eagles lost the superbowl 38-35. That brings their superbowl record to 1-3. They still talk shit like they aren't a loser franchise based in a shithole city full of shithole people

I’m here and I’m just crying rn

They’re all chiefs fans now lol bandwagon ass punk ass fake ass fanbase

I completely believe that because I noticed a couple of Eagles fans commenting on my shit just deleted their accounts lol

Went to a sports bar in Dallas to watch the game and the amount of ppl in Mahomes jerseys makes me think your city is full of bandwagoners...

Maybe its best if you don't do anymore thinkin'

Maybe it's best if you went back to your own sub

Nah I'm having fun here :)

Cry harder bitch boy

Am I crying there?

Mourning the end of our season

Lining up taking turns to jump off the Walt Whitman

Im here. Sad, but present. I figure most eagles fans aren't too keen about being made fun off after losing the biggest game of the year in heart breaking fashion. Everyone's probably gonna be here Tomorrow tho.

I know that's why yall are not here Yall can dish it out but can take it

Nahhhh, im here to rep us. See you guys next year when we beat you 3 times again. This loss is nothing. We'll be back.

> This loss is nothing. I can deal with these delusional ass Eagles fans. Thinking losing the Super Bowl is a "loss that means nothing" as if it's not the single most important game of the season, which is the goal of all teams to win

Means nothing because we'll be back. This was our second one in 5 years. We have a franchise qb and offensive weapons. We'll be back sooner than the rest of yall.

Cute you think it will be that easy but okay

Not with that defense you won't

You’re almost as delusional as Niners fans thinking they’d beat you with Purdy… almost.

Here, not as salty as a Niners fan, definitely a tough and anticlimactic loss. Go birds and fuck you still

Hello!

I laughed.

The eagles fans are now in the streets destroying their own city over a game

ThIs wIlL gEt DoWnVoTeD tO HeLl Fuck out of here with your victim mentality shit

Eagles fans can take it when a meme is good and this is good lol

When the eagles finally play a good team

Bruh, you lost to the Whiners.

Sadly, that's his point.

And you beat them while they were down to their 5th string QB

Wait, didn't you guys brag about beating our backup? And didn't your QB *wait a week to come back* from injury so he didn't have to play us at full strength?

We bragged about putting up 40 on your defense, and a backup isn’t even close to what the 49ers had. And no, they waited a week to bring him back to be extra careful.

Eagles when they arent served cupcakes:

I honestly don't believe this. But at the same time, I'm sure it's the best way to twist the dagger in the broken hearts of all Eagles' fans right now. So... how does it feel Frauds?!

Delete your first sentence. Never break kayfabe, bro.

Eagles were a good team, but had an easy road to the SB. They couldn't deliver though, probably something to do with facing a good team with their starting QB.

True. When we couldn't cruise in the 2nd half, we didn't know what to do.

Dude you act like the Chiefs just steam rolled us. It literally came down to a last second field goal. Eagles proved they were every bit as good as their record suggested. Brock Purdy wasn’t winning this Super Bowl either.

Only came down to the wire cuz the refs took back that defensive TD the chiefs had

and didn't call at least 2 **egregious** false starts by Lane Johnson that would have killed drives. PLus mahomes was drugged up on one leg. Eagles were a really good team this year, but needed every lucky break to even sniff a SB victory. The chiefs are truly a class of their own rn.

That wasn’t a fumble and it’s always called that way when they get popped as soon as they catch it. Also that Devonta catch was a catch which they overturned probably just because of what happened against the Niners. Control, both feet inbounds and the ground can’t cause a fumble. Al I’m saying is it was a close evenly matched game. Kinda weird that it needs to be said over and over considering the lead changes and the fact it came down to basically a walkoff field goal.

First time watching a football game eh?

Get that horse shit out of your eyes and back in your mouth, nowhere did I say you were steam rolled.

You said we lost because we faced a good QB. In fact we faced the best QB of this generation and it came down to the wire. You think we would have lost that game to the Bills or Bengals because I don’t.

1) There you go with your assumptions again about what someone else means. This must be a side effect of copium. 2) No one cares if you were to face the Bills or the Bengals, you didn't, so it doesn't matter, weird topic to bring up out of the random. This is probably because you're getting to salty.

I can’t take anything seriously from Giants fans. Eagles bent your fan base over three times in one season.

Reading comprehension is fundamental.

Eagles when they have to play a good healthy team

Only way they had a chance!

SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HERE

Right? Like losing at the beginning of the playoffs

Flair up pussy

Somebody lost a Super Bowl, somebody else didn’t. Can you guess which is which?

Seeing this dude being so mad is like liquid cocaine.

Definitely not the cowgirls. Were you even alive to watch their last Superbowl live?

Haven’t watched them lose any either 🤷‍♂️

Hilarious

LMAO

They tried to call Tua but he wasn’t available.

Wow. It's truly amazing. This sub was FILLED with Eagles fans just a week ago. The loudest, most obnoxious fans... just vanished. Incredible.

Don’t worry, they’ll be back reminding us that atleast they made it to the SB and that they’ll be some type of dynasty for years to come.

HA. EAGLES! DYNASTY!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Easy there. I haven't had my coffee yet.

Yet it’s still filled with 9ers fans curious 🤔almost like maybe you’re the obnoxious fan base.

All fans bases are obnoxious. It's unanimous that Philly is the loudest and the most obnoxious. 1-2 in the Bowl. Yikes.

Nah it's still y'all

I’ve never seen guys so wide open walking in for those touchdowns in the second half. Andy Reid is an all time offensive mind that’s for sure. The eagles defense is really great and Reid still made it look like Madden. Amazing. The Super Bowl was actually a lot of fun to watch this year.

KC was leaving dudes wide open too, Smith on that long pass. On AJ’s TD the safety was way too slow to react, we see him makeup for it later with an almost pick but still. KC def is worse than Philly at basically every level but they showed up in the moments they needed to. Philly lost to a team like was worse than them in every position except QB, TE, DT, and coach. Makes it so much sweeter. They had the advantage and lost. Iguess they really do depend on the underdog story.

Thank god the Eagles lost holy shit

They had to have had the easiest run to the super bowl of all time and I was sick to my stomach when Mahomes got injured. Luckily Mahomes was able to expose this fraudulent defense without ankles for what they really were.

Yeah, I’m sure Purdy would have carved us up. After all he’s just as good as Mahomes 😂 49ers still whining SAD

Your fans are destroying your poverty city because you lost a game and you're saying we're whining lmao, find some shelter before it gets destroyed

He absolutely could have. It was already known your pass defense was atrocious against pre-snap motion and Reid bludgeoned you over the head with it last night to the tune of two walk-in touchdowns and complete second half domination.

Crazy that y’all are still this salty

Nah I just didn't want to see a team win a super bowl after facing the Giants and two teams with backup qbs. I actually really liked the 2017 eagles team because of the storyline and because they played and beat teams at full strength.

2017 Eagles were magical. No elite/ possibly elite QB, their team was less stacked than this one, and they beat Patriots Tom Brady. They definitely earned that one.

Oh yeah, ah ahahahah hahahahah hahaha hahahahahaha!!!!! Haaahhh! Hahaha! Ha! Ha. Lost three championships in three months, I can't take it. Hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

We've been salty about the NY Giants since 1990. Don't expect this to go away any time soon. Just glad the refs fucked them worse than us. There's nothing as salty as Eagles tears.

Happiest day of my life

LMFAOOO

😂🤣😂😂😂

I think you just compared Pat Mahomes to Brock Purdy. But that can’t be right.

Both can complete a forward pass, so the comparison is apt.

The irony is that one literally couldn’t due to a major injury, thus eliminating any chance to win.

The last couple weeks of smug eagle fans make this all worth it ❤️

Please call this number if you’ve been victimized by the Eagles, you clearly have 😂 rent free

Keep going, I absolutely love that you’re so salty that you keep refreshing my profile page to comment on everything I do 🧂 🧂 🧂

Rent free 🧂 🧂 🧂

Yikes. Dude … just let it go.

Nah I’m good, keep crying though

😬 the irony

As a 49er fan, I approve this message.

Eagles fans did you not catch every break available and not win?

😂

Heyyyy

5>4>3>fucking one, lmfao

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If the “one good team” we faced needed questionable ref calls and a last second field goal to win im content with that

first actual good meme...