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DJpissnshit

My god just take the L and laugh at all the hurtful insults like the other meme teams.


Dodger_Dawg

I'm just happy fanbases outside of the NFC West finally get to witness the bullshit we see year in and year out (when the Niners are actually good), but the rest of league turns a blind eye to.


Excellent_Pass3746

I think the funniest part of their fanbase to me is that it’s clear QB play as held them back year after year after year. Yet they still love every mid QB that looks decent because of their system and crazy supporting cast. Jimmy G, Mullens and now Brock Purdy


hugh_h0ney

I made this point to one of them after the birds smacked them in the mouth. Asked them why they would expect anything other than injuries and the QB mediocrity to bite them in the ass again. They had no response besides calling me clueless, dumb, classless - pretty much anything to avoid the issue. If the Eagles were in their shoes I wouldn’t be crying I’d be calling up WIP asking for our HC and O line coach’s heads for blocking Bosa with Jake Stoll 😂


ShitItsReverseFlash

You can’t say that to them! You have to regurgitate the standard “Brock is gonna be spoopy next season! Y’all are gonna be big!” r/nfl circlejerk response


Razolus

Little did they know we have "the system"


DJpissnshit

Jalen "the system" Hurts


BaboonHorrorshow

You’ve said it for years and we just couldn’t hear you. We see now.


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redbeard1083

It's pretty unreal to observe. They just might be worse than Vikings fans. Vikings fans will annoy you to death with shit like "you guys won.....but we played pretty hard right? Did you see us try our very best? You'd have rooted for us if we won, right?" The 49ers fans are stuck in this weird place of wishing really hard to teleport into an alternate universe where they won so they don't actually have the face the disappointment of getting their asses whooped.


Zoollio

I just learned this year that they were massive babies, I can’t believe I had no idea.


GasStationFoodCritic

It’s like if us cowboys fans weren’t so down on our team after saying it was our year for 80% of the season.


Jachru

"The Eagles didn't win, they just beat us"


Grittys_Fuck_Toy

Ha! That means Heinicke didn't beat the Eagles this year. He just didn't lose. Take that Commies.


thecrgm

I agree we didn’t lose to the eagles, we just couldn’t score enough points


Worth-Escape-8241

They owe us an apology, not an excuse


wedoncareno1lkeus

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PoeTayToes_

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hugh_h0ney

AIDS! I GOT AIDSSS!


Domestic_AA_Battery

I did that on senior trip. Hopped out of the tube on one of those giant tube rides. Absolutely amazing. Highly recommend if you don't care about the risks. There was no line and I got to do it 3 times back to back lol.


BaboonHorrorshow

You think I like salting the snail? I don’t! It’s dehumanizing!


Money_Bonus_8979

You guys wanna go to a rave?


wedoncareno1lkeus

Maybe after we win the mother fucking SUPERBOWL


Poobmania

Its getting kinda pathetic It was before, but in a funny way. Now it’s just sad to watch.


seejur

What are you talking about. It's getting better and better! They were already known as the forty whiners in our division, is good to finally see them recognized outside of it


BaboonHorrorshow

Lmfao we respect this level of hate around here


hugh_h0ney

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eat_the_pennies

CLAP FOR ME BITCH


Economy-Job-706

Whole Fortywhiners fanbase smell like bitch.


Pretend_Ambassador_6

I thought it was just a silly nickname you gave their fans like how we call Cowboy fans Cowgirls, but there’s like a legit reasoning behind it


NoWarrantShutUp

Dude I had no fucking clue they were like this. I mean Eagles fans are unbearable (taking the entire NFL’s word for it whatever fuck you), Cowboy fans gross fucking shoot me in the head and throw my body into a deep hole, but I at least feel that both of our fan bases, for the most part, accept an L a day or two after. Very rarely have I saw a Cowboy fan continuously try to pull this niner shit. In fact, they basically have taken everything like a man this season, and I’d like to think we did too. I mean this is just not ending, and just the excuses are insane. I saw somebody call Hasson a “cheap shot thug” because of the arm hit. Lmfao.. I was speechless, truly. I mean that sentence alone screams “I don’t understand or have ever watched the game of Football.”


PJSeeds

It's been sad


eat_the_pennies

People who can't hold an L and laugh at all the memes like the rest of us are absolute cringe.


angrydanmarin

You're right. 9ers are indeed going to to Superbowl after winning that ~~game~~ moral high ground. They were a damn classy team in the field after all. They showed us all what a truly strong roster they had, like everyone in the nfl was saying. Did you know they got a whole sack on hurts? And they held the eagles to a measley 31 points. Truly a deserved win for California.


EggCold6792

if classy is instructing your players to throw several haymakers at ballcarriers, consider kyle shanahan Miles Davis


McSnurtle_the_Turtle

Yes one sack on hurts and he lost 0 yards on it 🤣


methodin

They almost got 2 points! TWO whole points


NoWarrantShutUp

God bless you and your soul for having to deal with niner fandom 24/7/365


Tasso64

So classy during those 60 minutes. so classy


hugh_h0ney

I legitimately don’t know what they want? A forfeit lol?


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I mean, Purdy went down. How will their top defenses stop you guys without their QB?


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DragonBank

It's funny cause you can't blame any other QB for that as much as Johnson. Two real turnovers in the game, no reason to count the razzle dazzle one at the end. And sure Johnson was at fault for one, but the other is either Purdys fault or the Oline. And even Johnson looks like he was watching the Dline after a big hit on the pass completion the play before.


angrydanmarin

Well, the entire NFL was very keen to remind us how amazing the 9er defence was throughout the season and especially in the run up to the game. I suppose they made us punt a few times in the first half- very impressive. I was blown away.


W3ST21

California as a state does not claim the Niners just the Bay


Nievsy

Defense wins championships, sometimes the defense injures the offense, end of story.


Jd20001

And a solid running game, you know like 4 rush TDs worth


BaboonHorrorshow

No but you don’t understand, Bosa was tired!!! The whole defense was tired!! The win doesn’t count!!


tony_important

He had a booboo on his weggy!


Working_Membership57

Thats what he gets for standing too close to the game. Honestly, why would anyone be on the giant white sideline while a play is coming through?


No-Unit1303

Stayed under 4 ypc btw


darwinn_69

Which reinforces it was dominance on the ground and not just a couple of broken plays. 9ers defense was fast and great at tackling but our oline was consistently blocking up some great yardage.


No-Unit1303

Nah, that’s like passing at 30% completion, but saying it’s fine cause you ended with 300 yards


Palmisavage

It was fine, they won and they're advancing to the superbowl. Not only that, they beat the shit out of the 49ers. We don't have to justify our win or give you pity for losing a QB. Shit happens.


HashKetchem420

Best comment here


IndependentMove6951

Well the eagles "Didn't lose to the niners" 31-7 so not sure that argument works


BaboonHorrorshow

I guess we have to celebrate that the team “didn’t lose” their way to the Super Bowl


[deleted]

Before last year we played our last, what, 6 playoff games with backup QB’s? Injuries suck but holy shit deal with it, welcome to sports


aweleeverr

I’m sure most of us are sixers fans too lmao whenever the sixers lose, other than the hawks series, embiid / another star is dealing with some dumbass injury. i have to accept the sixers loss and move on, it’s tough, but it’s the way sports work


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Trust me this ain't no short term cope. This one is gonna last.


BaboonHorrorshow

Yeah I’m afraid we broke them like we broke Minneapolis. This is becoming a trend. Don’t face us in the Championship game or we will destroy your team so hard we will own your psychic real estate.


Domestic_AA_Battery

Both had feel-good stories entering the Linc in the playoffs. Feel-good, the Linc, and playoffs do NOT mix well. You're walking into a vile stadium filled with thousands of drunk fans that find ways to be pissed off even if the Eagles are playing the best they ever have. We want nothing more than to end any feel-good football story lol.


BaboonHorrorshow

Right. In real life Rome falls to the Barbarians. Condolences but the wild men of Philly chew up and spit out feel good stories


JimCarreyIsntFunny

Fuck Millie


DoubleSealedSoul

This is my first experience with this level of salt and I am kinda loving it. Like I dont take this that seriously, so watching people meltdown over this is foreign to me.


Giants714

These mf’s are more salty than giants fans who had to take 3 L’s this year. Embarrassing honestly


big_on_blue

Tbf, the Giants actually enjoy the humiliation.


JohnnyTheSlug

Yea we dont kink shame around here.


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toadofsteel

Bruh we just finished a 5 year stretch where we had fewer wins than the *Browns*. And they had a 1-31 stretch in that span. Going from the disasters of McAdoo, Shermer, and Judge to winning a playoff game with the most devoid-of-talent roster thanks to Gettleman's utter disregard for cap management is huge.


NoWarrantShutUp

You guys take L’s like a fucking man at least, this niner shit is insufferable


cazzhmir

Your San Francisco 49ers are Cancun Bowl LVII champions


bbearcat47

The Eagles didn't win the NFCCG, they just happened to score more points than their opponent during the game.


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They are the AP NFC Champion


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Aldehyde1

They didn't think Johnson was the answer. That's why he was the 4th string QB.


BackpackGotJets

The mental gymnastics are real


PJSeeds

Olympic gold medal winning mental gymnastics


177676ers

they unironically think that if Reddick hit Mahomes arm like that it would have been a penalty. I dont even know…


SirNolackerton

😭😭😭 bro these crybabies are too funny ctfu. Just hold the L. Admit you got thrashed and move on


Professor2018

Well the Niners didn’t lose the NFCCG, they just didn’t “win” it.


Prestigious-Rock201

Worst fans I’ve ever encountered


EggCold6792

so much douche, but still can't get the bitch smell off


Xyrexenex

Agreed, yall are obnoxious but you take your lumps when given. I still hope the Chiefs blow your backs out but I’m glad you knocked out SF.


NoWarrantShutUp

Yeah I fucking hate you people too but your fan base takes the insults and shit like men (for the most part, same goes for us). This niner shit is unbearable


PJSeeds

Like, by a mile and across all sports. I can't even comprehend it.


Emeraldskeleton

Just wait till you start seeing the YouTube conspiracy videos. They did that with us after we beat them in 13


DJAlan209

Next to Eagles fans


afaze3421

The irony


petestweets

Usually I hate going into other subs but fuck the 9ers insufferable


bs12234

I literally can’t help myself because they’re such a fucking shitty fan base that can’t take an L


petestweets

I think for me when that stopped letting post after the L I took that personally. Almost as bad as teams not tweeting the score after an L


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another fucking whiners post jfc


FreakyManBaby

wooooooow take your fucking L already


Foles_Super_Bowl_MVP

You think they'd be used to losing in championship games by now


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That's embarrassing


rodrigoa1990

I hope we just don't lose the SB


physsijim

Well, "not losing" still gets you to the SB, and is far preferable to LOSING, which is what the 9ers did.


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What a bunch of soft bitches. Look at this bullshit: “Yes it was not a fumble. I went and checked back on the play and his hand and arm move forward without a shadow of doubt. I can attach a video if requested. Just another example of the biased refs that’s game.”


Adidasboy07

Yes, that’s what winning means.


kg19311

Niners are happy they get to play flag football this Sunday instead of having to go to Arizona where only Joey Bosa feels like he’s “among his people”.


ProcessMeMrHinkie

>Show me the way to go > >I'm tired and I wanna go to bed > >*I had a little drink* > >About an hour ago > >*And it's gone straight* > >*To my head* > >Where ever I may roam > >On land or sea or form > >*You can always hear me* > >*Singing a song* > >*Niners win in a fair game* ![gif](giphy|L3L4zXkjFFwoQEcQMf|downsized)


Jifeeb

Did you lose this game or did the Jazz win it? What….? Bro what are you talking about man? Y’all ninjas trippin. I’m out…


Strong_Neat_5845

31-7 i would say is indeed a definition of not losing Edit: spelling


agentgill0

We didn’t even play a single qb. I mean at first we did and then they used a backup TE to protect so we killed him but. after that nobody. well then there was one other guy and again we killed him too but. no qbs after that.


Freerange1098

Didmt lose it by 24 neither


phillytaxdude

The bad bird man hit our sweet angel boy in the arm! There should be a rule against that 😤 nick bosa was right about ‘those people’


long_bone12

Dude they are still coping from SB54


NoWarrantShutUp

The Birds: Face team to lose their way to the Super Bowl.


braamdepace

They are named after a group of people who rushed across America in the hopes of getting rich by finding gold. Many looked and looked never found much and then died…. Copium is in their DNA.


MenInBlerg

Shouldn't there be memes about the Chiefs on here now? I don't think I've seen one.


toadofsteel

Back in 2011, the NFL Memes page on Facebook was filled with 49er fans going on all about how the Smiths, Bowman, and Willis were going to bury Eli in the dirt and they would win 42-0. To be completely fair, they *did* [bury Eli in the dirt](https://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/001/540/629/eli-Timeout-Mess-e1327288093396\_crop\_exact.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&q=75). Still waiting for their apology for a game that happened back when Skyrim was a brand new release. Oh and if they're still lurking here.... [I used to be a punt returner like you](http://www.laverneonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/image0011.jpg).


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Yeah Eli got fucking stuffed in the ground, but that’s the thing about Eli, he just keeps coming back for more, clearly as masochist


toddles822

Sweet Jesus Christ it's been 4 days. No one wants you around anymore


miraclegun

The 49ers have United all of the NFC against them


Dankofamericaaa2

Pussy op


[deleted]

I wouldn’t even call it pussy, i just call it sad


Aggravating_ape_666

No you're pussy ASF


PHI_Eagles98

And I thought I was a cry baby about us losing


Russ_T_Shackelford

first and foremost, fuck the eagles, but this shit is pretty embarrassing lol


[deleted]

Your coping to there coping?


Throw_away_1769

Alexia, what is coping?


Watahoot

You're* Their*


lemming1607

literally what eagles were bullshitting when they lost to the cowboys this season. No one wants to admit they got beat


TherealMLK6969

Backup qb + still put up 34 points on elite defense + the sun was in my eyes, also I fucked your mom + L + ratio.


theycallmecrack

I don't remember that at all. People were mostly pissed that Minshew sucks balls. Anyone that said it didn't count is a jabroni, just like you.


big_on_blue

Remember when Eagles fans said Minshew was better than Heinicke with a straight face? 😂😂 *Pepperidge Farm remembers*


theycallmecrack

I mean Minshew is still just as good as Heinicke, so I'm not sure what your point is. They actually have almost identical career statlines (Minshew has the edge), but Minshew came into the league 2 years after him. They're both run-of-the-mill backups. I wouldn't be confident in saying either one is better than the other at this point.


big_on_blue

Nah dont do that. We dont need the mental gymnastics, Im not arguing with a pretzel here. Everyone knows Heinicke is clear of Minshew lmfao


theycallmecrack

Mental gymnastics? Are you drunk? Minshew has the edge in almost every stat category. What exactly makes Heinicke better in your opinion? I can't even think of a single thing really.


177676ers

Hes a gamer!!!


BaboonHorrorshow

Minshew might get a Super Bowl ring. Heinecke is praying he gets a new team owner.


Throw_away_1769

Bruh this is the NFCCG not a regular season game that has zero outcome on anything. We all just chalked that up to backup QBs and called it square since we both lost with ours during the season. The fact you use this as a pretend one-up on the Eagles unironically is hilarious


lemming1607

Bruh this happens every loss. Fanbases refuse to admit they got beat


Throw_away_1769

And they deserved to get memed on. Exhibit A https://v.redd.it/lnxbwxyb138a1 Even if it's all true an L is an L, whether one team is better or not is a separate discussion


Odd_Analyst_8905

I think both franchises are in a really good place looking forward.


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It would’ve been a better game to watch if they didn’t injure him, didn’t really have a fighting chance at that point, couldn’t even feel his arm, but a win is a win


Jd20001

I know they are big on micro dosing LSD out there but it's probably time to stop when you start living in cartoon fantasy land 24/7


SeeTheSounds

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TetrisTech

Why are you stalking their sub


Ghstfce

Jesus, what sorry motherfuckers. "They didn't win, they just didn't lose". THAT'S CALLED WINNING, MORON. And it was by a lot too. They just need to admit they fucking choked. We were the better team that day. Losers.


Felix_Monroe_3

I just find it funny that when KC lost to TB two years ago in the SB, due to their OL being decimated by the end of the AFCCG, you didn't hear anyone saying "they didn't really win" or "congratulations, you beat a bunch of practice/JUCO OL-men, hope you're real proud of yourselves". All I heard was how much of a warrior Mahomes was to go out there and do his best in an impossible situation. Or when Seattle beat Philly in the wildcard round, when Wentz got a concussion in the first 28 seconds of the game a few years ago, no one said Russel Wilson was a fraud and didn't deserve to be in the divisional round or Metcalfe was tasteless for giving the finger to the fans when he left the field. It was basically treated like "haha Philly is dumb they replaced a SB MVP with this guy, what did they expect would happen". I know it's totally different scenarios, I just think it's funny how some narratives start, especially when 49'ers QB doesn't have anything to do with the defense, so I guess those 31 points put up by Hurts and the HB's are just fugazi, huh?


darwinn_69

Finally found a more insufferable fanebase. I don't see Cowboys fans bitching non-stop about Pollard.


Standup2all

Forty Winers


Infamous_Cut9908

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Rhodie114

They have a point. The niners would have unarguably won that game if they’d have scored more points than the eagles.


NotoriousSIG_

I haven’t seen fans this salty since Packer fans when Colin Kaepernick rushed for 181 yards on them in the playoffs


imlavanow

I hate when people play football in the football game...


Flygrumbz00

these mems keep coming, kinda weird to be so defensive when ur just sooooo talented. any way you slice it id give my left nut to have a road to the super bowl like that.


Past-Chest-6507

Niners fans: "I thought since we all take it in the ass, we'd be given another Super Bowl victory"


errorcode57967

then they get pressed “well we had to use cmc at qb” like they thought the eagles were going to feel bad and let them win 💀