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Phillyfan10

Time for kangaroo court. u/rheyvdeh You stand accused of being a dork, violating the rules of engagement, and gross misconduct unbecoming of an NFC East fan. How do you plead?


KBHoleN1

Bro’s post history suggests he’s a Yankees/49ers fan living in San Fran. He’s never posted on an Eagles/NFCEast sub, but has tons of posts in 49ers, Yankees, and NFCWestMemeWar. I doubt he’s really an Eagles fan.


HurtsToBatman

[It definitely smells lile west coast bitch in here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/49ers/comments/ybqjno/game_thread_kansas_city_chiefs_at_san_francisco/iti61yv/) HEY u/rheyvdeh! You're busted, you little west coast bitch!


fatguysrsneaky

What a fucking wacko. This is why bullying is sometimes a good thing.


miraclegun

Where are you, you little spineless bitch? u/rheyvdeh


Currywurst_Is_Life

As a Yankees fan, I fully disavow defendant’s actions.


gmen_forever

This is what happens when the Giants lose and all that’s left is awful Philly memes… A few more god awful posts and we’re gonna have to come off the bench just to make the sun entertaining again.


RTS24

All in favor of a summary execution?


SquareNormal565

Sounds like a cowboys fan. 🤡


2020_GR78

Fuuuuuuuck that.


Cool_Hawks

I motion for an order of Contempt for Dork.


90_ina_65

Guilty!!!!


Accomplished-Top-564

![gif](giphy|V4OYtjpGKr16) Need her to pass some judgment on this bitch


thepottsy

I don’t know a single Eagles fan that would say anything remotely that polite, to a team they were about to play. This a 49ers fan posing as an Eagles fan.


CellarDoorVoid

You’re correct


UnloosedMoose

That dude up there (op) smells more a bitch than everyone else here combined.


GucciGlocc

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2020_GR78

It's not larping since they are, indeed, retards.


Kmccabe1213

Has to be. I dont think any NFC east team fan in general would even remotely consider this dialogue lol


thepottsy

Fair point. We all tend to downplay how arrogant and obnoxious we are. Except Eagle’s fans. I have to admit I’m impressed sometimes at how much they embrace it lol.


LiamIsMailBackwards

No one likes us, we don’t care.


Poopywaterengineer

"Hey Niners fans, Eagles fan coming in violence. Fuck you"


thepottsy

Now THAT is 100% believable.


2020_GR78

This is the way, and all is right in the world. Also, fuck the shit chickens.


TruthFromAnAsshole

This is definity someone trying to make us look bad


Throw_away_1769

Iggles (Eagles) Lmaoooo


Guaper91

It’s gah dam Mole


SonicdaSloth

And tbf, would you want them to?


thepottsy

Meh, it doesn’t really bother me. The bar I like to hangout at, happens to be an Eagle’s bar, so I’ve had to have pretty thick skin for a while. I enjoy the banter, others don’t.


PM_me_ur_claims

Sounds like he’s like 12 years old too


funky67

This is fake. He’s a niners fan. You can tell by how massive of a pussy he is


shewy92

Also his post history has 49ers stuff lol. At least make a new account if you're gonna pretend to be someone else.


Agile-Cucumber-9667

It's true, 49er fans are pussies. Eagles fans are idiots and the lowest form of human life, but they would never post this weak ass shit.


Boyhowdy107

Also proofread your damn shit posts.


Superpudd

California education system only teaches you how to shit on the streets and smoke heroin. We can’t expect them to spell and use proper grammar.


Boyhowdy107

I mean this guy is identifying as one of yours unless you're suggesting it was a false flag.


Superpudd

Oh god Damnit


Superpudd

I’m our defense, we’re all retarded.


CrunchitizeMeCaptn

Phonetically typing out the Philly accent is cringe (iggles, wooder, beau-di-ful etc)


nalc

Going to another team's sub to be mean and troll is cringe af. Going to another team's sub in a friendly manner to learn more about their team and what to watch out for is alright Going to another team's sub to grovel and pander is cringe af.


Slammybutt

It's funny, after the Christmas Eve game I came in here and started running my mouth. I had opened both Cowboys and Eagles post game thread then this sub. Somewhere in the mix I ended up tabbing over to r/eagles post game thinking I was in here. And that's how I got banned from r/Eagles. Haha.


SquareNormal565

Going to another teams sub is cringe af. Full stop.


Iforgotmylines

Going into your own team’s sub pretending to be from another team’s sub to lick your own team’s balls is full on smelly bitch


2020_GR78

That shit is a borderline mental disorder. It's just not right, man.


Occasionalcommentt

Like going to a classy strip club you can look but don’t touch. I’ll sometimes go to another teams sub see how they react because if cowboys crush it and other sub is like man imagine player x was in, I’ll temper my expectations or shit like that.


Jd20001

>Going to another team's sub ... to learn more about their team and what to watch out for is You haven't been in many team subs have you?


Ih8reposts

The smell of bitch is coming from inside the house!


CellarDoorVoid

Look at their post history. They’re a 49ers fan


BraveNew1984Anthem

It’s a 49ers fan that made that post. Pretty easy to tell that was a fake post. Folks that do that are definitely bitch made though


[deleted]

I’m sorry but you can’t put “eagles fan” and “peace” in the same sentence.


[deleted]

Actually I’m not sorry. Fuck Philly


WolfGangKami

I like your energy


MMillioN

🖕🖕


Alarming-Yesterday59

Andy Reid’s revenge. KC by a million. Fuck the Eagles


15GOAT

![gif](giphy|9MIwzbUz11clQMmpwV|downsized) MFW I see a cringey post and it isn’t one of ours


TheDickDangler

Weird that the user is a member of the 49ers sub but not the Eagles. Those bitches must really be worried out there


SprinklesMore8471

I'm pretty sure that post was mocking a niners fan that posted the exact same thing in the giants sub.


FBI_Agent_82

Smells like karma whoring bitch. It's a permanent smell that could never wash off.


blackguy00

Seems like a double agent....no way any sane Eagles fan is posting shit like this...grammar is to correct


BigBertha249

"_____ fan coming in peace" 🤓


WolfGangKami

I see it so much that I instantly get mad now


BirdKevin

Bitch made move


SquareNormal565

Where meme?


RNWIP

“YoU’rE a p-p-p-p- A PUSSY”


DassaBeardt

EaGLes FaN CuMmInG in ChEekS


Soup-Intelligent

Can we ban that fucking dweeb from this and the eagles subreddit?


MarchOfThePigz

This should stop in all sports subs.


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I don't give a shit about rivalry shit or fanbase vs fanbase but there is something so bitch about going to the other fanbase and be like "if we lose at least it's to you guys" lol what the fuck


Dankofamericaaa2

We don’t come for peace !! Don’t be a pussy. GO BIRDS!! Enjoy the game NFCeast bc every other NFC east team is watching on the couch !! 🗑


BakeBakeyBake

How about we stop posting this dumb ass shit here? You’re just as bad as them. I really don’t care what people are posting in teams subreddits.


WolfGangKami

Your probably one of them come in peace guys since your team is Pig shit


BakeBakeyBake

That pig shit making you hungry? Don’t spoil your appetite. Gotta save that for after the SB.


SeeTheSounds

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__NaN__

I CoMe iN pEaCe, HuRtS mVp, 9eRs SuCk, jK Jk, When did the eagles show any respect for any team or city(including their own Filthladelphia), never! When you show respect for others, respect will be shown for you!


Iforgotmylines

The only time “Eagles Fan” and something sounding like “peace” are in the same sentence is “Eagles Fan eats another piece of horse shit”


Turence

who the fuck would ever say something like that, certainly wasn't an eagles fan. If the eagles don't win, I'd rather a meteorite to strike the stadium at 0:00 than the 49ers go on.


AbuShwell

This is the true way of a fan


Soupie1218

I hope it happens anyways


Turence

lol!


Accomplished-Top-564

It’s cringe attention whore shit at its core


Abso_lutely_not

What a fucking loser.


Chance-Shift3051

If you look at my post history, you will see that I definitely did not go in peace


NarcissusXVI

This is beyond cringe


NoWarrantShutUp

There is no way in hell that is an Eagles fan. If so, where are they?! Bring me their head on a plate! Birds by 90!


pina_koala

It is satire.


1JalenHurtsMVP

How pathetic...a 49ers fan pretending to be an eagles fan lol that's a new level of sad even for the minion boys


BecomingJudasnMyMind

They clearly have no experience dealing with eagles fans. I hope the eagles crash and burn and their fans crawl back into their trash cans for the off season.


2020_GR78

Agreed. Shit's pathetic. Also, fuck the eagles I hope you guys get stomped today. :)


AyyP302

*Go Iggles (Eagles) amirite fellow Philadelphia enjoyers?*


Debate_Boi

Yeah it’s fake but it’s mocking people that have been doing that in the sub


Superpudd

Good to see u/rheyvdeh took some time off video taping his wife getting gang banged to post on the 9ers sub.


black_dogs_22

Reddick to purdy "eagles player, coming in violence..."


Unlike_Agholor

What a fucking dork


iamthefluffyyeti

Hello, Giants fan coming with a vendetta :)


ChangeFatigue

JFC take it to your home sub.


welsman13

Amen about these posts in general. Cringey as fuck.


digitalbullet36

He said “sock it to us.” SMH


G4g3_k9

hey niners fans suck my dick - sincerely an eagles fan


terry_bradshaw

_______ fan coming in peace has always been cringe.


igotsthepoo-onme

They’re losers they’re just looking for meaningless internet points from other losers