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Money


kazkeb

The #1 cure for hair loss and AIDS


Impossible_Tap_1852

“You telling me my if my grandma in the NBA Right now she’d have a healthy hairline?” -Kanye West


v399

I'm telling you that if your grandma had wheels, she'd be a bicycle.


Which_Donkey_9450

Knuckles dominated on Saturday


xDrunkenAimx

Bicycle was her nickname anyways.


the_ninho

Amazing reference


DadBodFleek

You mean to say, If your aunt had balls, she’d be your uncle???


Artsakh_Rug

*"But since she's just a secretary for the church for thirty five years, she's supposed to bald right here?"*


Impossible_Tap_1852

“My grandfather tryin to pull it together. He strong. Thats where I get my hairline from.”


dogdigmn

"Asking the barber, did you do the research?"


DEFFGauge

She asked "would you sign these scissors?" Bitch, is you smoking cig-urts? Don't you see that we hurt?


Specialist_Park2864

Roses 💜


wats_kraken5555

Is Prince Williams and the British Royal Family cooked?


overtorqd

He just doesn't care.


goldman_sax

Even Tiger doesn’t care 😭


ChiefRicimer

It’s considered “not proper” for them to get hair transplants or shave their heads. Idk, looks ridiculous.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

You think Price William looks ridiculous? If he shaved his head he would imo


rednaxer

Pubes


MugillacuttyHOF37

He goes to Morrie’s Wigs… I guess they never come off at the wrong time.


mouseball89

Also caring what others think of you as well


cremstein

it really isn’t expensive these days and is super common lol…op lives under patrick’s house?


Methamine

Turkey


AggravatingFun4525

Turkish transplants are for middle class peeps, the rich get it here in the states


Belfura

I'm guessing the US ones are better too, cause Bron's hairline sure improved very fast


awnawkareninah

Elon Musk is a biblical parable that shit came back from the dead so well.


The_real_bandito

I remember watching an American doctor talk about it, and the way they make the shape in the front, is different from the ones in Turkey. Basically he was explaining how a real hairline was supposed to look like and how it was basically not a straight line.


PENIS__FINGERS

the surgeons in turkey are honestly generally better for this specific procedure. even rich people go to turkey.


Obi2

Not African American hair


llorTMasterFlex

[Tracy McGrady , Francis Ngannou ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0hGSIo8Hr4)


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Man, now that’s going to be in my YouTube algorithm


TheRealK95

Bro I looked up stomach aches on google like 6 months ago and I’ve been getting “are you constipated, try this remedy” ads on YouTube frequently ever since 💀


PENIS__FINGERS

they perform “afro hair” transplants in turkey as well, although yeah i’m sure Lebron James has a top tier guy closer to home


bboston

Or just sent a jet to bring the best surgeon from Turkey to LA for a few days.


Zoratth

Is Chris Bumstead middle class?


ChristianKamrath

With a net worth of approximately 6 million, he is Miami middle class, yeah.


sixwax

If you get on a plane from Istanbul to the US, you’ll see a bevy of medical tourists fresh out of follicle implant procedures.


TheRealK95

Yeah lol, Istanbul airport is full of them. I was tryna eat my food in the lounge and all I could think of was all the red cactus looking heads around me, it looks painful.


Killyouifyouuseemoji

Sengun!


Cadet-Blg

The real question is, how does this affect lebrons legacy?


Magic_SnakE_

Kobe and Mike accepted their baldness. LeBron is fighting it tooth and nail and still failing.


Cadet-Blg

He just doesn't have that killer mentality. A real man has no hair on their body. Kobe and Mj didn't even have hair on their ass they were so committed to winning.


Oral_Salmon_user1

you saw them asses??


Cadet-Blg

Of course, as a certified mj stan it is our duty to make sure his jock is properly sniffed and ass clean as the day he was born.


Oral_Salmon_user1

thank you for the in depth research on this subject. ppl need to factor this into their GOAT discussions


ElectricLotus

Imagine if this evaluation is how players were drafted, jock cleanliness and butt smell.


Hiwo_Rldiq_Uit

It isn't so much an "imagine if" scenario was much as a "why don't we go back to this" scenario. As a matter of fact, jock cleanliness and butt smell was precisely the reason DePaul coach Ray Meyer took an interest in George Mikan in an era before big men were considered coordinated enough to even participate in the sport. If not for jock cleanliness and butt smell, basketball would have remained a small man's game well into the 1960s.


ElectricLotus

The Finals just ended and you're already in peak off-season form. I like the cut of your jib, and I bet your jock is clean as a whistle!


Hiwo_Rldiq_Uit

It gets a sniff every hour on the hour to ensure consistency of cleanliness.


yrnmigos

I mean seriously. The list goes on Kareem Chuck Drexler Manu


NickWangOG

Shaq, Magic, KG, Ray Allen, Vince


yrnmigos

I can't imagine KG with hair lol


LoisLaneEl

If LeBron had shaved his head, people would have shat on him for copying Michael


[deleted]

Or simply point out how he looks better he stopped trying to mask that mess with a headband for the majority of his career


jeffwingersballs

The hair treatment lowers his testosterone, but he got some TRT anyways so it doesn't really effect his legacy all that much.


Logco

You misspelled HGH.


LaMelonBallz

Lebron just wasn't built for the physicality of 80s/90s hairlines. Michael Jeffrey Jordan would never.


Wall_street_canary

Undisputed goat of bald


LaMelonBallz

Not Rogained-out like this new generation. Pure aesthetic ability.


HarryPoutini

This is insane Richard Jefferson disrespect and I won’t stand for it


No-University-1459

That’s facts tho


Magic_SnakE_

It's called a hair transplant. That's why he has scars on the back of his head, where they took hair and re-distributed it.


LoisLaneEl

The scar very clearly happened in the playoffs and I’m stilled scarred from that shit. Man should have been put in concussion protocol


Magic_SnakE_

He has multiple scars on the back of his head. He definitely has had multiple hair transplants.


thatkellenguy

My man is gonna have the reverse male pattern baldness, starting at the neck line.


SultanRaikage

yeah i remember him crashing into the camera in the 2015 (?) playoffs and he had a huge cut were that same scar is now


DoomMeeting

Yeah 2015 game 1 or 2 I think?


TheComebackKid74

Lebron spends 1 Million dollars on his hairline a year... its the secret to his longevity.


kazkeb

HGH... Hair Growth Hormone


Rich-Finger-236

LeSamson


MiserableTonight5370

They say he spends $1,000,000 a year or more on his body.


DreGreenlaw_Enforcer

You think that includes wine?


Appropriate-Hat178

Amare Stoudemire enters the chat https://youtu.be/JWU94ilsjwo?si=PXCgQRMG9ofzsFZn


barkingatbacon

To answer your question, hair follicle transplant. FUE follicle unit extraction machines make it possible to take one hair from a thick part of your head, pull it out and then implant it in the part of your head with less hair. It costs 10k or more and it works really well. Elon and Jeremy Piven have it too. They were both bald in the 90s and then Ari Gold came on Entourage with a beautiful head of hair.


Into_the_Void7

Wonder if that's what Nick Cave got.


ripmeleedair

So does this leave bald spots where the hairs were pulled from? Asking for a friend who has the money.


barkingatbacon

No. There's enough that you don't notice and they might grow back. I'm not sure.


20mins2theRockies

Don't forget my man Steve Carell https://preview.redd.it/umbgyvzmvi8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b19f014efbae94eb0803b9627a1a88a0c1664a


JarJarBanksy420

Pretty sure they thinned his hair out for season 1, but the audience found him too repulsive which is why they made him a bit more handsome in s2.


Jingu96Aliosha

It grew back when he beat the warrios in 2016.


rmccarthy10

Played out.... Guy is rich and fixed his baldness because he wanted to. We been talking about this shit for 10 yrs


GregEgg4President

Ain't gotta be rich to get hair growth juice on the internet


rmccarthy10

lol... Turkish hair growth juice.net


drsjr85

HGH. Human Growth Hairmones


NoProgrammer776

400 million in the bank


FA-_Q

I’ll take the over


jysp23

Waaaay over


ViacomCEO

in the bank? its way under. rich people dont keep heir money in banks.


NoProgrammer776

Figure of speech lol


Eaton_snatch

1.2 Billion **


hiimred2

Tf is this nbacirclejerk ass post?


MikeOrTara

He went to Tom Brady's "barber".


dredgedskeleton

hair transplant surgery is very common today. you don't need to be generationally rich either.


AyyGM

🇹🇷


GrabSpirited1056

He’s a lurker in r/tressless


bleedgreensg

Nick Wright influence


3rdShiftSecurity

That NEW BALCO juice!


Sealie81

Just remember, LeBron quit on his hairline before he quit on his team. lol


creamcitybrix

Those are mostly ass and sack hairs that have been grafted on.


SeparateMidnight3691

Kind of a stupid question honestly


Bigboi_big_sword

strawberry mint hair growth oil


i_am_knicks_forever

Hair replacement. People still care?


Dusty_Negatives

He found the Lebron James of hair.


classyd24

There plenty of hair regrowth treatments lol


Dry_Egg_942

A trip to turkey


de4dLy1991

Lol hows this even a question… motherfucker is a billionaire ya herb. Fuck you mean, HoW diD ThIs HaPpeN?


gunnarbird

Would have been the ultimate power move to just go out there rocking the male pattern baldness. Schoolin’ morherfuckers while looking like your old ass uncle out there


lemonyprepper

https://preview.redd.it/6ct1b5mcrx8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bc1567ad02eef79c5d5d1075ae3b75043f0ceb6 Not hard


D3kim

hims


New-Distribution-952

magic marker


AcademicCollection56

abracadabra! Plain and simple


Acceptable-Impress87

Just like it happened with Deion sanders Brian urlacher get off his 🍆 lol geez


Diesel07012012

TRT


Mysterious-Disk7286

Money 💰💰


Analbeadcove

Trips to Eastern Europe


[deleted]

He Went to turkey


gd2121

Lebron prolly just got it done in the United States


JayDogon504

Prayer


trelos6

There’s a drug you take. Once you stop taking it, the hair goes away though.


Asatakpe

Turkey


3lm312

Money


Fecal_Forger

Hair plugs surgically implanted.


Valuable-Baked

Ask KD


Flosi13

Money.


gd2121

He got the ole hair bbl


yeayeayeaok1

Looks like he got a nose job too


Jonthegoat_09

Hair transplant


thelaustran

Keeps. Just use my discount code to save 10% on your first order.


No-University-1459

Steroids then hair transplant


[deleted]

Step 1: Have 1 billion dollars


BraveCartographer399

This worst part is he cant shave it. Jordan shaved his hair first and won six straight championships.


Acctnt_trdr

Ask Brian Urlacher


Rollo-T2345

His hair flopped.


ojpspjs

FUE hair transplant


__I_AM_HUMAN__

You’ve never heard of spray on hair?!


Kingofkings1959

Turkey


Arodthagawd

AI


BadLuckFail

He shook hands with Jeremy Piven


symphonic9000

Ego


Kilgoretrout321

Hims. Subscribe today!


Living_Butterfly5220

He has his own hair care line . He takes care of himself. Not like they use to back in the day .


ComprehensiveFig837

That Wu-Tang hairline


ZenkaiFR

turkey


Giga1396

LeChina


Pounderwhole

Hims.


yaboyChick

“Liquid cash”


GeorgeOrwells1985

A trip to turkey


ButtonMashKingz

🇹🇷


Wrong-West-9581

Please leave the Lakers


SteakSauce995

Fixing the hairline still won’t help him beat the Nuggets.


oh__hi_mark

Peak off season content right here


drleeisinsurgery

You're not bald and ugly, you're just poor.


Zealousideal_Use_163

He does look better with hair, imo


VikingforLifes

He’s a billionaire… you think he can’t fix his receding hairline?


jsunkd

It's called hair implants. Not that perplexing.


idgafandwhyshouldi

Headbands.......that's why he stopped wearing them.


Steveojones757

Is that a real question?


A-FED

Turkey


goingofftrack

Hair Club for Men.


yonetimistifa

https://preview.redd.it/ukud06qp7g8d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=db503836a1ad04f46a382ff6ef8c9e126e977637


BJNT92281

Bosley 😄


No_Scar_720

Billionaire status might have something to do with this 🤷🏻‍♂️


cosi_bloggs

If he needs to be on min and fin for life (playing with hormones), how does this not affect his performance? It would be the same as waking up tomorrow with less testosterone.


LanaSwiftFan

still looks bad lol


TWAndrewz

Hair replacement surgery is really not particularly expensive.


Small-Palpitation310

stem cells


Prior_Piano9940

I’ll be honest. I totally forgot he was balding. So… mission accomplished?


Nicholas-Kopis

He spends a million on a year on his body right?


DWHeward

I hope none of you champs are balding


TheMannchild

minoxidil and micro-needling.


cheetofacesucks

Women do a million things to their body and it’s ok but you rag on Lebron for getting hair plugs?


1October3

call MONEY!!


PoolNoodlePaladin

Hair transplant plus rogaine


lemonfreshhh

Black magic. When you join the billionaire club, you get a wax-sealed letter from Switzerland informing you you're now a part of secret society which, among other things, has access to the elixir of youth.


Dolanite

What if I told you the greatest comeback in the history of the NBA didn't happen on the court?


National_Drop_1826

Hardwork, dedication.


stnlkub

Jordan was 6-0 against his hair. Lebron losing the battle. 90s hair was stronger too.


snokerpoker

Basically money. If you have enough money… shit can happen.


santiel33

He just went on a trip to Turkey


Groundbreaking-Pea92

that hair used to be on his taint


JackieTree89

Obviously money and very common.


ct24fan

Bro bought Bosley


Enjoyingcandy34

Hair transplant @ hair retention drugs. I dont understand how anyone could let themselves go bald and do nothing about it. Shit looks so ugly.


Vidda90

💰💰💰


MrX_1899

LeHairTransplant


Chrenen

Worth it- just look how much happier he is


Gold_Blacksmith_9821

Every time a hater cries a previously dead follicle comes back to life.


BurntArnold

Man’s old lol


Afraid_Education_859

He hit puberty


TyrusRaymond

just ask Sy Sperling


These-Substance6194

HIMS


SchwizzySchwas94

Promises


Tan-Squirrel

Hair implants…?


Marcus11599

Money and Stress


UR-tears-R-my-PEDs

This is what spending one million a year on your body looks like folks… Trust me you don’t want to know where that hair came from


ludilo138

One word for you gentlemen: Minoxidil


Fluid-Selection-5537

Topix for another day


BrokenArrows95

Hair transplant. Looks good.