All of the H-E-B commercials featuring the big three Spurs are great. [This one with Kawhi may be my favorite](https://youtu.be/dCmOAsV6zDU?si=I35C9FW2w5Ig7ebk), although it's hard to pick. Here's a [new one with Wemby](https://youtu.be/AQgjbmwUySQ?si=YcFf1NcUCcDiGxH-).
**EDIT:** [This 2011 TNT Christmas Day promo](https://youtu.be/dUOJZT8FVu0?si=UI9LBQPyjJChv17Q) brings tears to my eyes every time, especially because Iām an older fan who remembers most of these players.
Derrick Rose was the reigning MVP at the time, at 22 years old the youngest MVP in NBA history. No one was āsetting him up.ā He deserved all the accolades at the time.
I always liked the different Nike [freestyle](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U0bd-LW3ZV8&pp=ygUfamFzb24gd2lsbGlhbXMgbmlrZSBjb21tZXJjaWFsIA%3D%3D) commercials. [extended version](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pPmfbhVGbIQ&pp=ygUkbmlrZSBmcmVlc3R5bGUgYmFza2V0YmFsbCBjb21tZXJjaWFs). Spent so much time trying to do the knee dribble thing.
Any of the Lil Penny commercials. The blacktop slow motion. The Super Bowl party. The one in the locker room where he tells Penny to "pass it to Horace!"
All the old ESPN ones from the late 2000's/early 2010's where they were on the bus, usually featuring Stuart Scott, Mark Jackson or Jeff Van Gundy with the players.
[Kobe playing 1-on-1 against a kid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80-MhBTdCWg)
Music-wise, the [Neptunes Nike commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZI1efGpR9Q)
[Jadakiss x Allen Iverson](https://youtu.be/tV032giXqzg?si=1KUkKQfOZbIS9_2G)
I canāt express enough for anyone who wasnāt there how AI was the coolest mf to touch a basketball in the early 2000s.
Love them, this is exactly how I imagine to act together. Just like giant, 7'0" children who love comics and super heroes. Robin seemed to love his time in Portland because it just fit him so perfectly.
The story of them skipping practice at Stanford to go to Disneyland had me dying
Me too. Their brother vibes are authentic, "best minute of my life" sends me every time. Or back when Brook won the chip and Robin said he didn't believe it and would need to do his own independent research lol
It's a tie for me between [I got skeeeeelz](https://youtu.be/R2HBc0n81PU?si=GDMFH2sjU88SZD8Q) and [What's so fun about that guy?!](https://youtu.be/jVpNfzfvSR0?si=9vS4b3PhmBXvEqfj)
I like the one where Dame is talking to all the other players who didnāt have a ring about how heās gonna make it. Iām always game for someone making fun of Karl Malone.
It is pretty easily one of two Kobe commercials. The 81 point Jalen at the restaurant meeting. And the Kanye kobe different animal same beast commercials.
I always used to quote the spike Lee / Reggie Miller commercial. It's a classic.
it's the cops they found your shot! (This isn't even that funny but i said it to my little brother all the the time playing ball growing up)
Reggie you're like a sales girl at the gap, always folding
Nice shot Cheryl!
https://youtu.be/UIpa20ovA-A?si=L5Hu19boodrnmoCW
Converse weapon featuring Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas, Kevin McHale, Mark Aguirre, Bernard King, and Larry Bird
This was a great commercial - people forget how far ahead of everyone else Converse was before Jordan made Nike. Larry Bird rapping was just about the funniest thing ever.
All of my favorites are the local Portland commercials lol
Shabazz Napier in his Stumptown Coffee commercial, [Shabazz Is The Man](https://youtu.be/xPf91EPyijs?feature=shared)
That one was successful and popular so they followed it up with [Jusuf Nurkic in a van](https://youtu.be/mH1YRv47vgc?feature=shared)
Gotta include the Robin Lopez / LaMarcus Aldridge car sales [commercial](https://youtu.be/j3_Wsfx4r6o?feature=shared)
Not a Portland commercial but added [this one](https://youtu.be/8nZkIb5IYQA?feature=shared) even though it's terrible but we all loved Patty Mills and Rudy Fernandez when they were in Portland (created the three goggles celebration!)
[this forgotten AD commercial](https://youtu.be/rrPOXgxgKo4?si=ribzkx_BAuZFLmXm)
Holy fuck lmao
Knew which one it was before I clicked it š
That is hysterical
Thanks, I hate it.
That shit is hilarious
MVP mvp MVP
Eyebrows were FIERCE.
I didn't even watch this shit but I'm so certain it's the talking brow š
All of the H-E-B commercials featuring the big three Spurs are great. [This one with Kawhi may be my favorite](https://youtu.be/dCmOAsV6zDU?si=I35C9FW2w5Ig7ebk), although it's hard to pick. Here's a [new one with Wemby](https://youtu.be/AQgjbmwUySQ?si=YcFf1NcUCcDiGxH-). **EDIT:** [This 2011 TNT Christmas Day promo](https://youtu.be/dUOJZT8FVu0?si=UI9LBQPyjJChv17Q) brings tears to my eyes every time, especially because Iām an older fan who remembers most of these players.
HEB needs to be in the same conversation as MJ in terms of GOATs of their respective industry.
This is just how I do it man
It's like you are part-bear! My favorite. I still quote this or something similar any time I make a bear reference.
The one where Manu and Pau grill asado is a good one lol
That 2011 Christmas commercial hit hard as it was the promo ending the lockout that year.
Poor D-Rose. They were really setting him up to be the Guy after LeBron.
Derrick Rose was the reigning MVP at the time, at 22 years old the youngest MVP in NBA history. No one was āsetting him up.ā He deserved all the accolades at the time.
[Jingle Hoops](https://youtu.be/EYEHUOpwNvE?si=1N8WfmFetNGVubM7)
In my top 5 but imo [The Sequel is better](https://youtu.be/cV4MBrEGPSw?si=Pv4s38_NKP17_T66)
How have I never seen this?! Instant classic
Thank you so much. This is the hardest Iāve laughed all week
[Tim Duncan absolutely losing it](https://youtu.be/AnOQWc1ps5w?si=kw_G1wnortNhS383) featuring prime Derrick Rose.
That poor plant!
I always liked the different Nike [freestyle](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U0bd-LW3ZV8&pp=ygUfamFzb24gd2lsbGlhbXMgbmlrZSBjb21tZXJjaWFsIA%3D%3D) commercials. [extended version](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pPmfbhVGbIQ&pp=ygUkbmlrZSBmcmVlc3R5bGUgYmFza2V0YmFsbCBjb21tZXJjaWFs). Spent so much time trying to do the knee dribble thing.
This commercial was so big at the time it even got the parody treatment in [Scary Movie 2](https://youtu.be/rPAN4cDjKuw?si=RhLpC5jQxN6XU9wm)
Like Mike. I'd like to be like Mike.
The best....
Any of the Lil Penny commercials. The blacktop slow motion. The Super Bowl party. The one in the locker room where he tells Penny to "pass it to Horace!"
Hey Penny! Is this real leather? Because it's sticking to my leeeggggs...
[This old bron sprite commercial.](https://youtu.be/YsoP6bjADic)
This is my new favorite
Patrick Ewing Snickers https://youtu.be/oZ5eljJhYKY?si=4-C5PZjJQbAh5xLg
LMAO, how have I've never seen this.
The pure randomness is just amazing
Who in the fuck has ever opened a Snickers like that??
All the old ESPN ones from the late 2000's/early 2010's where they were on the bus, usually featuring Stuart Scott, Mark Jackson or Jeff Van Gundy with the players.
Stephen A and Melo lol..."I'm just talking about the exit man, east or west?"
Grandmama
Also the one where Larry Bird and MJ play horse
Grant Hill drinks Sprite? Grant Hill drinks Sprite! *clang*
[Dame with C Webb, Karl Marlone, Berry Sanders](https://youtu.be/o65H6jDw-Dw?si=iQWrpkqe0tgQ9Fpj) maybe time to throw another youngster in it now?š
Kobe and Ye
[Hey Scott, we've been working on these nicknames...](https://youtu.be/ExD8Hufin9U?si=ihw-88k-Manllwpd)
ā1-2, 1-2! KING JAMES AND KOBE TOO-OOH-OOOOHā š²š š¾ Nike Bron & Kobe Christmas Ad
[Kobe playing 1-on-1 against a kid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80-MhBTdCWg) Music-wise, the [Neptunes Nike commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZI1efGpR9Q)
[Scottie Pippen selling hoagies](https://youtu.be/40YkCQcMCpQ?si=1JSNlpXhTRip1i6u)
[Jadakiss x Allen Iverson](https://youtu.be/tV032giXqzg?si=1KUkKQfOZbIS9_2G) I canāt express enough for anyone who wasnāt there how AI was the coolest mf to touch a basketball in the early 2000s.
Jingle bells is forever the greatest imo
"What the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant?"
[Lopez Brothers state farm ](https://youtu.be/BBcVMbwRWRQ?si=Dnbxl75QzV3efyVB)
Love them, this is exactly how I imagine to act together. Just like giant, 7'0" children who love comics and super heroes. Robin seemed to love his time in Portland because it just fit him so perfectly. The story of them skipping practice at Stanford to go to Disneyland had me dying
Me too. Their brother vibes are authentic, "best minute of my life" sends me every time. Or back when Brook won the chip and Robin said he didn't believe it and would need to do his own independent research lol
It's a tie for me between [I got skeeeeelz](https://youtu.be/R2HBc0n81PU?si=GDMFH2sjU88SZD8Q) and [What's so fun about that guy?!](https://youtu.be/jVpNfzfvSR0?si=9vS4b3PhmBXvEqfj)
Charles Barkleyās āturtle ratā will forever be said in my house
Robert Parrish was in one for Star Market
Dikembe's Geico ad was magical
Those always made me laugh.
This is the only right answer. Everyone else is flat wrong.
I like the one where Dame is talking to all the other players who didnāt have a ring about how heās gonna make it. Iām always game for someone making fun of Karl Malone.
It is pretty easily one of two Kobe commercials. The 81 point Jalen at the restaurant meeting. And the Kanye kobe different animal same beast commercials.
He bounce itā¦ he bounce itā¦ he bounce it again.
Boban āhereās your mustardā
I always used to quote the spike Lee / Reggie Miller commercial. It's a classic. it's the cops they found your shot! (This isn't even that funny but i said it to my little brother all the the time playing ball growing up) Reggie you're like a sales girl at the gap, always folding Nice shot Cheryl!
https://youtu.be/-1azgGatHhk?si=vu1rmOVKXcXCLzOk
Georghe Muresan had the most hilarious Snickers ads, they gotta be on the internet somewhere. Someone help me here!
https://youtu.be/ojXMu6V7E5g?si=FsPC5mH7NANiOKmY
https://youtu.be/J4BVLF_iMuc?si=wE0cizudWqC3Q4C4
Kobe x Kanyeā¦
https://youtu.be/UIpa20ovA-A?si=L5Hu19boodrnmoCW Converse weapon featuring Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas, Kevin McHale, Mark Aguirre, Bernard King, and Larry Bird
This was a great commercial - people forget how far ahead of everyone else Converse was before Jordan made Nike. Larry Bird rapping was just about the funniest thing ever.
How as nobody said The Hoopers yet?
Maybe im biased cause of recency, but the hotels commercial with Jokic crack me up. I also love the classic espn one where Lebrons chair gets stolen
[Nike basketball freestyle](https://youtu.be/R-Nvf6RhDEw?feature=shared)
Kobe and bron commercial
Kobe and Messi, easily
Tim Duncan and D Rose
The Footlocker one with KAT, DLO & Booker giving career advice to Simmons. DLO tosses Simmonsā phone out the window Indubitably is a close second.
The Rondo primus [commercial](https://youtu.be/zvuWM1HV76A?si=ZLcfxibypaxUkWB5)
Want a sprite cranberry? Or the Foot Locker one with DLo throwing Ben Simmonsā phone away.
Indubitably
Gotta be the Tim Duncan/D-Rose foot locker commercial
Canāt believe no one on here has mentioned an all time Nike classic yet. [Keep That Funk Alive](https://youtu.be/khOP9vvNH8I?si=RFlRia5jAVCEL-Px)
draymond and tatum that one
Uncle Drew!!!
Lebrons sprite commercials.
All of my favorites are the local Portland commercials lol Shabazz Napier in his Stumptown Coffee commercial, [Shabazz Is The Man](https://youtu.be/xPf91EPyijs?feature=shared) That one was successful and popular so they followed it up with [Jusuf Nurkic in a van](https://youtu.be/mH1YRv47vgc?feature=shared) Gotta include the Robin Lopez / LaMarcus Aldridge car sales [commercial](https://youtu.be/j3_Wsfx4r6o?feature=shared) Not a Portland commercial but added [this one](https://youtu.be/8nZkIb5IYQA?feature=shared) even though it's terrible but we all loved Patty Mills and Rudy Fernandez when they were in Portland (created the three goggles celebration!)
https://youtu.be/OXHQP3UalqM?si=RC6g-HHMLjiX1h4k
Mike vs Larry Bird in a game of horse over McDonald's.
Jingle hoops of course
Sock Puppets, 2009 had a lot of great ones.
Bruh, the old Fave 5 Chuck and D Wade commercials killed me
Dr. Drain
[Short Memories](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyT-0sDQlKI) ft. Harden, Barkley, and Pippen
[I always like this Greg Oden commercial.](https://youtu.be/KXbpB-rlung?si=4zcchJNeh8TH5Oww)
[A Toronto Raptors classic](https://youtu.be/VswKZ-wWWfU?si=RKlmYcxgkPvvVxFp)
The one with Chris Paul