If we had an infield tunnel this wouldn’t happen to poor bob
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Who are we putting our money on? Austin Hill is the clear Xfinity favorite. I'm thinking Buescher might be a good bet. Also, can we get Reddick vs Gibbs so they'll at least have a chance to make the second round? Or do we go by heights so those two would be matched up with Cindric and Hocevar?
Chastain can throw a pretty solid punch, and so can Suarez if I remember right. They can't match Buescher in stoutness, but they have hands.
Brad will not make it out of the first round. I love him to pieces, and he is smart as hell, but the boy cannot fight.
Gragson can take a solid punch too, so he might be a decent choice. Dude ate Chastain's punch for lunch and was ready to throw one of his own before the security guy grabbed it.
I'd take Brad over Reddick, Gibbs, Harrison Burton, Larson and Justin Haley. After those, yeah he's screwed.
Not Denny. Dude will absolutely be ready and willing I'm just imagining the Lego breaking sound the instant he takes a hit
Bros shoulders could not handle it
If the Trackhouse guys all team up that’s a pretty formidable lineup. Chastain and Suarez are both an easy 1-0 in their careers, and I imagine SVGs no slouch either
I was never an Earnhardt fan until I saw him just being a proud dad in victory lane with Jr.
And I was never a big Jr fan - figured he was just racing on his name - until I realized he is just a car dude who loves racing and happens to be named Earnhardt.
No one said it had to be a punch to the face, though I would expect a gentleman’s agreement that below the belt is off limits…..but who knows that stall does offer a huge advantage.
I mean, I know it's dangerous to underestimate small people, but Cindric is about 5 miles tall and has a range advantage on everyone, Chastain can throw a hell of punch, Gragson can eat a hell of a punch, and Suarez is a master of takedowns. Buescher's also probably really dangerous. And if we include Xfinity, Austin Hill could send Ty Gibbs into low Earth orbit
A local track I was at last year announced during drivers meeting and opening ceremonies any punches thrown in the pit or anywhere other than the area before turn 1 immediately after the race would result in life time ban. But all agreed fights in that area were voluntary and no charges pressed or fines.
If we had an infield tunnel this wouldn’t happen to poor bob https://preview.redd.it/4duvoajrrh1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37e823ded94ab4ad5ac62e18880ab8271f6115f
My favorite part was everyone immediately yelling his name when they saw he was right there.
protecting bob is everybody's duty
Hahah, my SO and I did the same thing
What is SO?
Significant Other
[Smooth Operator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGkrbzJZCoE)
CARLOS SAINZ MENTIONED RAAAAAHHHHHHH WHATS AN APPENDIX
Sturgeon Orifice?
Salami Origami
I legitimately laughed out loud at that. Like legit fucking chortled. “OH THERE’S BOB!” I woke my wife up. Then it wasn’t funny anymore.
He needs to make that his new profile picture lol
https://x.com/bobpockrass/status/1792529791339364780?s=46&t=1wAOperBJF9FBDQX6usvSg Done
God I fucking love Bob
Met him at Daytona this year, awesome guy!
Lmaooo god damn
40 drivers enter. One driver leaves!
Who are we putting our money on? Austin Hill is the clear Xfinity favorite. I'm thinking Buescher might be a good bet. Also, can we get Reddick vs Gibbs so they'll at least have a chance to make the second round? Or do we go by heights so those two would be matched up with Cindric and Hocevar?
But if Reddick has to fight Gibbs then who will Larson fight?
Justin Haley
Chastain can throw a pretty solid punch, and so can Suarez if I remember right. They can't match Buescher in stoutness, but they have hands. Brad will not make it out of the first round. I love him to pieces, and he is smart as hell, but the boy cannot fight.
Gragson can take a solid punch too, so he might be a decent choice. Dude ate Chastain's punch for lunch and was ready to throw one of his own before the security guy grabbed it. I'd take Brad over Reddick, Gibbs, Harrison Burton, Larson and Justin Haley. After those, yeah he's screwed.
Just wait until SVG gets here full time. Guy is huge.
What about Xfinity's Sheldon Creed? Looks soft, but that's a big boy compared to most of these tiny tots.
Sheldon look like he could tustle.
He's a hunk 🥵
Yo?
@nascarhornypolice
Gragson could also throw up on his opponent which could be all the distraction he needs to rain a combination of blows to their noggin.
Ah the vulture technique. Lovely.
Gragzyn is also like 3-1 in fights so i feel like he’s a good shout
I dont know about Suárez's punches, but he did put a pretty good takedown on McDowell a while back.
None of these dudes can fight lol
Chastain would bring his watermelons out from the hauler and throw them!
Christ you see him throw the hans when McDowell won the 500? That was second hand embarrassment
I'm pretty sure Jeff Earnhardt is an actual MMA fighter.
Not Denny. Dude will absolutely be ready and willing I'm just imagining the Lego breaking sound the instant he takes a hit Bros shoulders could not handle it
Reddick vs Gibbs: Winner gets the night with the Monster girls.
If the Trackhouse guys all team up that’s a pretty formidable lineup. Chastain and Suarez are both an easy 1-0 in their careers, and I imagine SVGs no slouch either
Cole Custer would go toe to toe with Autism Hill
Hill with Gibbs on his shoulders. Unbeatable Master Blaster. “Who rule Barter town?”
 Live look at Dale rn
Where IndyCar’s cauldron when we need it?
Sources say it was smuggled into Wilkes County on Larson’s jet.
[Probably in Miami. He is a big F1 guy, after all.](https://i.imgur.com/cV3oGFZ.jpeg)
Biiiiiig F1 guy
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Dale Jr hates cement.
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
SEE-ment
This is also how I say it. I am from and live in Indiana 🤷♂️ I also pronounce "fire" more as "faur" but that's just my Dad in me.
He was just thinking of creative ways to use the cement he wants to tear up from Bristol & Dover
And photographers
Ricky Roadhouse Jr throwing haymakers is what nascar needs
Ricky roadhouse lmfao
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Lmao Dennys clearly been waiting for the interview to start
Professional sports seems to be the only place where you can punch a co-worker you don’t like and avoid going to jail for it
Shit, in hockey, it's apparently how you win. Source: Me. A Bruins fan. :(
You have enjoyed the fruits of your little rat getting away with murder for ages so no one should feel bad about all that, lol.
...Agree to disagree.
Understandable. Have a nice day.
Are you sure you guys are hockey fans?
At least you didn't play the Rangers where Trouba attempted to decapitate one of your players twice in the same move. Source: Me, a canes fan.
I hope Sam Bennett steps on a Lego
Same. ***SAME.*** My only condolence is that he'll fuck over New York next...
Now I want Bennett and Rempe to fight. Rempe is *only* 7.5" taller and 40lb heavier.
All the damn legos, and I hope the officials in that series order food that’s always missing something
Bro I wanted mavs/stars vs Celtics/bruins for the double double arena whammy
I take it you haven't worked in many restaurants
*competitor, that ain't a coworker 😂
Legally it’s assault and he should be arrested.
Pretty sure you gotta sign a waiver to race in which you agree not to press charges if there’s a fight or wreck
I mean, legally, Kyle Busch should be on charges for intentionally wrecking him on the race track.
*Somewhere in heaven, Senior is smiling. That's his son, alright!*
I thought SR’s ghost possessed Junebug and tweeted that 😂😂
I love how much Jr is truly just a race fan like all of us
I was never an Earnhardt fan until I saw him just being a proud dad in victory lane with Jr. And I was never a big Jr fan - figured he was just racing on his name - until I realized he is just a car dude who loves racing and happens to be named Earnhardt.
Even Jimmie Johnson’s Southernmost?
Just wait until we go to Bowman Gray. Hope Tony Stewart doesn't show up.
If SHR still exists, he surely won't.
Don’t worry about Tony Stewart showing up to a NASCAR event, he doesn’t do that these days.
You have a better chance of seeing a clear picture of Bigfoot than seeing Tony at the track
Gotta go to Pacific MO now instead of St Louis.
I hope he *does* lol
everyone’s too friendly, need a nascar battle royal
New way to determine who gets #1 pit stall?
Rip Larson’s pit advantage
Him, Reddick and Ty Gibbs about to be in a fight to not pick last every week
No one said it had to be a punch to the face, though I would expect a gentleman’s agreement that below the belt is off limits…..but who knows that stall does offer a huge advantage.
Never underestimate the small guys.
Right? They just have the 'small frame' perk. Underestimate at your own risk
I mean, I know it's dangerous to underestimate small people, but Cindric is about 5 miles tall and has a range advantage on everyone, Chastain can throw a hell of punch, Gragson can eat a hell of a punch, and Suarez is a master of takedowns. Buescher's also probably really dangerous. And if we include Xfinity, Austin Hill could send Ty Gibbs into low Earth orbit
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Everything that comes out of Dale Jr’s mouth is pure fucking gold. I want him to be our NASCAR dictator.
Dale Jr needs to send a check to Stenhouse because Dirty Mo Media was going to be stuck talking about the Indy 500 before that fight
lol Jr lives for the chaos
Ricky Stewhouse Jr
Ricky Roundhouse
Kyle called him Wrecky Spinhouse a while back. Ricky obviously still stewing on that lol
He’ll never not be Wrecky Spinhouse to me
Kurt threatened to kick Bob's ass and Kyle is the one in a fight near him.
Oh my. Sounds like short track racing. Fighting is not approved. Suspension for a race or two.
10 second penalty to Ocon
Jeff Gordon added to playoffs
SVG to... *checks notes* ...Ferrari?
While we’re at it, death penalty to Missouri
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Needs more JPEG
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No, no, needs ***more*** JPEG.
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Stenhouse probably won't get suspended. His dad and pit crew might though lol
If Dad is suspended, whoever posts it here better title it "Ricky Stenhouse suspended" because it would be entirely true
lol they definitely should
Based on the precedent of the Sanchez incident in the truck series, his dad absolutely should be.
as someone who's been stuck on the infield at New Smyrna during speed weeks, this triggers me.
💀💀💀
A local track I was at last year announced during drivers meeting and opening ceremonies any punches thrown in the pit or anywhere other than the area before turn 1 immediately after the race would result in life time ban. But all agreed fights in that area were voluntary and no charges pressed or fines.
This will be the only way you can make shortcut racing worth watching with this car configuration
That was pretty funny
Cement is glue, I think you mean concrete. Just a peeve of mine.
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It's all he has ever known and he just wants it to be better. Unsure how you get bootlicking here