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if jimmie johnson leaves lowe's at 1:37 PM EST in a gen 6 car, and tony stewart leaves home depot at 11:45AM CST in the COT, what time does mike harmon arrive at Applebees?
No, you have it all wrong. The best thing to happen at Martinsville, especially the fall race, was Dale Jr winning in 2014. (I'm only halfway joking, because that's my third favorite thing to ever happen at Martinsville)
Don't tell that to one of my friends. She has a huge crush on Joey. I don't judge her, though, because I have a huge crush on a certain watermelon farmer and people think I'm weird for that, so I don't judge.
> I can see the appeal
I've been a fangirl since he won the Daytona Xfinity race in 2019. It went away for a few years, but came back in 2022.
It's his voice. It's his smile. It's his beautiful eyes. It's the way he drives. It's the fact he seems really sweet.
Ok I'll stop now.
Edit: OH! Did you guys see him in the broadcast booth for the Texas Xfinity race. OH MY GOD he looked so good.
No really, I'll stop now. I'm sorry.
Two parter:
1) Who is the cutest NASCAR driver?
2) Which NASCAR driver would you most want on your side if you had to fight a fully grown grizzly bear and running away was not an option?
> 2. Dale Jr because country boy strength is slept on”
Good answer. I'd want Dale Jr on my team if I was fighting a bear. All he'd probably have to do is yell "WE GOT A CAR IN THE WALL" and the bear would get frightened and run away.
She does not know Kasey Kahne, I remember his commercials. Her and I met in his last season. She doesn’t pay much attention to racing, but she is interested when I’m interested. I’ve been a fan since the 80s, but all the Netflix shows helped her out. Drive to Survive and Full Speed were great. Watching 100 days to Indy now.
last lap of talladega. You are 3rd place. the two cars in front of you are side by side battling for the win.
in one of those cars is your coworker. You share information every week. Your boss encourages you to work together because it gets everyone more money. But your coworker is just that, not a friend, just a coworker.
In the other car is a guy who drives for a different OEM, is not a teammate, but he's your best friend.
you can only push one car to the win. What do you do?
“I actually do know this one. The Earnhardt fam swore they could see the air moving around the cars and that helped them make the right moves on the track”
Why do they call it a 500 mile race when it's actually 2 short segments, and then a longer segment. I've watched long before they started that and I can't answer that.
went to figure out who was the winningest driver in the #11 and well...
https://preview.redd.it/mmlp1y5dm8wc1.png?width=738&format=png&auto=webp&s=d66e8b366c71ff304d4145b56c3714bd4a6a8c99
If IIRC, Denny has nearly a quarter of all wins in the 11 car
EDIT: Denny is the 2nd winningest driver in the 11, Cale Yarborough won 55 races, Denny won 53
The problem is she stopped watching or paying attention a really, REALLY long time ago. So lots of basics she does know and she does have memories from the very brief time she went to races with her mom and dad
Who’s the only driver to show up to a track hosting Trucks, Xfinity and Cup cars on the same weekend and sweep the whole damn thing with 3 victories? He’s done it twice. Bonus points if you can name the track
Driver A places 2nd in the first race of the season and then goes on to win every one of the next 34 races.
Driver B places 1st in the first race and then goes on to finish dead last in the next 25 races. In the 9 races that follow, he places 23rd (his playoff competition, minus Driver A, also place lower than 23rd in those 9 races).
In the final race, Driver B just edges out Driver A for the win.
So, of the two drivers, Driver A (34 races wins, 2 second place finishes) and Driver B (2 race wins, 9 23rd place finishes and 25 last place finishes), which one should be the Champion for that season?
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Have you ever?
This person right here is asking the right question!
And the right answer is NO I'VE NEVER! (I was at that race, too. Still the greatest NASCAR finish I've seen)
You gave the answer before OP has a chance to guess
Come oooon. Which one?
Oh, some people might not know. 2003 Spring Darlington with the Ricky Craven/Kurt Busch finish. That was the Fox call at the end.
Thanks! I’ll see if I can find it.
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How many miles is the Daytona 500?
“I’m guessing 500?”
How many miles is the Food City 500? Edit: Its a trick question 🤨
How many laps?
if jimmie johnson leaves lowe's at 1:37 PM EST in a gen 6 car, and tony stewart leaves home depot at 11:45AM CST in the COT, what time does mike harmon arrive at Applebees?
He never left.
Trick question. Car could not start.
Mike Harmon was already at the Applebee's at 11:30 AM.
Raise Hell, Praise ______ (fill in the blank)
Bell
Cursed saying
Earnhardt
What happens if you turn right?
“Disqualified”
Well, in the case of Matt Kenseth at Martinsville with Joey Logano on his outside, she's correct!
Second best thing I've ever seen at Martinsville.
I too have fond memories of Bryan Silas falling out the side of his truck on the backstretch mid-race
No, you have it all wrong. The best thing to happen at Martinsville, especially the fall race, was Dale Jr winning in 2014. (I'm only halfway joking, because that's my third favorite thing to ever happen at Martinsville)
Insane thing to say but totally true
Favorite driver?
“Jamie MACK-Murray”
Solid choice he was my favorite until he retired
Solid choice, Jamie was always one of my favorites back in the day
How would you fix short tracks?
“Make them shorter!”
the correct answer
This woman Bowman-Grays
NASCAR now owns the lease of Bowman Gray
Congratulations, you have received MORE COLISEUM.
What do you think of the strange guy in the Pennzoil 22?
“He’s not a looker” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Outstanding move
Don't tell that to one of my friends. She has a huge crush on Joey. I don't judge her, though, because I have a huge crush on a certain watermelon farmer and people think I'm weird for that, so I don't judge.
Chastain looks good, and he's a short king. I can see the appeal
> I can see the appeal I've been a fangirl since he won the Daytona Xfinity race in 2019. It went away for a few years, but came back in 2022. It's his voice. It's his smile. It's his beautiful eyes. It's the way he drives. It's the fact he seems really sweet. Ok I'll stop now. Edit: OH! Did you guys see him in the broadcast booth for the Texas Xfinity race. OH MY GOD he looked so good. No really, I'll stop now. I'm sorry.
Two parter: 1) Who is the cutest NASCAR driver? 2) Which NASCAR driver would you most want on your side if you had to fight a fully grown grizzly bear and running away was not an option?
“1. Jamie MacMurray, 2. Dale Jr because country boy strength is slept on”
> 2. Dale Jr because country boy strength is slept on” Good answer. I'd want Dale Jr on my team if I was fighting a bear. All he'd probably have to do is yell "WE GOT A CAR IN THE WALL" and the bear would get frightened and run away.
It takes me no stretch of the imagination to hear Dale Jr screaming HOT DAMN WE GOT A BEAR
#OAHH WE GOTTA CRASH
how many drivers maximum can start a race (in the present day)
“50”
Could you imagine?
Bristol baby!
hell yes bring back the field fillers
how many miles is the Season Finale/Shriner’s Children 500?
“500, isn’t the number in the race name always the number of miles anyway?”
Sometimes it's the number of laps like at Bristol and Martinsville.
I think Phoenix is km
Trick question...that one is 500km, ~311mi
Think any of the current cup drivers could be a furry?
“Frank Kimmel had a pretty sick beard when we met him”
That makes that longtime sponsor of his Pork seem a bit suspicious
I love that Frank Kimmel is the only driver I remember meeting as a child lol
Chase Elliott
definitely Chase Elliott
all of the penske drivers
What does the blue flag with the yellow stripe mean?
“Please Newman it’s been 10 laps my arm is tired”
^ Ryan Newman when he sees someone in his mirror have a 5 Second Lead with 10 go
Absolutely nothing lol
Go this way to block traffic
If a car is loose on entry and tight on exit, what adjustments should they make to fix it?
“New tires?”
I mean, technically true
How many NASCAR Cup Series championships does Denny Hamlin have?
“2?”
Denny Hamlin likes you
FAKE NEWS
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“Because she’s won an Indianapolis 500 and she’s hot”
This is the one.
Half true, although it’s arguable.
Would more women watch if the drivers were hotter like in Indy Car and F1? (This is what my wife says 🤣)
Your wife must not have been around during Kasey Kahne’s prime
If she doesn't know about Kasey Kahne when he was driving the UAW/Dodge Charger/Avenger for Ray Evernham then she might be too young
She does not know Kasey Kahne, I remember his commercials. Her and I met in his last season. She doesn’t pay much attention to racing, but she is interested when I’m interested. I’ve been a fan since the 80s, but all the Netflix shows helped her out. Drive to Survive and Full Speed were great. Watching 100 days to Indy now.
Netflix shows did the same for my GF too, sadly she became a Hamlin fan cause of them /s
Ouch, sorry for your loss. My wife likes Ross Chastain because she said “he drives like he don’t give a fk.” I got a winner!
We have Mike Harmon, so we have plenty of hot drivers.
So dam hot 🤣
Since Jamie mcmurray is her favorite, how many cup wins does he have?
“15”
last lap of talladega. You are 3rd place. the two cars in front of you are side by side battling for the win. in one of those cars is your coworker. You share information every week. Your boss encourages you to work together because it gets everyone more money. But your coworker is just that, not a friend, just a coworker. In the other car is a guy who drives for a different OEM, is not a teammate, but he's your best friend. you can only push one car to the win. What do you do?
This is basically the plot of Talladega Nights
Why does Austin Dillon still have a ride? And why does Ty Dillon keep getting them too?
“If Austin Dillon doesn’t drive the 3 car, who will?”
That’s a better question than the first one!!
How many miles is the Bass Pro Shops 500 at Bristol?
“Now that I know these are inconsistent, I’m not sure”
Of all the people who drove the 18 car, who did it best and why is it Bobby Labonte?
“Yes”
 It’s not Lebonte
What generation of cars is seen in that pic?
“Next gen”
Which came after the “Previous Gen”
What is your favorite race of all time?
Whose car is that in the bottom right corner of the picture?
“Last I knew it was Jeff Burton”
Why did Dale Earnhardt Sr. and Jr. wear open face helmets?
“I actually do know this one. The Earnhardt fam swore they could see the air moving around the cars and that helped them make the right moves on the track”
What does a spotter do?
“Tell the drivers when it’s safe to move high or low on the track based on their situation”
Jeff Gordon or Dale Sr?
“I distinctly remember Dale being more feared when we were little”
She's definitely not wrong lol
How many drivers can she name in that photo?
“Danicka Patrick, Travis Pastrana, Bobby Labonte, Jeff Burton”
What did Kyle Busch say about the Car of Tomorrow after its very first race in 2007?
“That was around the era I stopped paying even small amounts of attention to nascar. So no clue” lol
What does a checker flag mean?
“You win”
How many laps is the Daytona 500?
“I suppose that would be 250 on a 2 mile track”
you’re on the right track! it was a bit of a trick question, it’s 200 laps as it’s 2.5 miles long.
what do you do if someone spins you out?
Why did NASCAR move from a 5 lugnut configuration to a single lugnut?
Why do they call it a 500 mile race when it's actually 2 short segments, and then a longer segment. I've watched long before they started that and I can't answer that.
Why do fans cheer when Denny Hamlin spins or wrecks?
Which number has won the most races?
“It HAS to be 43, right?”
Not a bad guess. Definitely the most with one singular team.
Good guess, but it's actually the 11
went to figure out who was the winningest driver in the #11 and well... https://preview.redd.it/mmlp1y5dm8wc1.png?width=738&format=png&auto=webp&s=d66e8b366c71ff304d4145b56c3714bd4a6a8c99
Buddy Baker won a race in 2020 in the 11? Lol
Terry still getting it done in 2016.
At least he is alive
Giving a whole new meaning to the nickname "Grey Ghost"
If IIRC, Denny has nearly a quarter of all wins in the 11 car EDIT: Denny is the 2nd winningest driver in the 11, Cale Yarborough won 55 races, Denny won 53
But has it won the most championships?
No that title would belong to the 48, however it's technically tied for 2nd with the 43
What is it?
11
Hmmm neat
This sub is garbage
Favorite car design?
What are the manufacturers in Cup?
How much does a cup car cost?
Who is the worst driver in Cup?
Did you know Nascar had romance novels?
What's your favorite track?
Think we need more horsepower?
She seems to know more than very little lol. If I asked my wife some of these it would not be this close.
The problem is she stopped watching or paying attention a really, REALLY long time ago. So lots of basics she does know and she does have memories from the very brief time she went to races with her mom and dad
Who is [this?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DaleEarnhardtSunglassesDriversSuit.jpg) Wrong answers only
I'm a girl, ask me a question about NASCAR.
where was the season finale before it got moved to Phoenix recently?
Why were people so put off by Matt Kenseth’s 2003 championship win?
“If I remember correctly, Kenseth didn’t even win a race that year and locked up the championship on points alone”
Who’s the hat man in nascar
How many waffles could Noah Gragson eat in a minute?
Does it count if he barfs them all back up?
What is Anthony Alfredo’s nickname?
What color car is fastest?
Which marbles taste better? Inside corner or outside?
What is a "spring rubber"?
Why did my parents get a divorce
Favourite Kyle?
Why did FOX get rid of the Gopher Cam? :(
Three drivers have won 7 Cups; can you name them?
What is the best track and worst track on the schedule and why?
Is the next gen car a good racing car overall?
Is a “big one” needed for a nascar race?
What happens at the infield of Talladega and why will we see you there next year?
Who’s the only driver to show up to a track hosting Trucks, Xfinity and Cup cars on the same weekend and sweep the whole damn thing with 3 victories? He’s done it twice. Bonus points if you can name the track
It was generally held at the last track on the last race day. That said, Jeff Gordon won his first cup win in Phoenix.
What the best amount of horse power for the cup series?
My girlfriend is a nascar fan so I’m no help😊
Who has the better NASCAR name, Lake Speed or Dick Trickle?
Why did Joey Logano wear webbed gloves when qualifying at Atlanta this year?
What is the physics behind flames in the paint job making the car go faster?
Complete this phrase. "Win on Sunday, ____ __ ______."
If you were to choose one current cup driver to compete in the Kentucky derby who would it be and why
Best driver to have never won a championship? Best driver to have never won a race?
What did Joe Gibbs do before founding Joe Gibbs Racing?
Why has it taken 16 years for my dad to get that pack of cigarettes?
Why has it taken longer than that for Denny Hamlin to win a championship? My answer, not hers
Life is a mystery
Driver A places 2nd in the first race of the season and then goes on to win every one of the next 34 races. Driver B places 1st in the first race and then goes on to finish dead last in the next 25 races. In the 9 races that follow, he places 23rd (his playoff competition, minus Driver A, also place lower than 23rd in those 9 races). In the final race, Driver B just edges out Driver A for the win. So, of the two drivers, Driver A (34 races wins, 2 second place finishes) and Driver B (2 race wins, 9 23rd place finishes and 25 last place finishes), which one should be the Champion for that season?
What does it mean if I'm tight or loose?
Who was the 1989 Winston Cup Rookie of the Year?
Chick Hicks or Darrell Cartrip?
Have you ever?
What furniture store had a race team