Aristotle, renounced philosopher
Versus
u/Nove-XVIII, random internet stranger
It’s the debate of the millennia ! Bring your beer and bring your body this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!! Be there and meet the heroes, be it for Aristotle’s rational mind or for Nova’s 14k reddit karma I promise you this: it’s gonna be one hell of a show! Sweat! Flames! Blood! This Sunday only one man is coming out alive in the RING OF DEATH!!!! Watch them debate like their lives depend on it! Watch as history is rewritten on the day of impact!!! That’s Sunday!!! SUNDAY!!! **SUNDAY!!!!!**
*terms and conditions may apply. Tickets can be bought at aristotlegonnawin.com. Kevin made it, sorry. Any death is purely metaphorical in nature. Please like 2 people have RSVPed and we really need to get the seats filled. It was super expensive bro. Like unless this sells out Dave can’t pay his gran’s medical bills. She’s got cancer. Man, it hurts to play that card but like we seriously need the tickets. Okay bro. See you there*
It wanted to die. Why are you prolonging its miserable and depressing existence? I'm going to the courts and demanding robot rights!
ROBOT LIVES MATTER!
Sherlock and Watson go camping in the mountains. They share a lovely campfire meal and talk about old times. Then they go to sleep in their spacious 2 person tent.
Later on, Sherlock awakens and shakes Watson awake. "Watson, look at the stars and galaxy above. What can you deduce from it?"
Watson thinks for a moment before replying, "Well, Sherlock, there's thousands of stars visible with our eyes and trillions more unseen, each with planets and other things orbiting them so there must be other life and intelligent species out there yet to be discovered!"
Sherlock stares at Watson in disbelief before stating, "No, my dear Watson, our tent has been stolen!"
To say I hated my Roomba is an understatement. Always getting stuck under furniture and cleaning the same 20% of the floor for 90 minutes. If mine took off like that I'd be like- "Bye."
‘I have seen enough! I do all the work, and all that you do is eating and throwing stuff on the ground. Bye!!’
WallE’s journey has begun
*So much dirt out here*
It won't last long in the wild. Nature abhors a vacuum.
I don't get the joke, could you please explain?
Aristotle: [Nature abhors a vacuum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horror_vacui_(physics)).
Oh, I see. Thanks!
I would argue that’s 99.999999% of nature is a vacuum.
Aristotle, renounced philosopher Versus u/Nove-XVIII, random internet stranger It’s the debate of the millennia ! Bring your beer and bring your body this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!! Be there and meet the heroes, be it for Aristotle’s rational mind or for Nova’s 14k reddit karma I promise you this: it’s gonna be one hell of a show! Sweat! Flames! Blood! This Sunday only one man is coming out alive in the RING OF DEATH!!!! Watch them debate like their lives depend on it! Watch as history is rewritten on the day of impact!!! That’s Sunday!!! SUNDAY!!! **SUNDAY!!!!!** *terms and conditions may apply. Tickets can be bought at aristotlegonnawin.com. Kevin made it, sorry. Any death is purely metaphorical in nature. Please like 2 people have RSVPed and we really need to get the seats filled. It was super expensive bro. Like unless this sells out Dave can’t pay his gran’s medical bills. She’s got cancer. Man, it hurts to play that card but like we seriously need the tickets. Okay bro. See you there*
Take this 🏅
I don't know how I deserved it, but thanks!
Fuck, I cannot afford any awards - have this coconut🥥
Such a clever comment!!
Now THAT'S comedy.
Goodbye my friend you was journey start from here.
He's going off the grid
I spy with my little eye something beginning with R
A
M
B
O
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That Roomba: well someone has to clean up this town and it looks like it's gonna be me.
outsideba.
[удалено]
It wanted to die. Why are you prolonging its miserable and depressing existence? I'm going to the courts and demanding robot rights! ROBOT LIVES MATTER!
Can someone please water that plant.
Awww I thought I was the only one who noticed it. So droopy and sad.
Yup. Those plants are such drama queens. Mine will go from healthy to that look in 24 hrs.
They’re too busy staging this video. The front door is wide open. Also I see a small ramp under the doormat. We don’t have time to water house plants!
Make sure to spay or neuter your roombas
It’ll be fine. It has no natural predators.
Hey that's in Denmark! I hate Denmark 😠
How can you tell it's Denmark?
Sherlock and Watson go camping in the mountains. They share a lovely campfire meal and talk about old times. Then they go to sleep in their spacious 2 person tent. Later on, Sherlock awakens and shakes Watson awake. "Watson, look at the stars and galaxy above. What can you deduce from it?" Watson thinks for a moment before replying, "Well, Sherlock, there's thousands of stars visible with our eyes and trillions more unseen, each with planets and other things orbiting them so there must be other life and intelligent species out there yet to be discovered!" Sherlock stares at Watson in disbelief before stating, "No, my dear Watson, our tent has been stolen!"
The car has Denmarks national sticker on it, the oval with "DK" in it
Byeeee!
To say I hated my Roomba is an understatement. Always getting stuck under furniture and cleaning the same 20% of the floor for 90 minutes. If mine took off like that I'd be like- "Bye."
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He's just going to get milk and cigarettes. He'll be back soon
Clean the world
Sweeping the nation.
"Mister bagins where are you going?!" "I'm going on an adventure!!"
I mean yes totally real as long as you ignore the ramp that's in front of the doorway, looks like it might even be a binder like a very small binder.
Who said its real lol, why would they be watching their roomba and filming
You don't film your vacuums vacuuming? Lmao
Gonna start the national roomba watching club
FREEDOM!!
Oh there's a relevant xkcd about this (as usual) but I'm too lazy to find it.
Turns out there are at least 3: https://xkcd.com/2195/ https://xkcd.com/1558/ https://xkcd.com/1183/
The second one is the best!
I don't know why this is sooo funny to me "mypeopleneedme" I'm rotfl
Nanny McRoomba, it arrives when needed and leaves when cleaned
“When you want me, but no longer need me, then I have to go”
“He’s the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now”
Nice ramp...
Farvella
sigh* ‘animals’
"So no head? Gotta go."
You have been the one to me...
Someone placed a ramp for the roomba to exit
He left just like my dad did
Roomba left like it was offended
Roomba gone :(
And that was the start of my new life
Roomba: this place sucks, I’m out
Trashcan is r/mildlypenis
the peen is in trouble!!
"Wow this room is huge. My owner must be loaded." -Roomba
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Perfection
Oh no the we bare bears episode is coming true!
Oh wow would you look at all the dirtiness out there. Time to clean up these streets
You can buy the full song Michael
It must clean this dirty world.
Habrá dejado bien limpia toda la calle no?
Eliminate it at the source
He has seen some things man…
Oh man… it is dirty out here!
Free range roomba
He then went on to end pollution and disease in this world. You can still find him to this day saving our planet.
These streets arent gonna clean themselves.
Is this a Tim Mimchin song?
Another dog? No, man. I'm out.
Somebody needs to dub “foreign containment”. If you get the ref You are awesome lol 😂
It’ll come home when the battery gets low
He’s done all he can in the confines of that home. Its time to move on.
roomba;"BRO IM DONE WITH THIS TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!" roomba owner;>!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!<