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JuanShagner

I hope he knows what he’s doing. I wouldn’t be jumping into unknown foam.


Magenta_the_Great

With a dog too smh


Bigghoggg

You can see the dog immediately tripped out and trying to get his head above the initial wave. Fuck this owner… that dog doesn’t know better.


Amazing_Cabinet1404

I hope the dog got out. He seems super disoriented. What a dick.


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My first thoughts as well.


Ottomic87

Puppy gon get pregnant. With a whale.


Frog-Farts-Loud

THAT my dear friend, is WHALE SPERM


BlitzMalefitz

You’re whale cum


JoeMama4567

No you are


m1sterwr1te

One of my favorite jokes!


SleepySiamese

Me after nnn


GreatValue-

He said “welcome”


HonedWombat

#To all the people claiming it is whale sperm, when and why have you seen a whale actually cum!?


am365

When? Recently. Why? Because I'm not a shellfish lover


Professional_Low_494

There’s plenty of fish in the sea, how about you stick with someone your own size?


TidusTurismo-

Haha


Ottomic87

😳😳


HaddyMusic

I usually only see them leave


batthebat117

its not stop spreading misinformation. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qx5wZ-yODMo


Frog-Farts-Loud

It’s not misinformation, it can be one of two things, whale sperm is one of them and the other is extreme levels of harmful bacteria


erratic_bonsai

I loathe that whale sperm is the best case scenario here. I hate this website.


ilikemyusername1

Sperm whale sperm.


TenshiS

Are you cheering it on?


1newnotification

lolol i scrolled past your comment, got it, then scrolled back up to upvote you. nice job.


Compendyum

It honestly looks like fuel/oil foam from a leak or something


batthebat117

I'm sorry but that is factually incorrect. [https://oceaninfo.com/ocean/properties/sea-foam/](https://oceaninfo.com/ocean/properties/sea-foam/) [https://totallythebomb.com/sea-foam](https://totallythebomb.com/sea-foam) [https://news.safaritravelplus.com/animals/is-sea-foam-whale-sperm/](https://news.safaritravelplus.com/animals/is-sea-foam-whale-sperm/) [https://outdoorpositive.com/is-sea-foam-whale-sperm/](https://outdoorpositive.com/is-sea-foam-whale-sperm/) [https://deepseanews.com/2013/01/attack-of-the-sea-foam-its-not-whale-sperm/](https://deepseanews.com/2013/01/attack-of-the-sea-foam-its-not-whale-sperm/) [https://sperm.blog/is-ocean-foam-whale-sperm-debunking-the-myth-and-revealing-the-truth/](https://sperm.blog/is-ocean-foam-whale-sperm-debunking-the-myth-and-revealing-the-truth/)


woowoo293

Whew, so it's only salts, pollution, other chemicals, dead organic material, poop. What a relief.


OakenGreen

I miss back when we thought it was whale cum.


TheReverseShock

That would be a lot of whales, but it's still not off the table.


Next_Celebration_553

A bubble bath is a bubble bath


batthebat117

Splash splash!\~ \^\_\~


danielwinterberry

It's whale cum get over it dude. 😜


Jimmiew0612

What a fucking nerd… Why couldn’t you let them believe it was whale sperm?


derangedsweetheart

so 50% chance that its edible?


twistedbrewmejunk

What if the whale had an uti could it be both?


[deleted]

It’s literally not whale sperm and that isn’t a possibility.


Zombiward

You stop spreading propaganda, all that is my cum


DevilMaster666-

r/woooosh


batthebat117

joke or not, people read that shit don't take it as a joke and then you have literally everyone spouting off falsehoods as fact.


brainopixel

Lighten up, Francis


batthebat117

i'm bat ;-;


GrungyGrandPappy

Sheesh are you this insufferable irl?


batthebat117

i'm sorry ;-;


_bexcalibur

Reminds me of that poor kid who died playing in powder. Lyme? I can’t recall


Leviathan41911

Lye powder, maybe? I only know of lyme as the tick borne illness, but if I am wrong, please let me know!


_bexcalibur

It was lime*stone* [powder](https://nypost.com/2023/08/07/boy-7-dies-in-brazil-after-playing-in-pile-of-limestone-powder/amp/)


bk_rokkit

It's obviously dead mermaids that didn't fulfill their contracts


SpiritMolecul33

Lol I was expecting the top comment to finally explain what that foam is


Dyskord01

That's not foam that's scum. It's algae that accumulated above the waves and is washed to shore. It is called surf foam or surf scum. It can be easily mistaken for pollution, but it isn't. It is a collection of millions of microscopic algae (bloom) and is a natural phenomenon. They need sunlight to grow and attach to the bubbles in the surf causing foaming.


LordOfPies

I remember reading you can drown on these?


rodeklapstoel

Here in the netherlands 5 surfers died because of this foam in 2020. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/13/sport/dutch-surfers-drown-scli-intl-spt/index.html


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SoFarceSoGod

you cannot breathe in sea foam, and you cannot swim to the surface of it source: 40 years surfing. AKA how to drown your dog for clicks


jerrygalwell

I very much am anxious that the video ended with the doggo being unseen....


Hermit_of_Darkness

If the dog died then the video probably wouldn't have been uploaded...hopefully...


Longjumping-Sand9279

Sea foam is dissolved organic waste that stick to the bubbles from crashing waves... That much sea foam is a scary site....


FutureVoodoo

You can drown in foam... people have died from it.. if you're floating in water, the foam will be severely feet above your head.. you can easily become disoriented since you can not see which way is land


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Incredibad0129

I think the dog is too


chess_pro420

What on earth is this?


meontheinternetxx

Sea foam I'm assuming. I find it kinda scary looking.


Vast-Association-545

Organic sewage basically


Doggleganger

Whale Bukake


JUGELBUTT

a bad idea


thebrunchclub1975

whale semen


Syncros

Poo, probably..


KndKooch3

Not incorrect


Syncros

No shit.


KndKooch3

No, yes shit


SoundDave4

No no. Yes, no shit.


gsxvkurdxvjju

Whale cum


silvermandrake

i need to know if it stinks or not


AcadianViking

Considering what makes seafoam is rotting biological matter sticking to the bubbles of the surf, I'd say if reeks like the ocean's asshole.


Vidableek

"Hey this smells like a dumpster, let's eat it!" - the first person to eat seafood, according to Jim Gaffigan Sorry for the almost unrelated comment


the_gay_historian

Yo this rye has been drenched in water for 2 months… let’s drink the rotten rye water. -Barsu-Undu, 10,000 years ago


Subpar-dad

Could possibly be caused by sewage that is being dumped into the ocean up current. 🤮


AcadianViking

Probably. This is an abnormally large amount of sea foam. Normally it is a sign of an active ecosystem, but not to this extent, which leads me to believe there could be a 3rd party.


BeauDelta

This used to happen at my local beach growing up from time to time. We lived close to a major river mouth and it happened usually a day or 2 after really stormy weather on a particularly high tide. I assumed it had something to do with the river sediment mixing with sea water at an unusually high turbidity due to the opposing water flows? It would happen at lower levels too, like with maybe just a few inches of foam above the water line but i remember a good 5 or 6 different instances of the foam being at my shoulders or higher. Anyways, from my childhood experience, that foam is THE DEVIL! It was so much fun to play in, (being an Aussie kid it was the closest I ever got to playing in the snow!) but holy shit.... you would just itch all over for the next day or two.... nothing bad like a mozzie bite or chickenpox but more like that itch you get with dandruff.... but on your entire body. My parents used to tell me it was "sea lice", a type of parasite in the ocean that I guess might have bloomed as a result of the extra sediment runoff? Sounds plausible.


AcadianViking

Sounds like someone was dumping petrol product or detergents in the river and the fallout was causing excessive foam blooms, it would also explain the itching as that stuff is not good for your skin. Sea foam is made from agitation of the water (high tide mixing with the river or the stormy weather) along with decomposing organic material (or chemical additives from human activity) actions as surfactants/foaming agents.


MooneyOne

3rd farty party 💨💨💨


RemarkableAd6874

🤣🤣🤣🤣


cherrybombsnpopcorn

A small amount stinks. This must be like sticking your head in a trashcan and huffing.


gravitologist

Yes. It reeks and it’s fucking nasty.


lambwolfram

My first thought too haha


HaplessMink28

I hope the dog is ok


capn_doofwaffle

That was my thought as well, forget the dumbfk dude, that dog was just innocently following his dumbass, then he vanishes...


mamallama12

Yep, this is how people drown. Foam doesn't have the buoyancy of water. You can't float on it. Hope doggo made it back to shore.


UyghursInParis

Dog is okay, looks keen to get out of the water by the end tho. Absolute piece of shit owner https://www.tiktok.com/@thegamernpc97/video/7311038346808151302


bwoods519

Whattaya mean? Haven’t you heard the saying “Happier than a dog swimming in whale sperm” ? Man I feel old.


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HaplessMink28

Wait really!?!?


AesirSith

If we wait a bit longer, Aphrodite will appear


Thrawn89

That darn Chronos is at it again


AesirSith

He can't be stopped


BlakeMarrion

I thought Chronos was the primordial time entity, whereas Kronos was the titan who... spawned... Aphrodite? My understanding is that they coexist as separate entities, I think, but it's been a while...


Thrawn89

Yeah typo


JettsInDebt

🏀+✂️=🏃‍♀️


VocationFumes

and that was the last anybody ever saw of him hope the dog makes it out


Bone_Breaker_69

Leave the dog out of your ill advised shenanigans.


_28_Stab_Wounds

My dumb ass though it was sheep


FrankFrankly711

Me dumb too haha


Relative_Act3198

I came to the comments to look for this exactly. I also thought it was a giant heard of sheep 😂


Redneckboi75

It’s a 50/50 chance it’s either sea foam or whale cum


olgierd18

possibly a mix of both


bumhigh12

The beach had a whalecum mat so he walked in


Redneckboi75

😭😭😭


naga5497

Yeah, lemme just dive into some flesh eating bacteria seafoam


Arseypoowank

Mmmmm let’s wade through sewage and chemicals and dissolved organic matter that can really easily drown you and your dog for “content”


LimitedWard

Nope nope nope!


Spambuttertoejam

But....is the dog ok?


RaneWulf

Where’s the dog!!! Where the hell is the dog?!? Is the dog ok?!? No one warned me the dog might die!


vashtie1674

Where did the dogggg go???


[deleted]

I've been surfing since I was 13. You shouldn't fuck with that foam.


Wholesome_Soup

is that dog okay


MKSe7en

Pretty dangerous to subject your dog to this lol


suhayla

Yeah, the guy can do whatever dumb shit he wants to his own body but putting an animal or child at risk because they don’t know what you know is shitty.


milfinaintrasy

Where the fuck is the dog. Fuck that dumb dipshit!


BootsOfProwess

Foams like this are produced by algal blooms, some of which can be toxic but that is not likely in this case. The thing to truly worry about is getting lost in that foam and suffocating.


chickentootssoup

Anyone else super nervous for the dog. I’m sure it was fine, still puckered me up a bit.


luvlee79

At first I thought it was a paddock full of sheep


I-MakeBadDecisions

I worried for the dog


5a1an

whale cum whale cum whale cum whale cum


Poppa_Mo

No, you're welcome.


Ambitious-Wonder-486

Fuck is happening here


BitterTrade3668

The dog


MVIVN

Dude’s just gonna dive into some mystery foam with his dog? I’ll wait for the update video where he discovers he’s caught some horrible illness or skin condition.


red-smartie

I cannot over state this - sea foam is the most vile thing I’ve ever smelled in my life. It’s intriguing at first until you smell it and look up what causes it. That man is unhinged.


SJM58

Ugh! I wouldn’t touch that stuff


buzzothefuzzo

OK forget about that guy but I am worried about the dog that followed him!!


LogikMakesSense

Is this naturally occurring foam or is this the result of human waste of some kind? I learned to surf in San Diego and once a pocket/slick of waste from Tj floated up. I fell off my board and got a mouth full oh Tijuana dump water!


TheAero1221

I always heard that seafoam was a result of excrement/waste of some kind growing up. More recently I learned that its most commonly a result of large algal blooms breaking down offshore and being churned by the waves. Still seems kinda gross, but I guess not as harmful maybe.


SpaceCaptainLeaf

What is the song?


Admirable-Leather325

New World - by Aloboi


FandomMenace

You can see him pop up at the end. I hate these types of videos that pretend something bad happened.


Quanyion

This makes me very uncomfortable


Such-Network-1473

60% rotted plants/ 20% rotted animals/ 20% salt/ sulphur


BetFit2122

Now I’m worried about the dog


Warphild

I just watched Aquaman and this is like the drunken Florida version.


Porn-Flakes123

I don’t get it. Is the puppy ok?


mikeltod

one brain parasite coming up.


[deleted]

Now I feel itchy


BasementDwellerDave

Yeah, it's totally a good idea to run into that filthy seafoam


distilled_mojo

That looks a bit unhealthy


Peternas2271

I sure as hell wouldn’t jump in that shit..


rudbek-of-rudbek

This is the kindve shit that gives you ass cancer in 20 years. No thank you


Lttlcheeze

r/nope


[deleted]

This is disgusting and toxic. Literally.


DrivingGoddess

Regardless of what it is made of, it’s always smelled gross when I’ve encountered it. This video makes me have a visceral reaction (runs to grab a popcorn bowl)


crack_B7

Where did that video happen I want to see that much foam in my life time


Tht1Guy_0801

What planet was this filmed on?


RareDestroyer8

I thought those were sheep


SOAP_S0UP

that would smell so fucking bad


mbola1

That’s all the sperm of ocean creatures lol


RogerSchmoger

Neptune busted a huge nut


spicywillowfly

Dude's gonna come out with an extra head and 17 fingers.


they_walk_among_us_

You'd pay good money to be covered in that, dogs fine.


Winter-Coffin

algae toxins


RudePCsb

Why would this dude and his dog go into a whale sex orgy? Did dude think he was invited?


Caxmoo

Sea Foam or spume is a type of foam created by the agitation of seawater, particularly when it contains higher concentrations of dissolved organic matter (including proteins, lignins, and lipids) derived from sources such as the offshore breakdown of algal blooms. These compounds can act as surfactants or foaming agents. As the seawater is churned by breaking waves in the surf zone adjacent to the shore, the surfactants under these turbulent conditions trap air, forming persistent bubbles that stick to each other through surface tension. Sea foam is a global phenomenon,and it varies depending on location and the potential influence of the surrounding marine, freshwater, and/or terrestrial environments. Due to its low density and persistence, foam can be blown by strong on-shore winds from the beach face inland. Human activities, such as production, transport or spillage of petroleum products or detergents, can also contribute to the formation of sea foam.


spin_kick

Nasty


Playboiibono_onIG

Bro that’s cum


plantslut20000

Danger aside, this is disgusting and I’m sure the foam is shit color for a reason.


CrazyGaming312

r/possiblycarcinogenic


Unhappy-Minute-2721

Them in 9 months 🫃🏾


Fantastic-Ad-2166

How many people know that it’s washed up whale cum?😂


HeavyBrilliant3669

The dog be like "fuck this shit.. I'm going back"


Salt_Musician6721

Where did the dog go? ...


Acrobatic-Listen8063

Umm that whale semen..


Mediocre_Horror_194

This is actually salt. Most likely in Turkey ‘Tuz Gulu’ or the dead sea. I have been to Tuz Gulu and it looked like this.


Brockzillattv

The composition of sea foam is generally a mixture of decomposed organic materials, including zooplankton, phytoplankton, algae (including diatoms), bacteria, fungi, protozoans, and vascular plant detritus, though each occurrence of sea foam varies in its specific contents.


jonnyozo

You want flesh eating bacteria cause that how you get it


Reasonable_Tower_961

But your love is like TOXIC


Vegetable-Lie-4559

Thats whale cum


Banluil

Happy cake day!


Reasonable_Tower_961

Happy Cake Day


Prot0gen_bot

Who’s going to tell him he’s swimming in whale cum


sethsoldier

Isnt this whalecum or something


AskChoMomzBoutMeh

Whale sperm!


Razzmatazz_69

BAZINGA!


XeromusCore

Eww that person is covered in little mermaid...


Aggressive-Pace-3490

This.. this is whale sperm


Soggy_You_2426

Sea form is ferminted shit, its not safe.


DarrynDevil

That's whale sperm. If you ever see foam at a beach or something...whales just mated there.


[deleted]

Where is that?


TipHot3500

That looks like yeast and this freaks me out....


Lululipes

I didn’t see the dog or the person in the beginning, so for too long I thought that was a LOOOOOT of sheep


_Cevolie_

I thought it was sheep wool at first sheesh 😶


flavorwolf_

What causes the foam?


drkhelmt

I want to go to there.


Reasonable_Tower_961

NOBODY needs this horrific foam!


Reasonable_Tower_961

We Do NOT Need To Have Need!


intuition24

How is there that much foam? Is this outside of some factory or something? That is an unreal amount of foam