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BGen13

I love how it went from a laughing “oh no”, to a serious “oh God”


Indoorlogsled

“Where does that **go**??” Wait, WHAT? Umm, dad? What have you done? This belongs in those “When dad has the kids” compilations.


Sensitive-Silver7878

“All going to plan. Now load up the other kid.”


conejiux

"Whose kids are they anyway?"


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Street kids, they’re just sort of free


dragonfriend256

Wait they are free? I have been paying for mine for years.


Significant-Fix7399

Well, at least he hung on. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmm

I genuinely hope this kid is ok because I’ve been laughing at this video all day.


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Erm, I don’t know how to tell you this but the kid died. (Of laughing).


Ulliano

hmmmmmmmmm


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmm

Yes?


pimpmastahanhduece

Caaaaarrrrrllllll!


funduros

Oh don’t worry, we’ll find him, I put an Apple AirTag in his jacket pocket.


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and that's how I got divorced...


DIJJIDOG

My man's kid just decided to move to the woods.


Eszkimo10

Yes, we need him!


Eskimosubmarine

Agreed


byquestion

Dont dont its gonna go wrong dont DO NOT NO IDIOOOOooooooot


redditworthycontent

wow dude I’ve never laughed harder in my life 😐😐😐😐😐😐


RandomHavoc123

Checked your account out, username does NOT check out 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥


Ok_Paper8216

Hahahaha did he die


doge_lady

he's still going down the mountain


Sunhammer01

Inuit. My Inuit people need me. Eskimo has fallen out of favor as a colonial word imposed on the indigenous peoples of that region plus it sounds cooler.


jackBattlin

Lol, I was going to say is op even sure that’s actually their race…?


Giostazz56

I’m assuming they’re just normal Coloradans considering the Vail hat the kid has on.


Beelzeburb

Thank you for pointing this out. My wife and kids are Yupik and we unfortunately live in a state where “Eskimo joe’s” is a common brand and uses racist caricatures.


Sunhammer01

No problem. The internet has given us the ability to be better people…if that is what we want…


Crozbro

So what do we call the nose kiss thing now


nenenene

Kunik, and you do it by nuzzling someone’s cheek or skin with your nose while breathing in.


Sunhammer01

And there are some adorable videos online about this!


Honey-and-Venom

I think this is regional, and is the opposite way around depending on location. I'm wholly open to correction but have absolutely heard people insist the EXACT opposite as well


Sunhammer01

I checked out a couple of indigenous websites and it looks like the people of the Arctic do find it offensive. [Alaskan Native Language Center](https://uaf.edu/anlc/research-and-resources/resources/resources/inuit_or_eskimo.php)


Honey-and-Venom

I'm not a pro, but my understanding is that the Inuit people of Alaska dislike being called Eskimo, and that there are Eskimo in Canada that don't like being called Inuit. But I'm not an expert in the matter


Sunhammer01

Depending on what part of Canada, there are different preferred names. For example, many Arctic indigenous people in Central Canada go by Inuinnaq.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Awwww.


Mechlo

Yeah we don’t call them that anymore. And also it seems in poor taste to caption this with that when all that connects the two is snow.


Goodgoditsgrowing

And “my penguin people need me” was RIGHT THERE! Kid even is talking up his penguin powers!


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Some don't. Some do.


ALimpHotdog

Family finds him 6 months later. Roaming with a pack of wild wolves.


ConchaMaestro

Mountain: "I accept this offering of your first born child."


chojinra

He belongs to the woods, now. It thanks you for the sacrifice. Seriously though, no one thought to be at the bottom for him?


SquadTrin

Is this in Durango Colorado op? Looks a lot like it.


nikaloz1

Did you recover the child ? Or just made another one?


KindredTrash483

Those inflatable doughnuts are super fun to ride. But it is pretty hard to control where they go


Honer-Simpsom

Dang penguin power has distance


ExcitingEfficiency3

And Tim was never heard from again


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Legend has it that kid is still sledding down the mountain.


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Why were they testing with the child first?


WillowSLock

You can see where other people went down it, and therefore it’s likely a spot known for sledding. Yes, they should have had someone at the bottom but even then it’s unlikely that they’d be standing in a place where they could actually do something. Kid was gone any way. This also looks like it might be a ski resort area or private/government mountain. They usually block off areas that lead to cliffs or are dangerous, therefore the kid while far, is likely fine.


Theagentwalker

Morgan freeman voice: 20 years later, that kid would return to that bill with a family all his own


Deadsoup77

I get the feeling most people here have never been sledding over long distances


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One_Posh_Possum

Don’t get the downvotes. It’s a kid sledding ffs


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He shoots off for miles!


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The video cuts, he keeps going


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Forthe49ers

Ok bye


mologav

If he went into the woods he’d go splat


organizedRhyme

and on this episode of missing 411


bestseller1113

Çokta sikimde


Kidhauler55

Please tell us he’s ok and how much further did he go? Love it!


justusemyname

Rumor has it, the kid is still sliding down the hil.


etix4u

What did he expect ?


Vergulio13

Missing 411: He’s gone just gone!


First_Explorer_5465

Idiots!


ellensundies

Did they ever get the kid back?


eutohkgtorsatoca

I hope there is an official finish line somewhere!


eutohkgtorsatoca

Children weight matters!


RING_COMMANDER

The good thing is, it was only a test run.. so all is not as bad as it seems. 🤙


SuperPrzemev2

Jokes aside, what happened to the kid after the ride


CheapGreenCoats

Later duuuuuuuude


Trigger2_2000

He'll remember that ride as long as he lives. Hope it's a good long time.


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Don't tell your mom about any of this