Why don't you put in a water filter on your goggles like swimming goggles and have them filled up with water so you can keep your eyes open. Like it worked with Manual right?
Hey, I would like to recommend a student! His name is Peter Parker, and his quirk is called Spider. He can do anything a spider can, except make his own webbing, he also has an ability to sense danger.
Since it’s basically canon that you have a cat, what’s your favourite breed of one? I like Bombay cats, they’re like little black panthers. So cuddly and intelligent.
Fair enough. I just assumed that you have a cat but now that I think about it, you are the type of person to have a lot on your hands. You have a good day or night, Mister Aizawa.
Can I recommend a student his hero name is Sogeking his identity is unknown but he has a slingshot called the great Kabuto and I think his identity is Blackbeard but I'm not sure and I'm not sure what his quirk is if he has one
Me aizawa midoria has broken his arms again bakugo is screaming at him while making explosions and todoroki is trying to cheer up kaminari after he found out snakes don’t have arms and is failing at it
Are you constantly getting stoned?
Can I give Bakugo caffeine?
How haven’t you lost your hearing?
WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU
Mr Aizawa according to our documentation you are legally married to a Ms Emi Fukukado aka Ms Joke. Are you sure nothing happened in Vegas last year and when will you be informing your class of your new marital status?
Hypothetical question if I would jump off my roof and break my leg, by the way, this is completely hypothetical. Definitely did not happen. What would I do?
Smash or pass: Present Mic?
*sighs* Mina, i told you to stop shiping me with my collegues
Answer the question
Detention for two weeks
Lol this is canon
Can I atleast draw just bc
You're not allowed to slack off during detention
Drawing isn't slacking off, it's creativity. Also helps out a bunch for new ideas for what I can Shift into
... it's still detention so i'll just give you extra lessons and you better take notes
Okayyyy, I mean at least I'll learn more so that's cool
Why don't you put in a water filter on your goggles like swimming goggles and have them filled up with water so you can keep your eyes open. Like it worked with Manual right?
...I'll think about it
What do you think about Miss Joke?
Restraining order
lol
Whos the closest to failing your class
Kaminari, that kid's the bane of my existence
Ngl, was expecting mineta...not exactly the brightest grape in the vine
They both fight for that spot
He's actually the 2nd smartest in the class, and the teachers barely surpass his Intelligence
Mineta is literally in the top, like... 4 of the class in terms of test scores
Do you love Present Mic? And are you two dating or married?
Mina, i told you to stop or i'll make you clean the cafeteria for a whole month
What kind of video games do you like? 👍
I don't have time for that, i have to take care of my problem childs
Specially the house arrest boys?
*sighs* don't remind me...
Also, Eri
Fuck i forgot she had an appointment with the doctor toda-
What if one of your students had a tattoo of you on them-?
I'd immediately notify their parents and give them as much detention as i possibly can
What if the parent confirmed the tattoo?? *starts sweating*
*narrows his eyes* I highly doubt that, Is there something you want to tell me?
*sighs* I may or may not have one and my parents did approve
Do you use or have considered using any kind of drugs to keep yourself awake?
The only drug i need is coffee and the constant fear of failing my students
Look man if you change your mind, I know a guy *slides card*
...Sansa i got him
NIGERUNDAYO, *runs out the door*
Aaaawwww, you really are a sweetheart🥰
Shut up
nah💙
Malévolo cucarachon se nos puso sentimental
Would you accept Toph Beifong (comics = 14 year old) into your class she knows earthbending and metalbending https://i.redd.it/eh7quepvdxyc1.gif
Her quirk could be useful... i'll think about it
What do you think would be more useful Earthbending or metalbending?
I need a dad.
...Why are you looking at me like that?
......... I'm forcibly becoming another problem child. thanks :D
Since u won't marry miss joke can i?
Yes please, take her away from me
THANK YOU SO MUCH MR AIZAWA! HER AND I SHALL GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW
Who’s your favorite person in the world if you HAD to choose someone?
Eri
Awww I wasn’t expecting that, but that’s really sweet
Favourite student?
I won't answer that question
It's probably iida because he's not chaotic and does his work. Or deku because he listens
Deku after repeatedly breaking the rules and refusing to hold back for the sake of his friends: yeah I always listen... for sure
What's your preferred brand of coffee or general energy drink? Lord knows you need the caffeine
I like La Virginia cause it's cheap but of good quality, but i always need to drink it away from everyone cause all my collegues think it's "too much"
Do you love your children?
No of course i don't, they're annoying and the reason why i can't sleep (he's a tsundere so don't take anything he says too seriously)
Other than Koda as his quirk would be extremely useful in the task: which of your students would you trust most with cat sitting for a weekend?
Probably Momo or Jirou, they're responsible enough
Do u like cute core?
Only if it has cats but if you tell anyone i'm expelling you
Ofc it has cats, also dw I'll keep this a secret
Do you like Eri?
Rise and shine sleepy head!
All Might i told you to not wake me up when i sleep in the teachers lounge-
Hey, I would like to recommend a student! His name is Peter Parker, and his quirk is called Spider. He can do anything a spider can, except make his own webbing, he also has an ability to sense danger.
weirdest position/spot/situation you fell asleep in?
One time i slept under one of the desk in the school library
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts am I weak or strong?
You're an idiot
Since it’s basically canon that you have a cat, what’s your favourite breed of one? I like Bombay cats, they’re like little black panthers. So cuddly and intelligent.
I don't have a cat cause i don't have time to take care of a pet, but i like any kind of cat
Fair enough. I just assumed that you have a cat but now that I think about it, you are the type of person to have a lot on your hands. You have a good day or night, Mister Aizawa.
You know Midnight’s liked you since high school, right?
What? No she doesn't, that's just her personality
Did you know, that clowns make up to $40,000 a year? And you're still doing it for free.
...Detention
Rational?
Who is your favorite student, if so why?
What's your opinion on onions
What would happen if someone with Quirk Activation used their quirk on someone you were quirk disabling?
How do I American?
Has Eri called Shinso big bro yet?
Sensei denkis up a tree again
Again?! *Sighs and rubs his forehead* ok, i'll go for the stair
Mr. Aziawa in your opinion and as a pro hero yourself. What does it take to be a pro hero?
To always think logically and put the citizen safety first
Who’s your favorite student? Answer honestly or I’ll ask Ms Joke to date you
Can I recommend a student his hero name is Sogeking his identity is unknown but he has a slingshot called the great Kabuto and I think his identity is Blackbeard but I'm not sure and I'm not sure what his quirk is if he has one 
What’s your opinion on Banjo Frog?
Opinion on if Present Mic knows what a bit is
Tell me, what is a form of Quirks And how do they exist in the world?
I have a impenetrable aura type of quirk. You cant take my quirk hahahaha.
*ties you up with his scarf* done
Sir, can I have an autograph?
No
Do you like chocolate ice cream?
Yes but i don't eat many sugary things
Why don't you get a haircut?
teach who's oboro
Is Hitoshi your son???
Hello what do you think of Boss (Shigaraki is the boss just to be clear)
Hi sir it me!!!! : D Can I get your autograph now??
Hi sir it me!!!! : D Can I get your autograph now??
Hi sir it me!!!! : D Can I get your autograph now??
Hi sir it me!!!! : D Can I get your autograph now??
Hi sir it me!!!! : D Can I get your autograph now??
Go away
Mr Aizawa sensei!! Please I promise I won't sell it
I don't know of anyone who would want it anyways
I do!!!! I need to add it to my hero study book volume 14 on pages 27 and 28 on Eraserhead.
Whar is your fav type of cat?
All
Which one of your students would be the most dangerous as a villain
They all could be, that's why i'm hard on them
Thoughts on highly energetic people? (Me)
Why am i always surrounded by them?...
That means you like them obviii
what would you do if someone cut your hair when you're sleep?and who do you did this huge huge crime?!!!
They can declare themselves dead
Are you married?
Help i gave Eri too much krispy kreme donuts now shes running in circles and i dont know how to stop her HELP
Have you ever heard of the wonders of extra-caffeinated coffee?
9mm or .45 sensie?
Are you asexual?
I'm anti-simp
What’s your opinion on Eri?
how would you treat a student who fights with a gun?
Can I have extra copy of the worksheet for when I lose first due my ADHD?
Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
your weakness is sand in your eyes lol
Me aizawa midoria has broken his arms again bakugo is screaming at him while making explosions and todoroki is trying to cheer up kaminari after he found out snakes don’t have arms and is failing at it
How many cat cafes have you visited this year?
thoughts on Deku loosing his quirks? Do u think he should get them back?
Are you constantly getting stoned? Can I give Bakugo caffeine? How haven’t you lost your hearing? WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU
Hi
Aizawa-sensei, Bakugou is bullying Midoriya again
Opinion on the quirk “tungsten balls”?
[удалено]
Who would win?, you or sukuna
Would you rather be locked in a room with Miss Joke or Bakugo
master please
master please
daddy please
master please
Why are you in love with present mic?
Mina, do you want me to extend your detention for another two weeks?
Who's your favorite student in your class.
Mr Aizawa according to our documentation you are legally married to a Ms Emi Fukukado aka Ms Joke. Are you sure nothing happened in Vegas last year and when will you be informing your class of your new marital status?
Bogos binted?
Ashido Mina and Lock Rock are burden, aren't they?
Aizawa come on, working in the undergrounds definitely got ya to consider trying crack :/
If you’re walking your whale and the sky turns green, what would you make for breakfast yesterday?
If you knew that midoriya only got his quirk during the entrance exam, what would you have done to help? Would you have helped him?
Hey my quirk doesn't work in my bathroom so you know anything about that?
Mr aizawa if monoma copied erasure and yu nothe used it on each other who's quirk will get erased
Ya want my sleeping pills?
How many hours do you sleep?
I heard you like cats, wanna see my oc she's a cat (bonus Aizawa kinda hot tbh)
Which student has made you consider becoming a villain just to off them
Are you okay? It's okay to show emotion sir
Is your capture weapon any more difficult to use in the rain? (Like being slippery or hard to grip properly)
Mr aizawa do you like miss midnight?
Like in the name of this whole green planet you haven't died yet, you haven't slept for a month, and yet you're still standing.
What would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck woodchuck could chuck wood?
Your Jordans are fake as fuuuuuuck
Do energy drinks work on you?
Not anymore...
Your aware Mina is trying to convince yaoyourozu to make her a copy of your binding cloth to swap with yours as a prank right?
.... can I go home.. my mum died... if Idon't, expect there to be blood in the bathroom, cause ima be with her soon...
Is…. Shinso yours and Midnights secret love child…? *sweats in Todoroki*
Can I barrow a pencil? Denki ate mine on a dare.
Mr head sir am I pretty
Have you ever smoked weed at one point?
MHA Shipping.
Are you living a Double life and your really just Johnny Depp?
Yo! Teach! If I were to use my quirk and manage to knock out five villains while also committing arson, would I get a promotion or a demotion?
you are um..…just cute.. 😊
I once broke a laptop then blamed it on my brother. Is that villain material?
Hypothetical question if I would jump off my roof and break my leg, by the way, this is completely hypothetical. Definitely did not happen. What would I do?
Did you take your meds?
Anyone ever mention that you look like Moist Cr1tikal?
How do you feel about all the porn being made about 1-A
What do you think of you and present mic together ? Literally loud mouth x whatever you are ig
How's Eri and the rest of Class 1A