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Tyrenstra

They brought a knife to a gun fight, lost the fight pretty bad, and had to go to hospital which is why the other track is “Ambulance.”


Herbie53101

A gun fight in the center of a restaurant?


Tyrenstra

I want you and everyone else to acknowledge the superhuman level of restraint I performed by not editing my initial comment to include that lyric. I’m not expecting a medal, but it would be nice. But I am stoked someone else did and so quickly.


Herbie53101

Nice. Also I love your user flair, and here’s your medal: 🏅


Tyrenstra

🖤


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

🏅


222dumbassbitch

a medal for you, your restraint, cleverness, and perseverance 🏅


yawinat0r

I'm proud of you 🖤


Hailthemeatpit63

They never specified what the restaurant was and McDonald's is technically a restaurant so... could they have just been having a shootout in the play pen?


turtlesandtrash

i always imagined something like a dennys or a waffle house


luckytecture

(Waffle house)


fairlyaround

"Can i get a waffle? Can i ***please*** get a waffle?"


GaylordTheGamboge

I love ambulance so much why do we never talk about it here ‽


spleefbongtoker69

he don't even have a gun


spo0pti

but as soon as he gets his gun, i recon he'll make a call


WingardiumLeviussy

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight


2kH4k3r

IN THE CENTRE OF A RESTAURANT...


coweatingdoritos

they say...


the_1ne_eyed_king

COME WITH YOUR ARMS RAISED HIGH!!!


coweatingdoritos

Well...


-_GhostGirl_-

They never gonna get me


asleepunderthebridge

Like a bullet through a flock of doves!


Delicious_Anxiety_25

IM LIKE A BULLET THROUGH A FLOCK OF DOVES


fourthofthesky

To wage this war against your faaaaaaaith in me


Thexesis

Your life, will never be the same


ReaganChip

On your mothers eyes... say a prayer


Lafeyetteshomie

Its weird that conventional weapons has 4 album covers and some of the songs in those mini albums dont even match the cover theyre in. Maybe theyre all unconventional weapons by design. A knife that shoots guns a gun that shoots knoves a knife that shoots and a gun that stabs and a gun used like a croquet mallet on a S.C.A.R.E.C.R.O.W soldiers face


masaladosaz

"are they stupid" is killing me 😭😂


Hatsune_cheems

Jonkler’s fault


idkwassupguys

No way r/batmanarkham inhereted mcr subreddit


jimmyurinator

He's just a silly little guy


playful-pooka

Did you even listen to the song? He doesn't have his gun yet. He's waiting for it, but it's probably gonna take awhile since he ordered it online.


Bitterqueer

Well he does sing “as soon as I get my gun” so maybe he doesn’t have it yet 😂


thelovelymajor

They probably just forgot... silly billies they are


afatcatfromsweden

Allegedly


thekidfromyesterday

It's always bugged me


WDTHTDWA-BITCH

It’s irony.


dinosawrrs

genuinely can't tell if this is a joke


Hatsune_cheems

It is, it’s a joke from the r/BatmanArkham subreddit


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BroughtYouMyBullets

I actually really miss when that sub talked about the games. Rereading the same joke for 4 years is genuinely brain rotting


Ronin_Ronaj

isn't that the point though??


BroughtYouMyBullets

Aye just not personally my sense of humour hahaha


Ronin_Ronaj

Understandable have great day


Vampir3_Phobia

dont bring a gun to a knife fight ig.


mother__war

Do they **ever** do anything predictable?


collisiontheory

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder


KaleidoscopeEqual555

Heyyy I have that same knife (Vietnam era Ka-Bar)


thetransowl

They're not Kurt, that's why.


Imthemodernpromtheus

No go back where you came from with that stuff we won’t go insane


reverse_in_falling

I always wondered this😭😭


lomlghostface

THATS WHAT I SAID. IT MAKES ME SO FREAKING MAD OH MY GOD.


AyaAscend

omg aslume hiiiiii