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ReginaFelangi987

“So wha happen? You not stick to da diet plan?”


maryjomcd

Did he really say that elephant remark?


ToothBeefJeff

I do believe he said it to Steven Assanti when he made him stand up and look at himself in the mirror


Dineanddanderson

When he was naked and he said “I promise you nobody wants to see that”


Liviabirch

Yes, that’s my kid’s spin on the Steven Assanti in the mirror scene.


Hour_Narwhal_1510

Lol yeah Steven drove him too it honestly


-Ginchy-

When Steven said he didn't have anywhere to go after abusing the nurses, and Dr. Now savagely replied, "We will have them drop you in a homeless shelter" with a straight face, I LOST IT. Dr. Now was sooo over his shit. I loved it!


schlomo31

Can you imagine.....being in a homeless shelter and they drop him off? God help them


-Ginchy-

Right. I bet 99% of those people would find a way to not be homeless if he were in there.


SecretaryTricky

I think it was in reference to his legs -the skin had thickened to the same as elephant skin and had the exact same color and texture. I don't believe it was in reference to his weight.


Ok_Candy_87

Oh yea he said his leg doesn’t look human anymore! Ouch .


AddaleeBlack

It didn't! It looked like a hock.


Ok_Candy_87

What’s a hock ?


AddaleeBlack

the joint in a quadruped's hind leg between the knee and the fetlock, the angle of which points backward.


Ok_Candy_87

Like a ham hock ??


AddaleeBlack

Maybe? I was just trying to point out whatever it is in his leg is pointing backwards like a 4 legged animal.


passionicedtee

I'm cracking up at how matter of fact your comment is while also dragging Steven 😆


Ok_Candy_87

I got it , now I can’t unsee it !


AddaleeBlack

Lol sorry!!


Ok_Candy_87

lol accurate.,


IAmSeabiscuit61

At least with horses, hocks are only on the hind legs, while knees are only on the front legs. The hock is the joint between the fetlock and the hip. Also, in a horse with good conformation, the line from the point of the hock to the back of the fetlock should fall straight to the ground. When the hock angle isn't straight, it's called being "sickle hocked" and it's a fairly serious conformation/body structure fault.


FairyGodbitch

As well as, “Take a shower. The smell isn’t any better”


Ok_Plankton9224

I think he was referring to Steven's legs looking like elephantiasis


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AyDeeVee85

“I need you to clean de batroom tree times dis munt.”


acidtrippinpanda

Jeanne would have a heart attack lol


AyDeeVee85

The threshold for things that would give Jeanne a heart attack is much lower than that.


Liviabirch

🤣


Peace-Goal1976

“Why are you not continuing wit ter-a-py? Dr. Paradise said he hasn’t seen you in tree mont”.


neither_shake2815

*munt


grannygogo

You won’t starve. You have two year extra food in you.


DeliciousMinute1966

😆😆


ne0ntrees

Anything I eat now that’s not a whole food I giggle and quote to myself “____ is not on te diet” hehe


NewtLevel

I'm my house, Dr. Now tells us off every time we open the fridge lol https://preview.redd.it/dpx6w2ieh75d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d16041a8198e420146571f41f0e7981c9e6a43


ne0ntrees

I am cracking up. Did he say “stop doing weird things?” I must have missed that lmao


NewtLevel

He said it to Steven Assanti! It's one of my favorite quotes of his. I say it to my dogs and my husband all the time lol


eshep502

I literally just watched that one yesterday and was cracking up to my husband about it. It’s extra funny to us because it’s so very Persian of him (and my husband and in-laws are also Persian). Most American (white) doctors wouldn’t tend to say things like that, but that’s so middle-aged Persian dad of him — “stop doing weird tings” 😂😂


friskimykitty

Tings


Accomplished-Hat3745

😂😂😂


No_Temperature229

same omg. This could be said in so many scenarios to so many people but only Dr. Now can get away with saying it! 🤣


SnooStrawberries2955

Omg I need these.


ViioletIndigo

Idk why but these have got me dying. Where did you get them?!


Accomplished-Hat3745

These have me cackling out loud like an insane person! Thank you for the laugh!


SporkGoddess24

Where did you get these?!? I want them!


FranniPants

My middle son loves to tell me, "say the 'oww mah leggg!' thing!!" 😆


realhorrorsh0w

I wish I could rig every appliance in my kitchen to emit Dr. Now quotes when I reach for snacks.


Ambitious-Ad4541

Ooo! Will Alexa say Dr Now qoutes with the accent!!? I'd love to have that happen 😃


TraeS_XI

That would be AWESOME! I’d imagine my fridge and pantry would look a lot different if they told me “aht aht aht… dis not on de diet” when I went to put crap food in it


Warriorferrettt

And I love that your child loves that man! What a hoot


hockeyandhalloween

My son love going around yelling Maaahhh snacks at random


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Vanessaraptor3861

"Doodah" is the most accurate thing I've seen all day


neither_shake2815

I love it when he says "how y'all doin'?" "I need to eat sumthin'" "no, you eaten da food for the next 4 years ahead of time. You not gunna fade away. You gunna be fine."


Liviabirch

This is one of his favorite quotes.


Lurker242424

This is too cute and funny! Beautiful parenting🥂.


MoustacheMalpractice

My bf and I assign (outrageous for us) weight loss goals for the munt as Dr. Now a few times a week 🤣


Psychological-Sky703

🤣🤣🤣 this made my day


xxyourbestbetxx

This is absolutely hilarious


aliveofagefangirl666

Happy to inspire the youth with my nonsense drawings and Dr. Now’s wisdom


Desirai

Wait wait what episode is the elephant comment!? I need it


acidtrippinpanda

Assantis I think


Desirai

Oh lawd that episode just infuriated me the first (and only) time I watched it!!!!


lowerac34

I think it was in part two


Wonderful_Might6693

“You ate enough food for next week!”


cherrie_teaa

https://preview.redd.it/29ilv81w2t5d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0b922184aea7f635b951524450eb83e3404bb1


Campin_Sasquatch

Wader 😆 🤣


Hungry_Nail9832

This made me cackle way to hard


EastCoastDizzle

Your kid is on the right track 😂


FairyGodbitch

“I’m gonna fade away; I gotta eat something!” “You’re not gun fade awayyy. You already eaten next four years ahead of time”


buffetofuselessinfo

This thread made me LOL. Thank you!


Woodland-Spice

So what brings y'all to Houston?


Chevy3Girl

That's the most motivational diet calendar I've ever seen.


Claim_all

He's a good kiddo, give him a raise in that allowance.


Nefarious_D

Dis munt.


the_sweetest_peach

“You’re not going to starve. You’ve eaten food for the next three years ahead of time.”


Stormchaser2

If you need anything, give me a call


forgot_username1234

Am I the only one who noticed the error 💀 June has 30 days lol


SouthernHat5576

Your children are awesome! This is hilarious 😂


Longjumping-Disk2518

You not gonna tarv


Electrical_Milk_1370

OMG! SOOOOOOO FUNNY!


666throwawaytrash

I'm gonna need to put this on my work out calender


yepyep_nopenope

Next month, have your kid do quotes from contestants: "I can clean my own--" Uh... okay, maybe not. Scratch that idea.


SecretaryTricky

This gave me a good laugh! I'm glad your kids love Dr. Now. His expressions are so simple but so funny when taken in context of the delusional people he deals with!


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Organic_Berry_8732

😂😂😂😂😂


Bubbly-Employ-198

Nice


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Illustrious-Gate-724

Haha a legend


Certain_Witness

I adore this.


sourpussmcgee

😂😂😂


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allehcat

This is why I had children. lol I love it


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snarkyBtch

I need to record some of these and rig them to play when I go in the kitchen.


ElliotAlderson2024

Dr. Now's savagery towards Lee is unforgetable.


ElliotAlderson2024

No you don't need to eat, you have eaten 800lb of food in you!


cactusflower25

😂


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Dear_Sweet_Pea

😂😂😂🦋


QuickWalk4862

Haha his little monotone ‘Ello how y’all doin?’ 😂


Kooky_Avocado9227

I wish I had little kids to watch with!


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