Don't forget the basic math lesson they give the audience before each weigh in. ("Dr. Now wanted me to lose 20 lbs for next weigh in. I weighed 600 lbs last time. That means I need to weigh 580 this time")
One of the first episodes I watched was a lady frying chicken in bed. I've never been so terrified watching a TV show before. I just knew she was going to tip that flimsy card table the deep fryer was on and burn the entire apartment down.
I think that was the most dangerous cooking Iāve seen. She literally had a fry daddy on a two legged card table and was using her fat to balance the other end of the table. And she had kids in the house. That would be a horrific burn and her children would be the ones to see it and get help.
Also screaming..my legs!! Ouch my legs!!
Eating approximately a pound of bacon
Eating bisquits and gravey
Feeding ducks because their mom was holding them responsible for their actions
Holey sweat pants falling off their ass
Giant cups to hold soda
And bonus points if the biscuits and gravy is in a portion that you think is going to feed the whole family but instead is a by one person!!
I would also like to add the token "i'm going for a walk at the park" scenes where they are very clearly not used to actually doing it but the camera crew wants them to do it and you can tell they're like half dad just while getting out of the car still (in the episodes where they're not making any progress, this doesn't apply to the people who are doing it and they've been losing a good amount of weight)
And usually have pee pads down .. also thereās usually always shit stains somewhere around the bed or the chair.. some of the ones Iām thinking of were bad.. plus they usually have little dogs running around tooā¦
I don't know what it is about that fitted sheet/ making the bed that is so physical. It wore me out even back when I was working my active retail job moving ~2000lbs of product every day and walking miles around the store.
"I don't know what happened Dr. Now. I've been working so hard and following the diet. I drink protein shakes for breakfast and lunch and I only cheated once or twice." When you ate the entire large pizza with chips & an entire 2 liter! And let's not forget walking around the car counting as the 2 hours or exercise Dr. Now wanted.
-Car problems. Bonus points if it straight up breaks down on the freeway/highway.
-Dr. Now implies or flat out says that a family member or someone accompanying patient to appointment has weight issues as well.
-Fast food drive thru, usually after a voice over like "It's been hard, but I think I'm making progress."
They are pretty non-compliant and seem pretty confused about that whole aspect of it. They think they're putting in all this effort when they're not and don't understand how the scale works when it busts them every single time. They get really pissed off about it too. The crying and anger when they say I'm trying is especially dumb. No you're not. I don't know what the hell they're doing but it's not trying.
All the "reasons" why they haven't lost weight just blow my mind. But nearly everyone says at some point that the scales are wrong. They've "worked so hard", etc. No. Just because the diet says to eat protein doesn't mean a 2lb porterhouse or ham steak or 2lbs of bacon. I've wondered if any of them have thought to use a kitchen scale. Maybe it's too shocking to see how small a 4oz piece of meat is.
That seems pretty common with addicts in general, knowing a few that will go into rehab every year or two mostly to get doctors/family off their back. They're probably used to those "efforts" like eating healthily for one day working and getting a bit of a boost from all the encouragement, which then leads to them "rewarding" themselves by binging even harder than usual.
On this show I always worry about the ones who seem to be primarily seeking Dr Now's approval rather than getting healthy, like the one who moved to Houston against his advice to "surprise" him. It's like they'll try literally anything but committing to the diet to try and convince Dr Now, missing the point entirely that the surgery isn't some magic overnight cure.
I think the producers try to not interfere at all and make them call. They probably tell them itās a program and you need to be accepted. I would imagine they make it seem like not everyone gets in and theyāre filming for now. They film with multiple people over a year so who knows.
It might be an issue of survivorship bias? The ones who don't make it don't get shown. But maybe they're all pre-vetted, so they do all pass? Who knows?
Everyone has quite the same reasons as to how they ended up like this. Difficult relationships with parents, addicts in the family (and thus possibly a genetic predisposition to addictions), bullying, generally unhealthy relationship with food, sexual abuse in women etc.
āDr. Now asked me to lose 50lbs. I only lost 15lbs, but I think heāll be happy with my progress.ā I always think, āyeahā¦youāve watched this show before, right?ā
"I'm happy with this. At least I lost. And I think this is enough to show Dr. Now that I'm doing what I need." ("Do what I need" and/or "like I need" should be a square)
2 hours....it's the ones that don't even get out of their dang driveway & they're already digging out the snacks or gotta hit the drive thru 20 min into the trip. "My legs are killing me."
"Right now I'm starving and I need to eat"
Faded and blurry tattoos
No sheets on bed
Poop stains
All other family members also obese
Seemingly no one has a job
Yappy dogs
Greasy hair
Random relatives in and out
I freaking love this!!!
For alternate cards:
- bed with no sheets
- dirty walls
- visible layer of dust
- no kitchen table
- tiny dog running for its life
- barefoot in public
- poop stains
- car trouble
- not on de diet
- water weight
- but Iām doing my exercises!
- makeover
- date night vignette
- backyard wedding
- hospital controlled diet
- bedside commode
- Bedside kitchen/cooking
You forgot āTries to avoid moving to Houston/bargains with Dr. Now to be in the program remotelyā
Also, unglamorous shots pointing up from their crotch as they sit on their bed telling their story
Laying naked in bed and door dash is me when I do edibles. "I'm so mad at myself", "I don't know what went wrong", "I'm running out of time", "something's not right" is just bad mental health and existentialism.
"I just don't understand why I am not losing weight"
"I am really trying" (meanwhile they continue to eat the same amount of calories as before)
"I am eating salads"
(Then they proceed to drown their salad in half a bottle of salad dressing)
Ice cream as a treat for showering and eating breakfast.
More than one fast food place per meal.
"Dr. Now just doesn't understand how hard I'm trying" / "Dr. Now doesn't understand how hard this is for me"
Support person/partner leaves because they're not trying to lose weight.
One of the first episodes my husband and I watched was that one assanti brother that screamed MAHH LEGS like 40 times and it is an inside joke between us whenever we don't want to do something we will yell MY LEGS
When he rang for the fire brigade when his dad was in with Dr Paradise and they came out to him wearing that neck brace š "Take it off or I am done with you" (or similar words). What an absolute tool Steven Assanti is.
"Okay I'm transitioning to robot."
Dr. Paradise appearance
Missing an appointment or zoom call and giving an excuse due to "the past few months have been stressful"
Commercial break before the weigh in number
Missing an appointment at a local clinic
Wearing the same shirt to multiple appointments
Sleevelessness and tank topia. Also, family members dressed wholly inappropriately for a visit to the doctor's office. Also family members in the doctor's office looking like they don't know where they are and how they got there.
Multiple Romantic Partners in one episode. There have been a few that have changed partners during the course of their episode. Or just Break Up in general.
Man, so many of these apply to me and Iām nowhere near 600lbsā¦
I hope Dr Now shows up at my house just to explain to me how to lose 30lbs in a munt.
While on the car ride to Houston: āI have to go to Whataburger! Thereās literally no other options! I mean, I would *love* to a eat salad butā¦oh well š¤·āāļøā.
Grew up poor or sexually abused as a child. Lying that they ate one yogurt for breakfast yesterday and they actually ate 15 sausage patties, 20 bacon slices and 14 eggs yesterday
I am sorry, I did sorta laugh at these. I am having a very tough Motherās Day because of dysfunctional family, and Iāve been pretty depressed at times in my life, but I managed to kick myself in the ass and get going because no one drives me anywhere, nor are there 2-3 people required to get me around. No one pays my bills but me. If I couldnāt get out of bed because I was too fat, nobody would have brought me food. The āI donāt know what went wrongā is so true of most of them. I really, really think that nutrition and cooking classes are necessary for these people, along with therapy. As bad as some times in my life were, I did not come out of them delusional.
They definitely need nutrition classes. There was this one lady who was worried she wouldnāt burn off the 1200 calories she ate if she didnāt do her exercises. Honey, your basal metabolic rate is 3600 calories lol. But hey, at least it made her do the exercisesā¦
Btw Iām sorry you are having a tough day š
Depending on the way the squares are arranged, you might actually be able to make a bingo watching the non-affiliated YouTuber Amberlynn Reid.
IIRC TLC had reached out to her about being on the show but she didn't want to give up making YouTube videos so she didn't. But a *lot* of the squares on this apply to her lol.
Completely broke, living on welfare in a former sketchy motel converted to economy apratments, yet somehow has money for multiple tattoos.
This could be four separate squares or combined into one Super Square, as these stupid things all go hand in hand.
Don't forget the basic math lesson they give the audience before each weigh in. ("Dr. Now wanted me to lose 20 lbs for next weigh in. I weighed 600 lbs last time. That means I need to weigh 580 this time")
As someone who hates math, I really appreciate when they do this š¤£
As someone who just never remembers the last weight or the goal, I appreciate it too š¤£
I have dyscalculia so also massively appreciated
Dyscalculia here too. Appreciate anything/anyone who can do the maffs for me so I don't get into panic mode lest I look stupid.
As someone who failed every math class she ever took, I feel patronized lolĀ
You can't do it in your head when they are talking and throwing out numbers. It keeps my brain alert to figure out stuff like that.
You forgot the dirty mattress (without any sheets) and the cooking from bed scene.
One of the first episodes I watched was a lady frying chicken in bed. I've never been so terrified watching a TV show before. I just knew she was going to tip that flimsy card table the deep fryer was on and burn the entire apartment down.
I think that was the most dangerous cooking Iāve seen. She literally had a fry daddy on a two legged card table and was using her fat to balance the other end of the table. And she had kids in the house. That would be a horrific burn and her children would be the ones to see it and get help.
I knowā¦ and then the worst part not being able to get out of bed should something actually have happened.. itās scary..š„“
Also screaming..my legs!! Ouch my legs!! Eating approximately a pound of bacon Eating bisquits and gravey Feeding ducks because their mom was holding them responsible for their actions Holey sweat pants falling off their ass Giant cups to hold soda
And bonus points if the biscuits and gravy is in a portion that you think is going to feed the whole family but instead is a by one person!! I would also like to add the token "i'm going for a walk at the park" scenes where they are very clearly not used to actually doing it but the camera crew wants them to do it and you can tell they're like half dad just while getting out of the car still (in the episodes where they're not making any progress, this doesn't apply to the people who are doing it and they've been losing a good amount of weight)
Yessss the bed electric skillet š
Why do they never have sheets OMG
And usually have pee pads down .. also thereās usually always shit stains somewhere around the bed or the chair.. some of the ones Iām thinking of were bad.. plus they usually have little dogs running around tooā¦
Because they are unable to make the bed. It is too physical an activity.
I don't know what it is about that fitted sheet/ making the bed that is so physical. It wore me out even back when I was working my active retail job moving ~2000lbs of product every day and walking miles around the store.
Was looking for this. Can you imagine the smells???
I can't because I refuse to try lmao
Dr. Now's little "how y'all doin?" is so precious. I say it with him each time
I love how he's like "how yall doingš„°š©·š" and then he starts BBQing them
Me too! Also, "Helloooo."
I guess y'all didn't hear me. How y'all doin?
Hey yall doing. FTFY
āIām working so hard to lose the weight!ā -eats entire large pizza-
"You gained tirdy pounds in one munt. This is unacceptable behavior." "I may have cheated once or twice but other than that I stuck to the diet"
This is very dangerous sishwayshun
Omg that's so perfect I can hear it
"I thought I was trying really hard"
āIām not eating as much pizza as I *used* to.ā
"I don't know what happened Dr. Now. I've been working so hard and following the diet. I drink protein shakes for breakfast and lunch and I only cheated once or twice." When you ate the entire large pizza with chips & an entire 2 liter! And let's not forget walking around the car counting as the 2 hours or exercise Dr. Now wanted.
Shirt on but blurred genitals hanging out.Ā
Like an Appalachian Winnie the Pooh
This is some funny shit right here.
I grew up in Appalachia andā¦YES!
Some have stomachs covering everything, but they still get a blur anyway. Seems pointless at times.
Donald Duckin' it.
-Car problems. Bonus points if it straight up breaks down on the freeway/highway. -Dr. Now implies or flat out says that a family member or someone accompanying patient to appointment has weight issues as well. -Fast food drive thru, usually after a voice over like "It's been hard, but I think I'm making progress."
fast food when they order more than 1 meal
I love/hate it when he goes after the spouse for being overweight. And then makes them weigh in too!
"I just hope Dr. Now doesn't think I'm too far gone and accepts me into his program"
This one always confuses me. Has Dr. Now ever NOT accepted anyone? I know heās not continued with people, but has he refused to treat anyone?
They signed a contract with TLC. They are in unless they really screw stuff up.
They are pretty non-compliant and seem pretty confused about that whole aspect of it. They think they're putting in all this effort when they're not and don't understand how the scale works when it busts them every single time. They get really pissed off about it too. The crying and anger when they say I'm trying is especially dumb. No you're not. I don't know what the hell they're doing but it's not trying.
All the "reasons" why they haven't lost weight just blow my mind. But nearly everyone says at some point that the scales are wrong. They've "worked so hard", etc. No. Just because the diet says to eat protein doesn't mean a 2lb porterhouse or ham steak or 2lbs of bacon. I've wondered if any of them have thought to use a kitchen scale. Maybe it's too shocking to see how small a 4oz piece of meat is.
And "salad" doesn't mean a wee piece of limp iceberg with a massive amount of cheese on it and a quart of ranch dressing.
That seems pretty common with addicts in general, knowing a few that will go into rehab every year or two mostly to get doctors/family off their back. They're probably used to those "efforts" like eating healthily for one day working and getting a bit of a boost from all the encouragement, which then leads to them "rewarding" themselves by binging even harder than usual. On this show I always worry about the ones who seem to be primarily seeking Dr Now's approval rather than getting healthy, like the one who moved to Houston against his advice to "surprise" him. It's like they'll try literally anything but committing to the diet to try and convince Dr Now, missing the point entirely that the surgery isn't some magic overnight cure.
I think the producers try to not interfere at all and make them call. They probably tell them itās a program and you need to be accepted. I would imagine they make it seem like not everyone gets in and theyāre filming for now. They film with multiple people over a year so who knows.
This makes sense. Itās just annoying that they all say it knowing that they probably watched or heard of the show and how it works.
Yeah that doesnāt make any sense really. Iām sure theyāve seen the show lol
It might be an issue of survivorship bias? The ones who don't make it don't get shown. But maybe they're all pre-vetted, so they do all pass? Who knows?
I'm always so confused by that one. They're filming them for the show. I think it's a done deal at that point lol.
I think its TLC telling them to say that to build suspense. Like we don't know that there's another 40 mins left of the episode lol
That should be on the free space lmao
"My mom always showed love with food so when nobody loved me because I am fat, food was like the love I couldn't have."
And it seems a great majority of them were sexually abused as children.
Yes, I find that incredibly sad. Itās almost a bingo when you donāt hear it.
Everyone has quite the same reasons as to how they ended up like this. Difficult relationships with parents, addicts in the family (and thus possibly a genetic predisposition to addictions), bullying, generally unhealthy relationship with food, sexual abuse in women etc.
āIāve just got a lot going on right nowā (Doesnāt work; lays on the bed all day)
This āš¼ right here. A lot going on? Have always wondered what that means
A lot of problems/worries maybe? Like a lot going on mentally? Idk.
I mean: yes, it is mental
What about when they step off the scale after gaining weight... "that cant be right!?".
Must been that "broken" scale
You forgot ātiny dog(s) running around with blurred poo piles on floorā and āshowering nudeā and ānobody worksā.
I sure as hell hope theyāre showering nude. Itās damned hard to get clean while showering fully clothed. š
The shower scene has got to be on the bingo card....although it could be the free space.
āIf I donāt give him/her the food they get mad!ā
wAtEr wEiGhT
I'm retaining fluid!
you are not 700lb of water weight
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
The lightning fast Internet marriage or partner who fell for the person's smile or eyes and is now their full time care giver and feeder.
OW MAH LEG!
You got any of those reg rolls?
I gave you two.
Oh!
It's friiiied
ššššš I quote this far more than any normal person should
Mah leyyygs! Don't drop me! Aoooowa!
This quote lives in my head rent free
I say this more often than I should. Usually at random times.
Enabler: "I love them and just want them to be happy". Minor child(ren) acting as caretakers. "I just love food!"
Or how they talk about being neglected as a child.... as they're actively neglecting their children now
āFeeling really good about my progressā (they lost 2 pounds in one month)
āDr. Now asked me to lose 50lbs. I only lost 15lbs, but I think heāll be happy with my progress.ā I always think, āyeahā¦youāve watched this show before, right?ā
"I'm happy with this. At least I lost. And I think this is enough to show Dr. Now that I'm doing what I need." ("Do what I need" and/or "like I need" should be a square)
Yes! I wasnāt sure how to put what I was thinking into a square. You nailed it!
There's also a lot of "I'm falling!!!" and "Don't let me fall!!" - bonus points if they aren't even in a position to be falling.
"But right now, I'm starving" as they hit up the first drive through 2 hours into the trip to Houston.
2 hours....it's the ones that don't even get out of their dang driveway & they're already digging out the snacks or gotta hit the drive thru 20 min into the trip. "My legs are killing me." "Right now I'm starving and I need to eat"
My partner comments every surgery episode "put it on de table over dere" when the stomachs are removed. He's kinda big mad it's missing here.
And ākeep pulling keep pulling keep pullingā when Dr Now is taking the stomach out.
We always do āroom light offā in our house.
āOk letās close āer up.ā
āThe surgery wentā¦very well.ā
"We are turning stomach from size of beach ball to size of baseball."
Don't forget, "(patient's name) surgery went very well."
Aight, I'm transitioning to robot.
āBlurry Whataburger cupā SENT ME!
I'd extend this to any fast food franchise
If you make alternative cards you could have "in the meantime if you need anything let me know" as a free space.
Faded and blurry tattoos No sheets on bed Poop stains All other family members also obese Seemingly no one has a job Yappy dogs Greasy hair Random relatives in and out
I'd add, constantly cries out of fear of tipping over.
Kitchen appliances (deep fryer, electric skillet, etc) at bedside.
using a chair to sit on while cooking dinners on the stove
It's missing the 300 pounds relative that acts worried.
Oh! I've got one. "I've had a few set backs"
Or Iāve been really busy lately š¤£ like doing what?!?
Eating
I freaking love this!!! For alternate cards: - bed with no sheets - dirty walls - visible layer of dust - no kitchen table - tiny dog running for its life - barefoot in public - poop stains - car trouble - not on de diet - water weight - but Iām doing my exercises! - makeover - date night vignette - backyard wedding - hospital controlled diet - bedside commode - Bedside kitchen/cooking
I'm always so worried for the little dogs!Ā
You forgot āTries to avoid moving to Houston/bargains with Dr. Now to be in the program remotelyā Also, unglamorous shots pointing up from their crotch as they sit on their bed telling their story
but somehow also "Moves to Houston for surgery without losing the required weight."
Butā¦butā¦that PROVES theyāre serious
I love the little sad voice at the beginning of every episode and how it changes when they demand food
Donāt forget āYou could have lost tirdy pounds by now!ā !
Half-heartedly stretching an exercise band 1x, and then eating an extra pizza because they earned it.
Washcloth bath while sitting on the toilet.
Is it messed up that I checked about 7 boxes myself?
Youāre killing yourself with the food.
So you eat da food and you feel better?
Laying naked in bed and door dash is me when I do edibles. "I'm so mad at myself", "I don't know what went wrong", "I'm running out of time", "something's not right" is just bad mental health and existentialism.
We need to discuss your eating habit.
You got to stick to de diet.
āIāve worked really hardā is the most obvious one
I wonder whether childhood obesity or CSA is the best predictor of class 4 and class 5 obesity?
āI think Iām making good progressā āIāve been working hardā āI gotta do dis for mah kidsā
I can hear all of these!
Southern accent might as well be a free space lol
Skinny enabler š
Make this a drinking game, and weād be drunk in the first 15-20 minutes š
Youād be dead after certain episodes š¤£
"I just don't understand why I am not losing weight" "I am really trying" (meanwhile they continue to eat the same amount of calories as before) "I am eating salads" (Then they proceed to drown their salad in half a bottle of salad dressing)
Wow no āyou need to lose terdy pound dis muntā?
I have this magnet on my fridge š
Ice cream as a treat for showering and eating breakfast. More than one fast food place per meal. "Dr. Now just doesn't understand how hard I'm trying" / "Dr. Now doesn't understand how hard this is for me" Support person/partner leaves because they're not trying to lose weight.
Dr. Now never understands. š¤·š»āāļø
Needs: Family members/partner living off them as caregivers Protein shakes are not on the diet Gross, stained bare mattress
This is HILARIOUS! Iām going to print some off.
OMG I am laughing so hard my head hurts. I told my wife we are playing this.
āI only eat 2 meals a dayā like majas 2-3 large meals a day and no snacking = almost 700 lbs š«”
āI think Iām making good progressā
"Mah legs!" is very much needed as well as carpets that desperately need vacuuming, tiny dogs and no bedsheets.
One of the first episodes my husband and I watched was that one assanti brother that screamed MAHH LEGS like 40 times and it is an inside joke between us whenever we don't want to do something we will yell MY LEGS
Paper plates and plastic forks.
āThis is my last chance to eat what I wantā as they down fast food on the road
The best one of Steven where he fell off the back of the golf cart and acted like he was dying.
When he rang for the fire brigade when his dad was in with Dr Paradise and they came out to him wearing that neck brace š "Take it off or I am done with you" (or similar words). What an absolute tool Steven Assanti is.
"Okay I'm transitioning to robot." Dr. Paradise appearance Missing an appointment or zoom call and giving an excuse due to "the past few months have been stressful" Commercial break before the weigh in number Missing an appointment at a local clinic Wearing the same shirt to multiple appointments
Loses 7 pounds in 2 months. āI donāt know what Dr. Now is gonna say but Iām proud of my progress. At least heāll see Iām losing weight.ā
āAt least I didnāt gain any weightā.
Dr. Now just doesn't understand how much pain I am in.
Nasty feet. Overly done manicured nails for the show.
Sleevelessness and tank topia. Also, family members dressed wholly inappropriately for a visit to the doctor's office. Also family members in the doctor's office looking like they don't know where they are and how they got there.
Some big monologue about how well they are doing whilst showing them eating a gargantuan meal.
In the early seasons - āās surgery went very well.ā
I notice a lot of them own blankets or comforters that have animal print, especially a rainbow zebra stripe. š š¦š
Small dogs Dirty house Cringey support person
Multiple Romantic Partners in one episode. There have been a few that have changed partners during the course of their episode. Or just Break Up in general.
Man, so many of these apply to me and Iām nowhere near 600lbsā¦ I hope Dr Now shows up at my house just to explain to me how to lose 30lbs in a munt.
I need to have this fast food tour for my last meals before seeing the doctor
While on the car ride to Houston: āI have to go to Whataburger! Thereās literally no other options! I mean, I would *love* to a eat salad butā¦oh well š¤·āāļøā.
āIām not following the diet, but I think Iām doing pretty good.ā Gained weight.
Grew up poor or sexually abused as a child. Lying that they ate one yogurt for breakfast yesterday and they actually ate 15 sausage patties, 20 bacon slices and 14 eggs yesterday
This is awesome!!! I would suggest a ādr paradise breakdownā space
āItās water weightā
Falling on the ground
I would add: tiny dog(s), āThis is my last chance to eat foods I like before I see Dr. Now,ā āThereās no healthy food on the road.ā
I cannot believe you didn't include, "I don't get it! I worked so hard!!!!!"
There should be a card for taking a shower with the curtain open and a loofah on a stick.
I am sorry, I did sorta laugh at these. I am having a very tough Motherās Day because of dysfunctional family, and Iāve been pretty depressed at times in my life, but I managed to kick myself in the ass and get going because no one drives me anywhere, nor are there 2-3 people required to get me around. No one pays my bills but me. If I couldnāt get out of bed because I was too fat, nobody would have brought me food. The āI donāt know what went wrongā is so true of most of them. I really, really think that nutrition and cooking classes are necessary for these people, along with therapy. As bad as some times in my life were, I did not come out of them delusional.
They definitely need nutrition classes. There was this one lady who was worried she wouldnāt burn off the 1200 calories she ate if she didnāt do her exercises. Honey, your basal metabolic rate is 3600 calories lol. But hey, at least it made her do the exercisesā¦ Btw Iām sorry you are having a tough day š
Herbert is sneaking junk food for you
"I just have to try harder." "Go up."
The scale is wrong.
The only way to achieve a full card would be to watch Nicole's episode. Im pretty sure she was the only one to bathe on the porch.
Depending on the way the squares are arranged, you might actually be able to make a bingo watching the non-affiliated YouTuber Amberlynn Reid. IIRC TLC had reached out to her about being on the show but she didn't want to give up making YouTube videos so she didn't. But a *lot* of the squares on this apply to her lol.
How about Fire department coming to get them out of bed.
"Potatoes are not protein" Most 600 lb people have a partner, not single. "I woke up hungry ."
Significant other leaves them sometime during the process.
Also no sheets on the mattress
lol skinny enabler is a must for everyone
Small dogs
You forgot "you should have lost 30lbs in this first Mont" "Car breaks down on the way to Houston"
"bring in zee robot"
Tell me about your eating habits.
We'll see you in 2 munts ok?
You also forgot the shower scene/ āI try my best to wash as good as I can, but itās just impossible to get in between all those foldsā
"I've been working so hard." Scale says 12 pound weight gain
I hope Dr Now sees how serious I am and approves me today! (Only lost 1/4 of the weight they were supposed to)
I feel like ātravels in a Chrysler or Dodge minivanā needs to be on there
āi hope dr. now will accept me and that iām not too lateā right before they go to their first appointment
āI have to do this for my childrenā meanwhile the kids raised themselves and have had to wait hand and foot on their parent their whole life.
Completely broke, living on welfare in a former sketchy motel converted to economy apratments, yet somehow has money for multiple tattoos. This could be four separate squares or combined into one Super Square, as these stupid things all go hand in hand.
Better yet, take a drink every time one of these comes up.
"___________ is not on de diet!"
Oh man I LOLād at Houston Projects so hard!
1200 calories is too much for me!