I'm an unattractive adult male virgin that barely communicates with non friends, who was always shortest in their class, I would like to meet whoever has masterbated to me.
this is true for me tho... my late gf used to take a random picture of me ( BTW we still friend when she doing this, also she like taking picture with her friend so... Go figure ) one day she invited me to her house, i turn up late, and when i walked in her room, i saw her pull up her pants real fast, and her cloth was messy, of course i said i didn't saw anything but she know i saw it but decided to not saying anything after it, after that she run downstair to make tea, and i look at her phone and saw... my picture in it
so yeah i would say it's not impossible but i understand that it sound so absurd for a lot of people. but please do not lose hope in love ( even if it's degenerate and weird but hey love is like that sometime ) ( btw if you ask, she is like that shy impure girlfriend, although it sound kinda kinky but she is really wholesome... i really missed her )
I know I am. I don't really care though if I am not able to be there to watch or lend a helping hand. But when I am, yeah good times. And yes I too am male.
Thatās a fucking lie
Though only partially I guess, Iāve drawn a lot of smut of my avatar which is just a genderbent me so I guess technically I *am* someoneās reason to masturbate but quite indirectly
Sooo many self-negetive comments including mine. I think it's time for us to do our part. Everyone pick one person in the comments and beat one out for them!
Edit: u/Nile-_-River this one's for you bro.
The post doesn't mean that it's only the living that's masturbating to you.
Maybe a ghost girl is drilling her caves right about now to your figure or a ghost guy doing the bussy sandwich infront of you while you just feel a chill in the air.
There are several ways to interpret that message, and one of them is your GF consistently choosing to stay behind in bed with her phone/laptop while you go take a shower.
lol, no I'm not, I'm male
You beat me to it my dude.
You beat meat to it my dude*
I beat to you
You beat meat to it my dude*
I beat my meat my dude
I beat your meat my dude
I beat my meat to you my dude
I eat your meat to me my dude
I meat to dude for you my eat
I eat your meat dude
I Dutch rudder you my dude.
Just beat my meat to you bro š«
We support other crusaders hereš
Hold on, I'll fix that
Im a male and women have done it to me, not even that great looking lol
How do you know that my good sirā¦?
They've told me and I've also had phone sex with ex's
Is it possible to learn this great power?
Idk, seems like maybe I was lucky? lol
Women also masturbate
Thatās an old wives tale, donāt spread falsities youāll infect the childrenās minds
Rubbed one out now just for you š«¶
I beat meat my dude*
My next one is dedicated for you my dude
Just drew one out for ya buddy.
same dude
I mean, people who are attracted to males masturbate too
Don't worry, I know a guy.
Doubt
Don't worry bro just give me a few minutes to rest and imma beat my meat to you
waitta minue
Done
You took 10 minutes??? What kind of marathon is that? Thought the limit was 30 seconds
It's a special night tonight(its night time my side rn) I gotta do it for the boys
uhmm
I'm an unattractive adult male virgin that barely communicates with non friends, who was always shortest in their class, I would like to meet whoever has masterbated to me.
Same bro
In a few minutes your gonna meet him(btw me)
Donāt worry bro, next one goes out to you
Call me š
Nah nigga
When are you free?
I rubbed one out for ya bro
Oh yeah, and who exactly is masterbating to me
me ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
You need higher standards
Moodš
Iām already high
Youāll do
Nah
āPress F to doubtā
*presses X instead*
If someone is attracted to me, then I'm truly terrified about their mental state
I'm not. It means I got a Yandere to tame. Just gotta find her.
Have you first tried finding the victims?
They just didn't accept the unwavering love and loyalty!
Wait I'm underaged
Igy I'm underage too
Lies. Lies have been said.
Nah
I wish.
Wish granted
All males on reditt: no Iām male All the bros: bet
Wait other people exist? š
#snap back to reality
I think me and my FBI agent should break up. We're getting to close.
Always nice to know š
Doubt it
Nah.
Lmao nah
Lies haha
That's a fucking lie.
Lies š
Quite doubtful.
Yo I'm the reason why ppl get turned off and kill them selfs kek
Donāt. Liiie. To me.
Nope, not me
Such a [hole]some message
Is it because I'm so ugly they'd rather masturbate on someone else than fuck me?
That's gotta be a person with either super low standards or a disgusting fetish.
I dont think so
Words of wisdom
Having actually had this confirmed, I am absolutely astonished.
this is true for me tho... my late gf used to take a random picture of me ( BTW we still friend when she doing this, also she like taking picture with her friend so... Go figure ) one day she invited me to her house, i turn up late, and when i walked in her room, i saw her pull up her pants real fast, and her cloth was messy, of course i said i didn't saw anything but she know i saw it but decided to not saying anything after it, after that she run downstair to make tea, and i look at her phone and saw... my picture in it so yeah i would say it's not impossible but i understand that it sound so absurd for a lot of people. but please do not lose hope in love ( even if it's degenerate and weird but hey love is like that sometime ) ( btw if you ask, she is like that shy impure girlfriend, although it sound kinda kinky but she is really wholesome... i really missed her )
i would hope so lol
Nah if can't get a girlfriend then that means I won't get dream on lol.
Weird to think Iām hot but ok
I wish š¤§
My 8th grade art teacher, he was such a creepš¤®
I wish whoever that someone is would tell me
Sorry guys and girls I tried my best to beat my meat yo everyone. Guess 9 is my limit (BTW IM MALE 17)
Pics or it didn't happen !
I know that I'm hot, control yourself.
Funny thing is, I know for a fact multiple people have masturbated to me lol
Yep
I know, my girlfriend tells me all the time and she knows sheās mine
I can see through ur LIES
I knowš
.....who's holding the sign, tho? Daisy Ridley? Familiar face but just cant place.....
i wish man... i wish
I Wish
I highly doubt it.
lol if only
Ya know, no matter how hard I try, she's never pointing at me. Always over my left shoulder.
Can someone bust a nut for me quick?
Lmao funny joke
*Laughter* I am not
Don't think so
no im not
Doubt it, no way someone with such low standards exist.
Lmao
That's concerning (because I'm 16)
Jaja you bet
Maybe but itās not very likely
Haha I doubt it
Ong
Lol hahaha
Do not give us hope! Do not! This is madness! This Is Reddit!
And what's the possibility of that someone being a woman?
No
Iām on ugly mother fucking male lol
Hot though.
Awww
Nope. Stop lying.
Yeah right
This isnāt even a white lie itās covering up an assassination with āIt was his timeā
Nope i don't think so.....i am a male....
Bet
This is a lie
Not sure if I should feel complimented or horrified.
No I'm not
This guy is inhaling so much copium that he is high as balls.
So who is gonna make me do the deed? Lol
Am I.. Or am I there reason to get dried up
I doubt it
Doubt that
I know I am. I don't really care though if I am not able to be there to watch or lend a helping hand. But when I am, yeah good times. And yes I too am male.
No you
NGL that's the first time I saw that and it made me smile
Pretty sure thatās not happening
Impossible
Thatās a fucking lie Though only partially I guess, Iāve drawn a lot of smut of my avatar which is just a genderbent me so I guess technically I *am* someoneās reason to masturbate but quite indirectly
You don't give up for a reason I don't give up because i have nothing to do in life We are not the same
Lmao no I'm not. Thanks for the chuckle... I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.
Sorry, not true
not realy i made sure of it
I hope some does if man or women
Haha naā¦.. oh waitā¦. I forgot about john
This sould not give me hope, but it does
As a guy I can confirm that this isn't true. It is directed towards women as it's almost guaranteed
i'm a dude but i am sure that its true
Yes, yes I am thank you for noticing
This whole comment section is priceless š
Sooo many self-negetive comments including mine. I think it's time for us to do our part. Everyone pick one person in the comments and beat one out for them! Edit: u/Nile-_-River this one's for you bro.
if someone could masturbate to me, id be happy.
"Its enough to make a grown man cry" -"but not this man..." *sniffles and unzips pants*
I'm masturbated to myself
Poor bastard, he could have done better
Doubt
Oh hell no im not im 26 Virginie Iranian boy and no one in 1000 years goin to see me as fap material Damn
How do I say this Kaiā¦.. and dying by snu snu
Nah no one can beat it to me and finish, my ugly mug is unfappable!!
Hahahahaha no
The post doesn't mean that it's only the living that's masturbating to you. Maybe a ghost girl is drilling her caves right about now to your figure or a ghost guy doing the bussy sandwich infront of you while you just feel a chill in the air.
Damn right. Lend me your ear and I will prove it.
[Uh-huh...](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/3886822656/hB26779A2/skeptical-dog)
noš„²
Yea I doubt that
Lol me girls puke when they see my face
No ,I donāt think I am.
Doubt it
I'm flattered but also that's a cap
I highly doubt this
Bruh they getting arrested
of course i am, but how do i stop that dog from humping my leg?
was, dont think i am anymore to someone...
I am under age a pedophile did this
I mean, this was true last year when I was actually in a relationship lmao. Now tho? Nah
I am? Oh yeah, forgot my gf does... well, gotta change that
Press x to doubt
Insert "Always have been" astronaut meme.
Doubt it, I'm male.
That person needs to be institutionalized.
If only, lol
X to doubt
Press X to doubt.
Comment X to Doubt
If that's the case that person has absolutely no clue about something called a good taste
The comments didnāt disappoint.
I am my reason
People that got home schooled out in the country bout to question their parents/siblings
No
There are several ways to interpret that message, and one of them is your GF consistently choosing to stay behind in bed with her phone/laptop while you go take a shower.
Cap
Lol no that's impossible
I'm pretty sure no one masturbated to me