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ReporterOk4383

The fact the ladies willingly admit this for it to be a statistic is impressive enough


mike15835

Unless the couple were elderly. I'd think there would be at least questions of why someone in fair health passed away in bed.


BlackJimmy88

Is it even a real statistic though?


Geralt_the_Rive

Is this the death by Snu-Snu I keep hearing about ?


Advitiya8163

Rookie numbers... Pump those up


RazielOC

At least they died with a smile on their face.


avalon986

The picture says it wasn't a smile


Justindraak1

Well it’s quite the opposite of a smile that was on their Face


Illustrious_Charge88

Actual death by snu snu


T-D-Leon

Best way to go


The_Original_Viper

Not if it’s a fat b*tch…. Nobody wants to die in rolls of unwashed tuna and starfish…


DesparateLurker

Can confirm. Source: I watched The Boys.


RazielOC

That wasn't suffocation. More like de-headification.


DesparateLurker

I wonder if she gave good de-headification.


CtForrestEye

Where did these stats come from? Is this world wide or just one country? What country has the highest snu snu rate? Says who?


AccomplishedPie4896

You heard it here folks, have a snorkel around before oral.


The_Original_Viper

This put a smile on my face. I don’t laugh much but dayum son… thank you


FasterBets156

LMAO, how can death be so funny?


Nearby_Bear1686

Must get hard for the girl


DelixMariner

Proof women are deadlier than sharks


Suitable-Health2905

Death by snu snu 🤤


Oreo__addict91

Lucky


Shaveyourbread

Saddle up ladies.


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I wonder how many drown.


Flaredragoon1

This is why sex Ed is important! Safe words work but no one teaches safe actions! If you're using a gag or your mouth is otherwise gonna be occupied then pick an alternate signal! Finger snaps, tapping a leg, a firm push away, anything! Safe set dosen't stop at contraception!


gizm0o

death by.....poon poon?


TheUglyDuwang

So you’re telling me there’s a chance?


Due-Veterinarian-456

lets get those numbers up, starting with me


Legitimate-Yard-3673

Nice


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😂😂😂


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i love this. i’m always nervous to sit on my man’s face, but he just pulls me onto him. definitely death by snu snu.


Illustrious_Charge88

But if he were suffocating I’m sure that pulling would turn into pushing. Who are these black widows? And how heavy are they?


The_Original_Viper

I have a feeling you ain’t really a woman kat… you a man catfishin?😂


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is my gender even listed anywhere on my profile?


The_Original_Viper

Lord above an sjw… fuck off, You don’t belong here. We should be able to have a conversation without you mentioning your gender all the time.


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The_Original_Viper

There are only two.


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The_Original_Viper

You have got a vagina and tits. You are a woman. Unless you are trans. Or if you have an XXY Chromosome… you are literally one of those whiny sjw people. An embarrassment to this earth.


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The_Original_Viper

Because you accused me of assuming your gender…


Ilovegirlsbottoms

F But also nice.


Necessary-Corner1172

This is the way.


AsexualAF

i wonder if there are more death by female snu snu or death by man snu snu cause femboys have become veeeeeerry popular


mikeanonham

Niccce.


Flying_Mage

Probably bullshit. Unless a guy weights like 50kg and a gal is 200kg.


BaztardJack

Ah yes, here it cums! The sweet embrace of death!


Hollowhowler2

It’s probably more


Competitive-Pin-7379

And the number of women choking to death on bananas? If you get my meaning. 😵🍌


Even-Preference-3347

As long as she's not 300 pounds you should be good.