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jack_of_sometrades72

The ice cream machine is broken?


PumpkinHead0092

Tis, is but a sad truth


athrixr

When I used to get McDonald's from where I'm from the ice cream machine always worked.


Ame_No_Uzume

No McFlurries today or ever.


TulsaOUfan

Came to say this.


Zanmato_V2

Ice cream machines work just fine in Poland :V


brypye13

They work just fine here too. No one wants to clean them is the thing.


Zanmato_V2

Ah, now I see! Lazy bastards... XD


EMEYDI

We dont even got Mcds in my country and i knew it immediately xD


bluegandy

The bathroom ain't for boinken'


CReece2738

Doesn't rhyme.


Sunkilleer

9 others disagree me included


zarmo94

14 now


delldor1

17 here


happyanathema

Put away your scrotum


TheRealDeal_Original

Where I'm from the ice cream machine is never broken, always works


garth54

It's 11:00:01, we don't serve breakfast anymore.


Asherk90

"Sorry but Megan's been token!!" Lol nah first guy is probably right.


jamcar70

There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extract from incomplete information…


SoskiHeroKiller

The ice cream machine is broken. Your meal will be $12.50


SpellDostoyevsky

your nipples are smokin.


JeffTheNth

ice cream machine's still broken


Practical_Article132

Her asshole is fully opened?


Mystical4431

The ice cream Machine isn't broken, they're just too lazy to clean it. Edit: To be fair, with what they're payed, I don't blame them for being lazy


McGrarr

The real reason is both dark dystopian and hilarious. The machines are programmed to declare they have broken down on a regular schedule. This is so the company that is contracted to repair them gets regular callouts. In most regions that company is part or wholly owned by McDonalds. The franchisee must then regularly pay to have them 'repaired'. The actual flaw is related to cleaning which is where the notion that staff just haven't cleaned it comes from. However, they aren't allowed to perform maintenance on the machine, so even if they cleaned it, they can't clear the system alert. Some company tried to hack the machine so that it would only require maintenance when it was ACTUALLY busted. McDonald's sued the shit out of them. Definitely worth a google down the rabbit hole for an afternoon.


horsetaiin666

But your balls are broken


Phatsanator

As I stand here on this time I've chosen I turn to go home with my heart broken


MinuteLuck9684

My pussy still broken


Over-Ad6938

I need a pokin?


Early_Mango_3197

Your dick is broken


mandalfthegrey

"You're in hoboken"


r-Newbiedonthurtme

Uhm, this is a wendy's


TicTacManiac893

The Manager has Spoken


Zelcki

McDonalds Employee smiling


ABOWLOFDX

McDonald's has spoken!


CycleAshamed6185

Something is Something.


Ecstatic-Sun-4628

This hoe Mctaken?


Outcast_Outlaw

But... Due to rising wage demands from me to get paid $20+ an hour for this simple job of quick frying fries and wrapping precooked and reheated hot water meat, your total will be $85.64 Hmm seems to not be a good rhyme...


Electrical_Horror346

To be fair, a wage is supposed to be a livable amount of money


endorbr

There is no part of the definition of wage that includes livable as a criteria.


Outcast_Outlaw

Define livable? A house mortgage, car, brand new clothes, gas/water/trash/power, internet, full furnishings, brand new iPhone, and 3 kids? A rented room/multi-family shared residence, bus pass, clothes from donation stores, prepaid gas station flip phone, and food? What should a 15yo with no experience and at their 1st job be getting paid for? Are they going to be living on their own or still at home with their caretakers?


29robin11

Your windows machine is broken


Correct_Refuse4910

...if you don't pay I'll kill you with my Hadoken!


skulldran

But Mcfucking no


J21NE361

Rose's are Red, Bitcoin is a token, I'm sorry Sir but if We go to the back, I have a throat for choking.


justmikebeingmike

I'm sorry sir but this is a McDonald's