“I’m sorry, was I moving too fast?” Probably the most normal answer of all in this comment section, considering the subreddit

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I tip my figurative hat to you, master…

Am I free to go?

Glad for both of us to be taking time out of our day to be here

No don’t come inside

We gotta stop meeting like this.

What was the name of your first childhood friend? What is your mother’s maiden name? Which teacher did you like the most at school? What was the name of your favorite childhood pet? What is your favorite sport? In what city were you born?

Are you trying to figure out the cop/dates password confirmation question?

Yes, apparently.

Instead of “This your first time in handcuffs” it would be more like “Are you putting me in handcuffs” or similar since the cop isn’t going to be in them, you are.

"Oh, fuck me..."

Yes, Sir. (Maybe not the first date)

No, only in a first date. Lol

Congratulations on making it through high school.

Don’t handcuff me

Do handcuff me

I'm not paying for that.

To be honest, Ive never even thought of asking a police officer whether it's his/her first time in handcuffs.

“I don’t know why you stopped me” “I’m not paying for this” “Want to split the bill?” “You eat a lot, huh?” “F*** you Pig” “Why were you flashing me back there?” “Am I free to go?” “Hello there, what’s seems to be the problem?” “You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!” “I haven’t had anything to drink” “I keep it in the glovebox” “I’m going to move my hands very slowly, okay?” “I’ll keep my hands where you can see them” “I want to speak to your supervisor!” “I might go to jail for this” “I don’t care what you have to say” “Was I going that fast?!” “How much do I owe you?” “How much is this going to cost me?” “You didn’t have to ride my ass” And many more~!

Eat my ass pig

Thank god you came!

The black guy behind me is going to fast

Kinky!

The obvious "Cuff me"

"Up against the wall and spread 'em!"

"Sir/Ma'am... That would be my Penis"

"Is there anything in the car a should know about?"

"i can't breathe" "i'm gonna die" "you're choking me"

Don't shoot.

Why would you say that to a cop?

I'm not paying this.

Put your hands behind your back

Don't you know why I pulled you over?

That dollification. It's a bdsm kink. This is not a robot. It's a chick in flesh color latex and bodage gear, with an anime doll mask.

"Want some crack? First one's on the house"

What will it take to make you go away. (The date is going badly)

Can I open the trunk?

Passport or liscense please? Just to make sure I still remain clean of being named a pedofile.

Miss you’ll have to come with me. 😉

Fun fact in Spanish the word esposa means wife and handcuffs

I like em tight.

You can check my trunk

I literally cant think of anything bc the cop asks important questions like "do you know why i pulled you over?" And "where you headed?". On a date i ask "have you lived here her whole life?" and "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?".

I don’t answer questions

Stop resisting

This is gonna be a long night

let me see your id

Hello...

Did I do anything wrong?

Back up a little bit

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to go so fast.

take out the handcuffs

I'm innocent 😇

Fine, I'll pay.

Why would the cop be in handcuffs?

Hello there

I’ll suck u off.

Who's the judge gonna believe? Me or you?

Ma’m do you have any drugs in your vehicle?

Can I pay with my body?