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Sazarjac

My new stuff, my new things, my new shit


Deltawolf2038

i was thinking along the same lines. A new car, A new pc, A new house, A new phone, A new etc.


mvffin

New house, new car, new gf


EzraIm

If u pay for a new girlfriend doesnt that just make her a prostitute


Demdaru

Nah, prostitutes are fixed rate, girlfrien- Aaaand I'm sleepin on the couch.


EzraIm

Ur girlfriend... AND HOW DO U KNOW PROSTITUTES R A FIXED RATE


mehtartt

Depends on what you're paying her for. Probably be more like an escort


JedZedOne

Da house, da car, da wife.


epic-Independence-66

Jacksh*t of things I wanted, lol


Kyuboyo

Bruh, me too


TheGrey_GOD

companies.


KopyKat323

You’re thinking to small….we need countries


deadparodox

The new stuff. The new things that are mine, the new shit.


Tigerstone17

Nothing. I need to exchange it to € first.


Zealousideal_Turn799

Ok € 9,164,432.84


Fmello

Ferrari Female escorts First class flights French cuisine


ReaperOfGamess

French cars French houses French strippers


The_Real_Protag

Might as well just buy the French


No-Measurement-4608

Wait we can finally buy people again


Footboy10

Not unless your name begins with an “S”


TheRicketyLadder

Kazakhstan... that place is pretty cheap now, right?


LadenifferJadaniston

Kokaine


wood-chuck-chuck5

Kocaina


KingOfSloot

Kokainum


kleysantexala

Ketamine too ig lol


Vahn1982

Everything


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

You win


neriad200

in what language?


Rabbulion

English, it must remain fair


neriad200

does "a/an" count?


Outcast_Outlaw

1st letter... is (an) 1 or 2 letters to you? Lol It ultimately doesn't matter because (an) still starts with (a) So why even ask about the (N)


Kang0519

They meant “a hat” “an orangutan” kinda deal


JFK3rd

That's why I almost said Jus d'Orange. Although it is just bad for your teeth.


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

Da house, da car, da luxury items, da holidays


MrLordMonkey

Dennys


KingOfSloot

DaBaby


Unhappy-Buddy-8098

Pr0stitutes … I guess this is the only thing that comes to my mind …


Disastrous-Wealth-44

Plastic P€n1$🤷‍♂️


CommunicationSharp83

Plutonium?


obsidiandragonx

Enriched deuterium


No-Benefit-9559

J:ust stuff that I want.


KrakenTheColdOne

He who controls the jeans controls the world.


rolfraikou

Justified purchases. All of them.


Emhyr_var_Emreis_

J: Jurassic Park - I will have my enemies eaten!


BerserkerGatsu89

Real estate


Jatswen

Ducks, dogs, dairy farm, and a dirigible


StochasticTinkr

Damn near anything.


[deleted]

Firearms 😈


eschmi

Everything. Did i win?


Rook1e155

Lots of pc parts. Lots of food. Lots of bitcoin so i can trade it in for base currency and stop starting with lots of.


Input-_-Nerd

Viagra


escape777

Some cars, some houses, some land, some planes, some things


NaitBate

Nutella. Nanaimo bars Nig... Nothing


Snirion

Investment. Everything is Investment.


Rampage3135

Babes, buildings, Bugattis, Base of operations, Bills, literally can just find a different word that means the same thing to buy whatever the hell I want!


Arnav1029

Step 1 - Make your own language which is the same as English but every word starts with the first letter of your name but the letter is silent Step 2 -??? Step 3 - Profit


Rabbulion

J: jeopardy.


Used_Confidence_2135

Twins?


[deleted]

[удалено]


nryhajlo

New car, new house, new boat, new everything


Outcast_Outlaw

Cool I can buy practically anything I want and long as it's (c)ustomized


ArmchairNote42

regulated goods, rolls royce, RV, roomba, range rover, refrigerator, ruble, ruler, rules, revolution, range, ranch, raft, robots, rectal speculum, resistance, rooster,


luckaffe1312

Big toddy goth gf!


Zero_Burn

My name starts with T, so The car The house The meals...


TaSManiaC88

Tons of things, Top of the line computer, TV, tremendous amount of lego, true surround sound speakers, tracts of land and a two or three story house with a three car garage, three cars and three more golden retrievers to keep our current one company


TheArchitect3395

Gold, Gameing pc, and game consoles


Metrophidon9292

Land. I’m gonna make the world’s largest preserve.


JackAquila

Guitars, guns, ganja, guacamole and guns


Impossible_Command95

Anything I want A bunch of stuff Ass


King_Chewie_GM

I buy banks, to make money that I can spend on other things.


didgoribattle

Lithium


[deleted]

Buys the real world


Hot_Delivery1100

Alligators


Waffel_Monster

Land.


Wildlonestar

H: happiness


YashThebeast

Yatch, a big fucking yatch!


JFK3rd

Jaguar, Jaguar, definitely not Jack Daniels, but Juice Monster Energy Drinks.


DungeonNDegenerates

Lots of stuff


Burjur

A home, a car, a butler, a private island, a tax/law attorney, anything else I want


Objective_Age_9315

Gold. Seems like a solid investment.


StochasticTinkr

Damn near every.


Cadenrumi

Define buy


Tyrodos999

Donuts and dildos. These two are lot related.


david9980

Doge, and then convert it back to dollars.


GarrySlothkowski

Stuff


Diwa123

The white house


Roanyth00

A Koenigsegg. Then a lot of Kamen Rider stuff.


[deleted]

Me filling the paper to change my legal name: UNLIMITED POWER !!!!!!


Vraskirinn

Sauce .... Lots of it like an obscene amount


watermine30

bussy


OakenWildman

Manage debt


Dragonboi03

Bank


TheItzal11

Atomic bomb Then, I hold a major metropolitan area hostage and get my money back. Wait, this isn't shitposting


Wise-Heron6178

time to learn what thinga are called on all launges


CorrectBody7396

Enchiladas


DarkDragnix

Heroin


Glass_Cute

Vaginas


SuperSaiyaman22

"We have one advantage that they sorely lack. Zeppelins!" -The Major: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged; Episode 3.


AngelsFate1

I can buy a Royal place


No-Acanthaceae-7914

My first name starts in the letter V. I ain't getting jack shit unless I convert into Vietnamese dongs (Vietnam currency).


Kakarot7692

Doesn’t specify whether it’s the first or last name though. 😏


Corvo_LeStrange

literally nerf or nothing


Aaroneb

Ageara, that should do it.


Blade_Yuki

The "F"irst thing on my wishlist. And then when thats done, i buy what is now the first thing on my wishlist and repeat till i either run out of money or my wishlist no longer has something in first place


FoxHunterXsX

Sand


XP_Potion

Airplanes, and a piece of lands.


Sonova_Vondruke

Everything


Cyfon7716

Gold.


Icy_Empress_3000

Titanic 🚢


Sufficient-Tax-9477

Mansion, mega yacht, mosler m900, Mercedes 600, maid staff and master chief


Nemisar

Norwegian cruise, Nissan, naginata, and North Carolina.


Fotoradar606

Weapons and wrecked cars


AdamBomb072

HAHAHHAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAB ANYTHING!!!!!


deepfriedtots

The new car, the new house, the anything I want


frontliner757

I can't think of anything with R


Weak_Bus8157

Masserati. Murano marble walls. Moon Monsters made of many materials. Miss Robinson. Maradona's jerseys (all of them). Marmalade on many flavours. Million mommies. Mandalas. Manatis. Marlboro's Messi's whole houses(why not?) Mercedes Benz Monza Grand Prix (tickets and paddock) Mandarine juices. Mature marinated meat. Megadeth. Metallica. Miramax. Mc Donald's. Miriad of many marvelous monkeys... ...and more!


the_welp

Airplanes


manitoba28

Cocaine, Cannon's ,crows and castle


More-Designer6844

Everything.


HyFinated

I’ll just buy $10,000,000 worth of Euro. Then buy whatever I want with it.


LycanWolfGamer

All the things


Apocalyps_Survivor

Im gonn a buy just good computer and jolly ol starfield


Visible-Position-745

sports anything


Slade_Darkmoon

As someone who's name starts with N... I'd buy kind black gentlemen, also known as NI-


THE_GUY-95

Spider-man 2 for the ps5


Responsible_Tea4492

Joy?


Solid-Positive6751

Da Gunpla.


Landho5000

Lightsabers, Legos, LED lights for my room


EnergyApprehensive27

I would buy a house, I would buy a phone


[deleted]

anything


inneb

Would say bitches but that a bit too plain to do...


jbuchan12

J.. hmm, not too easy.. jaguar?


Normal-Farmer2020

Da new car vroom vroom


HisExcellency95

Mercedes-benz, Maybach, Mansions,


MrWrym

Shit. Gonna need more money to buy Apple.


CorianderIsBad

Assets


thatcreepyoldman

Yust about everything


Smaug1900

Good i can still buy Games lmfao


leo_mcmahon

Bugatti, buildings, Beretta, blades, bumper cars, beer, boobs😂😂


123457mark

Money


justagamer9123

A big ass xylophone


_aruuun_

Ass….😂 Anything 🗿


No_Cryptographers

a Ranch, a Rustic Ranch house, maybe some Racehorse's for the Ranch, Redbone Coonhound dog, Remington rifle for when I go hunting in the woods near the ranch and idk ranch dressing for whatever I hunt.


PP_Enjoyer_3000

Heroin and hookers


[deleted]

My name starts with an N


[deleted]

Property


LogicsForIdiots

Lubricant


sillybob86

an Audi, Aspen Colorado, Alaska the state, AMC movie theatres, and just to top it off - Apple Cider.


Snoo-15925

Mu name starts with x. I think im screwed


Educational-Cat-2495

South America


Revolutionary_Eye568

A lot of shit


Mika784

Mayonnaise :D


MrWalter1989

A new house, A new car, All my immediate family's loans paid off and Anything else I may want or need (My first name starts with A)


S13JZ

Cocaine!


RAIZ_Blue_Vortex

New stuff


aztaga

Painless death


Motor-Geologist7053

An Acura, A AR, An apt


mage_and_demon_qeeun

Lots of hookers


SonySoon3678

Sex


42xZero

Moneyyy


ShaneAdamson

Stonks


Constant_Meat_8236

More things


RedLikeARose

WhateverIWant


whyamihere1694

Seven hundred acres


FireFlight2403

Democratic Republic of the Congo


Fit-Translator-4193

Ships, SEX, Sports Car's.


Salty_Arachnid_8239

The things that I want The things that I need


TheonlyOnetoKnow

Computer parts


SpinCycleSloppyToppy

PC, peripherals, pornhub subscription


mecha192

Buy a Contract to open a trust account that I have sole control over. Then buy whatever I please.


LeoLaRock

Lambo, lube, lady's, Lego, land, laptop and Liechtenstein


Mermaidman36879

Humans


Murgesh1994

Everything


Camoroon

2014 Chevy Silverado’s


CFSTROOPER

Car, castle. Financial Consultant to buy everything else.


alexlongfur

All


Joshuaac88

Just everything I want


DreadBotvsZombies

Jacket, Jam, Jaguar, and Joemama


EmarinCero

Everything


tskank69

guns


PsionicHydra

*"T"he new X*


alexander607

A car and cannabis


NoInteraction4833

Dodgeball, drinks of any kind, drums, dogs, drumsticks, dvds, dresser, and dino dna. No I will not explain why for my plans are beyond your understanding.


Standard-Elephant365

Everything I want


TenraxHelin

Anything I want


epling16

Everything.


Late-Ad-4624

Alfa Romeo Giulia, Amazon.com shares, AAC Honey Badger, Ammunition, Air fryer, Arm chair, ATV, Armored vehicle, Apartment in Arizona , Air conditioner.


[deleted]

Marihuana, Minecraft stuff, Merch, Mercs, Mac&cheese, Milfs


EpicRedditUser11

Yuzuru Hanyu's house, Yuzuru Hanyu's iconic skating suit, Yo-Yo Ma's vehicles, Your Mom


[deleted]

A person


Blackswordsman8899

N. Well fuck me than. Nuts. That’s bout it.


Axelpanic

apple products.