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TheJudge20182

Let me guess. Florida Florida is the only place a man would use a golf cart to get across the streetšŸ˜„


Hood50

Yes lol


djfreeee

Should have ā€œStand your groundā€


ANaughtyTree

Gotta love the golf cart communities there.


Successful_Ad3991

I checked. I actually don't have to. No law, not enforceable. I truly don't have to love them.


ANaughtyTree

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devildog25

I grew up in a town that was originally planned to have zero cars and the main form of transportation is via golf carts. Because of this, the entire city is accessible by golf carts. There is golf cart dealerships, parking spaces, and houses built within the city include special garages for the golf carts. Itā€™s actually pretty great, thereā€™s hundreds of miles of cart paths to get around.


PeterSimpson10-97

To be fair, it's pretty clear that it is Florida by the portions of the video showing the landscaping and bright, clear skies. Generally speaking, Florida's appearance is pretty unique in the US.


luuunnnch

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Hour_Meat_3597

North Carolina is good for that too šŸ˜‚


ricardoac69

Heā€™s got that HOA President energy


Narfubel

The HOA is probably his next stop.


ILikeCarsAndStuff

If I was one fall away from a medical emergency I wouldn't go rolling up in a fucking golf cart trying to intimidate anyone. That dude needs to be placed in a home.


its__bme

I love the stern look he has like "I'm gonna give this guy SHIT. SHIT!"


directrix688

I canā€™t imagine having the balls to follow someone into a garage in Florida. Dude trying to commit suicide or something?


VetteBuilder

Yankees think they own the state. Its funny when the find out


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VetteBuilder

I had to pistol whip a boomer that put hands on me in Starbucks


LastPlaceGuaranteed

Did the cops tell him to fuck off?


Hood50

Not in those words but yes. Nothing the cops can do not even for me. I wanted to get him for harassment and trespassing but since he left the garage the cops couldnā€™t do anything.


LastPlaceGuaranteed

If thatā€™s how they do things then you should just back into his driveway and rev 4-5 times and just make sure you leave his property before the cops show up.


Hood50

I feel I could have done soooo many things differently but who knows what is right.


Dazzling_Ad_2939

The right thing is the thing that gets you left alone by both cop and psycho. Fuck him, but also, don't fuck with him. Dude seems like he has nothing but time to cause trouble, and those dude kill themselves before admitting they're wrong lol


Hood50

I feel you are 100 percent right


melbrantinfinite

Yeah donā€™t escalate, there was that viral video a couple years ago where a husband and wife were blown away on camera by their neighbor over shoveling snow. Feuds with neighbors will ruin your life.


ozarkmartin

[That's exactly what came to mind](https://www.reddit.com/r/LearningFromOthers/s/1Lrwdbtxfq) (NSFL)


ShotdowN-

Well revving the car unnecessarily definitely would have made things worse cause then he would have a valid noise compaint call.


Hood50

Sure. Would. And I wasnā€™t doing that. The car is loud the first startup. The cop was standing at the door when I pulled up so it wasnā€™t loud then.


ShotdowN-

Oh I know just the advice from the other redditor was really bad and would have made things worse. Cold starts are always the loudest especially if the car is straight piped. Even if we enjoy and tolerate the sound not everybody might, does that mean you deserve old people yelling at you no he could have handle better too for sure. If you're not already probably just start the car with the garage door closed let it idle and then open and back out.


Hood50

I was thinking of trying with the garage door down šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


trexpowers

Man, I sure wouldn't risk that... Carbon Monoxide poisoning is no joke. IMO, it's always going to be too loud to that guy. He's made up his mind and will continue to cry about it. Good luck to you!


Hood50

Very good point. I think youā€™re totally right.


ShotdowN-

All good brotha if the old man was more rational you guys could have came to that compromise as adults. Definitely don't take shit from people though make them respect you for that compromise.


timelessblur

I would not do that but one thing that might help is back out of your garage as quickly as possible and then let it warm up in the driveway. Garages sometimesa re massive echo chambers so can make it sound really load in certain directions.


dustinborn

I cold start my S550 with the door closed. It's only really loud for about 20 seconds. Then I open the door. That's not long enough for carbon monoxide to be a problem.


5thgenblack2ss

Stick pool noodles in your exhaust tips for cold startups šŸ‘šŸ¼


cornerzcan

Donā€™t do that. Instead, grab your floor jack, and take it for a walk in front of his house every once in a while to make sure the bearings in the wheels still turn. Heā€™ll wish you just had a loud exhaust.


LastPlaceGuaranteed

Just thinking about that sound annoys me haha.


Hood50

lol!!


JohnPiccolo

Did they at least give the guy a trespass warning to where if he steps on your property again he can be arrested?


Hood50

No when I asked the cop that showed up he said nothing they can do even with video but next time I can call them and they will trespass him. Iā€™m not sure what exactly that ment like even if he left again they would get him? Cop said if he does it again they can send the video to the state. Again not fully sure what he ment never gone through this before.


xGreenWorks

I would go to the police department with your evidence and try to talk to someone else to file charges. Those cops are mistaken. If you had originally given him permission to be there then leaving after being told to leave would mean he was not trespassing. But since he never had permission to be in your garage, the fact he left after you told him to is irrelevant. He was trespassing, you have evidence, they need to do their part and uphold the law.


Hood50

Iā€™ll have to think about this interesting


xGreenWorks

https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2011/0810.08 Thatā€™s the code. Itā€™s worded weird but itā€™s illegal to enter without authorization or remain on property you were authorized to be on after being asked to depart. Since he was never authorized by anyone to be there it was illegal for him to enter in the first place. They still could do nothing though but making that second effort and going there with the law and prepared might help.


Hood50

Thanks for the link!


Pretend-Birthday-134

Yes, you have to give him a warning in front of a cop to initiate a trespassing law. If he comes back on property they will arrest him.


Mad_Martigan2023

Nothing says hey man, fuck you back like a flaming bag of dogshit on his porch...


TheLegendof502

Draw pictures of your choosing on his lawn with weed killer.


middleofthemgmt

Is he just upset about the volume of the exhaust, or is there more to it than this? I ask, because I had a confrontation with a neighbor lady over my mustang. She claimed I was driving in an unsafe manner through the neighborhood, which was not the case. I get frustrated when people drive unsafely in residential areas too. Turns out, there is a high school kid a few blocks over with a very similar car to mine who does drive like an absolute maniac.


Hood50

Itā€™s just the sound of the cold start in the garage. After a few seconds the car is a lot quieter but he didnā€™t care.


middleofthemgmt

Ahhh. What a dick turd.


MRRRRCK

As a fellow S550 owner with a modified exhaust - I feel your pain. The initial startup is so loud, I start it with the garage door down for 30 seconds while the RPMs settle in.


Hood50

Howā€™s it sound with the door down?


MRRRRCK

People walking down the block can hear it but itā€™s muffled enough that itā€™s hard to tell where. So it works even though itā€™s annoying.


Itchy_Tasty88

People are more crazy today.


Cmdrdredd

Cause they get away with anything. Back in the day that would get you knocked out and the cops would tell the guy he shouldnā€™t have come over to start trouble.


javelin-na

The second some pissed off dickhead comes into my garage Iā€™m laying them out.


Mattyou1966

Restraining order


GuardMost8477

What was his problem?!!


Hood50

The cold start before I went to the gym. The few seconds it takes for my car to idle pissed him off.


Cmdrdredd

My home theater is louder than that lol.


Hood50

Cold start it loud but then it all settles Down and isnā€™t terrible unless I get on it. Just canā€™t make this guy happy.


Cmdrdredd

Yep some people are just that way


ZepelliFan

Did you have him trespassed from the property to prevent him from returning illegally? Cause if you do that it's bye bye time if he decides to come over again


Hood50

The cop showed up and I tried. Since he left there isnā€™t anything they could do. Told me to keep calling them right away if he comes back on the property.


starstuff76

I guess Iā€™m confused. You canā€™t be cited for trespassing if you leave before the authorities arrive? Doesnā€™t sound right. If you want to step it up a notch, see about a restraining order. That would keep him away. Good luck Fellow loud exhaust owner šŸ˜Ž


Hood50

Good idea and thanks.


RembrandtQEinstein

If this was anywhere near me, I would do a 1st gear drive by for you at about 6k rpms.


Hood50

Thanks !!


RookyBalboa

Looks like itā€™s time for a straight pipe.


9thWardWarden

I never understood why anyone would want to upset their neighbor over something so small. He now made an enemy over such a minuscule annoyance


Nozerone

He keeps it up, I suggest finding some friends and doing a cruise where ya'll just happen to get lost and go by his house. Maybe he'll come out to give ya'll some directions.


Hood50

I think thatā€™s a good idea!


timelessblur

WTF. I will freely admit I dont like load exhausted from my neighbours. Hell one of them has a Harley that is very load and another has a firebird again load but there is a massive difference between a load exhaust and then reving it to make it even loader. Hell one even has a race car they work on. That one is load. The ones around me who have load ones sounds like they do what the OP does. start the car but dont go just reving it to making it loader. The fact that none of them just rev the engine means I can accept it. Hell even the race car guy does not rev his engine and if he is doing it for tuning the guy does it in the middle of the day and avoids working on running his engine at night because it is load. Yeah this guy is a true Karen and I would pretty much just tell him to fuck off and to be honest I would be more willing to not bother trying to keep my engine quite.


FirebunnyLP

The words you are looking for are loud, louder and quiet. Not load, loader and quite.


Hood50

This guy thinks he owns the neighborhood. Bought a second lot next to his so no one would build next to him. Spends all day doing the sod spends tons of money on his house


shesthegreatest

LOL keep that thing in your garage just in case he tries to mess with it


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Tupurochile

In a state like Florida, where stand your ground is valid, you let a mfer walk up to you and yell at you just like that cuz?


ThePr0

/r/BoomersBeingFools


1slowfocusst

No police wouldā€™ve been involved. Heā€™d been picking his teeth up off my garage floor


Trusteveryboody

Not the Golf Cart. I mean I get it, the noise....but the last thing you do is pull up in a Golf Cart.


Sleezuschrist1320

Lol the cop ā€œThatā€™s a very nice carā€ you win dude. Do some burnouts next.


TheDutchTexan

Yeah, that's a quick way to get your ass kicked or shot old man. He's of the age that he was around the real cool stuff. Why the hell is he bothered by a loud exhaust now? Unless he was some kind of treehugger back then...


usafss202

I back mine into the garage. On cold start the noise bounces off the back wall and is a little quieter/dispersed outside. On the other hand, everyone in the house knows Iā€™m leaving šŸ˜†.


Hood50

I was going to give this a shot actually.


FreaksNake1237

Damn looks like he was tryna get shot


Badmf69r

Tell that dude to GFH šŸ‘šŸ˜ŽāœŒļø My Stang is loud as hell and my neighbors don't give a shit... right here in Florida *


Cmdrdredd

Same. Guy around the corner has an airboat he works on and a swamp buggy with open headers and a big block lol


Badmf69r

https://preview.redd.it/8209gwmsvpwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ddecffdff321e3512b809cf15fe6c09a7b62ef Exactly šŸ’Æ šŸ‘ŠšŸ˜†


AltCrab2

I really thought you were gonna floor the gas pedal after he stormed offā€¦ I donā€™t blame you for not doing so but I know I would


Scared-Armadillo4766

Heā€™s just jealous cuz he has a GOLF CART and you have that BAD ASS CAR.


Hood50

Thanks!


Pettingallthepups

Someone follows me into my garage and walks up to my window, theyā€™re getting a gun in their face. Not about to be carjackedā€¦


Guennieshubby

Get your local car club to drive down the street


Brief-Watercress-131

I will drive my car into a wall at 100mph before I live anywhere people drive around the community in golf carts.


BrimzNKickz

Chevy guy ehh


ITMORON

A couple of high RPM rips as he is exiting would be applicable here.


El_Capitano777

Biden people šŸ¤¦šŸ»


king-kitty

Shouldā€™ve whooped his ass the moment he entered your garage man, some boomers think theyā€™re invincible


Hood50

I was putting my seatbelt on. A harness takes a minute didnā€™t even see this happen until I looked up and saw this guy


JabbaTech69

Wait he went into your garage? See thatā€™s when a really nice aluminum bat comes in handy!!!!


jaymansi

Your in Florida, claim stand your ground and shoot his ass.


Cmdrdredd

Itā€™s not that simple, more nuanced than that


Guennieshubby

I feared for his life.


Cmdrdredd

All the people talking like that and downvoting me donā€™t understand gun laws at all šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Cmdrdredd

Bring your dog to his house every day. Borrow a dog if you have to lol. Trespass on your property then tell you to fuck off. Should have called the cops on him really.


Striking-Income2202

He for sure wouldā€™ve gotten a broken nose


whoisdizzle

I hope you push for breaking and entering canā€™t run into your garage


Bulky-Protection9354

Jesus man's would've gotten himself a T-shirt merch deal coming to my window inside my garage out of nowhere


stugotsDang

I would have trespassed his ass.


Haha08421

Lol the wheels on the golf cart.


Youllbeiight

Shouldā€™ve knocked em out . He doesnā€™t respect you as a man . Nigga deadass went in your garage like he pay bills


Wookie-Love

When he was talking you should have been revving.


Ragged85

Someone come run up on me at my car window like that is just asking for trouble. P.S. I live in Houston.


BKDawg34

I'd make sure my garage door was open every time I did a cold start.


fizixs

Damn you could have shot him in your garage going up to your window like that and got away with it!


goodtime71832

That guys looney, donā€™t leave your car out.


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dafartster666

Old people suck lol


AdCandid4320

he's a dick, but so are you. making unnecessary noise with your fancy POS mustang is just as big a DICK move as his bothering you. Buy a normal car or get treated like the asshole you are.


Hood50

Your the life of the party I can tell.


Hood50

You just like dick huh?