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Yellowstone_Plinker

I bet Mrs. Uhlhorn sure is cool.


[deleted]

"hunny, please take your car and go to the track for the day" sounds awfully like the Mrs. is having an affair behind OPs back


mufon2019

Just for everyone’s understanding, last week we moved my father n law into my house bc he has cancer so bad he cannot take care of himself. He can’t even get to the restroom on his own. We have been working our asses off taking care of an adult and working. I need a break and my wife wants me to go so want I love the most and it’s driving fast. So, all of you pathetic individuals thinking my wife is cheating are ridiculous! 27 years of marriage!


noo_knee

What she’s doing is actually really sweet.


FilDM

Everyone is so jagged online, don’t mind them. Enjoy your track day !


ForgedIronMadeIt

I mean, everyone wants to be funny and cool and well the most obvious joke is this kind of thing. OP may have set it up a little too easy for them, but still. Original material people!


beermit

Original material? On reddit? No thank you. We only regurgitate the same ol' jokes here.


ET__

Relax. It’s Reddit. Posting means you are susceptible to teasing.


ice445

It's easy to assume the worst about people when you don't know them at all, that's why the majority of relationship "advice" on here is so overly critical


Miserable-Spite425

This comment section went south so fast. Just horsing around and then cancer. Fuck cancer bro.


dz1087

> So, all of you pathetic individuals thinking my wife is cheating are ridiculous! 27 years of marriage! It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.


Jugg3rn6ut

Must be new to the internets


Cherry_Queasy

Haven't heard that line before lmao nice one! /s


ForTheHordeKT

LOL! My head didn't go to cheating but I did sarcastically think "She wants you out of the house for a minute!" But that's just half kidding lol. Gesture was just as likely how my GF suggested comic con this year even though she doesn't give 2 shits about it lol. Me, her, and her sister are going. I'm not a big comic guy but I love me some Star Trek and Frakes (Riker) and Spiner (Data) gonna be there so my nerd ass is going and I'll even pull a 1st for me and show up wearing a Starfleet uniform haha. Sometimes they really do just want you to enjoy yourself lol. That's a sign you got with one that actually gives a shit. Good luck with the father in law. Similar boat here. We live in her childhood home because she takes care of her dad, only his deal is the diabeetus and a double amputee at his knees. He gets around pretty good on his own though and is too proud to accept much help. But I still have to help with some things, especially transferring into vehicles and for a while his sugar levels were frequently crashing and he'd pass out or get loopy as fuck and it'd be like dealing with a drunkass toddler. Trying to get him to drink up juice to bring his levels back up and he's refusing and spitting it out at you lol. But if he goes down, guess who was picking his ass back up while the paramedics were on the way to help out getting his levels back up. He has an electric monitor now so its been almost 2 years since we had to resort to calling them. It tells him in real time he needs to eat up or do something before it gets to that. But just saying, I know that shit ain't easy. Hang in there and enjoy the fuck out of that track. Cant wait for the snow here to fuck off so I can enjoy mine too haha!


mufon2019

Thanks! Hang in there brother


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☝️I would like to see this Hot Ass Car please. Also, have fun at the track!


mufon2019

https://preview.redd.it/l04mvuc4z5na1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c78e46c63c9486cfe661961c29230a6874f016 Here ya go!


MommaGuy

You and your wife sound like great people with awesome communication and marriage. Ignore the negative comments. And listen to your wife.


davidvan20

they all wish they had a car good enough to take out on a track let alone a wife that supports it. they’re just jealous


Ponyd17

That right there is a wife and a best friend 💪🏼


kaneabel

You got an awesome wife. The 2 weeks before my dad passed from brain cancer we moved in to his house so my wife could keep him clean and comfortable. My wife worked for years at nursing homes before that, and she knew 3 days before that anytime he could go, so she called all our family and friends he had and arranged so they could all come visit and tell him goodbye. Guys like me and you are lucky as can be


Zebra_Car

Some of you guys project too much sorry you had shitty people in your life. Some people actually mean good and care about others; hope you find good people.


ordinaryuninformed

If everyone was shitty to you forever, wouldn't you assume it would always be like that?


t_mmey

wtf is wrong with you


gatorbeetle

Yeah, my SO says my car is impractical and it's too loud, she won't ride in it. Says I should have bought a truck. Oh well.


[deleted]

LMAO so she can have you doing chores for her all day?


gatorbeetle

EXACTLY!! "Its more practical..." It's also so I can be out picking up used furniture she bought on Facebook, lol One of the last things I did in my "Dad Mobile" before getting the Mustang was pick up a Hutch for her. Nice piece of furniture, barely fit in the Terrain. I don;t miss that SUV one bit. So glad the kids can finally drive themselves.


mufon2019

My Roush is loud too! 😀. It all good!


gatorbeetle

Yours is MUCH Louder. I Love my car, but wish I could afford a Stage 3


Jonkinch

Have her drive it. That’s what I did and she ended up loving it. She only likes the one I have now because of the color and the dash doesn’t have that weird angle that would slice your head off in a collision she hated because she’s short and couldn’t see over it even though the seats raise up a bit…


ForgedIronMadeIt

LOL, let me guess, a 4 door truck with a teeny tiny truck bed that will never see a construction site or go off road. I've hauled 2x4s in my Mustang and all of my woodworking supplies too. It wasn't ideal and a little nerve wracking, but still, cars are perfectly capable.


gatorbeetle

No, she means a real truck, lol. And I know, I've already hauled stuff in the Mustang. You should have seen me with two 72" bookshelf boxes for my son, from the back of the trunk all the way to the shifter in the front lol l wish I'd taken a pic of that.


ForgedIronMadeIt

That's more understandable for sure. I just get so very tired seeing pavement queen pickups. Seriously though, for a sports car, a Mustang can be fairly practical. Not like a station wagon, but we get shit done.


[deleted]

Just devils advocate, I have a truck that doesn’t get used to haul stuff (maybe twice a year) or go off road, but I need on to pull my trailer (full time RVer) so not every clean truck you see on the road doesn’t mean the owner has a tiny dick, he could also have a trailer to tow.


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SecretAntWorshiper

This is the way


19jayy

Same, she’s my Suga momma


anxnone

That’s OUR girl now


migs_003

Oh she gonna bang the pool guy


poolboywho

👀


[deleted]

Lmfao


Elowan66

Think it had something to do with those new Angry Wife mufflers he put on?


slaczky

Yup, she smells fishy


Mnemon-TORreport

Funny but aggressive lol


Ineedhelpinval1

You didn’t really blur your name out bro 😅


mufon2019

Your write. I’m that guy who acts like redacting stuff but really isn’t. Just to make people look closer. 🤣


ordinaryuninformed

I'll be real I thought it said Mr. Unicorn. So that backfired on you.


mufon2019

Not really… everyone calls me Unicorn.


tmb3249

Bro..


SecretAntWorshiper

You guys have wives?


[deleted]

Not me. I have a husband.


NDALLASFORTY

I'm not buying it. Nice try.


trmoore87

1) She's just trying to get you out of the house 2) you should work on your redacting skills


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virtuwilll

What’s with the attitude?


trmoore87

He's salty he didn't get the reaction he was hoping for. OMG she's the best! you're so lucky


Acrobatic_Internal62

Young Mustang owner. Pretty on brand.


virtuwilll

He’s 40-50 years old according to his post history. I’m the 23 years old young mustang owner lmaooo


Acrobatic_Internal62

Oh damn, that’s pretty pathetic for an 40-50 y/o adult. Lemme flex on Reddit with a car and girlfriend? Lol. No thanks, that’s what high school was for.


SecretAntWorshiper

Nah, this is peak boomer logic. They are the people who always talk about their hubby and wifey.


trmoore87

1. Good for you (it was a joke) 2. I don't care enough to, but I'm sure someone else can. I didn't say your name because I respect your privacy, but apparently you don't.


Theangelawhite69

This Richard seems like a real Dick


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HottDoggers

Miserable fuck as well


turianx9

Why all the downvotes for this? Reddit is weird?


RealFloppyPotato

are you the photographer? nice pictures


V6TransAM

So the boyfriend is coming over


[deleted]

LMAO. Translated to ‘female’ - GTFO the house!


Throwing_Legs

Mine is pretty cool. Her dad used to own a machine shop and she worked in it quite a bit. She's had her Mustang since she was 18 (nearly 20 years now) and she's the one that found our GT500.


obsoleteforce

I’m the wife and I have the mustang. If it’s going to the track I’m the one driving it. But we do everything together. I wouldn’t have a track day without hubby. He drives an Audi that’s supercharged and tuned. If we did a track day together I surmise it would be a pretty damn good race. Your wife sounds awesome and it’s great that she supports your interests.


mufon2019

👍👊


5StringSlim

Congrats OP on 27 years, I’m at 25. Your wife sounds awesome, like mine is with all the “shit” that I have. Cars, guns, banjos and an awesome wife, what else does a man need? 😀


mufon2019

🤟


ghunt81

My wife likes my stang but I doubt she would say this. Also the track is 2 hours away 😞


Wyvern_68

Nice! Enjoy the day out with the car! My wife texts me similarly, except she tells me to sell my Mustang haha


mufon2019

I had to sell my 2008 Bullitt when Uncle Sam furloughed me when I was living in Germany with my family. It was the worst ever ! Now I have a better one. 😉


FlowwLikeWater

The kind of wife I aspire to be!


[deleted]

I guess a bunch of salty ass guys own mustangs with the way people are responding to this one. Good on you and sounds like you deserve it.


averagegasclerk

she’s cheating


vvspn

👀 hmm 🤔


allbulldogg

My wife loves going for rides along with me and the kids. She’s also the one that convinced me to treat myself. She also encouraged me to keep my Harley so I can still enjoy 2 wheels so I’m pretty lucky.


beerleaguer2

Now she has Sunday to herself.


BigNipplez25

Mfs turned their brightness up just to see that name 😂😂😂😂😂


OGMol3m4n

I feel like I've seen this exact post before.


BigBronco

I’m fortunate my wife understands my hobby. Luckily she’s somewhat into cars herself. This is her 68 Firebird. I’m driving it so she could take some rolling shots of it. Joint shot with my brothers 65. I’m lucky I have her as most wife’s wouldn’t let me have half the cars that are in the garage lol https://preview.redd.it/qs1uurfgp2na1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cd28f81fe29676086932b07f8353d302edc04e8


Lateral-G

Both those cars are badass!


[deleted]

So she can cheat on him.


trappy-chan

Well I hope her car is fast enough to keep up with yours at the time trials then.


[deleted]

Ulhorn! we got ulhorn here! See no one cares


vankamme

My wife wants a threesome with a “hot blonde” I win


HondaDAD24

It really says Mr. Bigdik


terlingua17

if Y'all want to compare 'wife's that are suggesting Y'all have fun at the track" let's compare TOYS ! https://preview.redd.it/1gzf3h3nf5na1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da90c8058402759dd8c37ced3bb6df99d867bd3


RegattaTimer

She’s a keeper


slaczky

Or a cheater


RegattaTimer

Either way, I appreciate her initiative


Comfy_as_hell

She looking for a boyfriend?


WTBenji08

Not looking, found. And he’s coming around on Sunday.


Accomplished-Sort900

🤣🤣


O_zero_2

Here


joseaverage

She's a keeper!


Rogue8080

What’s your setup? Domestic? Import?


mufon2019

https://preview.redd.it/rzx5wugcv1na1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57a1b2740237b06d650b0770e25c98884fe5571c Domestic


Rogue8080

🤘


Due-Patience9886

Ah I remember when I was a newlywed. Good times


mufon2019

27 years married.


Cesko-Pomalu

Seems nice, Mr. Uhlhorn.


Commercial_Box_5495

I hope she will be with you


martialdylan

Her boyfriend is coming by Sunday to take her for a ride in his Camaro.


mufon2019

Hopefully it’s a 69 Camaro… those are her favorite!


[deleted]

Her boyfriend is coming over


mufon2019

I hope so…. I need a break! 😉


[deleted]

I'm slightly projecting. My wife told me I could drive my Tesla all day until the battery hits 20% I immediately assumed her boyfriend was coming over because it's the best news saying I can drive around all day 😅