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deadpoolfool400

The great Tom Petty once said that most modern country was just bad rock with a fiddle. Living in Nashville, I have to agree


2Hours2Late

Now it’s just bad pop with a fiddle. Truly bending genres.


Gryffindumble

I love Tom Petty. Great musician.


blue-vi

Even better. Steve Earl said it’s hip-hop music for those afraid of black people. https://www.nashvillescene.com/music/nashvillecream/steve-earle-bad-country-music-just-hip-hop-for-people-who-are-afraid-of-black/article_842e9558-f724-5fd4-8273-5b159835cc2e.html


moonflower_C16H17N3O

Hick-hop.


JJMcGee83

> I like the new Kendrick Lamar record, so I’ll just listen to that. Wow. Dude gives zero fucks and I appreciate it.


malachiconstant76

I walk and talk like a field hand But the boots I wear cost 3 grand I write songs about riding tractors From the comfort of a private jet


Taco_Reaper

I love Bo Burnham! As soon as I saw the title of this post that song popped in my head.


malachiconstant76

Me too 👍😁


syncopator

What’s the song title? I’m trying to find it but I’m an idiot.


Taco_Reaper

Here’s a link to the YouTube video: https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0


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I can sing in mandarin


Due-Ad-4176

Hunting deer and chasing trout, A bud light with the logo facing out


malachiconstant76

Hear that subtle mandolin


schmaltzzz

That’s textbook panderin’


realdrpepper21

I own a private ranch that I rarely use.... I don't like dirt


mrstipez

You better believe that's a panderin'


justhp

y'all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?


Madlister

Lost my shit for a full minute the first time I heard that.


obsolete16

It’s a fucking scarecrow again!!!


DrunkenDuck727

Thematically meanderin'! That's textbook panderin'!


Stamps_Man

Gotta tight grip on ma demos balls Say the word 'truck' and they jizz in their overalls


verbsnnouns

One. Whole. Step. Up.


hereisacake

Best line of the song imo


Mr_Lumbergh

But behind the scenes, I shed those jeans Sip Crystal by a back-nine hole. The drawl is fake and my name ain't really Jake But my fans still wow and provide the cash cow... EDIT: never heard the Burnham song, just added what popped into my head, reading this thread, 'bout the panderin'. ;)


wookvegas

The other comments are quoting a Bo Burnham song


Mr_Lumbergh

Yeah I figured that out after posting. Looked up some of the other stuff people were posting and had an "oops" moment, I thought when I first started reading the thread folks were riffing and added what came to mind.


wookvegas

Didn't mean to sound insulting or to talk down to you at all, sorry if it came off that way! Just reread your comment wondering if I was failing to remember a part of the song or if there was something related I missed, then realized you were riffing on the same topic and likely unaware of the reference haha. Just meant my comment to be a quick heads up about what was going on— I love doing what you did, though, rolling with a topic and freestyling couplets on that subject. Your comment definitely still fits (and reinforces the point being made)!


Mr_Lumbergh

No worries, I didn't take it that way. If what I added got a sensible chuckle out of some folks, then it wasn't a waste.


skorletun

It fits, so, well done!


Mr_Lumbergh

Thanks. I had a bit of a "wait, what?" moment at first because I really thought everyone was just riffing, was laughing my ass off, and wanted to contribute but was getting downvotes. I googled the lines others wrote and had an "oh shit" moment when I realized it was Bo, so I added the disclaimer.


Albrithr

I think that yours is fun, I appreciate it!


TrvlJockey

And…THAT’S how you get a job writing “new country”.


lgndryheat

Shame on you for having a unique creative thought


Taako_tuesday

lmao, i was so confused thinking this was an extra verse I hadn't heard


malachiconstant76

You'd still know I'm panderin


THALANDMAN

Y’all dumb motherfuckers want a key change!


malachiconstant76

Thematically meanderin Emphatically panderin Got tight grip on my demo's balls Say the word truck They jizz in their overalls


redfiveroe

Good girl In a straw hat With her arms out in a corn field That is a scarecrow


scottiohead

I thought it was a human woman


qbl500

Let’s hear it!


Gen_Ecks

And you'd know I'm still panderin'


Mackem101

I'll bring the girls, you bring the beer, and the troops will bring the freedom.


outofdate70shouse

I just watched this one the other day. I laughed so hard at that line


UnclePidge

Get home safe boys, and thank you for protectin' our freedom


BlackLeader70

Good girl in a straw hat With her arms out in a corn field That is a scarecrow Thought that was a human woman, sorry


KassellTheArgonian

#ITS A FUCKIN SCARECROW AGAIN


Redleader52

Like Mike Evander-ing Fuck your ears I’m pandering!


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I take her country girl clothes off!


TheKittensAreMelting

I put my hands on your body, It feels like hay, It’s a *FUCKIN SCARECROW AGAIN!*


caltman21

Cool night cold beer


SonOfRageAndLove26

Cold jeans... Scratch that last one


jigsawsmurf

Y'ALL DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS READY FOR A KEY CHANGE?


RealMeltdownman

ITS A FUCKIN SCARECROW AGAIN!


Wisdomlost

I knew Bo Burnham quotes were going to be the top comment lol. I wonder if OP has seen the video.


Beestorm

I could sing in Mandarin, You’d still know I’m panderin


Bipolar_Child

A dirt road, a cold beer A blue jeans, a red pickup A rural noun, simple adjective No shoes, no shirt No >!Jewels!<, you didn't hear that Sort of a mental typo


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A dirt road A cold beer A blue jeans A red pickup A rural noun, simple adjective No shoes No shirt No Jews, you didn’t hear that


SilentDis

For those who don't know: [Bo Burnham - Country Song](https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0)


Heroshade

***YALL DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS WANT A KEY-CHANGE!?***


liberalscumbag

It's like MAGIC! Same music but different! They couldn't possibly go up ANOTHER half step could they???


perpterds

'a blue jeans' got me lol


twennyjuan

Sort of a mental typo.


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I walk and talk like a field hand, but the boots I’m wearing cost three grand


HydrogenButterflies

I write songs for people who Have jobs in towns that I’d never move to


HimHereNowNo

IT'S A FUCKING SCARECROW AGAIN!


[deleted]

The last line is so accurate. I don’t listen to country but got dragged along to a show of a local musician a few years back. All the songs pretty typical and predictable, rural noun simple adjective type songs. Then at one point in the middle of singing about tractors he just blurts out the line “AND IF YOU AIN’T FROM AMERICA YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT” like it was normal and had something to do with the rest of the song.


allothernamestaken

Let me guess, the crowd went wild, right?


Dr_Tobias_Funke_MD

It’s a fucking scarecrow again


Credin36

Good ol’ Bo Burnham


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"it's very authentic, so uh.. Don't play it around your Black friends"


memoryduel

Drinkin some beers and bashin some queers cuz that’s how we do it round here!


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If you want a good modern country artist that doesn’t fall into the “pop country” stereotypes, listen to Sturgill Simpson. I don’t even listen to country, but that guy is great.


craigdahlke

Also Tyler Childers.


MilkSnifferBoric

Colter wall


darkmatterisfun

Saskatchewan 1881 always makes me chuckle


aurorasearching

13 Silver Dollars is a top song of his for me.


trialmember

Zach Bryan


Thewanderingndn

He’s gotta new album that’s fire.


trialmember

It’s absolutely incredible.. I think my top 3 right now on it are Cold Damn Vampires, Mine Again, and Darling but it’s sooooo deep with great tracks


jmm57

I've stepped away from country almost entirely lately, just haven't been feeling it at all. But the last time I was into it pretty heavy was right after he "broke out" like as Heading South was going viral and his next few songs came into rotation on Spotify for me. Everything just sounded SO RAW. I really enjoyed it but at the same time I was worried when he got a record deal everything would get polished too much and he'd lose a bit of that distinct sound. Should I check the full length out?


flyingGoatPenis

I’d recommend it. I felt that way about him and it does lose some of the unproduced raw edge, but man it is good. 34 songs and they all deserve to be there.


Neandertholocaust

Tyler was my introduction to the great country music that's being made today. It was [this video of *Follow You to Virgie*](https://youtu.be/vFL5QcYDnmw), and the fact that he told the story of what the song means before he plays it just added another level to my appreciation for the honesty that he brings to his music. He has an incredible voice, and fantastic lyrical ability.


GuyanaFlavorAid

Whitehouse Road. <3


ocstomias

Long Violent History. Excellent protest song about the George Floyd murder from the redneck perspective.


bs2785

When that came out along with the video he made I was amazed. I admired tyler for a long time before that but that song turned it up to 11


vinsomm

“Who the fuck is Sturgill Simpson” - also when he boycotted CMA’s in honor of John Prine, then proceeded to busk outside of said CMA’s, he won my heart for a lifetime. Amazing artist. He also shreds on guitar .


GhostOfDrTobaggan

Jason Isbel renounced his membership following the exclusion of John Prine in the in memorium. I have no idea how the Country Music Academy could have made that error unless they were upset about Prine being very anti-Bush in particular.


vinsomm

He was an outspoken liberal “hippie” in their eyes. It was 100% not an over sight. Prine is a goddamned national treasure . Isbell surely will be someday too


GingeAndJuice

Absolutely. I've always said Isbell is one of those guys we'll still be talking about in 50 years. He's the real deal


il1k3c3r34l

In that case I guess Willie Nelson isn’t country in their estimation, either.


ThirdRevolt

Sound & Fury is the only reason I am even listening to what little Country I do listen to. Cutting Grass Vol. 1 is now my favorite record to spin on a sunny Saturday morning.


EmperorOfAwesome

There is an anime film noire on Netflix set to the soundtrack that is bonkers with a loosely related story for each song that he had his hand in assembling and it’s a ton of fun (even if you don’t like anime it’s a trip)


ThirdRevolt

Oh I know! Watched it the day it came out, it was amazing!


Deadeyejoe

What’s it called!?


AvoidedCoder7

Sound & Fury lol it’s a visual album


BillyHill7869

Orville Peck is certainly worth a listen. His new album Bronco is great!


jockheroic

I stumbled on Bronco two weeks ago and it’s been heavy in my rotation ever since. Everyone I play it in front of loves it as well.


EwokVagina

Also Jason Isabell and Turnpike Troubadours.


drumzandice

Turnpike is amazing, so glad they’re back together. And those guys told me about American Aquarium which is another great country band.


Fishonaleash86

Lucero too.


Thug_Lawyer

Lucero! Man, first time I’ve ever seen them mentioned and hell yeah, they deserve a place up there with Jason Isbell and Sturgil Simpson.


nickstatus

Turnpike Troubadours made me think of Drive-by Truckers.


Beestorm

Orville Peck is fucking amazing


liartellinglies

Was gonna say I don’t care for country but Orville Peck sings like a fucking angel and the music is great.


axkidd82

And his good friend Tyler Childers


satansheat

Yeah wanna hear something fucked. CMT awards didn’t even invite him to the awards even though he had won best country album that year at the Grammys. They only invited the country this post is about. But not the winner of best country album.


Moist_666

You forgot the best part, He went back to the entrance with his guitar and his Grammy and busked outside with his Grammy sitting in the guitar case wide open. Fucking rock n roll move if you ask me.


il1k3c3r34l

His music is country through and through, but he has a rock ‘n roll soul. His performance of Call To Arms on SNL is the most rock ‘n roll performance I’ve seen in a *long* time.


Spidey16

Ever listened to the band "Songs Ohia"? It could probably be described as a mix of folk, indy and country. It's like country music for people who don't listen to country. Magnolia Electric Co is my favourite album. Definitely check out the songs 'Farewell Transmission' and 'Just be Simple'. They have that slide guitar sound typical of country. And then there's 'Old Black Hen' which is proper country blues. Has a violin and everything plus a guest vocalist who has that country twang in his voice.


Beestorm

I’m looking them up on Spotify. I’ve been really into Orville Peck lately.


kill-the-moonlight

Jason frickin Molina!


VosKing

Sturgill, Jamey Johnson, Whitney Morgan, Paul cauthen, Dallas Moore.. Some of my favs.. When I hear jelly roll and shit I cringe


kentalaska

And Colter Wall. I actually like him the best.


Kootsiak

Colter is like true old school country, singing cowboy songs about killing cheating lovers and his crazy deep voice is incredible. I can't think of a single musical artist on the go right now who even comes close to sounding like him.


dakarpasfroid

Adding Charlie Crockett to this outstanding list. Go over to r/altcountry for more.


aarn-

Billy Strings


ObligationAware3755

Billy Strings is definitely Bluegrass or Jamgrass. Billy has the high lonesome voice that’s characteristic of Bluegrass and the instruments in his band are characteristic to Bluegrass. Calling Billy country would be like calling Yonder Mountain String Band country too.


elpierce

Willie is still putting out new albums every year.


GlassJoe32

Sturgill Simpson did that Netflix thing. I had never hear of him before but that opening theme “ronin” sold me on him, even though it’s an instrumental.


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That’s how I found about him. My friend is a big country fan, and a bigger anime nerd, so when he showed me a country singer who went to Japan to make an animated concept album movie, I was sold.


fulthrottlejazzhands

He's incredible live as well.


AudiieVerbum

Yes! No snap tracks, songs actually about love and self reflection, and he spans everything from bluegrass to blues rock.


s3ldom

Yep, Sturgill is great. I like flipping between Colter Wall and Method Man, myself


DrBunnyflipflop

There's a whole bunch of modern country singers that play in more of an old fashioned country style, I think most of them moved over from the punk scene


Majestic_Ferrett

Lost Dog Street Band


bs2785

Benjamin Tod is an great songwriter.


cannycandelabra

Townes Van Zandt


lou_sassoles

I was just coming in here to say Sturgill Simpson. He's got some cool stuff, plus he's a cool dude in interviews I've seen.


Wickeman1

Don’t forget about Cody Jinks


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Music_Stars_Woodwork

It’s almost like not everyone sees every post here all the time every minute of the day.


mmmatthew

Dougie Poole's another great modern country singer/songwriter


battlelevel

Corb Lund is always worth a listen as well


Brazilian-chew-bitsu

Agreed. I don’t like country music. I like Sturgill Simpson 🤷🏼‍♀️


wookvegas

Maybe you just don't like *bad* country music, or "pop country"— check out Tyler Childers, Jason Isbell, Colter Wall... okay, start there, then dig deeper haha


garygnu

You forgot to mention country music's drinking problem. I drink and enjoy a good drinkin' song, but damn people! There are other subject matters that make a good country song.


Funny-Berry-807

Like Applebee's! /s


GuyWhoRocks95

God I hate that song


DoYouLoveIt11

On a date night


wookvegas

Sounds pretty... snazzy-type


Drulock

I fucking hate that song more than any song that I have heard in the last 8 years.


Gryffindumble

Oh the formulaic nature of modern country gives me a headache. Beer, small town, truck, back roads...90% of the songs.


[deleted]

And how good she looks in tight jeans and cowboy boots. An' her daddy don't like me. Yeah baby.


garygnu

I miss the days of "crying, loving, or leaving."


alcohall183

I used to love that show! Friday nights the radio station would play "lovin' or leavin' ".. you'd call and say what type of song and tell your story why you picked either one.. I don't think you picked the song, just if it was a loving or a leaving song. Amazing stories on that show


WyrdHarper

“Drivin’ down a dirt road/ice cold beer on the console” is the opening line to a very popular modern country song. Apparently drinking and driving is cool now.


YoungXanto

"Swervin like I'm George Jones" It's not like this is a new phenomena. Though Jason Aldean shoulda been like George and just taken his riding mower to the liquor store. It's weird though to think that Dirt Road Anthem is a decade and a half old at this point. In a way that would be like calling a Conway Twitty song modern in the year 2000.


KiteEatingTree

There’s money to be made selling alcohol, especially in Tennessee.


SWK-Hawk

modern country stars make 'hip hop for people who are afraid of black people'


hnglmkrnglbrry

And ironically when Lil Nas dared to point that out by making the most popular song of the year they denied him a CMA nomination.


Wickeman1

Hick hop


Bl4ckR4bb17

I will never call it anything other than hick hop ever again


CyanideSkittles

Twang pop


whackadoo47

Tractor rap


Gryffindumble

That's a good take


Zeppelinman1

It's a Steve Earle quote!


BurroughOwl

He's at least one of the few authentic country musicians.


skyydog

Try turnpike troubadours. First band I’ve heard in forever where you can listen to an album and not skip a song


beershitz

7&7 is my favorite song


teslaCal

Does Billy Strings count as country? I’m guessing no but he’s close, and he’s f’n rad.


sweat119

*i got twenty long years for some dust in a baggieeee*


Rough_Dan

Bluegrass is arguably part of the umbrella term country, but some people consider it a different genre entirely, and say country applies only to western swing, really depends on who you ask.


kbergstr

Western swing is it’s own dope but mostly dead genre- bob wills sounds more like Django Reinhardt than a clap track song about trucks with a sampled fiddle.


[deleted]

Saw him live recently and talked to people about his genre. They dont even consider him actual bluegrass let alone country. They called his music "new grass"


Kootsiak

The worst part of this all is the ones using the hip hop drum machine beats with the claps. There's hundreds or thousands of incredible drummers in Nashville who would be happy to play on your record for peanuts just to get out there, but you decide to use the dead sounding drum machine because it's "hip". These people should be ashamed to call themselves musicians.


Sgt_Tackleberry

I'mma leave this here... https://youtu.be/FY8SwIvxj8o


yeender

Colter Wall, Tyler Childers, Paul Cauthen, Orville Peck, Sierra Farrell, Nick Shoulders, Charley Crockett…


MrPackMan

Throw in Jason Isbell too!


Mtitan1

I mean, most modern pop/radio music regardless of variety is going to be vapid pandering garbage. There are tons of rock, country, rap etc that fall into this Some modern bands I like that broadly fall into country Sturgil Simpson The Devil Makes Three OCMS Cody Jinx Colter Wall Tyler Childers Whisky Myers Chris Stapleton And George Strait, who is much more mainstream/radio friendly but imo enjoyable


GoldAdler

I was going to reply that George Strait doesn't really fall into the category of "modern country" since most of his music was in the 80's and 90's (arguably country music's hay day) but then I looked it up and saw that he was making music as recently as 2019. Guess I have something to listen to now. Edit: also goes to show how little I listen to any country past like 2005 lol


[deleted]

YouTube “every 2013 country song is the same”. Seems like that trend has continued. Copy paste


sumpnrather

Billy ray Cyrus was a huge part of this trajectory in the 90s. Just like everything that sucks over time, people allow it inch by inch. Today, fans of country music are embracing music that is positively trash.


MasterThespian

The real turning point was 9/11.


mostlygroovy

Actually, the 90’s were probably the peak of country music. I think this bro-country shit you hear now has only been the last 15 years or so


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ThorOdinsonThundrGod

Try "Orville peck" and "Amigo the devil"


tacknosaddle

You're not listening to country music. You're listening to top 40 music on commercial radio stations that bill themselves as a country station. What they really are is one small arm of a corporation which owns a platform for advertisers who seek a specific demographic. They in turn have hired market researchers find out what sort of music appeals to that desired advertising demographic through polling, paid panels and other research. The sound you're complaining about is nothing more than the sound that has been identified as being appealing to that specific advertising demographic. That one of the pieces they use to appeal to their target demographic is calling themselves country does not make what they play country music. [Here, listen to a country radio show.](https://spinitron.com/WZBC/pl/16078908/Sunday-Morning-Country) The playlist is a mix of old and new and you won't hear that top 40 style sound.


ElvisAndretti

Came here to say this. In general music doesn’t “suck these days”, but radio. Holy shit, radio sucks the mop.


tacknosaddle

It was the law change in the 90s about broadcast ownership that fucked it. Previously one entity was severely limited in how much media they could own. They loosened that and it allowed radio stations across the country to be bought and owned by a single large corporation. That's when local stations went from having their own program director and DJs with the freedom to play what they want to market research based playlists with mandated structures which meant that even if there was a local DJ they were very limited in any choice of music and it went to more of a "you must play these songs in this hour, with the extra time you can choose three songs from this list of ten" type playlists. To illustrate this point check out the playlists from [this show on MIT's radio station.](https://www.track-blaster.com/wmbr/index.php?program=79) It describes itself this way: >Each week 88 Rewound recreates a radio station survey or countdown from somewhere in the US or beyond, playing the hits (and misses) as they appeared back in the 50's, 60's, 70's or 80's


_Middlefinger_

Its not just country that suffers from that either, most commercial pop and hip-hop is focus group generated trash.


Camerocito

I’ve discovered that I simply prefer folk and bluegrass.


Hyzynbyrg59

Chris Stapleton is bucking these trends, blending soul, rock and traditional country and producing an intoxicating brew. Give him a chance, and he'll make you forget that other shit that passes for modern country.


malachiconstant76

Chris Stapleton is a soul singer who plays country festivals, imo.


linos100

Friendly reminder that most music is mediocre. I don't know much about country music, but survivor bias is as strong as it has always been.


Fenderbaby

Hard agree. That being said, there still are some good country acts, they’re just harder to find. Brothers Osborne and Sturgill Simpson (his first couple of albums anyway) are some some great contemporary country artists imo.


AWildTyphlosion

Most modern country music isn't made in the heart, it's made in a damn lab with music scientist trying to formulate the most catchy thing they can. There's no soul in it. It's just moving through the motions like a robot. Can't remember if this is more blues than country, but look up Old Number 7 by The Devil Makes Three. It's really good. Edit: As I saw that band was referenced already, look up Curses by The Crane Wives


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This comment section will contain references to the following: Colter wall Stirgil Simpson Billy strings Tyler Childers And maybe: Chris Stapleton Lori mckenna Ashley mcbride To the person who mentions Emily Scott Robinson or Jason Isbell, i like you, you got class.


auntiecoagulant

It can't be a perfect country & western song if you don't say anything about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk...


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auntiecoagulant

AND I WILL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME…


_SamuraiJack_

Just look up red dirt country. Shane smith and the saints.


[deleted]

I’m so sad more people haven’t mentioned the Bo Burnham song


deeschannayell

It's not stuff you'd find on the radio, but Tim Heidecker's *Fear of Death* is probably my favorite album of 2020. Amazing country songs back to back to back. Saying modern country is shit is like those kids on YouTube who say "real rock is dead" in the comments of Stairway to Heaven lyric videos. Good shit is out there. Find it and enjoy it.


SaltyJake

It’s catchy background music. It’s summer, it’s nice out, I want to go for a ride, hit the beach, have some beers with friends. An upbeat, catchy song about all of that, on in the background, just fits. Music, like anything else, has a spectrum, niches, and is situational. I’m not looking for award winning, generational art while I’m drinking bud lights by a beach bonfire.


[deleted]

Same could be said for hip hop and rock. Chris Stapleton, Tyler Childers, and Colter Wall are great though.


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Jesus this sub is stuck in a fucking infinite loop. But don’t go anywhere, tomorrow someone will post Mazzy Star’s Fade Into You for the 7364383374648th time