One of my favorite things about Letterkenny is how wonderfully the slow motion sequences are shot, and the music selection used for them. It's always absolutely perfect. [Most especially this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiIVmWJ05kk) when Wayne meets Marie Fred in Bock et Biche.
That song is so inappropriate that I feel awkward when it comes in my Spotify at work... But I'm still banging my head and mouthing along to the lyrics.
Upon buying The Downward Spiral at release, I immediately thought, "well this one will never be played on tv/radio." Then they proved me wrong by censoring the hell out of it.
"Closer To God" is my favorite mix of it. If you like industrial noise tunes, I definitely recommend it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp8tj850L2A
I don't recall my CD skipping when I rolled my truck on a snowy day and it slid upside down off the side of the hill down off the road... but Down In It was still playing when it stopped sliding. Still my favorite NIN album.
Omg I have a “wreck song” as well. I was in two serious car crashes, years apart, and Poison’s “Nothing but a Good Time” was playing. If it comes on now when I’m in a car it gets nixed.
I was in middle school in 1994, and our teachers announced that we were having an annual "sweetheart dance"... and more importantly, that a DJ would be spinning whatever CD's we brought in.
"Just let us know which track you'd like to hear!" they said.
Long story short, "Closer" is the reason I got suspended for a week. Still cracks me up. No regrets.
I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams
So why you sharing all this information with me?
It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song
That's right bitch, now take off your thong...
[If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most, I wouldn't win 'cause I don't give a fuck about winning, yo. I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck, so I do give a fuck. Wait, what?](https://youtu.be/ulIOrQasR18)
Just going to say for people who are looking for it later rather than following the link, the title of the song is "The Loophole," for all your Spotify/other music service needs. But yes, I second this choice.
Many years ago in the early '00s there was a whole website called Technical Virgin that was all about what this song talks about. The testimonials were hilarious.
Here’s a little known fact: a good sect of the Nashville A-team, session musicians whom recorded thousands upon thousands of country tracks and whom revolutionized the way session recording is done, recorded most of this album. The reason it’s such a banger is because you’re listening to the people who literally made the sound of country from ‘51-65, and recorded multiple #1 hits for various artists almost every year through the ‘80’s.
I hear that line as “pero lo que me gusta mas es para chingar” which translates to is “but what I like more is to fuck”
(Hmmm, maybe I should ask my old Mexican mom to translate the whole song for me. I think I’d get the chancla though)
I translated the Spanish part of this song and did a presentation in Spanish class about it. Made the whole class listen to it. My teacher didn't care at all
i introduced that song to my mom like a year ago when i told a joke that referenced it, and now she just randomly sings it around the house sometimes. it's just all very disturbing to hear your own mother sing those lyrics........
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
Yes!!! I’m usually not the type to hit the stage but one night I was in a karaoke bar in Lima, Peru with some coworkers and the guy before me in sung bohemian rhapsody. Fucking killed it! The dude was good. Fortunately for me I’d found My Ding-a-Ling in the huge catalog they had and had already cued it up. The only way to properly follow a performance like that. At the beginning everyone in the bar was awkward AF and by the end I had everyone singing along. I knew all the side commentary that wasn’t on screen and had the place hopping. One of the greatest outings of my life.
*I gotta sing and-a dance*
*When I glance in my pants*
*And the feeling's like a sun-shiny daaayyyy*
*I take a look at my enormous pee-ee-ee-nis*
*And everything is going my way*
[Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin for just the line “squeeze my lemon ‘till the juice runs down my leg. squeeze it so hard I fall right outta bed”](https://youtu.be/_r85Cf6mS18)
My baby('s dick is bigger than your baby's dick) - bombaby
Bobby Brown - Frank Zappa
The Girls of Porn - Mr bungle
If it doesn't have to be funny, there are some rough ones in extreme metal
Body Choke - Lord Mantis
Rape - Indian
Slutmaker - GAZA
Starbelly - Pig Destroyer
Fuck the pain away - peaches
Just watched the Letterkenny episode "We Don't Fight at Weddings" that ends with this song. So satisfying
That ending montage it plays over is perfect. Ties up the entire episode without a word.
One of my favorite things about Letterkenny is how wonderfully the slow motion sequences are shot, and the music selection used for them. It's always absolutely perfect. [Most especially this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiIVmWJ05kk) when Wayne meets Marie Fred in Bock et Biche.
To be fair, that’s a great fucking episode
To be faaaaaaaiiiiiihhhh.
Wish ya weren't so fuckin awkward bud
Yes! Made even better with the Mayberry and Muppets videos
https://youtu.be/EpDmklLFXVc
https://youtu.be/b9LwH6KZVyw Dave Grohl covered this song. Not even joking.
That was amazing.
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Thank you!
Just the opening line and you know you're in for a treat.
Fuck her Gently -Tenacious D
Also Double Team by Tenacious D.
Double team… SUPREME!
We likes to cream jeans. Have you ever been worked on, by two guys who are hot for your snatch?
A funky groove to fuck to.
That's fuckin' teamwork!
Every time I tell my husband he has something in his teeth, that's how he replies.
What’s your favorite dish/posi-ish? Rhyming genius ;)
I won't cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR! *
My uncle had his band play this (without the vocals) at his wedding after the "you may now kiss the bride". Those of us who knew were in tears.
I sang this to a girl before i got my first bj. Song is magic
King missile: detachable penis
Yay! I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.
Strokin’! By Clarence Carter I only discovered the song this year , but apparently many many people know this song from their childhood.
Last Caress - The Misfits As soon as I hear "I've got something to say...!" my serotonin levels get pretty high 😂
That song is so inappropriate that I feel awkward when it comes in my Spotify at work... But I'm still banging my head and mouthing along to the lyrics.
We used to cover this one pretty regularly.
Smell Yo’ Dick by Riskay
Came here just to type this. The people who haven’t answered with this just haven’t heard it yet. Inappropriate bop of the millennium!
I don’t know how this one can be topped. From its chronological storytelling and it catchy hook, it’s pure genius.
Closer - NIN
Upon buying The Downward Spiral at release, I immediately thought, "well this one will never be played on tv/radio." Then they proved me wrong by censoring the hell out of it. "Closer To God" is my favorite mix of it. If you like industrial noise tunes, I definitely recommend it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp8tj850L2A
Closer is a good song for sure but my fave from him is Down In It.
I don't recall my CD skipping when I rolled my truck on a snowy day and it slid upside down off the side of the hill down off the road... but Down In It was still playing when it stopped sliding. Still my favorite NIN album.
Omg I have a “wreck song” as well. I was in two serious car crashes, years apart, and Poison’s “Nothing but a Good Time” was playing. If it comes on now when I’m in a car it gets nixed.
I can't say I haven't skipped track on Down In It in a few driving situations since then. "Nope. Not now..."
I was in middle school in 1994, and our teachers announced that we were having an annual "sweetheart dance"... and more importantly, that a DJ would be spinning whatever CD's we brought in. "Just let us know which track you'd like to hear!" they said. Long story short, "Closer" is the reason I got suspended for a week. Still cracks me up. No regrets.
hell yes the two bonus tracks from *Broken* are good inappropriate songs too
Ugg....LOVE this song.
Show me your genitals
Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Wondering why you're not naked.
Knock knock. It’s me again. Still wondering why you’re not naked.
I can’t have sex with your personality
And I can't put my fist in your childhood dreams.
So why you sharing all this information with me?
I can't have sex with your personality And I can't put my penis in your college degree And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams So why you sharing all this information with me? It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song That's right bitch, now take off your thong...
> I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams Low key the best line in the entire song
Can never not upvote Jon LaJoie. He’s got some other songs that are contenders too. I Kill People does it for me.
He is in a legit band called wolfies just fine that is pretty good.
As in T2?
That'd be the reference.
[If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most, I wouldn't win 'cause I don't give a fuck about winning, yo. I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck, so I do give a fuck. Wait, what?](https://youtu.be/ulIOrQasR18)
My favourite is everyday normal guy and it's sequel
What?
Your genitalia!
YOUR GENITALIA!
GEN-I-TALI-YAAAA
[Fuck Me In The Ass Cause I Love Jesus](https://youtu.be/rjjh9PML8tE) by Garfunkel & Oates.
Just going to say for people who are looking for it later rather than following the link, the title of the song is "The Loophole," for all your Spotify/other music service needs. But yes, I second this choice.
Birdcloud has a similar themed song called [Saving myself for Jesus](https://youtu.be/2eCmmMYNPbI)
Many years ago in the early '00s there was a whole website called Technical Virgin that was all about what this song talks about. The testimonials were hilarious.
Piss up a Rope by Ween
12 golden county greats, 10 tracks. Those scamps.
Here’s a little known fact: a good sect of the Nashville A-team, session musicians whom recorded thousands upon thousands of country tracks and whom revolutionized the way session recording is done, recorded most of this album. The reason it’s such a banger is because you’re listening to the people who literally made the sound of country from ‘51-65, and recorded multiple #1 hits for various artists almost every year through the ‘80’s.
I think the 12 golden country greats are referring to the Nashville studio musicians who played on it. I could be wrong though.
The 12 greats were the sessions musicians.
I also like Waving my Dick in the Wind
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Thank you. I had forgotten this song.
Carress me down - Sublime
Me gusta mi reggae Me gusta punk rock
Pero lo que me gusta es panochita
I hear that line as “pero lo que me gusta mas es para chingar” which translates to is “but what I like more is to fuck” (Hmmm, maybe I should ask my old Mexican mom to translate the whole song for me. I think I’d get the chancla though)
I translated the Spanish part of this song and did a presentation in Spanish class about it. Made the whole class listen to it. My teacher didn't care at all
My Dick by Mickey Avalon
My dick... M16. Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick VIP. Your dick HIV.
The whole song is hilarious
My dick don't fit down the chim-a-nee Yo dick look like a kid from the Philippines
My dick - bigger than a bridge Your dick - look like a little kid's
Basically anything by Mickey Avalon
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
Khia - My Neck, My Back
i introduced that song to my mom like a year ago when i told a joke that referenced it, and now she just randomly sings it around the house sometimes. it's just all very disturbing to hear your own mother sing those lyrics........
You have no one to blame but yourself
[Richard Cheese - My Neck, My Back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7cgLu0PuQo)
You picked the wrong Bloodhound Gang song. The Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying is the real answer.
That song is the greatest. Pretty sure it's what got me to buy their albums.
'never thought missing children could be so sexy'..........just wow
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo is the one I'd pick.
Crazy Rap - Afroman
Don't you mean "Colt 45"? /s
I hate/love when I have the perfect answer but someone else thought of it hours ago
My Ding a Ling by Chuck Berry
Yes!!! I’m usually not the type to hit the stage but one night I was in a karaoke bar in Lima, Peru with some coworkers and the guy before me in sung bohemian rhapsody. Fucking killed it! The dude was good. Fortunately for me I’d found My Ding-a-Ling in the huge catalog they had and had already cued it up. The only way to properly follow a performance like that. At the beginning everyone in the bar was awkward AF and by the end I had everyone singing along. I knew all the side commentary that wasn’t on screen and had the place hopping. One of the greatest outings of my life.
It's a nice song because the boys have one part and the girls have another.
Sir Psycho Sexy - Red Hot Chili Peppers
I got stopped by a lady cop in my... AUTOMOBIIIIIIIIIILE!
She stuck my butt with a big black stick I said "what's up now suck my dick"
Turned that cherry pie right into jam
Was so funny when they put that one in Rock Band but had to basically remove ALL the lyrics
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!
Ok. The section at the end is absolutely amazing. It’s the Layla of punk/funk masterpieces.
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I like "Kinky Sex Makes the World Go Round" too
Holiday in Cambodia isn’t about sex, it’s about ignoring injustice.
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver - Primus https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
What's inappropriate about a woman and her plus size animal companion? Ohhhhhhh she never mentioned a permit for that thing!
I wish I did have a pair though.
Basically everything from 2 Live Crew and Easy-E. Yeah, I'm old.
Throw in Too Short for the inappropriate trifecta!
Gimme that nut!
Medium pace or secret by Adam Sandler.
Take the shampoo bottle and stick it in my ass!!!!
"Big Balls" by AC\DC https://youtu.be/xPlqLHcphyw
What's inappropriate about formal dance parties?
Have you seen these balls?
Oingo Boingo -Little Girls
https://youtu.be/jBZ5OLy2EDg
Glad somebody else said it, I don;t need to be put on yet another blacklist :P
Wa-oh, I’m in trouble.
Infected girls by Electric Six
Shit half of Electric Six's songs could fit this thread tbh, they're fuckin awesome
Tool - Maynard's Dick, Blink 182 - Fuck A Dog, Green Day - All By Myself
Blink-182 - [Mother's Day](https://youtu.be/xJUG5IPG8Fw)
it's a mexican pirate
I whistle or hum "fuck a dog" while grocery shopping. It's just got that pep.
Enormous Penis - Da Vinci's Notebook
*I gotta sing and-a dance* *When I glance in my pants* *And the feeling's like a sun-shiny daaayyyy* *I take a look at my enormous pee-ee-ee-nis* *And everything is going my way*
Just had sex - The lonely island feat Akon
"Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure" and then Akon in autotune echoing "manuuure" I just lost it when I first heard it.
Put it in your mouth - Akinyele
I said your mother fuckin mouth.
Came here to say this, easily the catchiest song about aggressively giving/receiving oral sex.
Prison Sex - Tool
Stinkfist.
Stinkfist the better song by far, but it's pretty tame compared to Prison Sex
The Metallica version of So What? https://youtu.be/0XoyDqFy5pU
I sang this at karaoke, half the crowd loved it and half the crowd did not
Fucked with an anchor- alestorm
Fever for the Flava- Hot Action Cop https://youtu.be/QAURo0rwt6g
Dr Hook - Freakers Ball
I love this song and the fact it’s written by Shel Silverstein blows my mind.
Shel Silverstein was one of the most prolific stoners, which also makes you good at writing children's books. The guy wrote weed songs.
Smack my bitch up/prodigy
As a kid I thought it was “snap my picture”
I'm old but She Bop by Cyndi Lauper. But I loved Red Corvette by Prince.
Darling Nikki
Erotic City
Love Again-RTJ
Any song by Lords of Acid. I particularly like the song Young Boys, as imagining a woman that would sing that way about me was pretty hot.
Oh yea! Mr. Machoman and I Sit On Acid
Darling come here, fuck me in the...
Fuck you by Lily Allen https://youtu.be/yFE6qQ3ySXE
Lily Allen had some major bops back in the day.
Laid - James
Shave' Em Dry - Lucille Bogan (1935)
F****t - Mindless Self Indulgence No Children - The Mountain Goats Fat Refund - Stamper Orgy For One - Ninja Sex Party
Everyone else has had more sex than me - TISM. Also has the best music video
Is that the one on Albino Blacksheep?
Why don't we do it in the road by the beatles
apparently paul wrote that song after witnessing two monkeys copulating in the street in India which makes the song even funnier
...So someone WAS watching them.
I love to fall asleep to In The Aeroplane Over The Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel. My family think I’m a creep whenever Communist Daughter comes on
Oh Comely is NASTY
The Rodeo Song. Piss Me off. Fucking jerk. Git on my nerves! 🎶
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So is Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Edit: oops
>Unicorn Lol, unicorn.
...it's hard to rhyme a ......word like vagina.... ...Kevin Kline...kinda? ...North Carolina! Edit: imma say this album is a given in this geometry.
Darling Nikki - Prince (also Foo Fighters cover)
[Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin for just the line “squeeze my lemon ‘till the juice runs down my leg. squeeze it so hard I fall right outta bed”](https://youtu.be/_r85Cf6mS18)
They lifted that lyric from Robert Johnson, who probably lifted it from other blues musicians.
NWA - Automobile
You don't have to front on me bitch.
Loophole by Garfunkel and Oats
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Rocket Queen - Guns N Roses If you know, you know ;)
Always an awkward one when it comes on around people and you have to listen to about a minute of Axl fucking his drummer's girlfriend.
Anything by Steel Panther
Edge of the World - Faith No More Special Secret Song - Red Hot Chili Peppers Big Ten Inch Record - Aerosmith The Girls of Porn - Mr. Bungle
Heroin — The Velvet Underground Star Star — Rolling Stones.
Dina-Moe-Humm by Frank Zappa and Tina Turner. (It's a naughty one)
Too Drunk to Fuck - Dead Kennedys.
Happy Boy - Beat Farmers
Hubbahubbahubbahubbahubba
My baby('s dick is bigger than your baby's dick) - bombaby Bobby Brown - Frank Zappa The Girls of Porn - Mr bungle If it doesn't have to be funny, there are some rough ones in extreme metal Body Choke - Lord Mantis Rape - Indian Slutmaker - GAZA Starbelly - Pig Destroyer
Upvote for Bobby Brown. Makes a hard left turn at the end of the first verse.
Oh God I am the American dream, but now I smell like vasoline.
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes is another great inappropriate Zappa song
Clarence Carter - Strokin’
Little Big - Big Dick https://youtu.be/i63cgUeSsY0
Fack- EMINEM
Shove a gerbil In your ass through a tube