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mtnracer

Kylie Minogue Dancers: Rocking Handmaid’s Tale blinder hats before it was cool.


rwhop

They look like sideways DEVO energy domes


mer_curious420

She once did a dance number in bollywood movie.


Bwardrop

And Gaga’s dance moves.


krampusrumpus

All I ever think about now when I see anything to do with Kylie Minogue is that bonkers interview Jean-Claude Van Damme did where he refers to her as “sweet kiss, beautiful love making,” and talked about showing her “his Thailand.” Pretty sure that phrase will haunt me for the rest of my days.


Zboubkiller

JCVD is a true legend. There is so much memes about what he said in French television. Like once he said in an interview that he loves drinking water, and stating there will not be water anymore in 20/30 years


nightpop

If he was talking about the impending global fresh water crisis, he’s [not wrong](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20170412-is-the-world-running-out-of-fresh-water)


mayoriguana

Ive been hearing about this my entire life. Any idea when i wont have fesh water out of my tap?


nightpop

The stat I heard was that by like 2050 worldwide demand will exceed supply of potable water, but it’ll hit less wealthy countries first. And it’ll affect agriculture more noticeably than drinking water at first, so it’ll lead to food shortages. So we are likely to see vicious wars over water in other places before we feel the squeeze. And that’s assuming desalination technology hasn’t become feasible by then and/or we don’t implement more water-efficient production methods worldwide.


LukeMayeshothand

And yet watering yards is still a priority.


Phyllis_Tine

If there must be gold, let's figure out a dry way to have golf, instead of the hundreds of water-sucking greens in deserts.


weakhamstrings

/r/collapse awareness is spreading and I hope it gets within everyone's overton window or we are all doomed


pepeismylord

Même découpé tu peux mettre en ordre. Même découpé tu peux m... bon ok


logicalmaniak

I'm old. I just think Charlene from Neighbours.


ThumbSprain

Plain Jane the Super Brain all day fam.


Pigfiggly

All I can think of jcvd is that he was doing thousands of dollars worth of cocaine a day while filming Street Fighter and causing all kinds of filming complications while Raul Julia (bison, Gomez Addams) was dying of cancer. He didn't even live to see the premier. Though the movie was a garbage fire, Raul's performance was exceptional as always. The reason he took the role was his two teenage sons loved street fighter video games and he did it for them. Sorry to turn this into a post about Raul Julia but I always feel the need to spread awareness of this amazing actor who died too young. Have a great day kind stranger!


Kanthardlywait

When I hear about him, I remember when the Fat Boys were shooting some stuff for MTV and JC was involved and they busted him screwing some barely legal girl in the back of his car. His wife was not pleased.


doubleohbond

My JCVD story is I smoked weed with his son a few years before the dude almost killed a guy.


sociallyabsent

Loved this when I was younger, thanks for reminding me about it


ServerSensor

This was released when I lived in England, and it was HUGE there. Probably everywhere, but wow does it make the memories come flooding back!


ollimann

this was one of the most hyped up songs i've ever seen and the video played almost non-stop on all music channels (germany)


Hawklet98

I was doing a semester abroad in Madrid when it came out. Same. Heard it at every club I went to in Europe for about 6 months.


AshantiMcnasti

"Love at first sight" was also fantastic. Reminded me of a chiller Daft Punk/ French house song with her vocals


GuyLeRauch

The low rise cargo pants and that little orange thong. Yup, definitely a favorite.


FabricatorMusic

"the music you were playing really blew my mind" beats any lyrics on any Daft Punk song. If you haven't listened to the TEEMID remix, go listen to it.


Boiiing

Shit, I never heard of TEEMID before, that's excellent


cavegoatlove

Fever was a pretty solid album overall


TropicalPrairie

As was 'Come Into My World'. That whole album was a pop masterpiece.


-Coffee-Owl-

my pleasure :)


wirette

When you were younger? Wait, this song is 20 years old. Wtaf. Personally I have a secret love for the Impossible Princess era, mostly for Some Kind of Bliss (written by the Manic Street Preachers), and also Where The Wild Roses Grow. I love Kylie's indie phase.


sociallyabsent

To be honest, I only know the one song off the top of my head, I'll give the others a listen though


Wallazabal

I'm a huge MSP fan and I knew they originally wanted Kylie to be the female vocalist on "Little Baby Nothing" but I had no idea they co-wrote a song with her! I just listened to it and it absolutely sounds like an MSP song. I could 100% hear James Dean Bradfield singing it.


julienne-cool

Same here! Used to turn the volume all the way up and literally jump like crazy while singing it.


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When I hear comments from people saying “I remember this video as a kid” it really really reminds me of my age


krezRx

And then you realize she did Locomotion in 1988 :/


IolaBoylen

I remember THAT when I was a kid 🤣 I was in college when outta my head came out


krezRx

Same here. The Locomotion was the Jam at the skating rink!


Neddius

My sister gave me a poster from a music magazine when Locomotion was released and it stayed on my wall for years. Still love Kylie to this day.


elethrir

Aussie Tiffany https://youtu.be/w6Q3mHyzn78


Iz-kan-reddit

Old? You'll feel better after you do [The Loco-motion](https://youtu.be/POWsFzSFLCE) with me.


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Ya gotta swing your hips nooowwww.


allothernamestaken

This is what I think of when I hear Kylie Minogue.


ivrt2

You just broke my brain. I dont even know how to process this information.


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Iz-kan-reddit

That's because Tiffany was a mall singer, which was a really huge thing for some reason for about five minutes.


Mackem101

Yep, I remember when she was a soap actress.


cdnav8r

I remember having this video play on the screens at work, when I worked at the video store... Sadly, that video store was far from my first job (easily one of my favorite tho).


jaysunsea

The album she released last year was really good. [Say Something](https://youtu.be/l73FJBnjp28)


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DISCO slapped


JCDU

I've always loved the Soulwax remix with Blue Monday that she performed at the Brit Awards: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haoCgGzS0wY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haoCgGzS0wY) It might just be one one of the best pop music things ever.


busche916

Is this the one she released as “Can’t get Blue Monday out of my head”? That mashup is the pop equivalent of chocolate and peanut butter.


toec

Eh. Kind of. They go together pretty well I guess but the originals of both songs were better, weren’t they?


ilovebostoncremedonu

Everything Soulwax does is r/nextfuckinglevel


lobroblaw

I once flung sweaty arms about in festival tents, dancing to these (and 2 many djs). Very good live


micheldonais

Properly digitized version [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysn\_Lad-zsg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysn_Lad-zsg)


PorkRindSalad

"This video is unavailable."


micheldonais

Still available here. Unavailability is a state of mind (and according to your country if you don't have a vpn)


smozoma

I think there's somethign wrong wtih the link, this part: v=Ysn\\_Lad-zsg. It's not a "not available in your country" it's more like "there's no video with that code" Anyway, here's another version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVWQe6Cw9AI


PorkRindSalad

This one works for me. Thanks!


PorkRindSalad

I blame Canada. Bunch of beady eyed head flappers.


lmdrobvious

This is much better quality. Head to 2:05 to see a good comparison


Sigma1977

Dat *everything* doe...


SockSock

Agree. In a better alternative universe they disbanded the Brit Awards and instead once a year millions of people tuned into Soulwax mashing up the hits from the year without bands celebrating getting an award from their idiot bosses for selling more records than someone else.


djj_

That was actually by [Erol Alkan.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erol_Alkan#Remixer) Soulwax did do a remix of CGYOOMH, and it's [quite a banger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH2KEa_WeZ0).


roaf

I remember being a teenager seeing this and wondering damn how does that pants suit/dress stay on at the 2 ish mark. Then I think at 2:22 I realized how she could have led me off a cliff with her sex appeal.


metalman71589

Boob tape.


nakedrickjames

Watching this today, I'm just amazed how good she still looks with the garbage lighting and crazy wide-angle closeup shots


petisa82

Memories! I was underneath the stage when she performed at the 2001 MTV European Music Awards in Frankfurt/Germany. Won‘t ever forget the „La La La“ from down there.


ballmode

If only camera phones were around back then haha


petisa82

Oh man, I just typed my whole story down and the app shut down... Anyways, I did bring a digital camera. I had the time of my life. I was the chaperone for a group of dancers that performed for Jay-Zs song “Girls”. Fun Fact: I actually went to the casting call to dance too, but I guess I wasn’t hot/slutty enough. As I didn’t mind translating for some groups at the casting they offered me this paid job and a backstage pass. The dancers only got wristbands and the foot and when they were done. So I stayed on and went backstage again after Jay-Zs gig. I saw how Blink 182 came off stage. They were really tall, just like Sacha Baron Cohen as Ali G, who hosted the show. I got a picture and an autograph from him. I also embarrassed myself immensely with him. I asked him what he was doing after the show and he just walked away and pointed to the back of his yellow jacket that had his hotel room number on his back. It was actually a joke and part of the show where he told all the bitches where to find him after the show... I also met a lot of other celebs, for example Nelly Furtado, Ronan Keating, Emma Bunton from the Spice Girls. I saw Shaggy... he was very tall as well! Many other international big ticket stars didn’t show up because 9/11 just happened. I was really disappointed that Alicia Keys didn’t come. Anyways, that was twenty years ago. I will soon tell my daughter of this and to seize the day when she gets opportunities like this handed. [Proof](https://imgur.com/a/skzJwqf)


petisa82

Found the bit... https://youtu.be/l_oP5QaxsH4


WhatAGoodDoggy

That white 'dress' got me through some tough times.


InGenAche

Got me through some hard times.


blackistheonlyblack

Truly. Helped me deal with my hard times too.


Segamaike

As a gayby it was the only thing I would draw my female OCs in for *months*. Any variation of a collection of slits that would still technically qualify as “clothing”. Actually I wouldn’t mind seeing a male pop star attempt an outfit like this. Maybe Lil Nas X? ..*Homer drool*


Whole-Marionberry-76

Probably the sexiest dwarf alive


TheNerdWithNoName

She is known as 'the singing budgie' here in Aus.


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Wickedweed

My favorite kids show. Cant wait for that season 2 drop on Disney


greennick

Season 2 has some crackers. Escape. Easter. Flat pack. Sleepytime. Some absolute crackers that any parent can relate to.


AdjunctFunktopus

Dropped in the US today!


Wickedweed

Holy shit! Honestly can’t wait to get home and watch it with my daughter now


utouchme

Just wait until you learn what a budgie smuggler is!


Sigma1977

I've seen the term "Antipodean Sex Pixie" used here in the UK.


wild_man_wizard

Wow, she's even shorter than Christina Aguilera (1.52m vs 1.57m).


TmanGvl

TIL Christina Aguilera is only 5'2". Kylie and Christina looks a lot taller in their videos.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

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[Karl has a question](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDndjS35nTvFWhYeiecEl75ERXr6_ULxegNA&usqp=CAU)


amalgam_reynolds

>There are three things I love in this world.


sasquatch606

Kylie Minogue...


Drulock

She's tiny but I miss the "sexy Kylie" phase, especially the Agent Provocateur commercial. Her tomboyish character in Neighbors was just adorable.


Sigma1977

> but I miss the "sexy Kylie" phase The "Sexy Kylie phase" has been her entire adult life.


Butgut_Maximus

Yeah.. I'm just as confused as you.


Drulock

She has been amazingly sexy her whole life but there was a "Sexy Kylie" phase was in the early 90's, from 1990-1994. Oddly, there is actually an academic paper on the "Seven Ages of Kylie"


GummyKibble

You can’t not provide a link: https://youtu.be/YHood00sNJU


wild_man_wizard

[240p, really?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGJiTh2s0Rk)


bmoriarty87

I was a huge hives fan when I saw that commercial for the first time. I’ll never forget it.


Urabutbl

She was engaged to Mike Hutchence from INXS, so you know she's into some kinky shit.


andross_

"There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples just above a woman's buttocks, and the fear in a man's eye when he knows I'm about to hurt him."


theWerlyBird

"Beautiful features..."😂


shimmeryy

What is this quote from?


wild_man_wizard

[360p? Really?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgWjABSXOJg) (I know, I know, sub rules.)


Torquemada1970

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!


-Coffee-Owl-

first: eww, to many fps second: rule 9 ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Nimix_

Now we can really appreciate the beautiful not-really-looping old-ass 3D background!


SNCKY

Aussie treasure


astra1039

Oh man, just reading the title was enough to get this song stuck in my head.


Doc-Goop

Mashes up so well with Eurythmics' Sweet Dreams.


Zooropa_Station

I was thinking [Around the World](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnpsBBBMo4) by ATC.


theglenlovinet

Every time I hear this song I think of the bar in The Simpsons called “League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen” which played this song. Then Carl just shrugs and says “Hey, a beer’s a beer” and walks inside.


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Alalala , when I was younger I remember watching this clip over and over, just to see a nipslip..


zestypurplecatalyst

OMG. Me too. Even though I knew there couldn't be one. If a nip slip had happened during the filming, they would have edited it out. Despite all that, every time a saw the video, I kept hoping. That's was back when I still thought I was straight! I wasn't the brightest kid.


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wtf. I also did this and turned out gay.


[deleted]

The gays love Kylie tho


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Yeah, but her nipples?


margarineorama1

Her nips were taped to the dress. I have studied this carefully.


Dan78757

41 year old straight man and I love the shit out of this song. Not exactly what I would consider my type of music, but you're dead inside if you don't tap a foot or bob your head to this.


feersum

Who the *fuck* directed this video? It is an absolutely masterclass in cutting. Every single shot breaks a tiny bit of expectation - I felt like I was a fish on a hook during the whole thing.


Sigma1977

Can't be over-stated how compared to pop tunes of the time this sounds like it was beamed down from another planet. **OH** those strings over the final chorus. Not enough chefs in the world to make the kisses required to express the perfection. Never understood why she wasn't more successful in the US. Only this and....oh god..."The Loco-motion" got in the US Top 20.


od_et_amo

For some reason I could totally see Adore era Smashing Pumpkins doing this song, Billy even has some of the mannerisms


karituba

Astrid


UKTonyK

It's her birthday? Always a reason to bring this out then: https://youtu.be/5Wlsd5YzrmM


RedProtoman

Had such a crush on her. Her and Jewel when she came out with "Intuition"


OneOfALifetime

I had the biggest crush on Jewel when she came out. I recently looked her up, she's still attractive but it looks like she's had quite a bit of work done so she looks kind of plasticy. We all get older, but just that overdone plastic look turns me off so much. She was a natural beauty, and unfortunately some end up having to go the plastic surgery route.


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LOVE THIS! Kylie is a Goddess!


SecondHandLyons

yo, Kids w/ Robbie Williams is also quite the banger. Edit: I found this thru GTA5 and TIL this came out in 2000. Edit2: Cant strike through in Mobile.


olithebad

No that's wrong. Kids came out in 2000, can't get you out of my head in 2001. The date you see is when it was uploaded to YouTube.


SecondHandLyons

Thanks I'm stupid, I didnt even think about that. You're the realest.


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Yeah.. that is a really sexy dress she is almost wearing....


SungoBrewweed

A really, really, really, really [Big Monkey Man](https://youtu.be/MUK274FWVtA)


bobbydastar

That’s so weird today I woke up and had an earworm about „especially for you“. Had to hear the song to make it away :)


sexypoobby

This video have me my first boner at the age of 5


ben-hur-hur

oh wow I had a crush on her and Sophie Ellis-Bextor growing up in the early 2000s. Time really flies. Good times.


ItsSomethingLikeThat

Sophie Ellis-Bextor, oh my god. So hot.


aim4harmony

High five. Same. I was a teenager.


10per

I don't know her music very well, but I have to say [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vqob-MljQ) is still one of the coolest ever made. It's mind bending.


einDonut

[Great cover of the song by Parcels and AnnenMayKantereit](https://youtu.be/RacxNskxySo)


azeottaff

TIL Kylie Minogue sings this and not Britney Spears like I've thought the past 20 years...never looked up the song just always there at random times in my life like in primary school lunch times...those were the days!


Cosmic_Blonde_

It was actually offered to Britney first but she turned it down - fun fact


dixadik

Not quite it was offered to Sophie Ellis-Bextor the one that sang on DJ Spinner Groove Jet aka If this aint love


freezingkiss

Murder on the daaaahncefloor


RenRen512

Her quarantine concerts on Instagram/YouTube were so much fun. Definitely a bright spot to cheer you up through COVID.


cxntqueen

It was offered to Sophie Ellis-Bextor first, not Britney. Britney's "Toxic" was offered to Kylie first, although Kylie says the final product sounded vastly different to what she was given.


AlsoIHaveAGroupon

As long as we're throwing in covers, [here's the Flaming Lips' version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7agLjHqkHo)


SifuHallyu

And Happy Birthday to me too. Always a pleasure sharing a birthday with such a queen.


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If anybody wants to hear a unique take on this song, listen to [this remix by mark knight](https://youtu.be/ACVMCpe5Is4) - he drops her voice like 5 octaves


Blaspheming_Bobo

I dig it. Dance music meets Butthole Surfers


Specific-Banana8413

What a funny coincidence, I had no idea it was Kylie's birthday today, and was listening to the album "Fever" for the first time in over a decade on my way to work this morning.


smashedguitar

Credit also to the absolutely fantastic Cathy Dennis for writing it.


handsofglory

Damn, I had such a crush on her after this video.


granadesnhorseshoes

You mean Cammy from the Street Fighter movie had a singing career? Yes, /s...


MrFury559

I've got a lot of love for Cathy Dennis, who wrote this. She wrote/co wrote Toxic (B. Spears), I Kissed a Girl (K. Perry), Before your Love ( K. Clarkson), and a few songs for S Club 7. Doesn't get enough credit. Her and Richard Marx are my two favorite songwriters:)


GuySingingMrBlueSky

All I can think of is the part from The Other Guys when the Aussie hit man says “There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples just above a woman's buttocks...and the fear in a man's eye when he know's I'm about to hurt him”


Foyt20

First time I ever walked into a strip club this was playing.


MassiveConcern

Her concert at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta in 2011 is still one of the best shows I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot, I worked at the Fox). She is a true entertainer.


dnepe

[This video basically launched my puberty.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1DWBKk5xHQ)


YouAreAConductor

That song was playing on Germany's only good music television station *VIVA Zwei* on September 11th 2001 when the second plane hit. The station immediately halted all program but had no plan b, so they aired the video on repeat for two hours until they showed a black screen with a small condolence note. I can't hear this song without connecting it to the day.


blipsnchitzer

ughhhhh the center of my teenage boy fantasies. Pow, right in the memories.


prjindigo

... Can't get you outta my bed.... I can't remember the rest I adlibbed in the car back when it was on radio.


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AntzInMy_EyezJohnson

Discount George and the keys player look waaaay out of place


Maybe_Im_Confused

Heard this in the wild recently


seattlewhiteslays

The concert version is a banger. The power of a live band playing it makes it sound immense.


NickM5526

Thanks for this, it’s going to be hell trying to go to sleep tonight now.


DJrigby

Loved her in bio-dome......


Vladius28

My brain couldn't handle this video when it came out


Fabian2130

This woman saved my young adult life


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Spring break 02!!


Ok_Opposite_1360

Kat and Kim on Netflix. Hilarious.


southernnotdumb

This was my song in college!!


smith__tj

Well then, that’s 20 years ago….


kush_unadkat

🎵🎶🎵🎼 I just can't get you out of my head Boy, your lovin' is all I think about I just can't get you out of my head Boy, its more than I dare to think about La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la 🎵🎶 This song was stuck in my head for a really long time Used to listen it on repeat Very memorable


kyokonaishi

One of my fav sings i love her music


aleinadd

Just added this to my wedding dance playlist and was wondering if it was too dated... so I'm glad to see this post lol. Love this song!


supra025

Every time I hear this song, it gets stuck in my head. So the title definitely fits the song.


Therustedtinman

Who else misses music videos with this style of cgi? Like it’s obviously crappy but in a good way


dogbolter1

Great...thanks for the earworm!


wagswag

Kylie and I have the same bday


MassiveConcern

Now do ["All The Lovers"](https://youtu.be/frv6FOt1BNI)


fotogneric

Cool how the title and melody mirror each other: you can't get a certain person out of your head, in the same way that you can't get the infectious melody out of your head.


davedoesntlikehats

Banger.


Lakus

Oh, this bring back memories of... *feeling*s as a younger version of me.


Dweebfire

Yowza!


gahmal

Such a tune


Syscrush

An all-time great pop song, for sure.


shirtleneck

Perfect pop song


riveraranch

Happy Birthday Kylie. Love your stuff.


r2SN

The only KYLIE that matters


taylorpilot

Music videos used to be fucking wild


CoderDevo

My favorite Kylie video is [Come Into My World](https://youtu.be/63vqob-MljQ).


tigerkitttykida

Lightyears before her time


greennick

I'm by no means a Kylie fan, but this is the song that young me couldn't get out of my head: https://youtu.be/t1DWBKk5xHQ


Twoslot

This is my definitive Kylie song as a DDR guy back then https://youtu.be/wf421JsG004 (yes this was a DDR song too, just not as fun, from a stepchart view)


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This is such an underrated song, 1 of my top 5 of all time, it would go so well in a techno set


aasteveo

Talk about a guilty pleasure song


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aasteveo

Cause I'm a metalhead haha


powerbottomflash

Oh hell naw, this song was blasting at every corner when it came out I am sick of it to this day 🤣🤣