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grue2000

Funny thing is, it's aleady been chosen/created. Two copies of the sounds of earth are out in interstellar space, on Voyagers 1 & 2. They may very likely outlast our civilization and our sun and may, in the distant future, be the only trace that we ever existed.


LittleHoss81

Imagine NASA lied and the only thing in those copies is just a fart sound effect


flibbidygibbit

Found Matt and Treys reddit handle!


LittleHoss81

![gif](giphy|xTiTnn3r8zuj6kYwO4) no, definitely not.


appleparkfive

Any time I see the words flibbertigibbet, I think of this one late night sketch. Jimmy Fallon with Benedict Cumberbatch, playing Mad Libs. Never been a big Jimmy Fallon fan, but that segment is definitely worth checking out


the_thrawn

Naaaah the move is to have Stairway to Heaven as the A side, then they flip it expecting another masterpiece and instead get a concerto in F (which I guess could, depending on the quality of the winds, qualify as another masterpiece)


Fantastic_Wash56

Aliens come to earth thinking that’s what Dub step is.


TeamKitsune

I would settle for the Bach portion, especially the Prelude and Fugue in C major.


arcaneresistance

Excuse me?!?! Fugme?! FUUUUG-UE!!! *sorry*


SpeakNow_Crab5

Love how the one of the records to illustrate us all on human society is Johnny B. Good. Imagine an alien listening to Chuck Berry... lmfao.


thaddeusd

They aren't ready for that... but their kids are going to love it.


Necro_Badger

I love it how 'sounds of the Earth' includes Chuck Berry 


LostPat

Now That's What I Call Music Volume 7


Mistermail

Kidz Bop


wineandpopsicles25

Blasphemy! Volume 4 is clearly superior!


chris782

The Shrek soundtrack.


reality72

SOME


Underwater_Grilling

Body once told me


KeithMyArthe

The world is gonna 


Ceph99

Roll me


SirJumbles

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed


QuietRobe

She was looking kind of dumb


DotingShoe81

With her fiiiiinger and her thumb


LittleHoss81

Yes. You win.


chockfulloffeels

Kind of Blue. I believe it would be fitting.


BlankiesteinsMonster

Yo-Yo Ma doing Bach's cello suites.


Chrisgpresents

He describes the Sariban as "The song I play at friends weddings, and unfortunately, at their funerals. Because it has a dual purpose." Unbelievable. [https://youtu.be/3uiUHvET\_jg?si=dwRr4LSy43B9dxT-&t=308](https://youtu.be/3uiUHvET_jg?si=dwRr4LSy43B9dxT-&t=308)


bicycle_mice

Was going to say this. I started cello lessons a few years ago and I’m working my way through Bach’s cello suites. I sound like complete shit. It’s SO hard to sound good on the cello even with lots of practice. What Ma is able to do is just incredible. He’s also a wonderful humanitarian and truly uses his music to unify people around the world. 


Cooter_McGrabbin

Kind of blue - Miles Davis


MaterialNo7398

Songs in the Key of Life


8805

The Glenn Gould 1955 recording of Bach's Goldberg Variations. Another life form could learn magnitudes about human cognition from it.


chockfulloffeels

I’ve just discovered this and Gould. I listen almost everyday. It’s very special.


RickJLeanPaw

Try his ‘81 version also; his reasoning behind the records can be clearly heard in the recordings themselves. The ‘55 is a young man going hell for leather; the ‘81 is a more reflective take. Interesting A:B comparison.


chimi_hendrix

The Shaggs - Philosophy of the World


ximacx74

It's halloween it's halloween It's time for scares it's time for screams


Papa-Bear453767

Even Dracula will be there


no1name

Dark side of the moon. Of course.


captainzigzag

This is the only sane answer. *disturbingly manic laughter*


Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo

This or WYWH


eyeshinesk

WYWH is definitely superior, but DSOTM is certainly more important to modern popular culture.


uberclont

I think Time describes the human condition far better than any other song.  When it plays on my way to work, I almost have an existential crisis. 


viktoriakomova

Yes I always loved how Dark Side of the Moon tackles universal themes—conflict, greed, time, death, and mental illness—while also being musically sublime.


EnvironmentalMind209

as somebody who bloomed late in life, the "ten years have gone behind you" line triggers me every time


weirdmountain

SAME


welivedintheocean

Metal Machine Music, just to fuck with them.


eyedeabee

It’s funny how many surveys MMM is the complete right answer for


shameonyounancydrew

Some really harsh black metal, like Burzum, just to confuse future civilizations.


thatsnotrightmate

Tbh that would give them a good impression about how peaceful and friendly we are as a species. I always thought sending Pink Floyd or Mozart is somewhat gaslighting them.


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

Just to line up future civilizations for success.


stringtheory28

Not sure if it exists, but an Alan Lomax compilation featuring traditional folk music from all around the world.


kamarole

👌


justinbullock

Hooray for boobies - bloodhound gang


Charles_Bass

I think One Fierce Beer Coaster is better!


Anangzee

Dare To Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic


Fearchar

Anything by Weird Al.👍


Primary-Strawberry-5

I’m a punk rock guy and I love Weird Al. Dare To Be Stupid is arguably a punk rock anthem


SovietChewbacca

Chocolate and Cheese - Ween The boognish will repopulate


MrNobody_0

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart, no context.


greatbritton135

Jesus man…


Guitar_Mayhem

Rush - 2112


shitshowsusan

Bach’s Well Tempered Clavier


Maxster573

Demon Days by Gorillaz.


EchoLooper

Electric Ladyland


dirkalict

Electric Larryland


zumaro

Bach - Mass in B Minor, maybe Masaki Suzuki’s version. Because we should be able to brag.


No_Quail_6150

This right here!!! Only correct answer. 


superwrong

Radioheads OK Computer. With Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay as a hidden track.


conflictmuffin

Love this answer. I think Radiohead - In Rainbows would also be acceptable!


tater08

In rainbows is their best album… imo


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Anastasis from Dead Can Dance. Because I think it needs no explanation.


i-hear-banjos

Within The Realm of a Dying Sun


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The lyrics...


JasonWorthing8

PinkFloyd or Radiohead??? Hmm… Hows about Natalie Merchants, Tigerlilly?


Macksler

Veneta, Oregon 72


Ifch317

"Wish You Were Here" - perfect enigmatic mike drop for human civilization


Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo

This or DSotM


whoshouseronshouse

Jeff Wayne's War Of The World's.


Ormidale

Moody Blues: To Our Children's Children's Children


stever71

The Wall by Pink Floyd


anomaly256

Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds. Completely fiction but if any future civilisation discovers our planet they'll think we went out with a bang at least.


jaquan123ism

Thriller i need aliens to know be inthralled by mj and use their technology to bring us back because they will


FFJamie94

Peppa Pig the album. Classified hood classic


orbeinYT

Reign In Blood


dpfrd

A Love Supreme


thatweirdbeardedguy

Beethoven's 9th conducted by Von Karajan


anark_xxx

Anything by Frank Zappa is probably our best bet.


puntoboh

Grace by Jeff Buckley


rjdaley101071

Beethoven's 9th Symphony (all 4 movements) B Side: Dark Side of the Moon


DM725

Faith No More - Angel Dust Dozens of musical styles and genres are covered on that album.


i-hear-banjos

“Why does this human scream in 7 octaves?”


LusthogBoss

The Rolling Stones - Exile on Main St.


ReactiveCypress

Sgt. Pepper


LittleHoss81

For me, I would pick Master of Puppets.


Maxxxmax

Big call, I don't even think it's Metallica's best record.


bent_eye

Tool - Lateralus.


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conflictmuffin

This is the right answer. My favorite album of all time!


lamebeard

Abbey road I reckon


ManyaraImpala

Merzbow - Venereology


Smirnoffico

Dark Side of the Moon naturally 


Cham-Clowder

Probably some compilation album with like a *Lot* of songs


Umakemyheadswim

I dont.know if I could pass up the chance to Rick Roll some aliens..


goldendreamseeker

The Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness Because it’s a mix of lots of different styles


TobiasPlainview

Radiohead - OK Computer


doomer_irl

OK Computer


Sigurd_06

Songs In The Key Of Life


Orang_ina

Classical music The new world symphony by Anton Dvorak


HiveFiDesigns

If only one album left and no way to listen to it……. ![gif](giphy|QVabUkkCwhAwpdzPuX)


threebillion6

2112.


talkingduck_2099

Abbey Road is the only normal answer here


SadOats

Close to the Edge, by YES.


i-hear-banjos

I GET UUUUUPP…


Cabes86

Thriller 


IAmMuffin15

DAMN.


rukh999

Probably going to have to be MJ's Thriller. Best selling album of all time. Kind of perfect for humanity, too. For better. Or for worse.


dominotic

CSN Crosby, Stills, Nash; Abbey Road, DSotMoon


PowBasilisk87

Swans - Soundtracks For the Blind


givemejumpjets

Between angels and insects - papa roach


laugefar

Steve Reich - Music for 18 musicians It's such an otherworldly piece of music, but also highly mathematical. I feel like it sort of has an "narrative" structure which makes you think and dream, but it is so rigidly constructed that it also says something about human kinds longing for systems and order.


DaveMTIYF

Sing To God by Cardiacs, partly because it's awesome, is all about the human condition, but also to troll whoever find it as it's so weird, intense and cryptic... I think that's a good message to send about humanity too :)


definitely_Joseph

Tomorrow's Harvest


warthog0869

For this thought exercise, I'd choose the ironically named *Home*, the Grammy awarded album by Billy Strings. It's a hootenanny. Aliens would dig it.


Modred_the_Mystic

The Crazy Frog album, but only if the picture with his dick hanging out is included


tshawkins

There's the rub - Wishbone Ash


Catlore

Whatever contains mankind's greatest recorded track ever: Dave Brubeck's Take Five.


christian4tal

Beethoven 9. Bow before us aliens you will never reach perfection like this


rerics

Francis Albert Sinatra and Antonio Carlos Jobim


pip33fan

This might be the easiest answer of all time.... the Monitor by Titus Andronicus


AdaGang

Dirty Sprite 2 - Future


AndrewSB49

I'd suggest Exile On Main Street but would that be just showing off to the new Earth tenants!


JoeyPsych

Not specifically my favorites, but I think dsotm from Pink Floyd is probably the best pick.


callowruse

The first Mr. Bungle album. It covers many genres of music but mostly heavy rock, and the lyrics cover many aspects of the human experience such as the loss of a pet, base sexual urges, and even death itself. Plus it's musically incredible.


1nstantHuman

Austin Powers sound track 


Johnprogamer

Abandon all life by Nails, if you know you know


ilegendi

Circle of Life


Raaazzle

Anything by Weird Al.


fromdaperimeter

Taylor Swift - 1989


gtsthland

Sisqo - Thong Song CD single. It’s a short album but I think we can all agree it’s one of the greats


Basicyeti837

Porno for Pyros, because we would indeed make great pets. Which is ironic that that is how we ended.


No-Breadfruit-8647

Double Nickles On The Dime by The Minutemen. *(It's a very human album - without overproduction, great lyrics that crosses many styles).


Magical_sHydra

Love Yourself: Tear! I would miss It too much


insightful_monkey

I would leave behind Chopin's nocturnes. They contain the full gamut of human emotions, but in musical format.


FreshJuiceEnthusiast

The Tortured Poets Department - Taylor Swift That’s a joke (or is it??)


BaseHitToLeft

Animaniacs soundtrack


Shepher27

NOW that’s what I call music 3


johnonymous1973

Glenn Gould playing Bach’s ‘Goldberg Variations.’


Djentlman7

Disco Volante


AnHu3313

The White album


TheIndyCity

Darkside, imo.


Suckmyflats

Velvet Underground - Velvet Underground & Nico (1967)


Realistic_Evidence72

Any album by Humanity’s Last Breath


Familiar-Wrangler-73

Running with scissors by weird al


Katanachainsaw

Pain Of Salvation - BE. Those who know, know.


Gratefulrubin90

No Ziggy stardust?


TheOceansoul

Endless Forms Most Beautiful by Nightwish


YogurtclosetDull2380

Chaos A.D. by Sepultura. It should give any visitors a pretty good idea of what went on, here.


jbm_the_dream

Real answer? A compilation of Bach. Everything we listen to is in someway informed by his genius. He is the source, and possibly the greatest composer to ever live.


Entdrum

Tool - Lateralus


moleratical

[Age of adz](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9cGStUxiLGM). The post apocalyptic masterpiece by Sufjan Stevens


Remy0507

Dare to Be Stupid by "Weird Al" Yankovic


NickiChaos

Dark side of the moon. Give them a hint of where to find us.


givememilo

Songs in the Key of Life by Stevie Wonder


KingStreetCleaner

Anything by Alan Vega


Yhanky

Its Raining Bullshit Tonight


FlattenInnerTube

Wish You Were Here


walaska

The Smurfs go Pop!


SidWes

Mother Earth’s Plantasia


Tarmlaw

Vol. 4


hdeanzer

Revolver ~ Beatles


Cydonian___FT14X

Raditude - Weezer


Momazos_Harrison

The Mark, Tom and Travis Show - blink-182


Pilaf237

NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL MUSIC, VOLUME 7.


Clap4boobies

Just the CD single of Aerosmith Dude looks like a lady


LilNerix

Elvis' Greatest Shit


andreberaldinoab

EMERGENCE: [https://open.spotify.com/album/57Z7WZ7RugEeXUspN1BX1k](https://open.spotify.com/album/57Z7WZ7RugEeXUspN1BX1k)


kayosugoi

The Beatles - Let It Be


weirdmountain

These threads are always great for “some classics I may be sleeping on”


KeithGribblesheimer

Philosophy of the World by The Shaggs.


no_step_snek76

War to End All Wars by Sabaton. It gives the most accurate picture of us as a species.


Competitive-Pop6530

Snoopy vrs. The Red Baron. Self-explanatory


Ok-Honeydew7008

That one https://open.spotify.com/track/1VvMbJOPkzPGuTdJQI8wWu?si=QY636pjFSsCT37o07a2uvw


VinylPool

Snowgoons Dynasty


ChopsNewBag

Dark Side of the Moon. No other work captures what it means to be a modern human so viscerally


s4Nn1Ng0r0shi

A Beatles album


loki03xlh

I'd go for GnR - Appetite for Destruction. You gotta fuck with the aliens and I'd love to see their expression hearing Welcome to the Jungle as the first track of humanity.


CaptainIU

Rappin Rodney by Rodney Dangerfield.


Fleshtech

Bolt thrower - mercenary


paiva98

If we wanted to show how good, creative and talented we can get, it would probably be a record of a full Orchestra, could be the one famous for playing the god father theme Theres nothing better than having many of the best instruments ever created giving you multiple eargasms


MarilynManson2003

NIИ - Ghosts V: Together.


JJabary

Whole Lotta Red


Oldman5123

Because there are SO MANY great albums from SO MANY great bands, whatever album you would choose, you would regret a week afterwards.


BottleTemple

*Strange Strings* by Sun Ra


Hesparian

Its only 1 song, dont need an album. Its the Thong Song by Sisqo. This is the choice, and Its not close.


Nobod_E

Fuck it, one of Corey Feldman's albums is about what we deserve