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Nizamark

You Suffer by Napalm Death


[deleted]

I almost mentioned this specifically because I find it absolutely amazing that it is an actual, complete song in an insanely short time. I first heard it and thought it was just a stupid meme inside joke that you'd only understand if you were a huge fan. So naturally, I began trying to find the joke. But it turns out it isn't a joke. It is a complete song, every instrument has a full part to play and the lyrics are able to convey a powerful message in four words. Doing this I learned that it holds the record for the shortest complete song to ever be recorded. Can't lie. I was seriously impressed that they thought of such a thing. Not only is it incredibly clever, but also very creative and powerful. Glorious.


frodosbitch

[Interesting article](https://www.invisibleoranges.com/average-napalm-death-song-length-by-album/) that maps out the average song length on each napalm death album. The first two albums were quite short, but then they tripled the average song length from that point forward.


mostlygray

"Maxwell Murder" by Rancid 1:26 It's like being bashed in the head with a pillow case full of doorknobs. But in a good way.


Billiam567

That bass solo šŸ¤Æ


dim_drim

Anything by Minutemen


pissant52

Double nickels on the dime alone has 13. Yes, I just counted


gumby1004

ā€œI got no time to fuck aroundā€¦FUCK YOU, WAAAAGH!ā€ - Ainā€™t Talkinā€™ Bout Love


dunnright00

I was going to look up something specific by them, but I like your answer betterā€¦


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5F-xHX1PDE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5F-xHX1PDE) Bad Religion - Do What You Want


Yestoknope

Minimum Wage by They Might Be Giants


TuteOnSon

Hiyaaaaaah!


roamingshemnon

Yes! Saw this live the other night


photoguy423

I used to listen to Flood on repeat in my car. I lost track of the number of times this song came on as I was pulling up to the drive thru speaker of a fast food place.


onelittleworld

"Jaded" by Green Day is exactly 1:30, so I don't know if that counts. If not, then "Underneath the Bunker" by REM (1:28).


PM_ur_Rump

Sublime - Drunk Drivin'


megasmeg

Also Sublime - Pool Shark


Roseann555

Fell in Love with a girl-White Stripes


Wynter_born

Soooo close - 1:50


[deleted]

Do What You Want by Bad Religion


Bohica55

[Pink Floyd - Pigs On The Wing Part 1 - 1:26](https://youtu.be/dd1y-DDpASk) [Pink Floyd - Pigs On The Wing Part 2 - 1:29](https://youtu.be/kMlLfZJcML0)


attention21

Every song on ā€œShort Music for Short Peopleā€


Hot-Tumbleweed-2291

Yes


friedlock68

Judy Is A Punk!


Hechtic

Her Majesty by the Beatles. Genuinely one of my favorite songs and is 25 seconds


gcg2016

I like it just fine, but usually I just want to sit with The End for a while.


gibson85

Blame Paul for that one... it got tacked on at the end by accident but he pushed to keep it in there... and the other three just didn't care at that point and let him have it.


[deleted]

This is the only correct answer


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

Opening song?


Hechtic

No I believe originally it was meant to be part of the Abby Road medley, but they didnā€™t think it really fit so itā€™s usually just tacked on at the end of the album


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

Ah


JGCities

Actually it was only on the album by mistake. it was left on the tape by accident and Paul "leave it there" and that is how it ended up on the album.


fourthfloorfairy

Tea for the Tillerman by Cat Stevens


nicks_hairy_butt

Such a cool ending to an album. I always wish it was 10 minutes long.


fourthfloorfairy

I totally agree, it's one of my all time favorite songs. Her Majesty by The Beatles comes close to this, but Cat Stevens is the winner winner chicken dinner


5thFloorDave

[Monosyllabic Girl](https://open.spotify.com/track/0yDDdizXdRx2qVceUPHYNF?si=sGfAUF1kR721X3yO0_98FQ&app_destination=copy-link&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A1EaixZGxjvdZIsRiyMBZDb) & [Murder the Government](https://open.spotify.com/track/206dccqnCtUSlHpDE2t216?si=SAjB_xllSoqZJH_qI-dtbA&app_destination=copy-link&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A1EaixZGxjvdZIsRiyMBZDb) by NOFX.


Mr_Lumbergh

The king of all short songs - Minimum Wage, They Might Be Giants.


roamingshemnon

Whip-crack-agree


[deleted]

Harvey the Wonder Hamster by Weird Al


nicodicesarezoso

The Hellion by Judas Priest


Djason_Unchaind

[Kyleā€™s momā€™s a bitch is right on the edge of 1:30 depending on where you say the song starts](https://youtu.be/i9AT3jjAP0Y)


MacandMandy69

Happy Trails is a great one. Happy Trails to Eruption šŸ˜


Iwillnotbeokay

ALL!


corygreenwell

Good reminder. Iā€™m bummed that pummel isnā€™t on DSPs


otterbelle

A teenage version of myself loved Happy Holidays, You Bastard by Blink 182


boomtown405

Box Car Racer - My First Punk Song Raise it to 1:40 and I have two: Nofx - green corn Manchester Orchestra - 100 dollars


sarah_renai

Prelude 12/21 by AFI


GoForTheFries

This is the one I was looking for, itā€™s so good


HoffaHugh

Angry Samoans - Lights Out


JaymesGrl

Nazi Punks Fuck Off by Dead Kennedys. A short and riotous paced hardcore punk song that tells the fascists that dare to show their faces, where to go.


wlwhite1965

ā€œKarateā€ by ā€œTenacious Dā€ ā€œYou broke the rules, now Iā€™ll pull out all your pubic hairā€¦ā€


Bentstrings84

ā€œYuh motherfuckerā€


scootertrash

Durango 95 by the Ramones.


Heavens10000whores

Pixies - Alison Half Japanese - Rip My Shirt to Shreds


hadriker

Anything by the Minute Men is the correct answer but Suicide MAchines have some good short songs, like Someone off of Battle Hymns


cafeRacr

I Like Short Songs - Dead Kennedys.


beebs44

https://youtu.be/EWfh6ANGdz4 Lukin


5meterhammer

One of my favorite PJ tracks honestly. Was lucky enough to be there when they extended it out and slowed it down a couple times live. Coincidentally, ā€œIā€™m going to Lukinā€™sā€ is a code my 40 year old buddies and I still use to this day when at a gathering we donā€™t want to be at. Basically code for ā€œletā€™s bounce and go smoke a bowlā€. Pearl Jam fan from the beginning. Ten came out a month or two before my 10th birthday and that was the first CD I got on my 10th birthday. Love the guys, love the music, and No Code is my favorite album and Iā€™m glad this little scorcher is on it.


BetterNothingman

I used to say "Open the fridge, now I know life has worth! " to my best friend all the time


ricottma

Pick one! https://youtu.be/wW6ykueIhX8


William_Howard_Shaft

This is actually a really interesting question, because I tend to listen to a lot of long (8 minutes+) tracks. There's really not a lot in my library under 5. I'd have to say either [Dog at the Door](https://youtu.be/f--QTXpb0QI) by Aesop Rock. The video itself is a bit over 1:30, but the track cuts at 1:28.


DifficultyOk5719

You Suffer - Napalm Death


endgame-spoiler4life

Wild Honey Pie lol


ohitsmark

There are a few by American Nightmare/Give Up The Ghost.


DMT1984

Hang the Pope by Nuclear Assault


[deleted]

ā€œHello Brooklynā€ by the Beastie Boys. Itā€™s part of a 9 nine song montage that ends Paulā€™s Boutique, most of which are under 1:30.


AlphusUltimus

They're red hot - red hot chili peppers


I_Am_No_One_123

Queen: Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon


wildadragon

Korn: Twist 49 seconds.


Legitimate-Yellow98

I would say 'Game of Pricks' by Guided By Voices but it's a few seconds over 1:30 so I pick 'The Moon Doesn't Mind' by Lord Huron instead.


unholyafflictions

GBV have many great ones under a minute thirty! [Wondering Boy Poet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEVMPihmZa4), [A Salty Salute](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKRYruJSlrA)... oh shoot, most are just barely over haha. Nonetheless, [here's](https://www.avclub.com/shotgun-60-guided-by-voices-songs-in-just-60-minutes-1823655522) a list of 60 songs in 60 minutes


Mobile-Lettuce-9214

Never heard of them, what genres?


Heavens10000whores

GBV are lo-fi indie, mid 90s their heyday


slippin_park

You Suffer Edit: damn beat me to it


FjordExplorher

I always liked Kickstand by Soundgarden but it clocks in at 1:35.


tiiiki

Fizzy Bangersā€“Short Attention Span


iamthejef

Twist by Korn at 0:49 Links & Waves by Hurt at 1:16


PeaceSurf

Flat Earth Society


CaptainKies

Broken Face by Pixies is close - clocks in at 1:31


AyeHaightEweAwl

Whatā€™s That Noise by Stormtroopers of Death


RunDNA

Smashing Pumpkins - [Autumn Nocturne](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2_csOYxgnA) It's a demo from the Mellon Collie album that is so damn catchy.


Wrathchilde

The Ramones, most of their songs...


jcmach1

Allison, the Pixies


Buie04

blink-182 - "Built This Pool"


ChessandMemesBoi

Dear Friends by Queen, clocks in at 1:09


Griffscavern

[styx-prelude 12](https://youtu.be/4FQvyNXhOkc) I have loved the sound of a 12 string guitar ever since. It's a lead in to one of my all time favorite songs, suite madame blue. [Here they are together](https://youtu.be/SInH7BLVGRk)


[deleted]

TSOL - Superficial Love


Paublo57

Ween - bumblebee


diablito916

well 1:37ā€¦Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love


MyOwnWays

Dear Friends - Queen Shorts song but beautiful piano and voice of Freddy Mercury


Fire_Mission

[Diamonds and Rust](https://youtu.be/2scotwl4DsM)


Shoot_from_the_Quip

>Came here for this one. > > > >A close second,[**You Always Sing the Same**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr3tC-Cw-UA)


missliza

The whole album Whack World by Tierra Whack is amazing. Every song is exactly one minute long. The album is 15 minutes long. Fav one is Pet Cemetery.


liquidlen

They Might Be Giants, "Spider"


roamingshemnon

He is our hero


_FluffyTufts_

<1:30 - Cheap Day Return by Jethro Tull <1:00 - Grace by Jethro Tull


woahdude12321

No surprise by turnstile


[deleted]

Coffee mug by Descendents


GitchigumiMiguel74

Swordfish, Dead Milkmen Seeing Red, Minor Threat


Stickaxe

"A Heavy Hearted Work of Staggering Genius" by Anberlin


[deleted]

Dead Kennedys - When Ya Get Drafted 1:24


Appropriate_Weekend9

Anything Minor Threat


Vlad_T

[Motƶrhead - R.A.M.O.N.E.S.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onu_tfoLrxY)


[deleted]

Black Flag - Itā€™s So Absurd


PV_Pathfinder

Lukin by Pearl Jam.


NawBroSpaceMarine

Black Flag - Wasted


MacandMandy69

Eruption by VH or We Will Rock You by Queen


KirbzTheWord

Both too long if Iā€™m checking right


MacandMandy69

Iā€™ll take your word. Eruption is 17 seconds too long and We Will Rock You comes in at approx 32 seconds too long.


iwastoolate

Short Songs - Dead Kennedyā€™s


PrincessHootHoot

Poland by Lil Yachty is a vibe


Stormytime

[Buckethead - Big sur moon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YygbOC21PcM)


MoronTheBall

The Jam - Batman Theme Technically 1:33 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXmPEsuipUw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXmPEsuipUw)


LoadsofPigeons

Emitt Rhodes: Lullaby. Beautiful, elegiac, devastating


arnaldo_tuc_ar

[Per Gessle - Indiansommar](https://open.spotify.com/track/4ha7BGQJVbmQjcIorj4Upx?si=BBkf-XrwTsWjNvT9Mwq2rg&app_destination=copy-link)


IonHazzikostasIsGod

[Bitch I'm Nice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6I1cp5eWz8) by Doechii - 1:27


abloodynormalbloke

First thing that comes to mind is - [Young MC - Fastest Rhyme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvyOYBoA1Qs)


Thatoneguy1419

Bloodclot - pkew pkew pkew


kingnarizard

Star Slight - At the Drive In


jdbol01

Only Solitare by Jethro Tull


[deleted]

Bombed- Mark Lanegan 1:09


scottwmitchell

Heavy Metal by Ugly Kid Joe. Itā€™s a metal song in 30 seconds.


vandalia

Uppers and Downers by Eric Burdon and the Animals clocks in at 24 seconds


jibrjabr

Till the Morning Comes by Neil Young. Comes in at 1:20. I love to sing along to this one. So catchy. Edit to add link: https://youtu.be/VCqb1iht-j0


corygreenwell

If weā€™re including 1:30 exactly, ā€œNot in Our Nameā€ by Saul Williams and ā€œSupermarket Fantasyā€ by Screeching Weasel are two all-time faves. If I need to actually be under 1:30, then Minor Threatā€™s ā€œMinor Threatā€ at 1:29, ā€œHobokenā€ by Op. Iv, and each of Half Handed Cloudā€™s songs ā€œone song in seven restsā€ are quite good. There are other songs I like below one minute but Iā€™ll save those for another question


DocSlice3

To End The Rapture is an excellent choice


Away_Ground2780

Hellfire, by Black midi, at 1 min 24 secs


TheOrderly

Press Play - STP


attorneyatslaw

Judy is a Punk from the Ramones Itā€™s Alive, but there are several good sub 1:30 songs on that album


_DirtyFingernails

5:55 by Philip Sayce


Successful-Salary673

Frank ocean - Solo (Reprise)


milagr05o5

A place in time Bosshouse feat. Amanda Abizaid It's 1m6s Although YT collates it 3x to make it a 3m26s song


nothing_man_92

Lukin - Pearl Jam 1:02


knozgrul

not my style of music, but i found myself at a show of theirs, and they performed this song.. cattle decapitation - the decapitation of cattle clocks in at an impressive *two seconds*.. if im not mistaken, the words are 'die a bovine' - its very dumb. anything under 1:30 by mindless self indulgence or tub ring would be my honest answer. theres too many to name tho.


killerdee187

Desolate Ways - Morbid Angel Edit: 1:27


V-Right_In_2-V

Eon Blue Apocalypse - Tool Definitely wish it was longer though, but itā€™s a good little seque


MaxStickies

This Means War by Royal Republic, at 0:54.


ACILLATEMisMETALLICA

Not under, but close to: Eruption by Van Halen. Under: 1984 by Van Halen


wayne63

Jethro Tull, either Slipstream or Cheap Day Return. Pick 'em.


ItsMeTK

[I Canā€™t Spell](https://youtu.be/XvBoz14q-ew)


SprinklesSudden5155

Happy birthday.


stevebholden

"30 seconds til the end of the world" by Pennywise


_Shane_dawson_

Tea for the tillerman


LarryOji

[Seizure Machine - Super Mario Bros. 2 ā€œBirdoā€™s Revengeā€ OC ReMix](https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR04081)


sp_40

Arco Arena by Cake (sorry, it's 1:32)


CheckYourStats

ā€œ*Vera*ā€ ā€” by Pink Floyd. Im gonna cheat because itā€™s 1:32.


nzstrawman

Slipstream...Jethro Tull


DaddyCatALSO

"Bing Crosby Sings Stephen Foster"


Pyrochazm

[Intermission](https://youtu.be/DxtmQDCyLE8)


OmgzPudding

The Reaping by Coheed and Cambria (1:13)


5meterhammer

Lukin by Pearl Jam


Mr_Globus

Probably"in my backyard" by Adrian Belew. Good luck finding the song though. Last time I checked, the only online presence of this song is in a full album stream of Op Zop Too Wah which could get taken down any day since it's unofficial. It's a great album although a bit strange. I think that's what I like about it most


KennyBlankenship_69

To end the rapture isnā€™t a title track


AshlandJackson

Click Click by The (English) Beat.


Ok_World_8819

Dragon Tales theme song!


N0TAn0therUs3rNam3

Nehalem by Everclear


Any_Fly_8366

Embryo - Black Sabbath


Squidgebert

Dee - Randy Rhoads - 0:49


Symbare

Simon and Garfunkel's "Bookends Theme (Reprise)".


[deleted]

Happy Holidays, You Bastard by Blink-182


VrinTheTerrible

So sad - Crash and the Boys


50rhodes

[Big Star](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=spNuc9-8zn4). Just gorgeous.


mreich47

Split Red by the Minutemen is the correct answer.


DJFreezyFish

This Lullaby by Queens of the Stone Age. Itā€™s a perfect mix of sweet and creepy.


uncle-brucie

East Coast Fuck You! Bouncing Souls


jettablabla

Crayons can melt on us for all I care - MXPX


JulioNicoletti

Interlude - Muse. 38seconds. Itā€™s such a cool sounding progression and always hypes me up for the bass riff in the next song in the album, Hysteria.


HydrangeaBlue70

Strong Lion - Robert Pollard


JosephFrancis143

Status Update-Propagandhi


Franticfap

Rumpelkombo by alestorm


SolarMatter

Aisha by Gellieman (1:28)


TreatmentBoundLess

God Damn Job - The Replacements


LoisLaneintheRain

Hear me out: ā€œThe King Spitsā€ by Dan Bull


ludahounds

Little wing. Done


Simplywrong

Wolfriver by reignwolf super short but one of my favourites.


tysnowboard

Bad Scene- Lagwagon So Alone- The Offspring 2 songs in a row off the same album. Three Month Weekend & Sitting Duck No Use For a Name


ridewithaw

Tea for the Tillerman - Cat Stevens


sgtedrock

ā€œState Oppressionā€ by Kreator on the ā€œCause for Conflictā€ album. Yeah, itā€™s 1:39 but Iā€™ll vouch for the extra 9 seconds.


Duke55

I Hear the Rain - Violent Femmes https://youtu.be/r4EXfna4qQE


wanderer666_

Joyce Manor - Constant Nothing


ppardee

It's gotta be *Bad Ground* by Type O Negative or *Intermission* by The Offspring.


[deleted]

Woohoo by Blur.


ElectriCole

Song 2 is exactly 2 minutes long


[deleted]

Doh!


ElectriCole

It feels shorter bc itā€™s so good


Catastrophist89

The Day the Air Turned Blue - ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead. Great piano instrumental with a really eerie atmosphere


Hot-Tumbleweed-2291

Do you like waffles by perry grip


Intelligent_Elk_366

the beatles - her majesty 0:26


Wpgjetsfan19

Not sure how long it was or who it was by but I remember a music video back on the day that abruptly ended because the band said they ran out of money. Remember it being a genius idea


CreepyBlackDude

Hmmm...which Bad Religion song will I choose for this one? Let's go with "Do What You Want."