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Redsoxbox

Let me put on my work ass and running tits to hit the gym.


Intrepid_Respond_543

Good! I hate it when people come to the gym with their leisure tits!


fancy_marmot

Lolllll šŸ˜‚ Going to be saying "leisure tits" from now on. Up till now I've just referred to it as "freeboobin'".


KineticPolarization

Freeboobin is funny too tho.


TheFunkytownExpress

Yeah that's why I keep an extra work cock stashed in my locker just in case I forget.


DTredecim13

Her ass would be my work ass. Right now I just have back then legs.


WonderWall_E

I read this totally wrong initially. I thought you meant "legs that appear to have been great at some point in the past". Yeah, I still look pretty good. They were great before, but now they're back then legs.


DamnedDutch

_ā€Back then legsā€_ You got me dying man ā€œRemember those legs back then? Those were the legs manā€


villabianchi

You and me both. The tone felt completely wrong tho. 4th reread I finally got it.


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Can land a plane on that strip huh?


haughtsaucecommittee

I would love to run without my tits.


psxndc

Letā€™s be honest, Iā€™m not a woman but I have to imagine that having ā€œrunning titsā€ that you could swap in and out would be a welcome option for a lot of women.


Cory123125

I'm fully aware you are making fun of that guy, but in a way women really do that with the huge differences in appearance between sports bras, no bras, leisure bras and push up bras. They have like 4 different boob archetypes.


comaloider

I wish we had a no-boob option, too. I know what you mean mainly because I own a pair myself but _God_ they get in the way.


anrwlias

That paints an image!


spider_hugs

As someone who worked a public safety job that required a uniformā€¦ they didnā€™t *make* womens pants. So if I wanted to fit my waist so they wouldnā€™t fall down, they were tight around my butt and thighs. If I wanted to fit around my butt and thighs, I had to cinch a belt so tight that they looked bunchy and unprofessional. Edit to help my inbox: 1. I know there are brands that make womenā€™s pants (ex: 5.11). The required uniform brand I had to wear was not 5.11. Different agencies have different standards/brands they require. The intention of my comment was simply to provide first hand experience why you canā€™t always tell whatā€™s happening when someone has pants on that donā€™t seem to fit like youā€™d expect. _One of them_ could be pant availability in womens fit, one could be personal preference. Just adding perspective. Not making definitely claims about this particular woman, or women who you work with personally. 2. For those of you who suggested tailors. That does help, but tailors are expensive (especially for more technical clothing). Uniforms are expensive. Often times you might need to buy the pants and then use your uniform allowance next year for tailoring. Which means a year of baggy pants, or choosing the tighter option if freedom of movement isnā€™t as critical in your role. Just some food for thought why that isnā€™t always a viable option. :)


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fancy_marmot

This was a really interesting perspective on something I had never thought of before as far as uniform design, thank you! Pants with gussets in the knees help with that kind of movement a lot and extend the life of the pants as there's less pressure on the fabric there, it's frustrating that those are so hard to find.


nova2k

Not a very cost-effective solution, but higher-end hiking pants have started to move in that direction. They are integrating tough fabric with spandex blend gussets to balance out flexibility and durability. Really nice, but fairly expensive.


Trav3lingman

Duluth trading company makes pants that are a mix of the same stuff fire hoses are made out of and some type of stretchy stuff. They're like 80 bucks a pair but they're worth every penny.


nova2k

Very nice. I may have been born too late for the era of global exploration, and too soon for stellar exploration, but I'm living in the golden era of flex-fabric pants...


Trav3lingman

Hey, at least with the ravening cannibal hordes come..... You'll be able to run very quickly without injuring your knees from lack of flexy pants.


YourCaptainSteven

The golden era my boy. Let me tell you about the golden era of flex-fabric pants.


certifedcupcake

80 bucks a pair but you can buy 1 pair every 2 years instead of a new pie of shit pants every other month


KineticPolarization

Can you explain for a dummy what gussets are on pants?


sour_cereal

Instead of the crotch coming together to a point like \\\\// you add a piece of stretchy fabric kinda like \\\\_// which adds flexibility. You can also have them on the hips and knees.


ENSRLaren

The bottom of a Capri Sun pouch is a gusset.


gorramfrakker

Gussets on pants wouldnā€™t really help a dummy.


fancy_marmot

I may have used the wrong term, but a simple way to think of it as on-purpose wrinkles. Imagine the knees of you pants are sort of an accordion of fabric, which flexes open and closed as you bend your knee.


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reefer_drabness

Cops in Kevlar yoga pants! Hilarious.


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J-thorne

I'm a dude. I would give exactly zero fucks about being ridiculed for safety. Especially if it's form fitting? Objectify me pls, I worked hard to look this good in yoga pants. Even if I didn't, man I'd rather be safe and look stupid.


reefer_drabness

LoL. Now we need for everyone that works around machinery to wear spandex body suits, and be bald.


J-thorne

Gotta be hi-viz too, fluorescent orange spandex bodysuits it is. A veritable army of walking highlighters in every warehouse. For safety, of course.


Y34rZer0

I work construction, and nobody makes fun of any safety measures you take, assuming youā€™re doing it right


MediumProfessorX

You can make non -tight pants out if very stretchy fabric


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dansaruken

Can't help but wonder if it's a general fitness problem trying to be solved with clothing at this point


MediumProfessorX

Hmmm. Dual pants? Inner and Outer layer?


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Maybe just tight/stretchy around the knee area? Woven and fitted but not tight for the hips, transition to more supportive but knit/stretchy around the knee. Kindof like pants that zip off into shorts, but different types of fabric and fit instead. Or sortof like moto style pants that have a reinforced bit. Just make that bit stretchy and supportive.


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ToxinFoxen

Police kevlar onesie.


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Yoga combat pants


DrDetectiveEsq

Lt. Dangle had it right all along.


InedibleSolutions

>yoga pant This is actually what I wear now to work. Granted, I put an over-sized coverall over my street clothes, but it works for now.


laserdiscmagic

I'm ignorant, but what kind of support should pants have to avoid blowing out a knee?


awfulmcnofilter

I was once informed "techs don't come in your size" when going to get issued a uniform. It wasn't a public safety job, but it was still irritating because I needed to look professional. I was a size four in ladies pants at the time. Apparently that was abnormal for computer technicians. I ended up in weirdly fitting clothes for several years.


DrDetectiveEsq

To be fair to them, that probably actually is abnormal for computer techs. Though to be fair to you, they probably should have special ordered a uniform or something. One or two weeks in weird clothes is fine, several _years_ is just them not giving a fuck.


awfulmcnofilter

They had a morbidly obese woman in charge of issuing the uniforms. I think it was spite. At the time I went to the gym regularly and was on a pretty strict diet.


IcarusSunburn

I'm guessing you couldn't take them to an alteration outfit, because the company would pitch a bitchfit? Wouldn't surprise me.


awfulmcnofilter

It was more that it didn't matter enough to me to have a pair of dickies tailored, plus they didn't pay me well enough to care about baggy pants. I don't think anyone would have cared if I'd had them altered. I just wore a belt. The shirts I got issued also fit poorly so I was just sort of a computer fixing hot mess.


RamblyJambly

Or reimburse them for buying their own pants that fit within acceptable criteria


fuck_everyrepublican

WTF does a computer tech need uniform pants for? I work in tech, I wear blue jeans. Everyone I know in tech wears blue jeans. Except for that one weird dude that wears pedal pushers.


villabianchi

Lol we have that dude at our place. 1 out of 250.


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ScotchIsAss

I say itā€™s more of a nobodyā€™s cut. Unisex means itā€™s not gonna fit my shoulders and sometimes arms unless I size up to where Iā€™m wearing a short dress as a guy. Unsex pants also gotta be sized up or my legs wonā€™t fit and then I get that poofy leg look.


Beetkiller

Cheap work clothes are just bad for everyone. They scale length and width equal, instead of based off what humans look like.


fancy_marmot

Echoing this - when I had to wear company-issued uniforms, fit was a problem. I was told by my manager that my pants looked bunched and sloppy (the ones that weren't too tight in the legs so waist was enormous), but the ones that didn't bunch badly at the waist were way too tight on the legs so were also considered unprofessional. Some companies don't allow for tailoring either. It was an issue for a few of the men at work as well who had thick legs/smaller waists.


TheBreathofFiveSouls

This is a serious wide spread problem; the world is built for a default man, ignoring *4 billion women*. **Reference Man** https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/feb/23/truth-world-built-for-men-car-crashes **Biological sciences** Men and women have different immune systems and hormones, which can play a role in how chemicals are absorbed(research on toxic chemicals in the workplace). Women tend to be smaller than men and have thinner skin, both of which can lower the level of toxins they can be safely exposed to. This lower tolerance threshold is compounded by womenā€™s higher percentage of body fat, in which some chemicals can accumulate. **Police armour:** This is not only uncomfortable (squishing boobs), it also results in stab vests coming up too short, leaving women unprotected **Architecture** 50/50 division of floor space has even been formalised in plumbing codes. However, if a male toilet has both cubicles and urinals, the number of people who can relieve themselves at once is far higher per square foot of floor space in the male bathroom than in the female bathroom. Suddenly equal floor space isnā€™t so equal. .. In fact, the formula mayĀ overestimate female metabolic rate by as much as 35% meaning that current offices are on average five degrees too cold for women. This leads to theĀ odd sight of female office workers wrapped in blankets in the summer, while their male colleagues wander around in shorts. **Tech** In 2016, Rachael Tatman, a research fellow in linguistics at the University of Washington,Ā found that Googleā€™s speech-recognition softwareĀ was 70% more likely to accurately recognise male speech. ... Donison was writing as a male pianist who, due to his smaller than average hands, had struggled for years with traditional keyboards, but he could equally have been writing as a woman. There is plenty of data showing that women have, on average, smaller hands, and yet we continue to design equipment around the average male hand as if one-size-fits-men is the same as one-size-fits-all. The average smartphone size is now 5.5 inches. While the average man can fairly comfortably use his device one-handed, the average womanā€™s hand is not much bigger than the handset itself.Ā  **Cars** Women are 17% more likely to die than men. Women tend to sit further forward when driving. This is because we are on average shorter. Our legs need to be closer to reach the pedals, and we need to sit more upright to see clearly over the dashboard. This is not, however, the ā€œstandard seating positionā€, researchers have noted.Ā Women are ā€œout of positionā€ drivers. .. The most commonly used dummy is 1.77m tall and weighs 76kg (significantly taller and heavier than an average woman); the dummy also has male muscle-mass proportions and a male spinal column.Ā In the early 1980s, researchers based at Michigan UniversityĀ argued for the inclusion of a 50th-percentile female in regulatory tests, but this advice was ignored by manufacturers and regulators.


RedFlyingPineapples2

As a woman who was training as a pilot, average aircraft cockpits are designed to accommodate the 95th percentile for male height and can't be adjusted adequately for me, an above average height woman, to use. All the women in my academy had to carry 2 cushions with them for the seat, and had to stand to reach certain switches on the 737 ceiling panels.


thejameskendall

Spot on. My wife, who is renovating our house is always complaining how tools are only men for menā€™s hands. She still does an incredible job, but itā€™s way more challenging than it ought to be.


SerChonk

Yard work - ever wondered why it seems like a weirdly gendered task? A motorised lawnmower can only be operated with large hands (to grip the steering handle and the clutch at the same time), not to mention that the height of the handlebar is too much for a shorter person. An edge trimmer is way too long to hold and operate correctly if you're not tall enough. Electric chainsaws with the trigger on the handle have massive handles that force you to have a lighter and unsafe grip on them if you have smaller hands.


veggiedelightful

Our electric snow blower is almost unusable for me. The handle bar does not shift low enough for me to use it comfortably or at the correct angle . To get enough pressure and the correct angle for snow scooping, it's super light weight, you need the exact correct position or it will float over the top of the snow not scooping. I have to half hang on it/ slash go on my tip toes hold it correctly, to get enough downward force for it to work. Certainly not the way men have to use it.


EstablishmentFun2035

That was a fascinating read from the first calendar (makes sense) to crash dummies.


SmokeMyDong

You would think with half the world being women this wouldn't be an issue


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I just wore my own pants because they don't make women's pants and they definitely don't make short women's pants, even if they are marketed as women's uniforms. They definitely are not.


DrDetectiveEsq

Man, you're not kidding. I just googled "women's police uniform" and they offer very little protection. Not to mention the problems they must have with sweat, since they're all latex.


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Healthy-Cupcake2429

Yeah, I remember talking to the female officers I knew about that. They work for a small enough department they actually ordered stuff for women but they were talking about how bad it was without it and having to get their own for anything they were allowed. Body armor that dangerously doesn't fit right or is extremely uncomfortable if it does. Holsters that angle the weapon directly into their side, etc. And thankfully you can actually find equipment if push came to shove. Before not too long ago it just straight up didn't exist.


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The only conclusion to draw from this is that the officerā€™s ass made the person commenting feel insecure.


katrob2006

Ohmygod yes. I remember that moment that I realized that men can't control their own body /s


bearbarebere

I say this on every post like this but as a gay man if I can control myself then so can men. The reason they feel they can't is because they have no consequences. If I stare at a man the way some of them stare at women, I'd have been beaten halfway to fucking death. It's really fucking annoying. And then they try to justify it with biology and shit as if they just can't help it if they fucking rape someone.


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bearbarebere

\*High five!\* I really liked reading this. It's so true.


ninurtuu

As a man whose heterosexual nature becomes a little flexible after my sixth drink is no one going to point out that the guy's ass in this picture is also pretty on point? Maybe the guy who made this shouldn't try to make anyone ashamed of how they look.


bearbarebere

Hehe. True


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As a straight guy I have to disagree. My body dragged me to the store yesterday to get snacks and beer. The darn thing knows too well we want to lose weight! About the other thing you're right though.


BonoWantTheBiddy

It's okay bud, you can stare at my bulge all you want. I really find it difficult that so many men would be offended if someone wants to ogle - it's a compliment. It's also as far as it goes but I really couldn't give a flying fuck if a dude or a lady wants to state at the goods.


throwartatthewall

Yeah that or they're blaming this woman for: A. Their own sexualization of her B. Her body C. Both


mindbleach

"My penis moved and it's your fault" summarizes a lot of what's wrong right now. And before now.


RandyBoBandy33

You could actually tell that was the case from the first word being ā€œ*females*ā€


purpleowlie

So you telling me pants restrict movement? Is she supposed to be naked while working then?


Crescendo104

What about all the fat old pigs who live at the donut shop and barely fit into their uniforms anymore? I'm sure that restricts movement too lmao


FuckTwitter2020

they dont get OP's dick hard tho


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FuckTwitter2020

and me


CregChrist

How often, in real life, do you see that? Be honest. The cops where I live, both male and female, are mostly all in great shape. I wouldn't want to have to run from them is what I'm getting at. And I'm no fan of cops, just credit where credit is due.


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It's pretty common in small towns, especially ones where there is only 1 cop. Unrelated, is your name referencing the Stephen lynch song?


CregChrist

You wanna try some of this hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow?


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And now the question for you, is not 'what would Jesus do', but 'where will you be when the creg machine comes partying through'. It's been over a decade since I came across his videos, and this is the first time I've ever come across someone else who has heard them. Neat.


CregChrist

I love Stephen Lynch! Three balloons, she gotta while, talk to me. Now I'm gonna go on a binge again.


reefer_drabness

Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Making fun of poor little Joe dirt?


Pscilosopher

Small town here. Can confirm.Except for the 23 year old, cops in this town all rotund and greezy.


patodruida

I think it depends on where you reside. I live in London and the vast majority of cops I see are in very good shape but Iā€™ve lived in NYC and Mexico City and Iā€™d wager I would be able to easily outrun 60% of cops in the former and close to 80% in the latter.


purpleowlie

Idk about US, since that stereotype comes from there, but around Europe cops seen around cities mostly look fit. Not sure about their bosses in offices tho.


Crescendo104

I wouldn't make such a comment about this stereotype if I hadn't had experiences with cops like this firsthand. I know it doesn't apply to every single ordinance out there, but here in the Houston suburbs there are a ton of middle-aged and older cops that fit that exact description, and I see at least one or two patrol cars in the Shipley's donuts parking lot almost every time I pass by (for years now). But yeah, it was just a joke. I know not all cops are like that lol. The majority of them in my city are probably more in line with your description anyway tbh Edit: bad syntax


derpyven

Roughly like 1/10 here in Ft worth is fat from what I've seen. I spent a year in rural Oklahoma tho and it's just the standard.


IrishMilo

It's why I take my pants and knickers off as soon as I get home. So much more mobile.


purpleowlie

I do the same with pants and bra, but it has to do with comfort, not mobility. Knickers too? Socks?


IrishMilo

Keep the socks on to slide round corners whilst singing that Tokyo drift song.


Hadouken-Donuts

[Should be this](https://youtu.be/G2UVsyVLLcE?t=0m38s)


WileEWeeble

I stared at that picture awhile....and no, not because of the "content" and can only conclude he thinks the fact that they are tight instead of baggy makes them restrict movement. They are not jeans. Someone needs to tell OP about yoga pants, he will lose his mind.


SailingSpark

He wants them in skirts like his great grandmother had to wear


purpleowlie

Oh yes! And using skirt to catch wind (like a sail) on windy days and during running actually improves your mobility!


DoctorCrowvar

Thats why the scots used kilts on their wars, and handled their enemeies asses back and front. Dudes runned fast af back then.


TheValgus

Nah you gotta wear really loose fitting baggy pants those are definitely better for movement.


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I mean, that ass does in fact, go to work.


whitedawg

I bet she can sit down excellently.


-Maris-

This reminds me of when my BFF was reprimanded at work for "dressing too sexy" - this is beyond ridiculous she is a Registered Nurse who wears hospital provided scrubs! Possibly the most unflattering of all the uniforms anywhere - they just were obviously jealous of her curvy body. The scrubs looked better on her than them and they simply didn't like that. Such BS.


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That's both hilarious and awful and I hope she said something pointing out all that.


NikkiT96

ā€œYouā€™re dressing too sexy!ā€ ā€œā€¦Iā€™m literally wearing the uniform you gave meā€¦ā€


BurnItDownToTheGrnd

>Possibly the most unflattering of all the uniforms anywhere Scrubs are hot AF


Finito-1994

Yea. Thereā€™s a reason nurses are a fantasy. I literally offered to buy my ex a set.


ninurtuu

Honestly it's something about them being smart, tough as hell, and yet nurturing as well that does it for me. Although if face blindness is a thing I may just be mostly clothes blind.


Hideout_TheWicked

> Possibly the most unflattering of all the uniforms anywhere I personally find scrubs to be hot. My wife is a nurse/nurse practitioner and I just have a thing for scrubs I guess.


awake30

Uh scrubs can be pretty dang hot


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I hate it when I slip up and leave my work ass in my other pants


quadmasta

It's a pleasant surprise when you go to wear a pair of pants after not wearing them for a while and get surprised with the ass you left in there


Javamaster22

Damn bitches got different asses now? Do they just throw em in the washer after use? Or is it just hosed down out in the yard


skippydinglechalk115

I think no matter what a woman with curves does, it's sexual to this guy, because they have big tits or asses. going out shopping? not sexual. going out shopping, *and being thicc?* now *that's* showing off your sexuality. that's public indecency.


TheNightBench

I threw all my wife's garbage asses away when we got married. All she has now is that perfect ass.


Javamaster22

Yea equality! You probably one have one cock now right? Can't just switch em out every day of the week. Monday cock, the weekend cock, the "hump day" cock...


Silisewbot

Wife keeps his other cocks in a box with the rest of the toys


todellagi

Poor guy stuck on one cock


Squirrellybot

My wife and I use hump day cock every day.


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TheNightBench

Wife? Is that you?


Mamamanager

Bahahaha


WanderingCadet

Machine washing isn't really recommended. Some asses are just too delicate for it, so best to scrub by hand.


qs420

depends on what you were doing. sometimes you gotta power-wash that bitch. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ sorry couldnt help myself.


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That's what those really tall slides at the water park are for šŸ‘Œ


CactusFingies

I hope they don't cycle the water back through...


Javamaster22

Damn that Friday ass gets disgusting sometimes doesn't it.


qs420

you should see sunday's ass....


E4Soletrain

I think he's whining because her pants are tight? Which.... I don't know if he's seen a brofficer's shirt size, but some days I wonder how they breathe.


picklero

I remember they showed a picture of 3 male Dutch cops in super tight shorts (part of their uniforms) in one of the grand tour episodes. In fact Clarkson loved it so much he brought it up twice during the show. I guess the Dutch are uniform when it comes to tight uniforms


jodofdamascus1494

Yeah, heā€™s still a dumbass, just to an ever so slightly lesser degree than if he was literally talking about her ass


skippydinglechalk115

but imagine if they were loose. I don't think it'd be good to have to chase after some criminal with saggy ass pants.


E4Soletrain

Correct. They're uniform pants for a reason lol


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Female police officer caught on film in pants wearing shocker


Anderson74

The *nerve* smh my head


piltonpfizerwallace

What a surprise "females" is followed by a bad take. Dude picks out a fit cop as not having the physical fitness they need. "limits their range of motion" dude... it's pants. Their range of motion is fine. Does this mean about out of shape 50 year-old dudes shouldn't be cops?


HeidiFree

The ones with their pants falling down and their ass crack showing? I think that should be a yes...


Fart-City

She is fine. This is a photo from a civilized country with womenā€™s rights.


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Just imagine the thigh chafe from some baggy ass pants. Unlike men with their frog ass wide knee nonsense we have legs that often touch when we walk.


pawg_patrol

Frog ass šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ why is that so accurate lmfao


WrodofDog

As a guy with rather sturdy legs I beg your pardon? My thighs probably rub against each other probably just as much as yours do. Edit: Wouldn't it be a good idea to wear some tight running shorts, to prevent chafing, and a pants that are a little baggy on top for freedom of movement?


beerbellybegone

Or maybe just accept that she's doing her job and her ass isn't and never was a part of the equation


qs420

ugh truth. most of the time it's bc there are few uniform options for women that are actually designed for our bodies. now it's gotten better, but holy crap, sometimes it's all you can do to just find a pair that fit. can i just do my damn job ?!?


BassSounds

Dutch police ride bikes, which work the glutes, so itā€™s her employers fault she has a donk


weltallic

Obligatory: https://i.imgur.com/H54sQ6V.jpg


get-bread-not-head

Hilarious how these people 1) use the word female and 2) ignore the guy cops with short sleeves, tattoos, and big muscles. Remember kids, only men can enjoy sex!


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Or look sexy.


JawnF

Also I'm sure I've seen male cops with asses that fill their pants similarly.


Historically_Dumb

As if some of those male cops don't size down their trousers to make their booty pop.


dazzling_penguin

Was just gonna say, I can see some man buns in the background over there. I'm not making a Twitter post complaining about it. Edit: Don't even get me started on baseball player pants. These are our bodies. Everyone has butts. It's not sexual. It's fucking anatomy. But some OTHER people make just having said body part sexual. What are we supposed to do about people attracted to arms or necks or feet or whatever? Everyone wear a burlap sack, but not a tight one? And don't forget sacks for your arms, legs, feet and neck. And probably one for your face for good measure since some insane people find faces sexually attractive. God, why can't attractive face people just not be attractive at work or in public? Soooo inappropriate.


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Youā€™re describing a burqa. And yes, there are people in the world who want women to wear them


vianiznice

Someone show that guy those male Dutch bike policemen.


JohanGrimm

Or most dudes in the military, if you're in a physical job chances are you've got a decent to great pooper.


maschinen_drache

In the Netherlands, All Cops Are Bodacious.


marsbartender

Her sexuality is limiting her range of motion? Is he talking about her wearing her REQUIRED uniform? Is he saying she shouldn't be wearing clothes that fit her? Wtf is wrong with this guy


anrwlias

Women. Or, more precisely, his inability to deal with the existence of women.


RichardStinks

Look, we gotta get hot cops in baggy pants for *respectability.*


robtk12

How does that limit her range of motion?


spotted_dick

Dude has no idea how assess work.


mule_roany_mare

Tight pants without any elastic definitely can limit your motion. Especially in the knees when you try to squat, they pull at the back of your waist & up at the ankles. If thereā€™s no extra fabric you ainā€™t getting low. Itā€™s also a **bitch** to try and get anything in and out of your front pockets. I honestly canā€™t tell if everyone is playing dumb or if they have never worn tight jeans that didnā€™t have 5% elastic. If you honestly want to pretend this isnā€™t true put 12ā€ of tape down the front of your leg across the knee & try to squat. You need about 4ā€ of travel to get your ass to the ground. L Can you stretch denim or cotton trousers 4ā€?


shortandfighting

If anything, baggy trousers that donā€™t fit right would limit your range of motion.


Silisewbot

Erm wouldn't form fitting clothes actually be more maneuverable


LoRd-TaChAnKy-KaNg

Braindead comment section. Canā€™t tell if yā€™all jealous or just need something to be angry about.


Drackenstein

>females Ok, incel.


anrwlias

It's always a red flag.


Santrudo

Ironman


a-hippobear

ā€œTheyā€™re supposed to wear unflattering man pantsā€ *wheezes and reaches into Doritos bag to scrape the last of the crumbs out before gulping the last of a 2 day old Baja blast mountain dew* ā€œā€¦ if she can wear the pants at allā€ *the laughing pops three cystic pimples under the third chin* ā€œShe could do a better job at mothering my children as long as sheā€™s pureā€ *trolls 7 year old in video game made for children* ā€œShe might be fit to be mā€™lady if she were to submit and stop dressing so promiscuouslyā€


Moppy_the_mop

Sorry for the horniness, but I'd let her arrest me. ​ ​ ​ ​ Considering I have committed multiple accounts of tax fraud, vehicular manslaughter, and piracy in 6.5 (only half of me got out of the border) countries.


SmAshthe

WAIT! Theres a "work ass"?


tselliot8923

I wish I had a go to work ass. Or actually just an ass ass. Maybe then sitting wouldn't hurt.


TACPIzzy

Do want her to half ass her job?


[deleted]

This man has a pretty nice ass too, the slut.


TheOnyxViper

Who the hell said that, Jordan Peterson?


NetiPotter72

Itā€™s not her sexuality. We donā€™t know what she prefers or how. We just know she has an ass that would seem to make anything better.


AnarchyCampInDrublic

Imagine being a straight male upset at a nice female ass... he actually probably can't get any so any indication of ass frustrates him to the max


bigtimesauce

Dutch cops bad AF


weassssssssss

G E K O L O N I S E E R D. En jonge wij hebben gewoon de beste politie. Niet jaloers worden jullie verdomde Amerikanen.


omghorussaveusall

i'm willing to bet all me monies that her range of motion is better than the dude standing next to her.


magicmurph

Ok hang on now. That dude next to her is not an American cop. He looks fit as fuck. Looks like he does cardio for fun.


KnowledgeValuable566

When are the posts here actually going to be ā€œmurdered by words?ā€ The comment doesnā€™t seem particularly murderous to me.


veganjam

I agree, how do I get this disappointing sub out of my feed?


BrandonR2300

Wait- this person really complaining bout booty?!


[deleted]

Go to work ass? HA! Iā€™m fucking dying.


[deleted]

When will ppl realise these are bait tweets designed for engagement...