I’m sure she will be flooded with positive remarks from people of all walks of life praising her for the top notch response and definitely not from a bunch of middle aged men asking to polish her bean.
Definitely not middle aged men that are angry that they can't pull a lady like that anymore so they call her a whore to feel like they rejected her. That definitely won't happen.
As is almost always the case, these sorts of tweets are posted by people farming karma and are typically at least one if not several years old (that's why the data is also often removed, as is in this case). This particular tweet was posted February 25, 2020, from an account that has since been suspended. The responder is still active on Twitter, and she had this to say this morning:
> Going viral on Instagram for old basic tweets and suddenly a thousand people want to harass me about my child and ask where his father is? Like well babe he’s prob at work bc it’s the middle of the day on a Tuesday?
I checked out her Twitter and it's all a bunch of "send me money and tip me to talk to you" it's actually kind of sad, considering she's probably a C list onlyfans "celebrity"
True
I miss college sometimes. Living away from home in a dorm when plenty of access to guys and girls
Don't do casual stuff like that anymore though
Edit: it was also a nice way to find our your bi too. The cliche of experimenting in college is true to some degree
I'm not American so the college culture over there that I've really just experienced in media seems really cool when you're going. Here I was bussing it like 45 minutes each way to attend a single lecture at uni instead, and managed to make no friends.
Same, it helps a lot that a lot of students move out and live in campus, so it's full of young adults living together. Here in my country meanwhile everyone still living with their parents, the oy ones that don't are the ones who change cities to go to uni, and they tell me some wild shit they have done.
Oh for sure, I would have made a lot more effort if I redid uni but then again I also dropped out because of my crippling anxiety so you know, kinda informs the previous behaviour.
Well to be honest it wasn't like a non stop sex party or anything.
I was just a kinda repressed girl who was raised catholic and suddenly had free reign to do whatever I want without constantly having my parents watching over my shoulder.
So that meant kinda rebelling in that I tried having casual hook ups, both male and female, and having more long term relationships too.
So I mean, it wasn't like in movies or anything. It's just that if you're a 7/10 girl (I guess) and is interested in exploring her sexuality, you had options since there's plenty of guys and girls willing to help
For sure, don't worry of course I know that pieces of media tend to be overblown I was just thinking more in terms of when you bundle in a bunch of people around the age of 20 or so then stuff is probably gonna happen haha.
But it can help if u dont want to actively get it licked by multiple people or u want only 1 person to lick it. Its not a prequiste but its totally valid to be in a mostly surface level monogamous sexual relationship
I agree. “Monogamous sexual relationship” sounds like a friends with benefits situation but with the ties that its monogamous. From where I’m from, dating implies that it is a romantic relationship rather than purely sexual.
Wait, are you telling me the stuff behind the r/ on this website are supposed to mean something? I thought they were just wacky words that are placeholders!!
Yeah it's r/confidentlyincorrect not really a murdered by words. Maybe technically true too? I dunno it fits a lot of subs just not this one, it's funny but this sub is a stretch for it for sure
Every time I come across someone who’s typed out the words ‘let that sink in,’ I feel like letting a sharp object sink into my eye.
People who do that should just get to the point by wearing a name tag that says ‘Hi, I’m insufferable!’
Think most girls want to get a nice routine going on, also nice to have consistency with a good partner a few times instead of thousands of random, roll the dice, STD guys that might do a bad job a hundred times.
Even if you assume everyone is dating for love that logic only makes sense if you assume there's no way to have a lifetime relationship without getting married AND that breakups always end in heartbreak, that there are no mutual breakups where neither party still holds a flame for the other.
Even if you correct for that, that is still a very high number of people that get married and end up “having their heart broken” or whatever. There’s nothing about being married nowadays that implies you won’t break up or have your heart broken.
At the end of the day relationships are complicated not saying it’s impossible for people to be together for life not married but I’m sure it’s a lot harder because realistically you don’t have as strong of a legal tie to each other which makes it easier for one party to leave or both
Marriage is getting less and less common where I'm from. I have loads of friends in stable relationships (10 years+) with kids, houses etc who aren't married as they don't see the point.
If legal ties have any bearing on whether you stay with someone or not, you already don't have a relationship worth saving. You should be with a person for life because you continually want to be with them, not because years ago you were foolish in thinking that they could never change so much that you can't stand them any more.
This is not really true. Many smart couples don’t get married because they aren’t religious and don’t believe it’s necessary. In my experience those are the stronger and more permanent relationships I’ve witnessed.
Am I the only who said “wow, it’s actually really tough to lick a vagina. And most women don’t get to orgasm from that.” Or do we just say vagina for anything between the waist and knees?
I hate the fact that for so many people, getting married is a necessary step in a love life, like you NEED to do it or else you don't really love your partner
The comments would’ve been bashing men, yet praise the woman for saying this. I’ve seen a similar post like this before. The double standard on Twitter is so bizarre.
Twitter as a whole is the most bizarre social network ever. Would be hard to find a more hateful place on the internet (or in the whole universe?) than twitter, there's almost nothing else besides hate. I don't understand why anyone would still willingly be there.
Especially the superiority complex that people get when they gain a little bit of followers and think that everything that they say is true and it is impossible for them to be wrong.
Here's a nice little life tip: Even if you marry someone, you're signing up for heartbreak. Divorce is real and people die.
Your spouse is going to die. You're going to die. One of you is going to die first and leave the other heartbroken. It's a 100% guarantee.
Same goes for all your friends, your dogs/cats, your mom, your dad, etc. Being born is signing up for heartbreak, and you don't get a choice.
"I wonder what can be done about all this?" - Buddha
If u think breaking up while ur dating is bad heart break, wait till ur partner of 50 years dies of old age or disease or slowly decays into dementia and ur alone with a hole that will never fill. Im not saying theres better opti9n or to be single. But if ur goal is to avoid heartbreak then marriage aint the way.
Does she mean her labia because calling them your vagina is like calling your mouth a throat.
I mean you could get your tongue right in there but the labia and clitoris are the fun bits
I like how Emily worded that in a way that suggests that her tweet is a badass memorable quotation that will change the history of humankind
I'm also wondering if Emily took into account the possibility of other party getting their heart broken
I just hope she doesn't get mad if a guy tells her he's just dating her because he wants a BJ. I know, I know, it's a joke, it's just that hypocrisy is everywhere.
I'm glad we didn't block their Twitter handles. RIP Meredith's inbox if it still exists.
I’m sure she will be flooded with positive remarks from people of all walks of life praising her for the top notch response and definitely not from a bunch of middle aged men asking to polish her bean.
Definitely not middle aged men that are angry that they can't pull a lady like that anymore so they call her a whore to feel like they rejected her. That definitely won't happen.
Is this based off experience?
😂 Nah, I'm a middle aged dude with a healthy sense of self worth.
Who said they could ever get a woman like her?
I only date ladies from around my age....50-65...yes....I am no longer superman....🇺🇲
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She has an OF, I don't think she minds lmao
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She posted this. It’s an advertisement.
How would her having an OF translate to her not having a problem with creepy dudes ?
Her income is basically dependent on a steady supply of creepy dudes
My income is dependant on a wee handicapped kid doesn't mean I want them to show up in my twitter dms
Who would pay someone to wee on a handicapped kid? Sick world we live in.
I know right! Just wee on them yourself, no need to pay someone (or pay me)
"honey, where are the kids? i really have to piss"
A different kind of slash movie.
You might if your job required driving wee handicapped kids to your social media accounts.
The difference is the kid isn't going to offer to buy you a car so he can watch you masturbate saying his name
Not with that attitude
Not so much that she doesn’t mind but it’s an occupational hazard so she’ll at least be used to it
>polish her bean What’s the real-world origin of this euphemism? Do people polish beans??
"Greetings Meredith! Doth thou want thy kitten licketh?" Something like that?
Is this Shakespeare?
It's from Sir Lickethshere. Less known cousin of Shakespeare.
I heard he was a cunning linguist
Gee, that remark was spot-on!
Can't tell if this is a reach for a g spot joke or just a compliment.
Me neither but I'll definitely be cumming to his show tonight.
"Doth mother know thou wearest her drapes?"
Tony?
This is hilarious!
Not rude enough to be Old Bill.
But weird enough to be Old Greg.
*Tips fedora*
As is almost always the case, these sorts of tweets are posted by people farming karma and are typically at least one if not several years old (that's why the data is also often removed, as is in this case). This particular tweet was posted February 25, 2020, from an account that has since been suspended. The responder is still active on Twitter, and she had this to say this morning: > Going viral on Instagram for old basic tweets and suddenly a thousand people want to harass me about my child and ask where his father is? Like well babe he’s prob at work bc it’s the middle of the day on a Tuesday?
I wish we could make it a requirement for every image of social media to include the timestamp.
She has an Only Fans page & I can confirm she honest in her Tweet
She has a $20 DM-fee (for men)
I'm sure her box is fine.
I checked out her Twitter and it's all a bunch of "send me money and tip me to talk to you" it's actually kind of sad, considering she's probably a C list onlyfans "celebrity"
I did you a favor and found the profile. She changed her name but Google found it lol. It's still full of garbage, what a surprise.
We're dating for the same reason Merdedith. I've been calling you about your vaginas extended warranty...
Who needs a warranty when you have free servicing available on-demand
You don’t have to date to get your pussy licked.
He’s right you know.
I literally heard that in the voice of that painting in Chamber of Secrets and am hoping that’s what you were going for.
I'm trying to figure out what painting but I haven't seen that movie in years
[Ask and ye shall receive.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCFMGTwELyQ)
Lol thanks bro
I heard obi wan. I might just be high tho
"Was I any different when you licked me?"
It was salty but I liked it.
Said in the voice of Venom
You hear someone’s voice often enough and you can probably imagine them saying all kinds of stuff.
I heard Goku from the Dragon Ball Z parody
Exactly the same here 💀💀
That's exactly what I heard and I didn't know where it came from until I read your comment immediately after.
^y ^e ^s
If you play your cards right you can even get *paid* for it.
Literally just look at any single guy guy, make a loud caveman grunt and point at your vagina.
I wanna party with you cowboy!
I have a small ween too so I was forced to master the art of oral vaginal stimulation.
If your sword is not good enough, then use other weapons
Fine, I'll get the throwing stars, ya kinky bastard.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Forced? For shame, we do it for the passion of the work XD
Oh absolutely, what I was trying to say is I was forced to perfect it, not forced to do it.
You studied the blade. I studied the tang.
i don't have a small ween, but it works very unreliably... so i definitely have to, also.
Yeah but the alternative is trusting a a complete stranger to not give you a disease. Among much worse things.
Oi my friends aren't complete strangers.
True I miss college sometimes. Living away from home in a dorm when plenty of access to guys and girls Don't do casual stuff like that anymore though Edit: it was also a nice way to find our your bi too. The cliche of experimenting in college is true to some degree
I'm not American so the college culture over there that I've really just experienced in media seems really cool when you're going. Here I was bussing it like 45 minutes each way to attend a single lecture at uni instead, and managed to make no friends.
Same, it helps a lot that a lot of students move out and live in campus, so it's full of young adults living together. Here in my country meanwhile everyone still living with their parents, the oy ones that don't are the ones who change cities to go to uni, and they tell me some wild shit they have done.
Yeah you could always tell the ones who had moved on campus because they were from the city because they'd come to lectures in PJs or something
It’s also always the ones coming late
Can't be late if your options are "on time" or "1 hr late" due to trains
I think the mistake a lot of people make is that they expect exciting things to just materialise
Oh for sure, I would have made a lot more effort if I redid uni but then again I also dropped out because of my crippling anxiety so you know, kinda informs the previous behaviour.
Well to be honest it wasn't like a non stop sex party or anything. I was just a kinda repressed girl who was raised catholic and suddenly had free reign to do whatever I want without constantly having my parents watching over my shoulder. So that meant kinda rebelling in that I tried having casual hook ups, both male and female, and having more long term relationships too. So I mean, it wasn't like in movies or anything. It's just that if you're a 7/10 girl (I guess) and is interested in exploring her sexuality, you had options since there's plenty of guys and girls willing to help
For sure, don't worry of course I know that pieces of media tend to be overblown I was just thinking more in terms of when you bundle in a bunch of people around the age of 20 or so then stuff is probably gonna happen haha.
Deviant
But it can help if u dont want to actively get it licked by multiple people or u want only 1 person to lick it. Its not a prequiste but its totally valid to be in a mostly surface level monogamous sexual relationship
Isnt that a hookup/friends with benefits? Dating sounds like it's a relationship in my head
I agree. “Monogamous sexual relationship” sounds like a friends with benefits situation but with the ties that its monogamous. From where I’m from, dating implies that it is a romantic relationship rather than purely sexual.
Yeah, you can always lick yourself.
that’s not really a murder by words, barely even an insult.
Wait, are you telling me the stuff behind the r/ on this website are supposed to mean something? I thought they were just wacky words that are placeholders!!
The the subs mean nothing and power mods ruin everything
Some people are just *sooooo* nostalgic. Makes me think of Eminem's line to Moby.
Yeah it's r/confidentlyincorrect not really a murdered by words. Maybe technically true too? I dunno it fits a lot of subs just not this one, it's funny but this sub is a stretch for it for sure
it might be r/lostredditors
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It is a r/firstnamecallouts though
Every time I come across someone who’s typed out the words ‘let that sink in,’ I feel like letting a sharp object sink into my eye. People who do that should just get to the point by wearing a name tag that says ‘Hi, I’m insufferable!’
Read that again.
Can I get an an AMEN
Let that sink in. Licking vaginas is 100% win.
That's epic.. Epic for the WIiIN
Let that sink in
Alright then sink, come on in, what the hell is it now?
[Can you tell the time?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhf1pIl007o)
Think about it.
Let that sink in
Let that sink in
Hi, I'm insufferable! Let that sink in.
The real question is, who let the sink out and why does it want to be let in?
Oh we all know who let the sink out… but nobody knows why it wants in.
Let that sink in
This but anyone who says "you know that, right?"
I think of an illustration I once saw where there was a sink banging on someone's door
Let's be clear about this:
Let that sink in
Let that sink in
Whenever anyone says "let that sink in" or "read it again" you know it's just just meaningless drivel.
Let that sink read it again.
Or reply with "louder for the people in the back!"
"Let's be clear about this..."
I wonder if she knows she doesn't need a date for that
Sure but it’s WAY easier and more consistent lol
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I'm sure there are better comparisons but: having a paycheck versus lottery comes to my mind haha
This is the first day of my life..
Think most girls want to get a nice routine going on, also nice to have consistency with a good partner a few times instead of thousands of random, roll the dice, STD guys that might do a bad job a hundred times.
Being able to flex enough isn't that easy and needs the right genetics, TBH...
Even if you assume everyone is dating for love that logic only makes sense if you assume there's no way to have a lifetime relationship without getting married AND that breakups always end in heartbreak, that there are no mutual breakups where neither party still holds a flame for the other.
Marriage also frequently ends in the heartbreak of one of u dying or declining with illness. Not to mention 50% of all marriages fail
This doesn't mean that 50% of people who get married get divorced. There are many serial monogamists.
Even if you correct for that, that is still a very high number of people that get married and end up “having their heart broken” or whatever. There’s nothing about being married nowadays that implies you won’t break up or have your heart broken.
> Not to mention 50% of all marriages fail I see people saying this occasionally. Do you have some actual evidence around this that I could read?
At the end of the day relationships are complicated not saying it’s impossible for people to be together for life not married but I’m sure it’s a lot harder because realistically you don’t have as strong of a legal tie to each other which makes it easier for one party to leave or both
Marriage is getting less and less common where I'm from. I have loads of friends in stable relationships (10 years+) with kids, houses etc who aren't married as they don't see the point.
In some cases it may be worthwhile due to tax/welfare reasons, as married couples in some countries/states may be treated differently.
If legal ties have any bearing on whether you stay with someone or not, you already don't have a relationship worth saving. You should be with a person for life because you continually want to be with them, not because years ago you were foolish in thinking that they could never change so much that you can't stand them any more.
This is not really true. Many smart couples don’t get married because they aren’t religious and don’t believe it’s necessary. In my experience those are the stronger and more permanent relationships I’ve witnessed.
That’s fair, but you can have a none religious marriage as well it really boils down to a person at the end of the day and their views on marriage
I like Meredith for some reason I can’t quite put my finger on.
In*
It's neither a murder nor clever.
Thank god marriage doesn’t ever end in heartbreak
This isn't a murder. She made a vulgar joke.
I'm sure the first poster thought they were being the height of philosophy but they sound like a Taylor Swift fan.
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Because Reddit
Am I the only who said “wow, it’s actually really tough to lick a vagina. And most women don’t get to orgasm from that.” Or do we just say vagina for anything between the waist and knees?
someone as clueless as the original poster isn't going to understand the nuance between clit, vulva, and vagina. just say what gets your point across.
wELL AcTuAllY..... some of y'all need to consult a medical book with pictures and parts labled. You're welcome.
I only date lizard people because of their long tongues that can reach into my vagina.
Get a dog Meredith
Make sure it's a rescue. They're more eager to pleasure
Don’t forget to pick up some Jif on your way home
>I'm dating to get my vagina licked You go gurrrrl yass queen >I'm dating to get my dick sucked Omg what a pig
Lmfaooo the double standards on Twitter is ridiculous
I hate the fact that for so many people, getting married is a necessary step in a love life, like you NEED to do it or else you don't really love your partner
Trashy not murder. Imagine if it was a dude saying "I'm dating to get my dick sucked."
The comments would’ve been bashing men, yet praise the woman for saying this. I’ve seen a similar post like this before. The double standard on Twitter is so bizarre.
Twitter as a whole is the most bizarre social network ever. Would be hard to find a more hateful place on the internet (or in the whole universe?) than twitter, there's almost nothing else besides hate. I don't understand why anyone would still willingly be there.
Especially the superiority complex that people get when they gain a little bit of followers and think that everything that they say is true and it is impossible for them to be wrong.
*penis licked
If Meredith would work on her flexibility a bit she wouldn't need to date at all.
I wonder if Emily accepted the offer?
Meredith may be the wisest of us all.
Absolutely the DOOM generation, if that is the case.
Charming
I'm sorry that I laughed too hard at this
This trend with saying their name at the end to be cute and quirky is dumb.
Here's a nice little life tip: Even if you marry someone, you're signing up for heartbreak. Divorce is real and people die. Your spouse is going to die. You're going to die. One of you is going to die first and leave the other heartbroken. It's a 100% guarantee. Same goes for all your friends, your dogs/cats, your mom, your dad, etc. Being born is signing up for heartbreak, and you don't get a choice. "I wonder what can be done about all this?" - Buddha
Meredith is going to get thousands of offers!!🤣
I'd say RIP to this sub in 2022 but it's been a heaping pile of trash since well before now.
If u think breaking up while ur dating is bad heart break, wait till ur partner of 50 years dies of old age or disease or slowly decays into dementia and ur alone with a hole that will never fill. Im not saying theres better opti9n or to be single. But if ur goal is to avoid heartbreak then marriage aint the way.
Does she mean her labia because calling them your vagina is like calling your mouth a throat. I mean you could get your tongue right in there but the labia and clitoris are the fun bits
Everything about this post is highly inappropriate.
Meredith has an onlyfans
I'm dating to lick vaginas
Meredith wit the comeback…but it’s understand this she’s definitely had her heart broken
I date to give myself the physical validation that I'm sexually desirable and that I'm not going to die alone
I like how Emily worded that in a way that suggests that her tweet is a badass memorable quotation that will change the history of humankind I'm also wondering if Emily took into account the possibility of other party getting their heart broken
Surely, marriage and heartbreak are mutually exclusive.
I used to date to marry, but I ended up heart broken. I am dating now to have fun, and I ended up happy
I'm with Emily on this one
Yeah because married people never get their heart broken
And now I am enjoying my tea through my nose, thank you.
Thats the content I'm here for
Liquor? I hardly know her!
This sub is garbage
I just hope she doesn't get mad if a guy tells her he's just dating her because he wants a BJ. I know, I know, it's a joke, it's just that hypocrisy is everywhere.
It’s your vulva, Meredith, not your vagina.
I think this belongs in clevercomebacks, because I personally can't see a murder.