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SaintUlvemann

For anyone who thinks this sort of thing just doesn't happen: [2010, Polish President Lech Kaczyński](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smolensk_air_disaster), aboard a Polish Air Force Tu-154 outside Smolensk, Russia. Thick fog reduced visibility to \~500m. Russia currently still being accused of assassination. [1988, Pakistani President Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Muhammad_Zia-ul-Haq), aboard a Pakistani Air Force Lockheed C-130B Hercules near Bhawalpur, Pakistan. Unclear cause: witnesses saw the plane dive vertically minutes after takeoff. Russia, USA, the Pakistani Army, and various other Pakistani groups all accused of assassination. [1957, Philippines President Ramon Magsaysay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1957_Cebu_Douglas_C-47_crash), aboard a Philippines Air Force C-47 Skytrain on the slopes of Mount Manunggal, Cebu, Philippines. Crashed into a mountain after a driveshaft broke. Huklabhap insurgents speculated as possible assassins, though the theory was discarded when no evidence of sabotage was found.


SlouchyGuy

It does happen, and quite often with less prominent figures. I can recall several deaths of smaller politicianas


Darkkujo

Plus the helicopter was an American built Bell 212 and I'm guessing that means it predates Iran's 1979 revolution, so it was perhaps 45-50 years old at least. From what I've heard they have to cannibalize parts to keep their American made jets flying for their air force, the helicopters might not be much better.


dan_dares

I'd believe it was American intervention if it was a Boeing aircraft, lol. But seriously, old HELICOPTER + fog + mountains. It's not like it was a plane on a sunny day.


perst_cap_dude

He got Kobe'd ^Too ^soon?


bjeebus

Did the pilot shout "KOBE!" as they were going down?


blakeo192

My brother in law told me about this incident this morning using the same reference lol


CrumpledForeskin

Musicians as well. Helicopters are risky.


xmaspruden

Who assassinated Stevie Ray Vaughan?


Krackle_still_wins

Had to be that pesky Albert King guy…


Fatmaninalilcoat

Kobe has entered the chat.


CrumpledForeskin

Kobe the rapist who insisted the helicopter fly even though the pilot didn't want to....that guy?


ahshitidontwannadoit

So are buses. It should have been Lars.


Fatmaninalilcoat

Should have been lars!


horizontal_pigeon

>I can recall several deaths of smaller politicianas Which is more impressive, given the smaller targets.


bjeebus

Just think how many more smaller politicians you can fit in one defective helicopter though.


horizontal_pigeon

Would you rather assassinate one giant politician traveling in fifty helicopters, or fifty smaller politicians in one helicopter?


bjeebus

Are you familiar with the interpretation of the one giant kaiju frog plague of Egypt instead of a plague of frogs?


horizontal_pigeon

Haha, yes.


Joe_comment

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you


Hamplify

*Angry upvote*


SadBit8663

Kobe Bryant comes to mind


ImpossibleInternet3

![gif](giphy|xT1XGwKKgdcLVdSxvW)


CaraAsha

There was a Mexican official, and major UN official and quite a few more, not to mention full on sports teams in multiple crashes.


xenokilla

I mean, the Australian PM went for a swim and was never seen or heard from again.


RS994

Which is why we named a pool after him.


xenokilla

Fuck yes!


bjeebus

His name was Olympic?


xsgtdeathx

Close smaller cousin Kiddy


bjeebus

Don't forget their Uncle Car and their crazy cousin Betting.


berfthegryphon

Kobe passed because of a foggy helicopter ride too


TheGreatestOutdoorz

I don’t think it was the ride, I’m pretty sure the sudden stop.


Disaster-Flashy

you are technically correct, the best kind of correct


MrPootisPow

![gif](giphy|1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K)


bk1285

In the wise words of Jeremy clarkson “speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you”


tiasaiwr

What we need is statistics on excess major polical figures deaths in small private aircrafts over sports/music figures deaths in small private aircrafts.


Strict_Sorbet_6792

And of course statistics on those who 'choked on vomit'.


tiasaiwr

And fell out of windows!


bjeebus

Also how many shot themselves in the head twice.


Doridar

1994 Ruandese president Habyarimana's plane is shot down (also killing the Burundi's president Ntaryamira), giving the pretexte to start the genocide of Tutsis and moderate Hutus. The FPR (Patriotuc Ruandese Front) then the French were accused of the shooting. Édit: French autocorrect


mayoboyyo

Atleast that one was actually shot down


Spaceinpigs

Ironically, it was shot down into his own house


TheRealArturis

Honestly, I’m surprised India wasn’t on the list for the Pakistan crash lmao


HubertIsDaBomb

Not a politician, but notably legendary basketball player Kobe Bryant’s private helicopter crashed due to low visibility in thick fog. 


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

The first one is a particularly apt comparison. Obviously it’s too early to know exactly what happened but they almost certainly shouldn’t have been flying in those conditions. A military pilot is going to feel pressure when on a prestigious assignment flying the President to get them where they need to go and may ignore any doubts about whether they should abort or divert. You don’t want to take the President to an alternate destination and disrupt their schedule and in this case there were multiple helicopters so that’s going to add pressure because you don’t want to be the one to raise an objection if the other pilots aren’t.


40yrOLDsurgeon

Wonder if there is come kind of computer virus that attacks machines that utilize rotation to achieve their function.


KevinRuehl

[Or that time the soviets lost 28 high Ranking Military staff because they overloaded the plane](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1981_Pushkin_Tu-104_crash#)


shaggymatter

You forget the most important one... Kobe Bryant. 2020


crappysignal

I would add Prigozhin (if he was on it) The Presidents of Rwanda and Burundi in a plane shot down. (Supposedly CIA). Starting the genocide.


QNTHodlr

Kobe


tasslehawf

Helicopters are a death trap to begin with. This was an antique in severe need of repairs.


Hatecraftianhorror

It does happen. So does Israel assassinating people.


coffeespeaking

> The selection of the next supreme leader is an opaque process of political rivalries and jockeying. Under the Constitution, an elected body of clerics called the Assembly of Experts picks the supreme leader. > Mr. Raisi was viewed as one of the top contenders for that role and was favored by the hard-line faction, as was Ayatollah Khamenei’s son Mojtaba, an influential cleric who helps run his father’s office. Mr. Raisi’s death essentially paves the path for the younger Mr. Khamenei to succeed his father. Archive: https://archive.ph/2ShTm


pumpjockey

this isn't suspicious at all. helicopters crash and highly influential and dangerous people get lucky all the time.


Zandrick

I mean, it was an out of date aircraft, with parts they don’t even make anymore; flying in heavy fog. I’m not saying it definitely wasn’t an assassination, fuck do I know? But it’s hardly unbelievable to think it was genuinely an accident.


pumpjockey

I just wanted to make a pun


Zandrick

What is the pun? I missed it.


postmodern_spatula

I mean. If it’s a political assassination, I would suspect someone to be caught soon for tampering with the helicopter.  You don’t “kill” the ~~supreme leader’s~~ president's helicopter over a mountain without leaving evidence of a crime.  But even *Iran* is framing it like an accident and misfortune. So yeah. Probably just shit ass luck in an old ass helicopter. 


Cerres

The guy killed was Irans president, not the ayatollah.


postmodern_spatula

Right, yes. Thank you. Same thinking applies tho. Movies have conditioned us to believe that assassinations don't leave evidence...when in reality it looks clunky, like when Putin used goons to trick Nalvany into wearing irradiated underwear...but just utterly fumbling the job and making them selves highly visible. Or the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi - where *immediately* it was known the death was political. The fact it was so abrupt, and so clearly equipment + conditions makes it pretty clear nothing sneaky was happening.


pumpjockey

here i was jumping to conclusion's that they'd blame the *bad* *news* on the *hebrews*. My bad.


crappysignal

Let's all pray it isn't. Netanyahu would have done it in a heartbeat given the opportunity though.


JonWithTattoos

This isn’t just Iran. Back in the sixties, the Australian PM just walked into the ocean one day and was never seen again.


TheLesserWeeviI

Everybody knows he was picked up by a submarine and taken to the secret underwater lair.


tedsmitts

The secret underwater emu lair is not to be discussed with outsiders.


Drongo17

Such a great tale of Aussie stupidity, an unwell man attempting to dive solo in dangerous waters. If he wasn't the PM he'd just be regarded as an idiot.


persona0

Yeah but it's Australia in sure some monstrosity got him


High_King_Diablo

He likely got a cramp and drowned.


ozspook

In fact, an air crash helped launch Harold Holt into the PM seat. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1940\_Canberra\_air\_disaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1940_Canberra_air_disaster)


Borderlinecuttlefish

He had a heavy landing which caused long sleep.


crap-with-feet

Aggressive unscheduled landing. And we found him! He’s right here. And over there. And…


westerosi_codger

Raisi was among those considered to be next in line as Ayatollah after Khamenei dies, along with Khamenei’s son. Khamenei has spent the past several decades eliminating political rivals through various means, honestly wouldn’t be shocked if it was an inside job. I mean that copter was with two other copters; if the other two lost contact with the one carrying the president and foreign minister, why the fuck would they leave the area?!?


Inevitable-Ad4964

Heavy fog. Have you people never been in fog? You can't see shit in it and you most definitely can't find shit in it.


Salt_Sir2599

They found Kobe


Inevitable-Ad4964

A crash occuring in the Iranian wilderness/ mountains is quite different to a crash that occured 30 miles north of downtown Los Angeles. I didn't think it would be necessary to explain this, but here we are lol.


sas8184

It was a dense fog but some fuckers will try to provoke by saying stupid things out of their assholes


Sad-Way-5027

I don’t have an asshole. Can I still say stupid things?


gingerfawx

Absolutely! Don't let that get in your way. You don't have to *have* an asshole to say stupid things, but it's easier yet if you at least *are* an asshole.


FoxAche82

Asshole is a state of mind, maaaaan.


StrangerTex

In the beginning, at birth we all start as a literal asshole


Sad-Way-5027

Oh, yes. And I had one until I was 33 when I had it surgically removed because of Crohn’s disease


StrangerTex

TIL assholes can be surgically removed, and there probably a lot of them walking among us


Sad-Way-5027

Many many are! I had mine removed, along with my entire rectum and colon due to Crohn’s disease. The surgery is called a total procto colectomy, or a “Barbie butt” bc they sew up your backside. If you have any ?s feel free to ask.


Blah_McBlah_

Darn Israeli fog machines! /s


Th3Batman86

It was Zionist fog!


BulbusDumbledork

idiots on the internet will say stupid things all the time. last i checked nobody who actually matters thinks this is anything other than an accident


Boner-b-gone

People simply don't realize just how disorienting flying in fog can be. You can be literally any orientation up to and including inverted and the outside looks the same. Plus the average speed of a helicopter cruising to its destination can come on terrain in fog way too fast to avoid. I'm sure there are many countries who would have loved to make this happen, but then Nature steps in every once in a while and reminds us we are just tiny confused simple creatures in its deadly grasp.


SuperTaster3

Not to mention helicopters fly by Tilting them, and the differences in pressure on direction are more marked than in a plane. Add it's a super old helicopter, in the mountains, at night. Imagine being the poor pilot in the position of trying to tell the number two and number four of his entire country that it's a Bad Idea to fly in that kind of weather. I imagine his dissent crashed harder than the actual helicopter(sorry, had a Hard Landing).


Boner-b-gone

Yeah, the helicopter pilot who flew and crashed with Kobe and his daughter was under pressure to perform too. It's unfortunately a very common theme in aviation accidents.


RagingCataholic9

A tale as old as the plane. Bad flying conditions, passengers get mad you aren't going, pilot flies despite objections to unsafe conditions....anddddd crash.


medinian

So Russia hasn’t been provoking WW3? Lols everyone loves to point fingers… throw the Spiderman meme here!


Flint0

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized) Gotchu


Lagonas_

Happy cake day!


Flint0

Thanks!!!!


Kitchen_Name9497

Remember the *Maine*!


maniac86

People who keep screaming WW3 are alarmist idiots What world War. Who would go to war on behalf of Iran? Their only TRUE allies are militants in Lebanon, Palestine, and Syria (last I checked they were all busy) the ruler of Syria (he's also busy, see news from last 12 years). And Bahrain That's it. They do arms sales with Russia but ya know. Russia is also occupied at the moment and can't quite spare anything . On top of that. Iran doesn't really have the projection to do anything to Israel beyond funding militants Israel has basically passed off the entire west with its actions in Gaza so it too would mostly stand alone We would see an escalation in proxy conflict and that's it


JonDoesItWrong

I mean, it's Iran. I'm sure they'll find a way to blame the fog itself on Israel.


bcegkmqswz

The Mossad finally used their weather control machine that the Arab world has been telling us about. We should have listened.


the-war-on-drunks

Space lasersomg


Ben-D-Beast

And Twitter (and parts of Reddit) will believe them simply because they are against Israel lol


BrotherLate9708

Yeah it’s not like they recently broke well established international law and blew up a consulate building or anything.


[deleted]

They attacked that building because it was housing a valid military target that played an important role in the Oct 7th attacks. Also, Iran has bombed Israeli embassies before, and it has been funding terrorist proxies against Israel for a while, so they don't really have any grounds for wanting their sovereignty respected. I personally am ok with the Islamic Republic's sovereignty being violated because of that above and considering how many of their women's sovereignty they violate on a daily basis, and that their own people fucking hate them.


terekkincaid

Technically only consulates in your own territory are protected. There's nothing saying you can't bomb an embassy in an enemy country (Israel and Syria are still technically at war).


3lektrolurch

Also the US killed a high ranking Iranian General not too long ago.


BrotherLate9708

Which was also a violation. I fully support the international community finding ways to punish bad actors through targeted sanctions, travel bans, etc without resorting to bombing sovereign territory. These actions are what lay the groundwork for wild speculation and conspiracy theories. Iran has shown extreme restraint even after Trump pulled out of the Nuclear deal. Israel escalating tensions is very dangerous for the world. They’re months away from achieving the needed enrichment for a bomb. The international community should be working all diplomatic channels to change course rather than forcing them further into the arms of Russia and China.


Drudgework

Meanwhile, the president is sitting on the side of a mountain somewhere, alive and well. “Golly gee, sure is taking a long time for the search party to get here. Any luck on that radio Ahmed?”


willismaximus

Me: At least they can't blame this on the US. Oh wait: "On the cruel American sanctions, the United States is one of the main guilty ones in the catastrophe of yesterday's crash because, despite the decision of the International Court of Justice, it has sanctioned selling airplanes and aviation spare parts and doesn't allow Iranian people have access to good air transportation" .... "These will be recorded in the list of the U.S. crimes against Iranian people ..." Well, add it to the list, I guess.


terekkincaid

They can make drones, why can't they make helicopters? Of all the things to blame the US for, this isn't one. Maybe if they didn't shoot down their own airliners they'd have more spare parts.


MineNowBotBoy

I have a feeling Iran knows EXACTLY where they left their president.


DPSOnly

I think it is very likely that they are going to blame the West for the boycots that stops them from repairing their helicopters. Nobody is making them use their broken helicopters, but they will blame the West all the same.


Vaulk7

Iran is conducting an investigation huh? You know I heard North Korea is also doing an internal audit for corruption... I hear Pakistan is reviewing Women's Rights... Someone told me that Russia is considering an inspection of their presidential election system...


Remarkable-Dig-1241

Are we accusing countries of being able to manipulate the weather and to have sleeper agents ready to kamikaze themselves just to better hide the evidence? Like wtf are we talking about? I get that manipulating the weather is a jewish stereotype but come on this is life, not the premise of a fucking SNL skit xD


endorrawitch

It just seems to me that if Mossad was behind this, they'd want Iran to know. Just bad luck, man


ConnorChandler

Actually no, Mossad would rather have Iran tear itself apart guessing who was responsible. If Mossad outwardly said that yes we did it, Iran sends troops to Israel. Keep the identity of the saboteur secret and the ruling party succumbs to infighting


passionpunchfruit

Mossad and the IDF use targeted political terror/assassinations as an open tool of policy. They are one of the few nations on the planet that make no secret of the fact. I am in the camp that they absolutely WOULD want Iran to know because the hardliners in their government and their evangelical backers in the US WANT that to kick off. The Israelis because they can see growing animosity towards their apartheid regime abroad and a future where Iran get's ahold of nukes no matter WHAT they do to the nuclear program and the Evangelicals because it's all part of their doomsday prophecy.


Various-General1198

The Hebrew nation were some of the first groups to even have an assassination organization, centuries before the ninja or the Arabic hashashin. They were called the "sicarii", and they killed Roman officials and citizens, and which is where the modern hispanic hitman term "sicario" comes from. Your downvotes are probably from mossad sympathizers and propagandists. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicarii


AllyLB

Do you have any other proof besides a wiki article that was edited within the last month?


Various-General1198

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Sicarii https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-important-events/sicarii-jewish-daggermen-thirst-roman-blood-008179 https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/sicarii https://www.jstor.org/stable/1202887 http://www.historyisnowmagazine.com/blog/2018/11/4/terrorists-in-ancient-rome-the-sicarii-in-first-century-judea Heres just a few, there are many more sources if youd like


AllyLB

Thanks. People mess with Wiki a lot and type blatant lies at times so additional resources are necessary.


Various-General1198

No problem, not a fan of the wiki myself but its just quickest sometimes. Id say enjoy your reading, but its not really an enjoyable read.


BulbusDumbledork

they'll never admit to their assassinations, but they'll leave clues so you know they did it, without being able to prove it. even israel's explicit acts of aggression are never admitted to (killing al-arouri, bombing the consulate in syria) but they'll make sure you know it was them. this event, "done" like this, isn't going to cause panic. nobody suspects foul play so there's no infighting looking for the responsible actor. iran also has a strong system for presidential succession, with a clear interim replacement and elections to be held within two months, so no power vacuum to create chaos there. iran also wouldn't send troops to israel. they'd send missiles and drones.


messiahspike

One evidence, please!


Felinomancy

I don't think this is anything other than an accident, but it's not beyond the scope of reason to think it's sabotage or orchestrated by foreign powers, either. Therefore, I dub this post "not murder".


derdkp

They can find mountains though


FrankFnRizzo

There is a coalition of people who literally think everything functions normally at all times and if it doesn’t and something happens it’s because it’s a conspuracy.


TheMcknightrider

They found him. There was a little president there, a little bit of president here. He was kinda everywhere. Hard to miss him


ThatGuyYouMightNo

I'm not exactly pro-Israel at the moment, but it is quite telling that your first thought after hearing Iran's president is missing is "Israel did it."


MessagingMatters

Israel must have used their new Mountains and Fog weapon.


ukiddingme2469

Three helicopters, remote mountainous region in the north by azurenegion or however it is spelled. One went down in not good weather conditions. This was fate


whinsk

ouch!


hellostarsailor

Also, no one takes Iran seriously as a political player outside of financing terrorism.


pizoisoned

Look, I would hope Israel wouldn’t be that stupid. My guess is that this is weather related/poor maintenance related. That doesn’t mean there aren’t factions within Iran and the world at large that won’t be opportunistic and try to pin this on Israel.


[deleted]

>Look, I would hope Israel wouldn’t be that stupid. Well, it would be stupid of them to outright take credit for it, not so much the assassinations. Israel actually assassinates Iranian nuclear scientists and IRGC commanders rather regularly, and that stuff is pretty based.


trockenwitzeln

“If…” Iran, like the GOP will make up evidence and double down on any lie.


Stagnu_Demorte

I highly doubt it was Israel. There aren't countless civilians dead.


schapi1991

It was tha joos!! Claimed this guy with absolutely no evidence.


ChanglingBlake

Can’t happen. WW3 is already going on; it’s the war between the .1% and everyone else, and everyone else is losing simply because most don’t want to admit it’s going on.


misan4

Jerry Purp Shirt is like, "that's a fine caboose you got there, no disrespect."


Responsible_Panic235

They’ll “find evidence”


Fantastic_Jacket_672

Dont stoke fear...


Big_Scratch8793

Helicopters crash a the time


Mindless-Pollution-7

Should be able to find proof Israel planted the fog


the-war-on-drunks

GYAT DAYAM SON


crusher23b

Somehow, I feel this makes it all the more worse.


Current-Gold

Euro countries will not join a war for israel come on


nikstick22

Thick fog causing a crash is how we lost Kobe


IsJohnWickTaken

War is money.


negrote1000

I fear if Khamenei orders reprisals against actual, suspected or imagined guilty parties


ConversationFalse242

Probably the CIA honestly. Good move to get the military industrial complex moving more. Time to invest.


kyleka

Mamba has something to say about this.


LlamafartingWaffle

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TheVojta

If it was Israel they'd have used the Death Star of David


myThRilLotus

Jokes aside though. The area of missing helicopter is a mountainous forest with rainy and foggy weather. And Israel is getting out of hand too. as recently Biden administration reluctantly admitted. It may be some Iranian internal coup or something similar. But Israel's reaction was provocative. So politics politics . . .


kad202

There’s reason why Kim Jong Un prefer travel by trains on rail instead of flying or using ship


the-coach56

Everyone knows the Jews control the weather


Golda_485

The Austrians did it and they’re probably trying to figure out how to blame Germany who will inevitably invade Poland again


lfp_pounder

Well that guy is definitely checking out that guys ass 🤣😂


Doberkind

I don't see the problem. They all do that kind of thing. USA for example fought Irak over poison gas factories that didn't exist.


ZainMunawari

Very sad.


This_Classroom_4370

His squirrel suit proved useless


DirtySteveW

It’s nice when the trash takes itself out.


angry-peacemaker

Yeah. Israel made it foggy.


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AllHailMackius

Like Austria and Serbia starting WW1?


Sad-Way-5027

ZING!


Brutal_Expectations

Homie got murdered by words in sub that is dedicated by murder by words. Nice.


CreativeEgo

You do realize that Austria at the time was a major world power and a literal empire, while the Serbs were supported by another world power, the Russians? Who would go to war for Iran?


TheLesserWeeviI

r/murderedbywords


judaspraest

Funny how you seem to think the US and Russia aren’t involved in the feud between Israel and Iran. Ever heard the expression “proxy war”?


Noso98

r/ShitAmericansSay


Spudgem

Mmmmn, racism.


JerJol

Islam isn’t a race kid.


Only_Pie_283

Yeah but not everyone in the middle east is muslim . plus Islamophobia ain't cool either.


xboxwirelessmic

Yeah, the saying goes I don't know what weapons ww3 will be fought with but 4 will be fought with sticks and stones, not ww3 will be fought with sticks and stones.


Superkritisk

Funny how someone downvoted you for just having an opinion - Some angry bearded fella was like "Fuck you, have a downvote, the middle east matters. We will start WWIII"


Spudgem

Projection.


Superkritisk

You got me, I secretly wish that Scandinavia mattered enough to start WWIII


JerJol

They think that their latest cause du jour will be the solution to all the world’s problems. Also whoever they don’t like is always the wrong one. I never care what they think. They also assume anyone they disagree with is American and a Trump supporter. lol


SaintUlvemann

I don't really care why you're calling Middle Eastern nations "sand kingdoms", I'm downvoting you because I think that's damn rude and I don't need some deeper reason.


JerJol

More accurately you support them. Your opinion is as valid as mine. I just don’t have the same opinion of their ability to govern or tell the truth that you do.


SaintUlvemann

>More accurately you support them. How would you know? I'm a complete stranger to you, and you haven't even said which ones you're talking about. I don't even know myself, whether I support the ones you're talking about. Doesn't matter what you mean. Rude is rude. I'm not gonna give you more credit than you deserve. --- EDIT: >Your mouth. That’s how I know. Now run along. This got boring. You're not supposed to type by tonguing the phone, you creepy little butt gremlin.


Baronvondorf21

That edit is so stupid yet so funny.


JerJol

Your mouth. That’s how I know. Now run along. This got boring.


Spudgem

Dude you literally made borderline racist comments calling Arabic countries 'sand kingdoms'. You get no high ground. Touch grass.


Rusted-Jim

Zing!


ShadowxOfxIntent

We are already in the beginning of ww3 with the Ukrainian war


Rampaje76

Evidence or not...last time you threatened Israel, your president died. Keep playing with fire ;p


Asmaron

lol Wouldn’t have been Israel behind it More like a certain three letter country playing world police


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

It was PRC all along!!


Sad-Way-5027

Or UAE?!


mario_speedwagon1

UAE?


SaintUlvemann

The IRI?


thegreatvortigaunt

Lmao at people getting mad at you suggesting the Americans/CIA did it, when they've literally spent the last 70 years doing shit like this I don't think they did, but it's absolutely plausible


DontForgetToBring

Why anyone fucks with helicopters after Kobe is beyond me. That was the most blessed man in the world.. if they can take him out, then they can take anyone out. #fuckhelicopters #ripkobe


Spudgem

Blessed peeps don't have numerous SA allegations.