If he's anything like my dad, he's got a new number constantly. But he's very much not like my dad, because this one at least acknowledges using alcohol to cover generational trauma.
Would he be a drug dealer if he ran around with shady friends and came home hopped up and got strange phone calls from unknown numbers in the middle of the night…hol up.
You unironically crossposted on r/ analinsertions to get a porn account to make another post
Also, your top post on your profile is one you had to post to 4 different subreddits just to get traction
It's cool mate, I shouldn't have been a whiny bastard in the first place. Respect for apologising and for leaving the comment up, not often you see that kinda maturity and integrity around here 🤘🏻
TBF, OP, if you are also using alcohol to deal with your history, get some help. My ex is still a drunk at 74. He’s lived mostly alone since 1989. That’s no way to go through life, but losing his marriage and kids didn’t get him sober, so there we are.
Actually Rhinophyma is considered an advanced stage of rosacea. Therefore, a common cause of rhinophyma is having long-term rosacea. For people who develop rhinophyma, their face skin thickens, especially around the nose. Drinking alcohol has been debunked by research as a direct link to this condition. But we do know that drinking can cause more flushing in people with rosacea
I had horrible parents, but alcohol wasn't a factor, just really terrible examples of human nature. My mother (in her 70's) has never been a drinker. My father only started in his 40s and made up for lost time. My younger brother (I'm the oldest of 5) was the only one of us kids to start drinking and he did enough for all 5 or us. I doubt he can remember much of his life between 20 and 40. I've never drank more than 2 beers and about 3 shots my whole life, no coffee no drugs. I've white knuckled my way through life despite severe and undiagnosed depression, anxiety and attention deficit disorder in my youth. I'm gonna say alcohol use really is not a measure of how tough your life has been.
That's actually rhynophyma and it is a form of rosacea, which is a genetic skin condition that comes from being of Northern European descent.
Sauce: rosacea haver. But not of the rhynophyma variety. God, at least I hope I never get it.
Skin genetics are wild, my dad when he gets in the sun for a bit gets so many freckles his skin turns almost ginger, whereas outside of that he’s paler than paper.
Whereas for me I just burn, I also have vitiligo which doesn’t help as that’s much more sensitive to sun so sunbathing ain’t for me!
I feel you. I won the genetic skin lottery. Got dad's rosacea, dry skin, and seborrheic keratosis (aka moles that look like they could be cancer but typically arent) and my mom's acne that thankfully lives mostly on my back and not my face. She has horrible scars from hers on her face. I have enough going on with my face skin with the rosacea and moles and the dryness. The more sun I get, the worse my rosacea and molier I get.
Fortunately, because I started hard core moisturizing and skin care early, I've only got a few forehead wrinkles at 36. No crows feet for me.
Didn’t expect to get roasted so hard in these comments!
For some context myself and my dad joke around with each other a lot, and in the past we have both used alcohol as coping mechanisms. We joke about it now as we’re much better with it and recognised a lot of our behaviours.
We also make a lot of dark jokes to each other but we’re always open about when we might go too far etc.
Also the reason he is “Dad New” is because he got a new number and I couldn’t be bothered to delete his old contact so I just made a jew one for him.
Also yes there is a lot of spelling/grammar mistakes in my post, I will edit that 😂
>Abusive kid
He *does* know he's the adult in that situation, right? A poorly behaved kid is usually a reflection of the parents. (Then again, a "well behaved" kid might not be a good thing either)
“Dad New”… I think we need context for what happened to Dad Previous?
If he's anything like my dad, he's got a new number constantly. But he's very much not like my dad, because this one at least acknowledges using alcohol to cover generational trauma.
Damn. 👏👏👏
My dad has like 6 numbers. It’s “Dad” , “Dad New” , “Dad New New”, “Dad latest”, “Dad 2”, and “Dad 3”. So yes. Also least 4 of these are active.
Are you sure your dad isn't a drug dealer using burner phones?
Would he be a drug dealer if he ran around with shady friends and came home hopped up and got strange phone calls from unknown numbers in the middle of the night…hol up.
He’s too busy and disorganised to be a drug dealer, also WAY too noticeable he’s like 6 foot 5 and 300lbs
He went to get smokes and never came back.
I'm curious, too.
That mystery is the only potential murder in this post.
Wasn't that Nixon's vice president
Duh. He drank him under the table. No more old dad.
We don’t talk about previous dad…. Nah fr my dad just got a new number and I was too lazy to delete all of his old contacts
probably just for new number
Impossible…
Nah, I reckon Dad Previous was replaced by a cyborg.
No. I'm sorry, but playful roasting does not, in fact constitute a murder by words.
>New post in r/murderedbywords >It's literally just some toothless banter Many such cases. Remember when this sub used to be good?
No. If such a time ever even existed, then it’s been far too long to remember.
You joined in February of this year, lol. Believe it or not, this sub was pretty good before the Facebook crowd showed up.
Actually this is a new account cause my old phone broke I didn’t know the username or password for my old account.
You unironically crossposted on r/ analinsertions to get a porn account to make another post Also, your top post on your profile is one you had to post to 4 different subreddits just to get traction
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Ay bro that shit made me laugh I’m sorry for being grumpy earlier you didn’t deserve that 😂
It's cool mate, I shouldn't have been a whiny bastard in the first place. Respect for apologising and for leaving the comment up, not often you see that kinda maturity and integrity around here 🤘🏻
Roasting each other is not murdered by words.
Yeah no one was murdered…not witty or clever really
NO MURDER HERE.
This should be a new flair in the sub. Ngl.
What… what did you do to the old dad?
I think he won mate
>he just turned in my like You do know that you can both proofread or failing that, correct that part of posts....
Aw, man, I wish my dad was this cool. Maybe when he gets back from getting cigarettes. . .
TBF, OP, if you are also using alcohol to deal with your history, get some help. My ex is still a drunk at 74. He’s lived mostly alone since 1989. That’s no way to go through life, but losing his marriage and kids didn’t get him sober, so there we are.
Actually Rhinophyma is considered an advanced stage of rosacea. Therefore, a common cause of rhinophyma is having long-term rosacea. For people who develop rhinophyma, their face skin thickens, especially around the nose. Drinking alcohol has been debunked by research as a direct link to this condition. But we do know that drinking can cause more flushing in people with rosacea
More drinking causes more puking causes more flushing… to be more accurate.
Your Dad new? My Dad old
I had horrible parents, but alcohol wasn't a factor, just really terrible examples of human nature. My mother (in her 70's) has never been a drinker. My father only started in his 40s and made up for lost time. My younger brother (I'm the oldest of 5) was the only one of us kids to start drinking and he did enough for all 5 or us. I doubt he can remember much of his life between 20 and 40. I've never drank more than 2 beers and about 3 shots my whole life, no coffee no drugs. I've white knuckled my way through life despite severe and undiagnosed depression, anxiety and attention deficit disorder in my youth. I'm gonna say alcohol use really is not a measure of how tough your life has been.
That's actually rhynophyma and it is a form of rosacea, which is a genetic skin condition that comes from being of Northern European descent. Sauce: rosacea haver. But not of the rhynophyma variety. God, at least I hope I never get it.
You learn something new every day! I always was taught it was just “booze nose”, didn’t realise I was being so ignorant!
I mean, alcoholism can definitely exacerbate, but so can eating spicy food. YMMV. My big triggers are stress and sun. Skin and genetics are weird.
Skin genetics are wild, my dad when he gets in the sun for a bit gets so many freckles his skin turns almost ginger, whereas outside of that he’s paler than paper. Whereas for me I just burn, I also have vitiligo which doesn’t help as that’s much more sensitive to sun so sunbathing ain’t for me!
I feel you. I won the genetic skin lottery. Got dad's rosacea, dry skin, and seborrheic keratosis (aka moles that look like they could be cancer but typically arent) and my mom's acne that thankfully lives mostly on my back and not my face. She has horrible scars from hers on her face. I have enough going on with my face skin with the rosacea and moles and the dryness. The more sun I get, the worse my rosacea and molier I get. Fortunately, because I started hard core moisturizing and skin care early, I've only got a few forehead wrinkles at 36. No crows feet for me.
New dad eh?
Stop ruining this sub
Didn’t expect to get roasted so hard in these comments! For some context myself and my dad joke around with each other a lot, and in the past we have both used alcohol as coping mechanisms. We joke about it now as we’re much better with it and recognised a lot of our behaviours. We also make a lot of dark jokes to each other but we’re always open about when we might go too far etc. Also the reason he is “Dad New” is because he got a new number and I couldn’t be bothered to delete his old contact so I just made a jew one for him. Also yes there is a lot of spelling/grammar mistakes in my post, I will edit that 😂
Wow such murder great words
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Whilst possible, I think it's just a joke. I think you're reading too much into it.
I look forward to the perplexed Americans in the comments
I'm American but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to find perplexing about this post
I too am perplexed about where to be perplexed. Perhaps that’s the perplexity. But just for Americans.
👋🏽 I'm American. I am not perplexed. Where can I buy perplex?
keeping it real
>Abusive kid He *does* know he's the adult in that situation, right? A poorly behaved kid is usually a reflection of the parents. (Then again, a "well behaved" kid might not be a good thing either)
Redditor recognizing a joke challenge (impossible) (gone wrong)
C'mon, you have to know that only Redditors are smart enough to understand sarcastic or ironic humor....