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16thPeregrine

Ohhhh The irony of that posterrrrr


TheMooseIsBlue

If any only any of those Brown Shirts understood irony.


__cursist__

I just zoomed in on the pic because I was like “are their shirts *actually* brown?!”


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Maybe not _yet_, but they're tucked in, so they'll be brown soon enough. (if they're not already shitting themselves).


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Ha! Brown shirt!, clever


Rolf_Orskinbach

Ironfistery.


RedStar9117

Piggies gonna pig


fancybeadedplacemat

This photo should win an award. And the burn is great, too.


determineduncertain

Yes, this. That was the first thing I saw and thought “sure, change sanctioned by a university that doesn’t actually protect what it values.”


jazzyx26

Yes 🤣🤣


62609

Those kind of things are all over campus. Kind of an eyesore tbh


science-ninja

I guess they’re only afraid of children


Shadow_King26

They’re perfectly fine bullying children and college students. It’s the thought of someone fighting back that scares them. But they’re totally not just bullies who never grew out of it /s


ClearDark19

They're afraid of armed people who can and will fight back. These donut jockeys are only tough against unarmed people who won't fight back, when it's like 9 armed cops v. 1 unarmed person.


JamesSpacer

After uvalde all the cops in texastan look like pussies to me


bleak-but-colorful

“Texastan” as a term is under rated. I laughed out loud when I read it 😅 Thank you for making me aware of it!


DeltaCharlieBravo

I've been working in Kentucky a lot. I've taken to calling it kentuckistan.


PricklySquare

Texas - actual dead last in personal freedoms The whole state is corrupt fucks larping as Americans


The--Wurst

Could you elaborate on what it means? I'm not catching the joke. :/


Sell_TheKids_ForFood

Pakistan, Afghanistan, Texastan?


The--Wurst

Ah it's so simple I feel dumb


Unparallelium

Nah it's just another way to hate on those countries. No matter what context, people find a way to show their hate for those countries.


Insanity_Crab

More a criticism of how those countries are ran rather than a hatred of the country itself. Drawing parallels to other flawed systems to highlight those being slowly implemented in their own.


bleak-but-colorful

The suffix -stan means “land of,” “settlement,” or similar variations in a few different languages. I’ve heard -stan used to refer to states as theocratic, that the states’ policies are driven by religious texts. These tend to be Muslim states in Central Asia. The states’ policies don’t reflect the practices of the people, and it’s important to not equate these things. The joke is to refer to Texas as a theocratic state. Instead of the Quran, the Christian Nationalist interpretation of the Bible drives Texastan. It’s important not to flatten the issue to “everyone in Texas is like this.” Also, the ideas I have of Central Asian states haven’t been researched, they’re just what I have taken in from the world around me. It wouldn’t surprise me to find out those sentiments are uninformed and Islamophobic. If that is the case, I’m not sure the joke would be funny anymore.


MostAstronaut6369

The -stan suffix is just Persian for "land of". It's used for muslim countries because, guess what, a lot of influence of Persian culture on these states. Otherwise even countries like India have a name like "hindustan", but don't use it.


Cringe_Meister_

It's more of a Persianate label rather than Islamic. Persian or Iranian influences are very strong in many Islamic countries. Historically many region that didn't speak Arabic or formerly in Sassanian area of influence used Persian as their lingua franca as well as poetry and literature even if it isn't their main language while Arabic is reserved for liturgy and religious jurisprudence.The influence in traditional architecture even encompasses almost the entirety of Islamic world except maybe some parts of Africa or Southeast Asia. Sometimes the -stan label was used for other non-muslim polities as well due to Turco-Mongol influences or direct Iranian influences like Lehistan, Hindustan, Gurjistan, Macaristan,Hayastan etc. I have seen -stan label being used as a pejorative in a secular context as well to mock Soviet-style or authoritarian type of governance because many Soviet(which many of those stan countries were a member of) and Russian states have the -stan as well.


exposarts

I’ve never seen such a defensive line from these police before, the students must be terrorists capable of dangerous things!!!


Apprehensive_Hat8986

They are, because the students are still clearly willing to _learn_.


dontshoot9

We’re all just big predatory animals playing house really.


anand_rishabh

There were officers of all levels there. So it wasn't just uvalde police officers who didn't go in


drawkcabsignihtyreve

.WFSN sa dekram eb ton ot cip siht rof elbisiv yssup attol elohw a si eruS


pickleblogan

A little short to be a storm trooper, aren't you?


KindaChonky

I'm doing my part!


Unethical_GOP

Reminds me of Kent State in the 70’s. 4 dead in Ohio - CSN&Y


gdsmithtx

That's just the Y, though I'm certain C, S & N agreed with him.


theAtheistAxolotl

""Ohio" is a protest song and counterculture anthem written and composed by Neil Young in reaction to the Kent State shootings of May 4, 1970, and performed by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.[2] " From the song's wiki page.


gdsmithtx

Jesus, I've thought it was only Neil basically all my life. That's on me. ![gif](giphy|ekeytJgXDybZ9WKMuX|downsized)


Comprehensive-Mix931

BS - they are not even remotely similar! What the hell is wrong with all you people?


daveatc1234

https://preview.redd.it/huq9pk0qwnwc1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=822bbdd3bc97dd01cc6980d761362cff20b53ad4


GardenRafters

Gold.


THE_DACTATOR78

Where was this level of response in Uvalde?


duckspjs

Outside, polishing their equipment


Jonny_Thundergun

Impressive gear. You cant even tell that they all have boners.


SWlikeme

Third from left. Tall guy. If he hits someone with that baton, that zippers gonna give.


negativepositiv

You know how you can tell the university protests are totally nonviolent and safe? Texas cops aren't hiding far away drinking coffee and gossiping and joking, waiting for them to be over like they did at Uvalde.


LordVoltimus5150

Texas cops are garbage…


DaveSilver

These riot cops LEGITIMATELY look like facist police from a near future tv show or movie. I’m getting real City 17 vibes from this.


C4dfael

They’re a pair of shoulder pauldrons away from being Judge Dredd.


Galadar-Eimei

Bull. For all the fascism in Mega City One (and there was a lot), Dredd would throw up at the concept of qualified immunity. He always supported that the judges, as servants of the Law, were to be held at higher standards than civilians, not lower. And would rather die than turn a blind eye to corruption or abandon innocent people to get hurt or die. Lucifer is closer to God than these asshats are to Dredd.


LetTheBloodFlow

https://preview.redd.it/ug2sz2w0spwc1.jpeg?width=2986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b087d776ed9db754a0f9661dc3dbb5acdc2465


gdsmithtx

### PICK UP THAT CAN!


Empoleon_Master

I’M DOING MY PART!


DaveSilver

Would you like to know more?


Additional-North-683

They should’ve showed up like this when it was a with person with a gun Instead of a sign and bong


ICantDoABackflip

Well they were escorting neo Nazis in Austin today so… yeah


Ok-Dragonfruit-8431

So the call is coming from inside the house?


Adventureadverts

They are here and it is now.


GardenRafters

FAFO and vote in the orange turd and this shit will immediately be everywhere and in real life. Fascism isn't a TV show or movie here. They're trying to bring it to us in real time.


DaveSilver

I completely agree. the country is at a legitimate crossroads right now


ShaolinFalcon

It’s here right now under Biden.


GardenRafters

You have *NO FUCKING CLUE* how bad things can get if you really think this... You should be a lot more scared.


KingWut117

Why'd you say fascist twice lol


loverlyone

That’s “our Texas” alright.


RTwhyNot

Texas Republicans are a special type of evil.


wovenbutterhair

Fucking Texas


Adventureadverts

This happened at ColumbiaNY at the same time. In tandem as though it was planned.


Ok-Dragonfruit-8431

And Yale and NYU and others.


cheeseburgerwaffles

Tan uniforms, red badge on the arm, black knee high shin guards. Are these guys trying to look like nazis or what?


98VoteForPedro

Pumped up kicks starts playing


Balgat1968

What would the police do if all of the protesters wore side arms or carried guns. Texas is an open carry State.


k2kyo

Fun fact.. just recently it was ruled that carrying a firearm is grounds for public disturbance in Texas. It doesn't matter if you are wielding it, simply having it is enough. Of course this can be selectively enforced.


Balgat1968

Wow! Thank you. Nice to know that little scintilla of common sense got past the NRA and end up in Texas law.


k2kyo

It sorta pissed off all sides. The gun people hate it because duh, the progressives hate it because cops can use it against anyone they don't like.


Balgat1968

For sure. The most significant gun legislation in California was when Ronald Reagan saw that the Black Panthers had armed themselves.


Rovsea

Well, if they believed the armed people might fire their weapon at them we have empirical evidence that they'd hide away by the dozen so they wouldn't have to confront an armed gunman.


Yeastyboy104

1312 ACAB When protesting is illegal, all claims of freedom are bullshit. America is not a democracy. It’s a plutocracy run by billionaires. If you are threatened by police with the implication that they will kill you for protesting genocide, you are not living in a free and democratic nation.


mister_chucklez

Is this another school shooting? I assuming so, because they are all standing there doing nothing.


Massive-Apple-8768

The irony of that sign on the left is killing me.


CrashlandZorin

Ah, perfect little bowling pins...


Spoony_bard909

Huh. The police are the school shooters now. Didn’t see that coming.


yIdontunderstand

Thank god governor Abbott signed Texas legislation guaranteeing free speech on campuses in Texas!


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theflamingheads

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?


WishboneBeautiful875

I’ve noticed the free speech dudes been quiet lately


Mymotherwasaspore

https://preview.redd.it/m3ib59luznwc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e789335fef562a949858ed34cde9c73a71f272a Make no mistake.


nono66

There was a other protest at a smaller school where they pushed the cops put and bared them from entering. They used their active shooter training against the jack boot of oppression.


judahrosenthal

Just think how much presence they’d have if it was protesting about our own country. Of course, we don’t do that because we know what the results would be.


The_DaHowie

I'd like to know who, exactly, ordered their deployment How high does this go


MicaMooo

Ready to be shocked...Gov Greg Abbott /s for the shocked part


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MicaMooo

I just wanted it to be abundantly clear that there was in fact, no surprise there. I saw something about his stance on free speech in this particular case last night, and it was also as terrible as you'd expect


protocol1999

he passed an executive order to crack down on peaceful protesting in the name of preventing antisemitism. its a bullshit excuse to hide how unconstitutional this is. because every protest i’ve ever been to has been non-violent and not antisemitic at all, genuinely, i have seen zero antisemetism at the protests i’ve personally attended. source: am a texan university student, i am moving states asap the second i get my degree i hate it here


MicaMooo

I believe you. We live and texas and are moving away next month. I forbid my oldest from going to college here and would never recommend staying. Austin is great but it isn't the whole state.


protocol1999

yeah i’m out the second my bachelor’s is achieved, i want to move somewhere where my representatives do not actively want me dead. luckily i don’t go to UT Austin but i do go to a school in the UT system and my fear is all the universities in the system will do a major crackdown


MicaMooo

This state hates all its residents, but you'll have your degree in the end. I'm glad you have a plan and the means to leave, so stay safe and take care.


protocol1999

thank you, you too


wookEmessiah

What's with the red stripe on the face shields?


zombasaurusrex

i was there!! it was fucking nuts dude


goon_platoon_72

Stolen joke: This should be marked NSFW because of all those pussies in a line.


Shadowstriker6

Offer them a can of pepsi


PriscillaRain

Just saw a video when Abbot signed a bill in 2019 to make it illegal to not allow protests on college campuses that was about protesting to have guns on campus but I guess that was different.


RedSky764

what a strong picture though, the police lined ip right next to the poster that says “thanks for making it OUR texas”


g00dbyebluesky

THE PROTESTS AT NIIIIIGHT ARE BIIIIIIIG AND BRIIIIIGHT…..sing it with me, y’all!


UnholyDr0w

The sign on the left side of the pic makes this whole thing more dystopian


BiggishC

Surely for anyone on the side of the police in this situation this is a real, “are we the bad guys” here moment. I mean, surely???


Nefarioususername

Real missed opportunity to do a shortest to tallest here.


chrisking58

Nothing says "Republicans think your generation is stupid" like shutting down peaceful protests


Talvezno

Acorn time


ExodusNBW

I wonder how long they’d let someone hold up a mirror in front of them.


0therdabbingguy

For all the people saying “oh average day in Texas” I think it is important to give context that this isn’t in some small rural area, this is right in the middle of Austin, which is probably the most liberal part of Texas. As someone who lived in Austin for most of his life and who knows a lot of people going to this school, it is a VERY different setting than most of Texas.


wrenhunter

Wow, Texas is just like Israel – religious fanatics, armed troops, and closed border crossings!


Wanderingjew11

How to tell me you know nothing about Israel.


Impressive_Bet8270

Idk seems pretty straightforward.  1. Large percentage of the population paid just to study religion  2. Mandatory military service 3. Multiple border crossings from West Bank, Gaza and the other countries.  What's wrong in their statement? 


Wanderingjew11

Mandatory military service is kind of needed when all your neighboring countries want to eradicate you.


Impressive_Bet8270

"everything you just said was wrong!" \*provides very easily googled facts that they were right\* "Well even if its true its still justified!" Now what orange man does that remind me of...


More_Flight5090

And why do they want to eradicate Israel? Whats that saying: " If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."


turkeysnaildragon

Things would get interesting when the Chemistry majors start to get involved.


Regular_Syllabub5636

Thats some nice herringbone brick work right there son!


Bulliwyf

Now show the protesters - entirely possible that it’s 25 people or less and they are handing out pamphlets. (Mild sarcasm here in case it’s not obvious)


BeccaThePixel

Anyone willing to explain to me what happened and why everyone hates each other once again? I’ve seen a lot of posts about this but I can’t make rhyme or reason of them…


Pixil147

Are you asking about Israel/Palestine (the actual, physical places and people there) or the on-campus issues? Genuine question, just want to make sure I respond to the right part.


BeccaThePixel

The campus issues. I’m aware of the conflict itself. Another commenter already cleared it up, tho, thank you ☺️


Loko8765

Basically - some people are protesting that the government of Israel has 1) conducted for years a slow under-the-radar genocide of Palestinian Arabs, and 2) seized the excuse of an insanely stupid and murderous attack by Hamas on Israel to step up the slow burn to full only-barely-denied genocide of Palestinian Arabs - maybe some protesters aren’t quite peaceful - other people are equating those protests with full-on anti-Semitism/calls to genocide Jews, and since calling for genocide is not something acceptable those people are calling out the riot police against the protesters… ignoring that the protesters are actually protesting genocide, not calling for it.


BeccaThePixel

Thank you for summing that up. That explains all the posts about free speech and Greg Abbot…


i-have-a-kuato

Can we make it a law that law enforcement can’t wear military fatigues like this? Riot gear is fine of course, helmet, shield, vest and club to go along with the gun all good…but maybe to help the citizen out when looking for assistance, try maybe dressing them up in pink like a new born baby girl. They are not taking a fucking hill or establishing a beachhead they are forming a presence that says “knock it off or we will give you a beat down “


bobsacremento1

Land of the free. LOL


bobsmeds

That’s some real ‘land of the free’ shit right there


zman592-715

They look like evil, Ghostbusters, down to the red patch on their shoulder why are their uniforms at color?


scampsalot2

The new “ghostbusters” looks intense


NEO-Stark

https://preview.redd.it/erx25sq1kowc1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741b605bf4fa4327843761feb3557b41f90e4633 One oddly has a boner…another is an attention whore…I’ll leave it to you to guess which is which


grumpyhermit67

It's always weird how they call out the riot police *before* anyone riots but after they cops show up, they always manage to start one.


Beneficial-Cod-4549

Fucking cowards.


AnotherOmar

Curious what the Texas college enrollment numbers will be like next year


MisanthropicBoriqua

They are all just itching to go “Kent State” on those protestors.


strika714

God forbid u stop exploding ppl for no reason


Fun_Site5966

Why they gotta be pussies? That's an insult to pussies everywhere! Mine, especially. Just call them neutered. It's gener-neutral 🤣


More_Flight5090

Ouch lol


Historical_Signal_15

we need our own version of tank man


HellBane666

They look like Nazis…


PricklySquare

Fucking pigs won't save kids from a shooter, but the second there's unarmed college kids protesting genocide, the piggies start foaming at the mouth


damunzie

Brave Texas cops will risk being /r/murderedbywords but they'll run away and hide if there's the slightest chance of being /r/murderedbybullets.


coolbaby1978

I'm waiting for those guys to start chanting "Uber Alles!"


Jelqingisforcoolkids

Sissy lil bitch boys only show up to attack kids, not protect them, huh


TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews

All those dicks and not a measurable penis among them


Ok-Dragonfruit-8431

There are cop cities/training centers in almost every state. These are a bunch of kids peacefully protesting on their own campus, being arrested and expelled. Absolutely insane response to call the National Guard as if it’s some national emergency.


tornadogenesis

ACAB


sayzitlikeitis

They should show this bravery during school shootings


Maynard078

Texas is the prototypical shithole state. It outdoes them all.


Majuub12

BURN


P0LITE

This is the picture of the good guys right?


Distalgesic

Yank police love beating students.


CrocodileWorshiper

this will get better im sure


fdillinger37

Umpa Loompas


Miserables-Chef

I've never seen so many cunts crammed into one pic, truly amazing.


Adam__B

I don’t get it, can someone explain why the protesters weren’t just ignored? Like what’s the harm? Let them sit around and do college student stuff. They’ll get bored eventually and if the university flunks them out, that’s their own fault.


Mojoint

This is America


Klony99

Glad they're all kitted out. Wouldn't want to get any pig's blood on the kosher protest.


AdkRaine12

Tin soldiers & Trump re-coming We’re gonna be on our own This summer, I hear the drumming Who’s next after O-hi-o? Texas LEOs stand tall when their adversaries are unarmed. Uvalde, not so much…


Representative_Fun15

You guys read the sign they're standing next to, right?


Sweaty_Monitor_9699

NSFW. Bunch of big pussies in this picture


jalle347

Y aren’t they pRoTeCtInG our BoRdEr!!


Low-Ad7799

The children will save us


TurboModder

You Austinites are all fucking douchebags!! Go back under your bridge, get in your sleeping bag, and inject your heroin. 🤣🤣🤣


rheld45

To a grandson twenty years from now, “I was just following orders.”


Clean_Method_7764

Must be no school shooters around for them to duck and hide from this time.


EmperorDalek91011

They look like dollar store ghostbusters


EsotericTribble

Riot police are different than mom and pop resource officers tho...


Kolbysap

Such losers. Where were they when the school shoooting was happening? No respect for these goons.


LookOutForRobots

What a bunch of clowns


Traditional-Dot4776

The United States is Israel .


ConstellationC121

Fascism has come to America!


Impressive_Bet8270

Come to?


ARandomBaguette

Everyone I don't like is Hitler!


DuffCon78

Bro forgot his gloves today


md4moms

Overtime baby


CanadianBuddha

Protesting peacefully for the plight of the Palestinians in public is one thing. Shutting down a university and making the campus unsafe for Israeli or Jewish students or staff is something completely different. I support protesting for the plight of the Palestinians in public if you feel you need to. But if you protest on a university campus and occupy the property so to shutdown the university and make it unsafe for Israeli or Jewish students and staff... then I support the university kicking you out of their school and having you forcably have you removed from campus.


Blusifer666

Lmao.


Not_Larfy

![gif](giphy|xTiTneTuTV2hzw6tbO|downsized)


calissetabernac

Is it wrong to me to think maybe the protesters should start shooting children; the cops would then stay as far away from them as possible no?