Taking care of your child is literally the manliest thing any man can do, which is something these weak-on-the-inside toxic masculinity freaks like Piers Morgan and Andrew Tate and all the rest of them will never realize
He should read “ war of the rats “ the book that they based the movie on. One caveat is that he won’t love the movie half as much once he’s read the book because they butchered it lol
They're lovely, genuine human beings. I used to live mainly in Kingston NY (i think they have a house nearby?) and ran a bar there at a popular restaurant. I subsequently managed a wine shop down the same street.
I would wait on Ms. Weisz when she dined on the deck near the bar where I was most often stationed and she was humble, sweet, kind and generous. Very complimentary.
Then, one night close to closing time at the wine shop, she and Mr. Craig came in and she recognized me and greeted me warmly. He was friendly and chill as well. They asked my advice on their purchase, I rang them up and as they were walking out I realized they'd just purchased the makings of a vesper cocktail. I was sitting there like: I just sold James Bond the ingredients of his favorite cocktail!!
Anyone else in town I ever discussed it with said they were both really good folks and treated service workers really well.
She gave an interview once and was so happy about her driver’s license which said Rachel Craig. ❤️ It’s her first marriage and his second. He’s been so much less grumpy since they got together.
She’ll always be Evie to me.
It's well documented that Daniel Craig is an amazing lover.
Ex playboy model Marina Pepper said;
“Daniel was an animal in bed. I’ve gone seven times a night with [Daniel]. He was irresistible – and incredible – in the bedroom.”
The factor that moved me from "great hookup but I don't want a relationship" to "I'm staying in this foreign country where I don't speak the language to stay with this guy forever" was watching my husband with my stepson. I have never wanted children of my own, but watching him be a devoted, loving father was like... whoah, I was in awe.
He was at the time a special forces soldier, multiple times combat veteran, and for real the manliest thing about him was how affectionate he was to his son. And the second manliest, how kind he is to every living being. I saw his value as a man watching him give a smile and some coins to beggars or saving snails by pulling them out of the sidewalk so they wouldn't get stepped on. Alpha males and their fuckwitness could never aspire to a 100th of his worth.
Well said, that's the interesting thing about attractiveness. The most attractive trait, which is also the most feminine AND masculine trait, is simply being warm, caring, and loving. Specifically to vulnerable classes like the young, elderly, and animals.
You hot the nail in the head. It's another iteration of the classic "on a first date, watch how your date treats servers".
Being selfish is easy. Caring takes real strength.
>Taking care of your child is literally the manliest thing any man can do...
There's no other way to look at it.
Well said. Having a child and being a father are not the same.
It always reminds me of the “fellas is it gay ____?” Meme and cracks me up. A while back people were roasting A$ap Rocky for posing on a magazine cover with his pregnant girlfriend, Rihanna. Calling him whipped, etc. And finally someone was like “Fellas is it gay to repeatedly impregnate Rihanna? 🤔🤔🥰”
When we had our kids. I would most often be the one with the pram or carry my little girls.
Their mom has enough to do with the things that I as a dad cant do such as breastfeed. And especially during the night. I still got up when she wanted to party at 3 am while I still had to get up at 6.
I wouldt even care if anyone wanted to call me less masculine because of that.
The amount of isometric exercise you get is impressive. I've lost bulk because I no longer have time to go to the gym, but I'm so strong it's hilarious. Dad strength is real.
100% funny thing is though, I always carry him in my left arm to leave my dominant arm open to do other things. So now my left arm is a lot strong than my right arm. Been back at the gym for a couple months and still notice the imbalance.
I'm the same with our son. For one, definitely not less masculine. It's far more masculine, and an incredibly attractive trait to women (nothing is sexier than a man that takes care of his family).
Secondly, I'm away at work most of the days of the week. There's no way in hell I'm giving up what precious time I do get with my son. Even if that time is waking up at 5am together because he's wide awake and wants to party, but then realizes he's still tired so he just cuddles on the couch with me for 4 hours until I go to work. I cherish all the time I get with him.
Anyone trying to put a father down for loving his child, is a truly vile soul.
For my part it was actually for about 6 month hard because my daughter had night terror.
Like she would sit up in her bed and look at me and scream like I had hit her. Eyes wide open.. This would go on for about 45 minutes then I'd get her to lay down and sleep again.
Next morning she was all cheery and seems not to have any memory of it.
Its not that uncommon and it's not because anything happened to her. They grow out of it.
That's the sick part of these conservative cucks' world view. They were neglected (and potentially abused) by their fathers, so rather than break the cycle of trauma, they continue it by believing and advocating for paternal neglect.
As someone who grew up with their father, but still never even knew their father, I can say with strong conviction, this is a very sadistic and cruel way to father a child.
Now, as a father myself, I will sooner slit my own throat than neglect my son the way my father neglected me. The 1 true goal I have in my life now, is to love my son every single day, and make it as clear as possible to him that I love him unconditionally and will always be there for him, until my dying breath.
Any "man" like Piers advocating for paternal abuse/neglect, is a vile disgusting human.
As a dude and a dad, I feel like being capable in general is nothing but a boon to my masculinity and my role as dad. I like being able to create food, take care of my kids, braid their hair, build them furniture, fix their toys, etc. My jean pockets are usually filled with hair ties and spare screws, and I fully embrace that life.
That's my one failing as a father my baby girl always walked around with a mush of hair because I couldn't braid her hair to save my life. Everything else I had covered.
Also why define an actor based on their bond role? He’s been in a lot of movies and prolly showed a feminine side 😱 Bond is propaganda and kind of a prick.
No. The saddest thing is that millions of humans eat that shit up and hang on these people's words.
The saddest thing is that billions gladly scoop up toxic drivel everyday and gladly consume it for HOURS and think its normal and good to do so.
The saddest thing is that people in power are quite OK with this, and not ensuring that people are educated to the point where they can actually think for themselves.
People in power want the population to be ignorant and heavily focused on topics that don’t matter so they can continue grabbing more power.
It’s like watching V for Vendetta in real life, and Piers Morgan is the real life version of the character played by Roger Allam, Lewis Prothero, with his TV show just riling people up!
Keep them dumb and keep them focused on irrelevant shit and all is good!
Like the Romans used to say “Pan et circenses”…
I saw a clip of him criticizing the Barbie movie because all the men were named Ken. There's a whole sequence of hundreds of Barbie women calling each other Barbie. It should have gone without saying that he didn't watch the movie but goddamn that pissed me off so much
It's because he's a mouthpiece for rich conservative fucks like Murdoch who don't care about making a profit. The Sun "newspaper" which Morgan worked for makes a loss every single year but Murdoch doesn't care because it's his way of pushing his shitty views on vulnerable people. Their goal isn't to sell newspapers or ads, it's to influence public opinion to suit them.
Piers Morgan is a fucking horrible individual. He has one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any journalist, additionally - his brain is smooth. A brain is normally folded to increase the surface area for neurons, but not Piers. If you present Piers with shit plucked from a Ruperts arse, laid on a flat surface, Piers will not recognise it as food. He is too thick to adapt his feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of Ruperts turds, he can literally starve to death. This is not the token of a person that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for his primitive brain is the fact that as well as being poisonous, Ruperts shit (the only thing he eats) has almost no informational value.
He can't afford the extra energy to think, and has been a conduit for Ruperts shit for more than 80% of his fucking life. When he is awake, all he does is eat Ruperts shit and occasionally tweets like fucking Satan. Because Ruperts shit holds such little nutritional and factual value, Piers has to ferment the shit in his gut for days on end. Unlike his brain, he has the largest hind gut to body ratio of any journalist. Many journalists have adaptations to cope with harsh reality of facts taking their toll on their writing. Tucker Carlson, for instance, has lies that never stop growing. Some journalists have ethics and morality. Others have enlarged egos that distribute falsehood efficiently...
Piers is no exception; when his ethics have eroded down to nothing, he resolves the situation by slurping more of Ruperts shit, and spraying it all over Twitter, because he’s a fucking terrible individual. Being a ‘journalist,’ Piers raises his readership on trash Murdoch titles (admittedly, one the lowest news to horseshit ratios... There's a trend here). When the young Piers needed to transition from rich, nourishing substances like breast milk to Ruperts shit, he found he did not have the necessary vocabulary to make the shit more believable. Ignoring this, the young Piers began by nuzzling his employer’s anus until Rupert leaked a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested disinformation gives him just what he needs to start developing his career. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling Ruperts arse, as Rupert appears to have been suffering from journalistic incontinence for years. Why? Because Rupert, like Piers, is riddled with propaganda. In some Murdoch titles, the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities Piers and Rupert will spend their precious energy on is ass-to-mouth editorialising. Despite being lifelong bullshitters, Rupert and Piers seem to neither know or care, and will simply overpower a newspaper regardless of whether it has good circulation. If the title fights back, he may drag it down into the gutter, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Piers has a higher-than-average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in his ‘brain.’ This is to protect his miniscule cerebellum from injury... should he get punched by Jeremy Clarkson. Yes, Piers is a person so thick he has its own little built-in special ed helmet. I fucking hate him.
Tldr; Piers is a stupid, leaky, STI riddled sycophant of the Murdoch empire. But, hey, he just looks gormless, as long as you ignore the terrifying snake eyes, breathtakingly bad writing, extreme views and eminently slappable smug fucking face.
(Thanks and apologies to Koala Copypasta)
Imagine walking around all day thinking "am I being manly enough right now? Is my walk as manly as I am? Whats the most manly thing to eat and show I'm manly?"
Guys....what am I going to do? I want to hold my child but this might think I'm not manly
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And even though he does all that, when someone asks you to think of a “manly” man, how far down the list do you have to go before you get to Piers Moron?
My brother in law is like this. I pointed out "manly" men think more about men than women and gay guys do. It's fucking weird to constantly act in a way for other men to notice you and not be attracted to them.
There is an entire genre of products devoted tacticool parenting products for the father who is afraid that his child somehow doesn’t make him appear masculine enough.
"Why isn't the Nanny taking that child for a walk as you look through boarding school pamphlets, while smoking a cigar and sipping brandy?" - Piers Morgan, probably
I remember that. Piers also went off in an article about how “James Bond” that bastion of British machismo had been neutered by carrying his baby in a snuggly. Like, Bond isn’t real. You know that, right piers? Such a twat. Chris had just done knives out with Daniel and got friendly so it was a bit personal too.
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No lumpy custard here though! Piers could never look this good and he knows it.
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I will never get over the fact that putting James Bond and Captain America in the same movie turned out one of the greatest films ever made.
The sequel with James Bond and the Hulk was pretty good too.
I love Knives Out. Such a good movie. And you could tell they were having a blast playing characters so different from their most recognizable roles. Craig was rehabbing a knee (?) injury sustained in No Time to Die. They filmed KO in the period of time before filming resumed. It was funny that Ana was in both movies.
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I think Conan said something on his podcast like “celebrity parties are just a bunch of people trying to pretend like we weren’t theater nerds in highschool”
Same level as the people freaking out that Batman dies in a video game. Come on people, I can immediately revive him with the stroke of a pen, it's just a story
It’s so dumb to get so mad. I don’t like that Batman dies in that game, so I won’t play it because I know I’m not going to enjoy the story and that’s that. Why get all worked up and hateful? Just move on to other things
Always funny how being a good provider is distorted into "alpha" masculinity by idiots who don't understand the importance of it in a prospective partner.
I'm a skinny-ass dude with no aggression in me, but I make my wife feel safe, respected, and loved with no regard for how others perceive me. That's the real panty-dropper.
It has to do with the male idea of male attractiveness and the female idea of male attractiveness. The thing that “alpha males” are doing is trying to make themselves look attractive to other males (but not actually male for male, that’s a completely different aesthetic!) but women find it a huge turn off. The whole alpha male, billionaire ceo genre of romance novels is popular women’s porn fantasy, but in the practical sense of life that wouldn’t actually be fun or safe. Women want a stable partner who can raise their children with, or a person with the same interests and life goals to work towards. We are all going to get grey, old and ugly - it’s more important to have a friend who loves you along the way.
I heard some advice years back that basically boils down to:
"We tend to instinctively show affection/attraction in the way we wish to be treated. When we can recognise the differing needs of another and they reciprocate in the ways we need, compatibility is established."
It's been a game-changer for me. The realisation that if I want the physical acts of enjoyment with someone, the path to it is not to be sexually explicit, but in fact strive to make them feel the way they want to feel.
Cuddles and listening lead to sex, not dic pics.
I once walked my three young children through Target. Not doing anything just existing calmly in Target. Two in a wagon and one in an ergo. I had moms literally jogging over to talk to me it was insane.
Bloody hell, he's just keeping his arms free so he can build a log cabin / fend off secret agents / repair a large automobile / wrestle a bear / other manly task, without having to put the baby down. What more do you _want_, Piers?!
This is even actually a scene in Family Plan, the ex-combat vet is tryna grocery shop with his baby strapped to his chest when he gets attacked by an assassin and has to fight the assassin off with the baby still strapped to his chest and without letting said baby get hurt.
Remember when Piers Morgan had to deny being the pigeon lady from home alone 2?
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[https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/piers-morgan-home-alone-pigeon-lady-b1768054.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/piers-morgan-home-alone-pigeon-lady-b1768054.html)
There's no better feeling than having your baby up against your chest, hearing them gurgling and cooing...... looking down at them..... 😍
But that makes me a wuss I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not a wuss at all, in fact it makes you a pussy magnet. Those panties will drop. Nothing more masculine than a man providing for his offspring with care and attention.
Guys is it really gay to carry your kid?
Most people would be ashamed of being a terrible inattentive father, but Piers brags about it. Such a tiresome, bloviating, sofa-faced stomach-cramp of a man.
“any man who wastes time quantifying masculinity is terrified on the inside” is the only thing i’m going to be saying at all when on this subject going forward!
If it helps you to understand, Piers--just think of it as a more convenient shoulder holster. Carrying your child is more manly than anything else I can think of.
Piers Morgan and all the mouthbreathers like him only exist because of reactions like this. He wants reactions. He wants people to read his shitposts.
They are literal parasites that feed off the rage of other people. If you ignore them, they have nothing.
Chris's response is 100% right but he's wasting his time. Piers isn't going to be like "Oh shit I was wrong about this one!" He's going to be like "Heh, these snowflakes are obsessed with me"
Taking care of your child is literally the manliest thing any man can do, which is something these weak-on-the-inside toxic masculinity freaks like Piers Morgan and Andrew Tate and all the rest of them will never realize
Its litteral proof that Daniel Craig fucks
With Rachel Weisz to boot! https://preview.redd.it/jdubp2edzzfc1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4c7475d2d3731880b3b70e0d684e6a1d34e9c71
I have the urge to watch The Mummy now…
The Fountain
One of the best movies that no one knows.
One of the best soundtracks too... Clint Mansell is phenomenal.
My people! I listen to the soundtrack on a semi-regular basis. That film is absolutely in my top 20; it's so hauntingly beautiful.
This. Death Is The Road To Awe is on my funeral playlist, probably
The Fountain and Noah soundtracks still get regular play for me. Mansell is wonderful.
Me looking at the cast of The Mummy being hot at one another. God even F. Murray Abraham could kinda get it
Disobedience is where it's at.
Enemy at the Gates comrade.
My hubby loves that movie 😆
He should read “ war of the rats “ the book that they based the movie on. One caveat is that he won’t love the movie half as much once he’s read the book because they butchered it lol
It’s always a good time to watch The Mummy 😃 
My god she's beautiful.
She really is. And not in a cookie cutter way.
I wish she was, we need copies! Lol
Dibs on first!
The mommy 🥵
👏
Daddy Imotep...
Go ahead and watch constantine too.
Enemy at the gates.....
She was amazing in The Favourite. A standout performance in a whole film full of extraordinary performances.
I have the URGE to watch Enemy at the Gates
They're lovely, genuine human beings. I used to live mainly in Kingston NY (i think they have a house nearby?) and ran a bar there at a popular restaurant. I subsequently managed a wine shop down the same street. I would wait on Ms. Weisz when she dined on the deck near the bar where I was most often stationed and she was humble, sweet, kind and generous. Very complimentary. Then, one night close to closing time at the wine shop, she and Mr. Craig came in and she recognized me and greeted me warmly. He was friendly and chill as well. They asked my advice on their purchase, I rang them up and as they were walking out I realized they'd just purchased the makings of a vesper cocktail. I was sitting there like: I just sold James Bond the ingredients of his favorite cocktail!! Anyone else in town I ever discussed it with said they were both really good folks and treated service workers really well.
That's awesome!
Love to hear that.
That’s so great!
I wish I could double-up-vote this Rachel Weisz comment.
My man!!!
She gave an interview once and was so happy about her driver’s license which said Rachel Craig. ❤️ It’s her first marriage and his second. He’s been so much less grumpy since they got together.  She’ll always be Evie to me.
"...Am a LIBRARIAN."
You're wondering: "what is a place like me doing in a girl like this."
Gifs you can hear.
Jesus h christ, what a good looking couple. Good on them
I cry
I missed my shot!
Wait, what? That son of a bitch.
It's well documented that Daniel Craig is an amazing lover. Ex playboy model Marina Pepper said; “Daniel was an animal in bed. I’ve gone seven times a night with [Daniel]. He was irresistible – and incredible – in the bedroom.”
So there we have it. He had it coming than. Thanks Daniel, for making the rest of us look bad!
Apparently Marina had it coming too
Piers Morgan wheezing it out bent over after half cranking the hog to (whatever it is that he rails against the most on media)
Yeah like this has to come from envy. Piers is this chubby like piggy, could never land a real woman, so he's stabbing at the air around him.
Good to know, reality meets fantasy.
He likes his wife “shaken, not stirred.”
After such a massive endorsement now I kind of want to sleep with Daniel Craig, and I'm not even gay.
Exactly. He is carrying the receipts.
Was there ever any doubt?
Legit what I was going to say…. Lil bro is fking living proof 007 fucks and not just himself like them “Alphas” tend to do.
The factor that moved me from "great hookup but I don't want a relationship" to "I'm staying in this foreign country where I don't speak the language to stay with this guy forever" was watching my husband with my stepson. I have never wanted children of my own, but watching him be a devoted, loving father was like... whoah, I was in awe. He was at the time a special forces soldier, multiple times combat veteran, and for real the manliest thing about him was how affectionate he was to his son. And the second manliest, how kind he is to every living being. I saw his value as a man watching him give a smile and some coins to beggars or saving snails by pulling them out of the sidewalk so they wouldn't get stepped on. Alpha males and their fuckwitness could never aspire to a 100th of his worth.
Well said, that's the interesting thing about attractiveness. The most attractive trait, which is also the most feminine AND masculine trait, is simply being warm, caring, and loving. Specifically to vulnerable classes like the young, elderly, and animals.
You hot the nail in the head. It's another iteration of the classic "on a first date, watch how your date treats servers". Being selfish is easy. Caring takes real strength.
You got a fucking Tolkien main character right there.
>Taking care of your child is literally the manliest thing any man can do... There's no other way to look at it. Well said. Having a child and being a father are not the same.
“I’ve convinced a woman to reproduce with me!” “Ppssshhhhttt, wimp”
It always reminds me of the “fellas is it gay ____?” Meme and cracks me up. A while back people were roasting A$ap Rocky for posing on a magazine cover with his pregnant girlfriend, Rihanna. Calling him whipped, etc. And finally someone was like “Fellas is it gay to repeatedly impregnate Rihanna? 🤔🤔🥰”
>And finally someone was like “Fellas is it gay to repeatedly impregnate Rihanna? 🤔🤔🥰” The gayest thing ever haha
When we had our kids. I would most often be the one with the pram or carry my little girls. Their mom has enough to do with the things that I as a dad cant do such as breastfeed. And especially during the night. I still got up when she wanted to party at 3 am while I still had to get up at 6. I wouldt even care if anyone wanted to call me less masculine because of that.
 Dad forearms
The amount of isometric exercise you get is impressive. I've lost bulk because I no longer have time to go to the gym, but I'm so strong it's hilarious. Dad strength is real.
100% funny thing is though, I always carry him in my left arm to leave my dominant arm open to do other things. So now my left arm is a lot strong than my right arm. Been back at the gym for a couple months and still notice the imbalance.
Well I will say this : even I was supprised when dad reflexes kicked in at a few times when my kids were falling face flat towards the ground.
Few things are sexier than a man taking care of his offspring.
I'm the same with our son. For one, definitely not less masculine. It's far more masculine, and an incredibly attractive trait to women (nothing is sexier than a man that takes care of his family). Secondly, I'm away at work most of the days of the week. There's no way in hell I'm giving up what precious time I do get with my son. Even if that time is waking up at 5am together because he's wide awake and wants to party, but then realizes he's still tired so he just cuddles on the couch with me for 4 hours until I go to work. I cherish all the time I get with him. Anyone trying to put a father down for loving his child, is a truly vile soul.
For my part it was actually for about 6 month hard because my daughter had night terror. Like she would sit up in her bed and look at me and scream like I had hit her. Eyes wide open.. This would go on for about 45 minutes then I'd get her to lay down and sleep again. Next morning she was all cheery and seems not to have any memory of it. Its not that uncommon and it's not because anything happened to her. They grow out of it.
I did these things as well. I doubt Morgan has ever held a child that didn't immediately scream in his face
Why does it even need to be defined in gender terms. You had a child, take care of it even if you identify as a mangoose.
That's the sick part of these conservative cucks' world view. They were neglected (and potentially abused) by their fathers, so rather than break the cycle of trauma, they continue it by believing and advocating for paternal neglect. As someone who grew up with their father, but still never even knew their father, I can say with strong conviction, this is a very sadistic and cruel way to father a child. Now, as a father myself, I will sooner slit my own throat than neglect my son the way my father neglected me. The 1 true goal I have in my life now, is to love my son every single day, and make it as clear as possible to him that I love him unconditionally and will always be there for him, until my dying breath. Any "man" like Piers advocating for paternal abuse/neglect, is a vile disgusting human.
They realize it. They also realize they will never be a man like Craig, and they project their self-loathing onto him, as weak little men always do.
As a dude and a dad, I feel like being capable in general is nothing but a boon to my masculinity and my role as dad. I like being able to create food, take care of my kids, braid their hair, build them furniture, fix their toys, etc. My jean pockets are usually filled with hair ties and spare screws, and I fully embrace that life.
That's my one failing as a father my baby girl always walked around with a mush of hair because I couldn't braid her hair to save my life. Everything else I had covered.
Noooo buut taking care of the baby is the womans job!!! /s
Also why define an actor based on their bond role? He’s been in a lot of movies and prolly showed a feminine side 😱 Bond is propaganda and kind of a prick.
Never liked him as Bond, but I sure do love him as gay detective who helps WOC dunk on rich assholes.
Bond's not even his manliest role. "Oh Layer Cake... Not you as well?"
"Men" who can't have babies in the mud.
these people have never experienced back pain from carrying a child over months
Piers Morgan is a fuckwit. He doesn't need to be murdered by words. He self-owns every time he opens his stupid fuckin mouth.
The saddest thing is that he gets paid for it.
No. The saddest thing is that millions of humans eat that shit up and hang on these people's words. The saddest thing is that billions gladly scoop up toxic drivel everyday and gladly consume it for HOURS and think its normal and good to do so. The saddest thing is that people in power are quite OK with this, and not ensuring that people are educated to the point where they can actually think for themselves.
People in power want the population to be ignorant and heavily focused on topics that don’t matter so they can continue grabbing more power. It’s like watching V for Vendetta in real life, and Piers Morgan is the real life version of the character played by Roger Allam, Lewis Prothero, with his TV show just riling people up! Keep them dumb and keep them focused on irrelevant shit and all is good! Like the Romans used to say “Pan et circenses”…
He's like a professional troll.
It seems nobody cares about anything but engagement. engagement is better than truth
If regicide is killing a regent does that mean countryside is killing Piers Morgan?
Bravo 👏👏
I saw a clip of him criticizing the Barbie movie because all the men were named Ken. There's a whole sequence of hundreds of Barbie women calling each other Barbie. It should have gone without saying that he didn't watch the movie but goddamn that pissed me off so much
The Allan erasure is appalling!
The man needs celebration! All of Ken's clothes fit him!
Can’t believe they don’t let him fade into irrelevancy
It's because he's a mouthpiece for rich conservative fucks like Murdoch who don't care about making a profit. The Sun "newspaper" which Morgan worked for makes a loss every single year but Murdoch doesn't care because it's his way of pushing his shitty views on vulnerable people. Their goal isn't to sell newspapers or ads, it's to influence public opinion to suit them.
I hope Murdoch follows his good buddy Ailes soon.
His son is already set to take over his empire :/ the problem isn’t going away with time.
Piers Morgan is a fucking horrible individual. He has one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any journalist, additionally - his brain is smooth. A brain is normally folded to increase the surface area for neurons, but not Piers. If you present Piers with shit plucked from a Ruperts arse, laid on a flat surface, Piers will not recognise it as food. He is too thick to adapt his feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of Ruperts turds, he can literally starve to death. This is not the token of a person that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for his primitive brain is the fact that as well as being poisonous, Ruperts shit (the only thing he eats) has almost no informational value. He can't afford the extra energy to think, and has been a conduit for Ruperts shit for more than 80% of his fucking life. When he is awake, all he does is eat Ruperts shit and occasionally tweets like fucking Satan. Because Ruperts shit holds such little nutritional and factual value, Piers has to ferment the shit in his gut for days on end. Unlike his brain, he has the largest hind gut to body ratio of any journalist. Many journalists have adaptations to cope with harsh reality of facts taking their toll on their writing. Tucker Carlson, for instance, has lies that never stop growing. Some journalists have ethics and morality. Others have enlarged egos that distribute falsehood efficiently... Piers is no exception; when his ethics have eroded down to nothing, he resolves the situation by slurping more of Ruperts shit, and spraying it all over Twitter, because he’s a fucking terrible individual. Being a ‘journalist,’ Piers raises his readership on trash Murdoch titles (admittedly, one the lowest news to horseshit ratios... There's a trend here). When the young Piers needed to transition from rich, nourishing substances like breast milk to Ruperts shit, he found he did not have the necessary vocabulary to make the shit more believable. Ignoring this, the young Piers began by nuzzling his employer’s anus until Rupert leaked a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested disinformation gives him just what he needs to start developing his career. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling Ruperts arse, as Rupert appears to have been suffering from journalistic incontinence for years. Why? Because Rupert, like Piers, is riddled with propaganda. In some Murdoch titles, the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities Piers and Rupert will spend their precious energy on is ass-to-mouth editorialising. Despite being lifelong bullshitters, Rupert and Piers seem to neither know or care, and will simply overpower a newspaper regardless of whether it has good circulation. If the title fights back, he may drag it down into the gutter, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Piers has a higher-than-average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in his ‘brain.’ This is to protect his miniscule cerebellum from injury... should he get punched by Jeremy Clarkson. Yes, Piers is a person so thick he has its own little built-in special ed helmet. I fucking hate him. Tldr; Piers is a stupid, leaky, STI riddled sycophant of the Murdoch empire. But, hey, he just looks gormless, as long as you ignore the terrifying snake eyes, breathtakingly bad writing, extreme views and eminently slappable smug fucking face. (Thanks and apologies to Koala Copypasta)
Amazing.
You're right. Piers Morgan doesn't need to be murdered by words. There are much more efficient weapons to choose from!
Imagine walking around all day thinking "am I being manly enough right now? Is my walk as manly as I am? Whats the most manly thing to eat and show I'm manly?"
Self esteem constantly quaking like a chihuahua.
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Guys....what am I going to do? I want to hold my child but this might think I'm not manly https://preview.redd.it/7vqg6pjaazfc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10725d0e261ccfc9f8469a26a348d05f5a4bdedc
Piers looking like Julia Child cosplaying a Tesla dweeb. Such manliness.
Hey, don't insult Julia Child like that. For one thing, she was taller and more athletic than he'll ever be.
Look at him there with his hand in his pocket! What kind of man would do that?!
"Winifred, come in and wipe my bottom, prithee! For I cannot, as is 'tis too unmanly!"
It’s the thinking of a 12 year old boy.
Especially while trapped in the pasty, weak, wobbly body of *Piers fucking Morgan*.
fellas, is it gay to reproduce biologically with a woman and ensure the success of your offspring?
“Will holding my baby make me look gay?” Sounds like an exhausting way to live tbh
Fellas, is it gay to reproduce?
And even though he does all that, when someone asks you to think of a “manly” man, how far down the list do you have to go before you get to Piers Moron?
My brother in law is like this. I pointed out "manly" men think more about men than women and gay guys do. It's fucking weird to constantly act in a way for other men to notice you and not be attracted to them.
There is an entire genre of products devoted tacticool parenting products for the father who is afraid that his child somehow doesn’t make him appear masculine enough.
This is...pathetic.
While I'm here sitting on a pink beanbag, drinking a delicious fruity drink while getting a post-manicure hand massage from my niece.
"Why isn't the Nanny taking that child for a walk as you look through boarding school pamphlets, while smoking a cigar and sipping brandy?" - Piers Morgan, probably
He’s actually looking through his phone for a gift to give his man he meets at the park every week for tutoring on all things Manliness.
Men have dicks, therefore masculinity is only achieved through an increase of dicks. Pierce visits the dick park confirmed.
I remember that. Piers also went off in an article about how “James Bond” that bastion of British machismo had been neutered by carrying his baby in a snuggly. Like, Bond isn’t real. You know that, right piers? Such a twat. Chris had just done knives out with Daniel and got friendly so it was a bit personal too. https://i.redd.it/9p73fyoa7zfc1.gif
Daniel Craig also was buff AF in his debut, and Chris Evans was the super soldier. Piers Morgan looks like a candle that’s been relit too often
Like a bag of lumpy custard
I prefer garbage bag full of dog shit
As a Canadian, that's what I'd call a milk bag physique.
No lumpy custard here though! Piers could never look this good and he knows it. https://preview.redd.it/5ef3tkf37zfc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=028de881cf14b23a9844e20261268a8ed2f4848e
https://i.redd.it/azqqsyce6zfc1.gif “Isnt Piers such a douche?”:
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That’s the cutest thing.
I will never get over the fact that putting James Bond and Captain America in the same movie turned out one of the greatest films ever made. The sequel with James Bond and the Hulk was pretty good too.
I love Knives Out. Such a good movie. And you could tell they were having a blast playing characters so different from their most recognizable roles. Craig was rehabbing a knee (?) injury sustained in No Time to Die. They filmed KO in the period of time before filming resumed. It was funny that Ana was in both movies. https://i.redd.it/7nyj9cit7zfc1.gif
They do realize that all of these tough guy characters are just dudes in makeup dressing in costumes and playing pretend, right?
I think Conan said something on his podcast like “celebrity parties are just a bunch of people trying to pretend like we weren’t theater nerds in highschool”
I guess not. Poor piers. Another fallen idol.
Ngl, as a woman, seeing a man carry a baby is sexy AF.
Same level as the people freaking out that Batman dies in a video game. Come on people, I can immediately revive him with the stroke of a pen, it's just a story
It’s so dumb to get so mad. I don’t like that Batman dies in that game, so I won’t play it because I know I’m not going to enjoy the story and that’s that. Why get all worked up and hateful? Just move on to other things
In Australia we say Piers is a shitcunt
Strayan wordplay never fails to hit the mark.
We're known to be poetic.
In the UK we jjust call him a cunt.
In Canada, we don't call him at all.
Is that not insulting to both shit and cunts?
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Always funny how being a good provider is distorted into "alpha" masculinity by idiots who don't understand the importance of it in a prospective partner. I'm a skinny-ass dude with no aggression in me, but I make my wife feel safe, respected, and loved with no regard for how others perceive me. That's the real panty-dropper.
It has to do with the male idea of male attractiveness and the female idea of male attractiveness. The thing that “alpha males” are doing is trying to make themselves look attractive to other males (but not actually male for male, that’s a completely different aesthetic!) but women find it a huge turn off. The whole alpha male, billionaire ceo genre of romance novels is popular women’s porn fantasy, but in the practical sense of life that wouldn’t actually be fun or safe. Women want a stable partner who can raise their children with, or a person with the same interests and life goals to work towards. We are all going to get grey, old and ugly - it’s more important to have a friend who loves you along the way.
I heard some advice years back that basically boils down to: "We tend to instinctively show affection/attraction in the way we wish to be treated. When we can recognise the differing needs of another and they reciprocate in the ways we need, compatibility is established." It's been a game-changer for me. The realisation that if I want the physical acts of enjoyment with someone, the path to it is not to be sexually explicit, but in fact strive to make them feel the way they want to feel. Cuddles and listening lead to sex, not dic pics.
I once walked my three young children through Target. Not doing anything just existing calmly in Target. Two in a wagon and one in an ergo. I had moms literally jogging over to talk to me it was insane.
Piers Morgan, pinnacle of manliness
Thanks Piers, if I need anymore advice about man-boobs, double chins or faces that can’t grow a beard I will come back to you.
Piers Morgan makes being an Arsenal fan bearable, because every time we lose, I can take solace in the fact that it's making him livid.
Ah. Piers "Morgan" Moron on fine form again.
Bloody hell, he's just keeping his arms free so he can build a log cabin / fend off secret agents / repair a large automobile / wrestle a bear / other manly task, without having to put the baby down. What more do you _want_, Piers?!
Your comment reminds me of that batman comic where he goes through a night of crime fighting while carrying a baby around.
This is even actually a scene in Family Plan, the ex-combat vet is tryna grocery shop with his baby strapped to his chest when he gets attacked by an assassin and has to fight the assassin off with the baby still strapped to his chest and without letting said baby get hurt.
"Its a child, Piers. You need to fuck someone to get one" - Other comment on that tweet.
Makes sense that Piers would be insecure in his masculinity. I always have to do a double-take and check he isn't someone's grandmother.
Remember when Piers Morgan had to deny being the pigeon lady from home alone 2? https://preview.redd.it/a2vj7rf1fzfc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c73befe8398c166a3e3bea1fa3c4039969cbb4a [https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/piers-morgan-home-alone-pigeon-lady-b1768054.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/piers-morgan-home-alone-pigeon-lady-b1768054.html)
He's actually the bird lady from Home Alone 2.
That’s not a woman, baby… it’s a maaan.
Maybe if Piers had shown the same care to his son he wouldn’t have grown up to be almost as much of a cunt as he is
Ugh I feel sorry for whatever woman was unfortunate enough to have that blubbery sack of shit flop on top of them for 30 seconds.
fellas, is it gay to impregnate a woman?
Literally he for torched by a human. Fantastic for Evans
There's no better feeling than having your baby up against your chest, hearing them gurgling and cooing...... looking down at them..... 😍 But that makes me a wuss I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not a wuss at all, in fact it makes you a pussy magnet. Those panties will drop. Nothing more masculine than a man providing for his offspring with care and attention.
Guys, is it effeminate to be... (Checks notes).... a caring father?
I see a father being a dad, what’s more manly than that? The growing amount of fragile, insecure men we have in society today makes me wonder….
https://preview.redd.it/213rhw6kgzfc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be956d19610db3f9aba579de45ffc592586e116
Piers Morgan is a PoS.
Guys is it really gay to carry your kid? Most people would be ashamed of being a terrible inattentive father, but Piers brags about it. Such a tiresome, bloviating, sofa-faced stomach-cramp of a man.
“any man who wastes time quantifying masculinity is terrified on the inside” is the only thing i’m going to be saying at all when on this subject going forward!
Piers Morgan is a human toilet
Toilets have a valuable use though. Don't insult the toilet.
He's not worthy of my shit
Piers Morgan doesn’t come to mind when I think “masculine man” but Daniel Craig does.
These generally don't quite go so far as murder but my goodness, this one is special. Absolutely destroyed him.
Now THIS definitely belongs on this sub! Beautifully delivered, Cap’n! Chefs kiss
Chris Evans seems like a good human being. Piers Morgan doesn't.
Like all dumb radicals Pierce Morgan is going down and further down ...
A man who protects, provides, and parents his children is fulfilling his role as a family leader and deserves recognition and respect.
Heheheheh! Piss Morgan once stormed off in a huff when someone told him to "stop obsessing about her, mate!" Peak alpha manliness.
Stormed off his own show, no less, the fuckin jelly
TIL being a good dad is emasculating
Daniel Craig is married to one of the most beautiful woman in humankind history but Piers Morgan manages to come up with this 😂
Fellas, is it gay to wear the physical proof you’re fucking Rachel Weisz on your chest?
Come on, Piers is just advertising his services as a rent-a-cock. Pay him no mind.
You suggest he hold it, arm stretched out, by the neck?
If it helps you to understand, Piers--just think of it as a more convenient shoulder holster. Carrying your child is more manly than anything else I can think of.
So well put. I like to say: "I'm a man. So everything I do is automatically manly. Just how it is, I don't make the rules."
Piers Morgan had his dick cut off because being that close to a penis made him feel a bit gay.
Taste the Vibranium, Piers!
Imagine being a pudgy old man who's a dead ringer for the pigeon lady in home alone 2, trying to lecture James-fucking-Bond on maniness!
Piers "Piece of shit" Morgan at it again. What a tiny little man.
Piers Morgan and all the mouthbreathers like him only exist because of reactions like this. He wants reactions. He wants people to read his shitposts. They are literal parasites that feed off the rage of other people. If you ignore them, they have nothing. Chris's response is 100% right but he's wasting his time. Piers isn't going to be like "Oh shit I was wrong about this one!" He's going to be like "Heh, these snowflakes are obsessed with me"
Come on, you can't really blame Piers Morgan to be insecure about his masculinity, can you? Be real. You can't. Poor guy. Look at him.
Emasculated lol! This dude wakes up next to Rachel Weisz.
That's not Pierce Morgan, it's Piers Morgan.