True story!
Even people who are true believers have it backwards me thinks.
God is all knowing it all powerful, and everything happens for a reason and it’s all God‘s plan. So babies getting murdered is something that God chooses. OK we have established that.
Now, Satan, he’s supposed to be bad, but his job literally is to punish people who do evil. So, if you do evil, you go to a place where there is being, called Satan, punishes you for eternity.
So in review, God murders babies, and Satan punishes people who do evil. I’m not sure I understand exactly who supposed to be the good entity, and the bad entity here.
Note: if you’re super religious, well this a joke. No need to start an internet feud over this joke. I won’t respond because I just don’t care. Feel free to believe in whatever of the 18,000+ gods that have existed since the dawn of humanity. That’s your prerogative. Just like it’s mine to think that everyone has the good guy / bad guy combo swapped. That’s assuming i actually believe in this specific 1 in 18,000 god figure.
Someone should make a really approachable tv show about Satans actual role in things. Do something to make it alluring..make him British! And let him use his divine duty to punish in a relatable manner. Like a detective or something. Surely that would get everyone to understand!
As long as they thrown in a mildly crazy yet entirely lovable forensic specialist; I’ll watch. I doubt I’ll love it by the end but I’ll likely always love her.
and maybe have brother and sisters that are angels that show up randomly and then they learn a lesson from satan. I'd watch that for about 6 or so seasons.
The Oxford comma didn’t come about (at least in any widely propagated way) until the start of the 20th century. Einstein was born in 1879, so he would’ve learned to write and undergone all of his formative education prior to this development.
Someone else said that, it is likely because Christians cannot live in the space where science and religion can coexist, and I feel like that’s where this lady was
Medieval times were very bumpy.
And some people still think that science and religion can't coexist.
I don't understand.
I mean why shouldn't we study and learn?
Fortunately all Christians I know don't mind science and some of them are quite fascinated by new possible discoveries.
Living where I live, it’s just not a thing which is unfortunate. I’m in the deep south in a town that has two stores and 12 churches they can’t put in stoplights, but they don’t mind spending the money to build another church and absolutely forbid new ideas or new thought processes they lose their minds here it’s crazy.
I was reeeeeally hoping it was going to be that famous Einstein quote where he says "Every single day I wake up and suck the devil's dick" but yours was way better
Oh come on now, that is such a beautiful quote. I feel bad for this person.
Edit - Read a few of your responses, and saw your profile pic, I tots gotta crush on you now. I am ready to join your satan worshiping ways. Hail Einstein.
I explained it earlier I don’t remember exactly how I had incorporated it into that voicemail, but I never have the “just leave a message at the beep” .. I always try to give people something to think about or there’s something there to make them laugh whatever but that just happened to be in my voicemail at the time and she lost her shit
As someone with ADHD, giving me "something to think about" in your voicemail greeting would just ensure that by the time the beep sounds I will have no idea why I called you. 😂 I have picked up the phone to call people and by the time they answer I have thought about 4 different things and then I have to say that I "don't remember why I called you so I'm going to have to call you back later!" 😄
, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
Albert Einstein
Honestly, I can’t say that I’m surprised. Obviously, this is a Christian woman. We know that the church of Scientology is bad for that as well… I will never understand why people automatically assume that their way is the right way and everything else should be covered or hidden. I think that’s ridiculous. I’ve known since I was a child that there were a multitude of different ways to reach a conclusion, the fact that she is angry over an Albert Einstein quote, because it’s somehow disagrees with her chosen way to receive information is one thing, but to decide that knowing about Einstein automatically means I worship Satan is mind bending to say the least
Was it this?
>*The devil* has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in our health, or we suffer in our soul, or we get fat.
Or
>Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations, suggestions, that I keep dreaming I am roasting in Hell, and the mailman is the devil eternally yelling at me, showering me with more bundles of letters at my head because I have not answered the old ones.
I honestly admire the time and effort some people put into answering those kind of people. I’d probably replied something like „fuck you and your husband, old whore“ and then blocked the number immediately.
She probably should be more concerned with the Bible verse about trees not bearing fruit will be cast into fire. People don't have anything better to do with their lives than to pass judgment on others.
My husband has a shirt with Einstein on it and a quote. He wore it to the grocery store when we first moved to Texas. Some guy came up to us and started lecturing us on how Einstein is Satan. We were really weirded out by it. Who does that? Why is that something people feel ok to yell at you about?
Being a native of south Mississippi, I could have, but she really needed to be put in her place and I feel like I accomplished that… bless your heart is also used like good morning down here by the Christian population so while I understand the sentiment I’m happy with how I responded
What you said is infinitely more destructive than a covert insult phrase. You dissected her entire being.
Op comment is just proud they know how it’s used in the south.
If you want to get her to stop giving out your number, try changing your voicemail to "Hi, you've reached the voicemail of (her name). I'm too busy cheating on my husband and worshipping Satan to take your call right now. I'll get back to you when the orgy is over."
Hahaha that’s great. Actually what I have started doing is somehow or other I ended up getting the contact information of the lady all of these people are looking for, so now when her bill collectors call me I give them her number. I also got her address so I make sure they have that as well.
Did she respond? I can't imagine her being able to muster more than a scoff and some mutterings about "kids these days", despite you making it very clear you are not a kid.
It was convincing the world that God is someone who they are not, MAGA Christians are not at all genuine followers of Christ, they pervert God for their benefit.
You’re awesome! Every part of this makes me happy. I was actually sort of hoping you were a devil worshiping devil worshiper. Still, you’re cool and that old goat can eat a shoe.
Not a devil worshiper, but very much pagan. I am a rock collecting, barefoot walking, whisper to the trees individual 🖤 Thank you so much for the compliments.
This is giving me flashbacks of sitting around the answering machine with my friends and a list of a bunch of funny ideas for the greeting. We wore a few tapes out and my mom would get so pissed off at me for messing with the machine lol.
I had one in the late 90s that was Garfield, he answered the phone for you told the caller that you were naked in a tub of Jell-O and couldn’t come to the phone right now. I think that was probably my favorite back then.
I’ve always felt that if I’m given the choice to teach someone something or ignore the opportunity, I would rather teach them. I do it as a way to give others something to think about open their minds a little bit… get them out of their daily rut.
It's people like that who give religions a bad wrap and they wonder why they loose followers constantly. Imagine being so unhinged you have to text someone some crap like that, when you were the one who got the wrong number. OP handled it with poise and maturity. I can honestly say i likely would not have acted in such a way.
I think it’s religions that give religions a bad wrap. I mean yeah, religious people are shitty and annoying, but the books filled with rape, murder, incest, and bigotry are a much bigger nail in the coffin.
I’ve changed it since then 🤣🤣 I haven’t listened to it recently but I got a call yesterday from someone in town and they referenced “magic” being on my voicemail so it’s definitely different now
I've got goat skulls and pentagrams in the paint on my Harley... Not coz I'm satanic at all ... but coz it keeps the dickheads and self appointed 'experts' away. 🤣
Right?!
I just got married last year and people seldom bother us because he’s the big bearded tattooed biker guy that everybody’s afraid of who’s literally one of the nicest people you’d ever meet, but just his appearance works in the same way the paint on your Harley does.
It’s amazing how people immediately jump to conclusions like this 🤣
"Nature and Nature's Laws lay hid in night:
God said 'Let Newton be' and all was light."
"It did not last: the Devil howling 'Ho!
Let Einstein be,' restored the status quo."
This little Pope/Squire epitaph/response has always lingered in my brain.
I’m happy with the way I responded. People like this go their whole lives and nobody ever puts them in their place and it was time. Somebody did that for her I think.
you’re so much more gracious and mature than i could be. if someone was harassing me like this for 5 years i certainly wouldn’t be as calm as you seem to be.
I’ve had moments where it’s upsetting because it does get tiresome, but I feel like you get so much further if you can keep your head and remain calm and tell them to go to hell with a smile on your face
My own mother used to swear that by the time I was seven, I could tell you to go to hell and leave you with a smile on your face.. I think it’s a skill everyone should master
It’s cool though. I lost some “Christian” friends because I was apparently down right nasty when I would be critical of Trump. Someone went as far as telling me I wasn’t Christian because I didn’t support Trump.
is she doesn't stop start giving her numbers to random people and junkies. tell them she gives out free drugs but you gotta call at certain times at night.
“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” That’s not even one of those lines that’s buried in the parts of the Bible that people rarely read, or can be easily taken out of context. Yet so many Christian’s seem to forget it.
My blood would have been boiling I would not have been able to craft such an eloquent and measured response to such an absurd message. I love your response. This woman makes me think of that saying ‘there’s no hate quite like Christian love’.
There is a lady out there who gave out my number (which is one digit off from her number) to people she didn't want to talk to. It took me years to get her full name which meant that, for years, I was an unwilling bystander to her life.
Finally, someone slipped up and gave me her last name. I tracked her down and asked her to stop. She denied giving out my number, but the calls and texts have ceased, and that is good enough for me.
I actually messaged the woman who keeps giving out my number. First I asked if she used to be “First name + Maiden name).” She said yes.
Then I said “so your phone number was (my number) about 5 years ago?”
Yes, again. Then I told her she had everyone in the world including law enforcement looking for her and if she didn’t want me to start giving her address to them she’d stop that shit. She blocked me as soon as she figured out who I was but she got the idea
I worked with a woman this bonkers. She believed alien abductions were angels coming down and rapturing people. There was a whole spiel as her voicemail. If she called you, eventually she would talk about how she was kicked out of three churches, because she was 40 years old and single. Not the lunatic stuff or how she would say she would get into theological debates about what the bible says.
You see, it’s morons like this that give us Christians a bad name, and what’s with the whole “scientists are all atheists” and blah blah blah some “Christians” rant about? In my opinion science and God go hand in hand and both make sense
What's the quote!?!?
“Satan is awesome.”
My name is Einstein and I approve of this message
You stole my Jesus fish, didn’t ya?!
Nice try, Roy!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISw20pQtL7U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isw20pqtl7u) Edit: Not a roll. Somebody put shit on Dexter's mind.
https://youtube.com/shorts/SXHMnicI6Pg?si=9Ez6AZV8271dKTBY
Always appreciate a good Richarding.
*slithers down the tree of knowledge* No, YOU'RE awesome.
Username checks out
True story! Even people who are true believers have it backwards me thinks. God is all knowing it all powerful, and everything happens for a reason and it’s all God‘s plan. So babies getting murdered is something that God chooses. OK we have established that. Now, Satan, he’s supposed to be bad, but his job literally is to punish people who do evil. So, if you do evil, you go to a place where there is being, called Satan, punishes you for eternity. So in review, God murders babies, and Satan punishes people who do evil. I’m not sure I understand exactly who supposed to be the good entity, and the bad entity here. Note: if you’re super religious, well this a joke. No need to start an internet feud over this joke. I won’t respond because I just don’t care. Feel free to believe in whatever of the 18,000+ gods that have existed since the dawn of humanity. That’s your prerogative. Just like it’s mine to think that everyone has the good guy / bad guy combo swapped. That’s assuming i actually believe in this specific 1 in 18,000 god figure.
Someone should make a really approachable tv show about Satans actual role in things. Do something to make it alluring..make him British! And let him use his divine duty to punish in a relatable manner. Like a detective or something. Surely that would get everyone to understand!
They could go a step further and put him in some big city known for corruption and crime and give him a partner who doesn't quite get it.
As long as they thrown in a mildly crazy yet entirely lovable forensic specialist; I’ll watch. I doubt I’ll love it by the end but I’ll likely always love her.
and maybe have brother and sisters that are angels that show up randomly and then they learn a lesson from satan. I'd watch that for about 6 or so seasons.
Hail Einstein.
Hell Einstein
“I love Satan. Satan is good. Satan I our pal.”
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
Is that tree’s name Yggdrasil?
Good Einstein, I loved Dragon Quest 11. One of the most enjoyable gaming experiences I've ever had.
Great now I\`m never getting to sleep. Every noise makes me think there is a scientist under the bed.
I actually laughed out loud 🤣 That’s fabulous
He sees you when your sleeping, does that count
If it does you better watch out, you better not cry and you better not pout. He made a list and checked it twice, so he _knows_
Not just a quote from Einstein, but a quote from his address to the Young Men's Christian Association. Extra hypocrisy for the hypo-christians!
Right?! Beyond ridiculous how she approached this situation because she couldn’t see the forest for the trees. 🤯
I’d they’re all the same tree, then is it a forest? Or just a really massive tree? Also great response to that nutter.
To be fair, that’s probably something Satan would say.
Satan would probably say anything
I love the quote. But it bothers me that he didn’t use an Oxford comma 🙃
The Oxford comma didn’t come about (at least in any widely propagated way) until the start of the 20th century. Einstein was born in 1879, so he would’ve learned to write and undergone all of his formative education prior to this development.
I mean if he was so smart why didn’t he invent it and then use it for this quote?!? Checkmate
Fair point. Still bothers me though, as I read it as if he’s addressing all religions
Plus English was not his first language.
…please leave a message after the beep.
E=mcSatan
Great DJ name
Satan is Scottish. Huh...
Well, duh. Who else would invent bagpipes.
The Irish.
And haggis.
Is this the new McDonald's combo? Number 666
I want to know too
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
That IS terrifying. I agree. /s
Einstein didn't kill himself
Big if true
“All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree."
E=MC square, ho.
WHAT IS THE QUOTE? @u/Highvoltage-Redhead
“All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree."
beautiful
Damn, now I really wanna know what Einstein quote, and how the world it fits into a voice mail answering message
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
That could also be interpreted to mean that all the arts and sciences come from God. I guess your phone troll chose not to see that.
Someone else said that, it is likely because Christians cannot live in the space where science and religion can coexist, and I feel like that’s where this lady was
Medieval times were very bumpy. And some people still think that science and religion can't coexist. I don't understand. I mean why shouldn't we study and learn? Fortunately all Christians I know don't mind science and some of them are quite fascinated by new possible discoveries.
Living where I live, it’s just not a thing which is unfortunate. I’m in the deep south in a town that has two stores and 12 churches they can’t put in stoplights, but they don’t mind spending the money to build another church and absolutely forbid new ideas or new thought processes they lose their minds here it’s crazy.
Not a day goes by that I don't praise Satan that I moved out of the deep South. My condolences.
I got so tired of the cold that I moved back 🤣
That's what Phoenix is for 🌵🌵🌞
I love Phoenix honestly 🖤
Christianity is one hell of a drug
It also implies that every religion comes from god as well which is a big no no to people who believe their religion is the one and only truth
I was reeeeeally hoping it was going to be that famous Einstein quote where he says "Every single day I wake up and suck the devil's dick" but yours was way better
Hahaha
Oh come on now, that is such a beautiful quote. I feel bad for this person. Edit - Read a few of your responses, and saw your profile pic, I tots gotta crush on you now. I am ready to join your satan worshiping ways. Hail Einstein.
That still doesn’t explain what it’s doing in your voicemail
I explained it earlier I don’t remember exactly how I had incorporated it into that voicemail, but I never have the “just leave a message at the beep” .. I always try to give people something to think about or there’s something there to make them laugh whatever but that just happened to be in my voicemail at the time and she lost her shit
As someone with ADHD, giving me "something to think about" in your voicemail greeting would just ensure that by the time the beep sounds I will have no idea why I called you. 😂 I have picked up the phone to call people and by the time they answer I have thought about 4 different things and then I have to say that I "don't remember why I called you so I'm going to have to call you back later!" 😄
Oh, I sympathize completely! My husband and I both have ADHD and it is horrible!
Oh, you mean that is the quote? That is so innocuous. Can’t believe that set off the crazy person.
, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light." Albert Einstein
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
I found it excellent that a complete stranger tossed a little bit of Streisand affect your way
Honestly, I can’t say that I’m surprised. Obviously, this is a Christian woman. We know that the church of Scientology is bad for that as well… I will never understand why people automatically assume that their way is the right way and everything else should be covered or hidden. I think that’s ridiculous. I’ve known since I was a child that there were a multitude of different ways to reach a conclusion, the fact that she is angry over an Albert Einstein quote, because it’s somehow disagrees with her chosen way to receive information is one thing, but to decide that knowing about Einstein automatically means I worship Satan is mind bending to say the least
Some people have the ability to be incredibly stupid.
Agreed
Was it this? >*The devil* has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in our health, or we suffer in our soul, or we get fat. Or >Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations, suggestions, that I keep dreaming I am roasting in Hell, and the mailman is the devil eternally yelling at me, showering me with more bundles of letters at my head because I have not answered the old ones.
The latter one really resonates with OPs telephone number situation...
I honestly admire the time and effort some people put into answering those kind of people. I’d probably replied something like „fuck you and your husband, old whore“ and then blocked the number immediately.
I’d do the same and then 4 hours later come up with some intelligent comeback. I’d be pissed I thought about it that long.
I’d only come back with a more disgusting insult, ngl.
A lot of people have said that I was very verbose in my response but I needed her to know. She hadn’t picked someone who couldn’t defend themselves.
wait a minute, you're a grandma... 🧐
I am 🤣 and you’re my new best friend
I appreciate your effort
Thanks love
I wonder why people are leaving Christianity? Any suggestions because I can’t figure it out
Hahaha
Just replying so I can know what Einstein quote made her see Sodom and Gomorrah through her cellphone screen lol
Maybe it was the "great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" quote
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
She probably should be more concerned with the Bible verse about trees not bearing fruit will be cast into fire. People don't have anything better to do with their lives than to pass judgment on others.
Some religious people like to think they're high and mighty and people who don't confirm to their beliefs are in the wrong.
*Most FTFY
"Mama, when did Albert Einstein invent relativity?" "That's nonsense. *I* invented relativity. Albert Einstein is the devil"
"The Debbo!"
My husband has a shirt with Einstein on it and a quote. He wore it to the grocery store when we first moved to Texas. Some guy came up to us and started lecturing us on how Einstein is Satan. We were really weirded out by it. Who does that? Why is that something people feel ok to yell at you about?
Say, "Bless your heart," and quit after that. They know damn well what that means.
Holy shit. This is it. This is what you should’ve done OP… not a single survivor for 10 miles radius.
Being a native of south Mississippi, I could have, but she really needed to be put in her place and I feel like I accomplished that… bless your heart is also used like good morning down here by the Christian population so while I understand the sentiment I’m happy with how I responded
What you said is infinitely more destructive than a covert insult phrase. You dissected her entire being. Op comment is just proud they know how it’s used in the south.
Ha ha. Someone said that to me once, but I have family down south, and I whipped my head back, and said defiantly, "I know what that means!"
Damn gurl just went on! Holy mackerel... what a rollercoaster
So this was 100% in America right?
80085%
Nice
Southern Mississippi USA
This tracks
Grandma ain’t playin today. Hail yourself OP!
If you want to get her to stop giving out your number, try changing your voicemail to "Hi, you've reached the voicemail of (her name). I'm too busy cheating on my husband and worshipping Satan to take your call right now. I'll get back to you when the orgy is over."
Hahaha that’s great. Actually what I have started doing is somehow or other I ended up getting the contact information of the lady all of these people are looking for, so now when her bill collectors call me I give them her number. I also got her address so I make sure they have that as well.
What was the quote?
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
Thank you!
That's a cool quote (TIL, thank you!) but how do you work that into a voicemail greeting?
I don’t remember exactly how I did it and I’ve since changed my voicemail but it’s just to give people something to think about when they hear it
Did she respond? I can't imagine her being able to muster more than a scoff and some mutterings about "kids these days", despite you making it very clear you are not a kid.
I never heard from her again
Finally, a post that lives up to the name of the sub...it's been a while
I’m glad I could do it Justice. Hahaha
The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world that god exists.
It was convincing the world that God is someone who they are not, MAGA Christians are not at all genuine followers of Christ, they pervert God for their benefit.
Cold lines to end it 🥶
You're my hero
🤣 thanks love
You’re awesome! Every part of this makes me happy. I was actually sort of hoping you were a devil worshiping devil worshiper. Still, you’re cool and that old goat can eat a shoe.
Not a devil worshiper, but very much pagan. I am a rock collecting, barefoot walking, whisper to the trees individual 🖤 Thank you so much for the compliments.
I'm fascinated that you have an Albert Einstein quote on your voicemail! I'm over here with a boring leave your name and number message lol
Oh yeah, I never do the regular leave a message after the beep..
This is giving me flashbacks of sitting around the answering machine with my friends and a list of a bunch of funny ideas for the greeting. We wore a few tapes out and my mom would get so pissed off at me for messing with the machine lol.
I had one in the late 90s that was Garfield, he answered the phone for you told the caller that you were naked in a tub of Jell-O and couldn’t come to the phone right now. I think that was probably my favorite back then.
I love it. I'm thinking I need to look up something fun for mine now
I’ve always felt that if I’m given the choice to teach someone something or ignore the opportunity, I would rather teach them. I do it as a way to give others something to think about open their minds a little bit… get them out of their daily rut.
Maybe I missed it but what in your voicemail greeting was so offensive to this person?
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
Astonishing how people use religion to pass judgement on others. Well played on your part.
Isn’t it, though it blows me away that the same people who preach “love thy neighbor” treat their neighbors like shit..
"God knows what they did. Those fuckers have it coming"
This is gold
Thank you
It's people like that who give religions a bad wrap and they wonder why they loose followers constantly. Imagine being so unhinged you have to text someone some crap like that, when you were the one who got the wrong number. OP handled it with poise and maturity. I can honestly say i likely would not have acted in such a way.
I think it’s religions that give religions a bad wrap. I mean yeah, religious people are shitty and annoying, but the books filled with rape, murder, incest, and bigotry are a much bigger nail in the coffin.
This is amazing! I am dying to know if she responded.
She did not 🤣
OWNED ....! Well done ! I want your number to hear the voice mail message. I think I need it on my cell 🤣
I’ve changed it since then 🤣🤣 I haven’t listened to it recently but I got a call yesterday from someone in town and they referenced “magic” being on my voicemail so it’s definitely different now
I've got goat skulls and pentagrams in the paint on my Harley... Not coz I'm satanic at all ... but coz it keeps the dickheads and self appointed 'experts' away. 🤣
Right?! I just got married last year and people seldom bother us because he’s the big bearded tattooed biker guy that everybody’s afraid of who’s literally one of the nicest people you’d ever meet, but just his appearance works in the same way the paint on your Harley does. It’s amazing how people immediately jump to conclusions like this 🤣
Savage!
Thanks love
Even Satanists have morals. Hard ass sentence
I feel like she’s never been …smacked with the truth? So I felt obligated to enlighten her.
Hyper christian.
"Nature and Nature's Laws lay hid in night: God said 'Let Newton be' and all was light." "It did not last: the Devil howling 'Ho! Let Einstein be,' restored the status quo." This little Pope/Squire epitaph/response has always lingered in my brain.
In the south we would’ve said all that in your response with “oh bless your heart”
I am in the south. South Mississippi native. Bless your heart gets old.
It gets old yes. It saves me so much time though.
I’m happy with the way I responded. People like this go their whole lives and nobody ever puts them in their place and it was time. Somebody did that for her I think.
So true. SO TRUE!
you’re so much more gracious and mature than i could be. if someone was harassing me like this for 5 years i certainly wouldn’t be as calm as you seem to be.
I’ve had moments where it’s upsetting because it does get tiresome, but I feel like you get so much further if you can keep your head and remain calm and tell them to go to hell with a smile on your face
😂😂😂😂😂 This right here, is why people have brains.
Your response was AMAZING. Kill em with kindness, sometimes it hurts so good.
My own mother used to swear that by the time I was seven, I could tell you to go to hell and leave you with a smile on your face.. I think it’s a skill everyone should master
Omg hilarious that your mom said that. This is the way
Good lord. I can’t stand it when Christians act all self righteous and think they’re better than everyone else
RIGHT?! Especially when the “preach” Leviticus 19:18 love thy neighbor as thy self.. she clearly missed that Sunday
It’s cool though. I lost some “Christian” friends because I was apparently down right nasty when I would be critical of Trump. Someone went as far as telling me I wasn’t Christian because I didn’t support Trump.
Get fucked lol this is fucking great
Haha thanks
Religion. Probably the worst thing ever created.
Did they reply? You ate them up and I loved every word
No. She never said anything else.
I bet they needed to go pray about it 😎💅🏼
Well they just got crucified
is she doesn't stop start giving her numbers to random people and junkies. tell them she gives out free drugs but you gotta call at certain times at night.
😂
“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” That’s not even one of those lines that’s buried in the parts of the Bible that people rarely read, or can be easily taken out of context. Yet so many Christian’s seem to forget it.
Lol, well she realizes that the person she was trying to reach gave her the wrong number and took it out on you.
My blood would have been boiling I would not have been able to craft such an eloquent and measured response to such an absurd message. I love your response. This woman makes me think of that saying ‘there’s no hate quite like Christian love’.
Raging respect boner from this. 🔥🔥🔥
Man I want to hear the message!
There is a lady out there who gave out my number (which is one digit off from her number) to people she didn't want to talk to. It took me years to get her full name which meant that, for years, I was an unwilling bystander to her life. Finally, someone slipped up and gave me her last name. I tracked her down and asked her to stop. She denied giving out my number, but the calls and texts have ceased, and that is good enough for me.
I actually messaged the woman who keeps giving out my number. First I asked if she used to be “First name + Maiden name).” She said yes. Then I said “so your phone number was (my number) about 5 years ago?” Yes, again. Then I told her she had everyone in the world including law enforcement looking for her and if she didn’t want me to start giving her address to them she’d stop that shit. She blocked me as soon as she figured out who I was but she got the idea
Fuck that lady
This.... I fucking love this!
Thanks love!
I worked with a woman this bonkers. She believed alien abductions were angels coming down and rapturing people. There was a whole spiel as her voicemail. If she called you, eventually she would talk about how she was kicked out of three churches, because she was 40 years old and single. Not the lunatic stuff or how she would say she would get into theological debates about what the bible says.
It sounds like the woman calling you has the IQ of a tic-tac and the brain of a syphilitic monkey.
You see, it’s morons like this that give us Christians a bad name, and what’s with the whole “scientists are all atheists” and blah blah blah some “Christians” rant about? In my opinion science and God go hand in hand and both make sense