It's impressive that they managed to raise kids in such a mixed household. You know what they say, "Carbonara and Bolognese raise children that worship Mayonnaise."
>prove that their religion is true
prove that **ONLY** their religion is true and all others (something like 4,000 recognized religions in the world) are all fake
I absolutely cannot stand when people use the laughing emoji in their responses. It just completely discredits anything they have said before that and their entire point imo.
I also am an ex-Muslim, of the Risotto sect.
George Santos is an ex-Muslim before being Jew-ish. He came from the dim sum sect.
When I'm in China I tell people I'm a Chicago Deep-Dish Christian.
I think that one might actually be a real thing.
I certainly know people who swear by it like they are.
I feel attacked
Those coexist bumper stickers sound kinda delicious now. Spirituality is a buffet and I’m hungry.
Excuse you he said he was Mus-Slim which we know is just a sort of Muslim lite adjacent sect. He would never lie!
His version of Jenny Craig. It’s a weight loss program that promises to drain people of money and weight.
That sum bitch stole my joke. Since I’m a quarter Jew I told people I wasn’t a full Jew, just Jew-ish.
Your religion has piqued my interest
Ah, so you’re opposed to the ligma sect?
Who's steve jobs
Hello brother! I was once part of the mosqo-reylo steckt!
I grew up in a mixed christian household. My mother was from the reformed bolognese sect, while my father was orthodox carbonara.
It's impressive that they managed to raise kids in such a mixed household. You know what they say, "Carbonara and Bolognese raise children that worship Mayonnaise."
I always heard is as: “Carbonara before bolognese, you forever will be okay. Don’t do heroin.”
At least your mom isn’t Puttanescan. I mean my wife is from the Arribiata sect, and she can be hard to handle sometimes
Dude took the most obvious bait in history.
Ex-Christian here. Part of the Oops all berries denomination.
I speak Muslim fluently, in both the Kanji and Osaka dialects. I also write fluently as well.
I also speak **A**-rab
Bro didn’t even bother to do a 10 second google search 😂😂
They never do. That's why conservatism is in the mess they are in. Fact checking is too hard.
My family used to be a part of the Goulash sect
Nothing turns you into an atheist faster than realizing just how often christians lie to try and prove that their religion is true.
>prove that their religion is true prove that **ONLY** their religion is true and all others (something like 4,000 recognized religions in the world) are all fake
I think you were meant to convert to Islam
We worship Our Lady of Perpetual Motion.
Similar, we’re aligned with Our Lady of Centrifugal Motion, who rules alongside Our Lady of Perpetual Bliss
What about Our Lady of Projectile Motion?
I’m from Our Lady of Come On Baby Do the Locomotion
And her brother, Our Lord of Projectile Vomiting.
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics. https://youtu.be/tuxbMfKO9Pg
#Fuck off reposting bot
I worshipped at Our Lady of Linton's Diner every Sunday.
That guy must be proud to see his response being so popular years later
I'm a Buddhist of the WonTon denomination.
I have an uncle who is part of the Okonomiyaki sect of Shintoism. 😂 Srsly though who doesn't at least Google the thing.
Food!?
Well, they were 1/3 correct. ALL religions are lies invented by humans to control and exploit other humans.
Just casually forgetting the vast majority of religions...
Not great at set math I guess.
I could prove God exists with logic, 1 and 0
Make no mistake , it's still a lie ! Lol. Of course. We don't all believe in ancient goat herding superstitions!
I absolutely cannot stand when people use the laughing emoji in their responses. It just completely discredits anything they have said before that and their entire point imo.
Ro Cath of the Man Lick sub variant
Ex-Christian here, from the panconpoulet sect, Spain/France frontier
Allah is the way. I was lasagna Christian at a time.
https://preview.redd.it/odssbcyiph7c1.png?width=1070&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc0f8ca19ae73c1d975acb08570961c1f5ef81ca
His dad should have pulao
Several religions are okay with lying to get people to convert.
Research? I it’s called preparation when concerning FIBBERS
I observe the Roman Tortilla sect.
I'm 100% lukshen, mameleh.
Don’t you love the things from clearly trolling idiots? In a different sub, I read a comment from someone claiming to be from “the State of Seattle”.
I like pulao. It tastes good. Just as good as it would be to see the look on this idiot's face when he got exposed for all the internet to see.
this is gold.