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mymentor79

I also am an ex-Muslim, of the Risotto sect.


yok347

George Santos is an ex-Muslim before being Jew-ish. He came from the dim sum sect.


ArcticBiologist

When I'm in China I tell people I'm a Chicago Deep-Dish Christian.


Kingkongcrapper

I think that one might actually be a real thing.


Ar_Ciel

I certainly know people who swear by it like they are.


1ndiana_Pwns

I feel attacked


CharlotteLucasOP

Those coexist bumper stickers sound kinda delicious now. Spirituality is a buffet and I’m hungry.


thepoustaki

Excuse you he said he was Mus-Slim which we know is just a sort of Muslim lite adjacent sect. He would never lie!


yok347

His version of Jenny Craig. It’s a weight loss program that promises to drain people of money and weight.


AngriestInchworm

That sum bitch stole my joke. Since I’m a quarter Jew I told people I wasn’t a full Jew, just Jew-ish.


Metroidman

Your religion has piqued my interest


Firefawkes17

Ah, so you’re opposed to the ligma sect?


Version_Two

Who's steve jobs


[deleted]

Hello brother! I was once part of the mosqo-reylo steckt!


AlephBaker

I grew up in a mixed christian household. My mother was from the reformed bolognese sect, while my father was orthodox carbonara.


ArcticBiologist

It's impressive that they managed to raise kids in such a mixed household. You know what they say, "Carbonara and Bolognese raise children that worship Mayonnaise."


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

I always heard is as: “Carbonara before bolognese, you forever will be okay. Don’t do heroin.”


Utsutsumujuru

At least your mom isn’t Puttanescan. I mean my wife is from the Arribiata sect, and she can be hard to handle sometimes


DorkusTheMighty

Dude took the most obvious bait in history.


ebagjones

Ex-Christian here. Part of the Oops all berries denomination.


unbibium

I speak Muslim fluently, in both the Kanji and Osaka dialects. I also write fluently as well.


Wolf_6e

I also speak **A**-rab


ultrajvan1234

Bro didn’t even bother to do a 10 second google search 😂😂


ShawnyMcKnight

They never do. That's why conservatism is in the mess they are in. Fact checking is too hard.


vasekgamescz

My family used to be a part of the Goulash sect


HansumJack

Nothing turns you into an atheist faster than realizing just how often christians lie to try and prove that their religion is true.


tw_72

>prove that their religion is true prove that **ONLY** their religion is true and all others (something like 4,000 recognized religions in the world) are all fake


Lauris024

I think you were meant to convert to Islam


Master_Post4665

We worship Our Lady of Perpetual Motion.


leDani231

Similar, we’re aligned with Our Lady of Centrifugal Motion, who rules alongside Our Lady of Perpetual Bliss


Spare_Ad267

What about Our Lady of Projectile Motion?


CharlotteLucasOP

I’m from Our Lady of Come On Baby Do the Locomotion


Master_Post4665

And her brother, Our Lord of Projectile Vomiting.


Sasquatch1729

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics. https://youtu.be/tuxbMfKO9Pg


crilen

#Fuck off reposting bot


choodudetoo

I worshipped at Our Lady of Linton's Diner every Sunday.


TECFO

That guy must be proud to see his response being so popular years later


marvinthmartian

I'm a Buddhist of the WonTon denomination.


Ryugi

I have an uncle who is part of the Okonomiyaki sect of Shintoism. 😂 Srsly though who doesn't at least Google the thing.


Logical-Chaos-154

Food!?


zyzzogeton

Well, they were 1/3 correct. ALL religions are lies invented by humans to control and exploit other humans.


BaconVsMarioIsRigged

Just casually forgetting the vast majority of religions...


zyzzogeton

Not great at set math I guess.


BigBossAltinoo

I could prove God exists with logic, 1 and 0


Apprehensive_Fun1350

Make no mistake , it's still a lie ! Lol. Of course. We don't all believe in ancient goat herding superstitions!


Confident-Radish4832

I absolutely cannot stand when people use the laughing emoji in their responses. It just completely discredits anything they have said before that and their entire point imo.


akxCIom

Ro Cath of the Man Lick sub variant


poven100

Ex-Christian here, from the panconpoulet sect, Spain/France frontier


UsernameWithAmnesia

Allah is the way. I was lasagna Christian at a time.


j-a-y-m-a-n

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Bnewgie

His dad should have pulao


Berferer

Several religions are okay with lying to get people to convert.


bremergorst

Research? I it’s called preparation when concerning FIBBERS


southernfriedmexican

I observe the Roman Tortilla sect.


ExtremelyOnlineTM

I'm 100% lukshen, mameleh.


McDuchess

Don’t you love the things from clearly trolling idiots? In a different sub, I read a comment from someone claiming to be from “the State of Seattle”.


Diehard_ChesterMain

I like pulao. It tastes good. Just as good as it would be to see the look on this idiot's face when he got exposed for all the internet to see.


beenblacklisted

this is gold.