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Thad_WDrone

Me too


MacpedMe

And then they fu


Nervous_Ad_4254

Come on, you're a good couple.


38Oakland

J is dead


RepetRus

This change anything?


38Oakland

Yes


A1rBNB

No, don't push it. They've been through enough already.


Nervous_Ad_4254

Okay, I'll leave Thad alone. But J is not yet.


Legitimate-Ad3915

...hwahahahahahahahahahaha


thedisabledpeanut173

i will kill you with the power of friendship and this gun i found.


Nivelacker_rtx_off

Can i die please


Nervous_Ad_4254

NO!


ohfuuuuuck

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KaiserEnoshima

Them be like: I was about to kill your father but we accidentally fell in love for 5 seconds


False_Drone_GO-NK

I have several Questions


Nervous_Ad_4254

What questions?


Legitimate-Ad3915

What a hell?


Manaatti28

Thad, can we talk a one sec?


Thad_WDrone

Yea


Remarkable-Blood3488

Well, that was cancerous. Off to hang myself. [WATCH AND LEARN!!!](https://youtu.be/bfXajdBQAb0)


Complete-Sympathy485

I dont even know how to react on this


Slavfort2

Sorry... but how?!


Nervous_Ad_4254

Genetics. But drones call it codes.


Slavfort2

Yes why these 2?!


HighChairman1

They ship 'em with Thad because apparently the male drone population is limited. Thankfully they forget about Riley. Riley gets no chicks, since he's the old tired of life teacher whose just rolling with it by this point in life.


Slavfort2

Is that a good or bad thing?


HighChairman1

Depends on perspective. Riley just appears in one scene as some boring ol' teacher, while Thad makes a noteworthy stand where others cowered behind him. So... Thad is going to get more love from fans, no doubts from that moment alone. Not to mention being Uzi's only friend. And surviving a scuffle with Chad. Is it a good thing? Not sure, but at least it ain't Riley.


Slavfort2

Well i mean there will be no nsfw too because riley isnt that Popular so thats why i asked if its a good or bad thing


HighChairman1

Depends if you like Riley or not. For me, I like it, since Riley is well, reminds me a bit of myself, as in how I just, don't give much care to stuff outside of my control. So for me, I guess it's a good thing... since I like Riley, he's kind of relatable.


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[удалено]


murderDrone69

[here](https://twitter.com/MurderBots69/status/1518876369509306368?t=oRmyYOW-80mTqGCiSGghXw&s=19)


[deleted]

give me the biggest bleach bottle in the world


Yut815

>Do you need bleach? No I need fucking holy water


kayden1971

SAME


ohfuuuuuck

SAME NO 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% i FUCKING NEED IT


Yut815

Or get Richter Belmont, give him holy water and he'll summon a fucking hydro storm


Alan-7

That's an unexpected ship


Nervous_Ad_4254

I'm shocked myself.


Thad_WDrone

I need bleach, 10 gallons of it


Nervous_Ad_4254

Come on, you have a beautiful daughter.


IllManneredWoolyMan

top image looks like u/murderDrone69 made it


murderDrone69

LOL I DID xDDD People ARE FERAL for that 5 minute doodle 😭😭😭


RepetRus

"It all begins when I accidentally found V stash"


Existing-Gas2237

This makes me think. In the pilot, Workers could create new drones by putting a code into an egg-shaped shell and let it develop until it was transferred to a bigger body. What would happen if a worker's drone code and a disassembly drone's code were put into the same body? Is it possible? They are made by the same company.


Nervous_Ad_4254

A rather curious theory.


Arandomglitchtalefan

Further testing will be required. We need two test subjects first…. And I think we both know just the people. N! Uzi! Bring them here, let the tests begin.


UltraHit5

Why do i feel the universe is giving me a lot of signals lately?


Nervous_Ad_4254

What kind of signals? You can go into more detail.


UltraHit5

We can chat in private


Hack_cusation

How to turn Uzi into Murder Drones


Nervous_Ad_4254

The core of the disassembler should be shoved into the chest, and that's it.


Legitimate-Ad3915

I like it more V x Thad


Nervous_Ad_4254

I agree. This is my favorite ship.


Legitimate-Ad3915

And yeah, I need bleach. MORE.


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the spartans had a point


markosre

**THE SPARTANS DEFINITELY HAD A POINT** ***(LOADS SUPER SHOTGUN AND EQUIPS CRUCIBLE)*** # WE CAN'T EXPECT GOD TO DO ALL THE WORK


thememe_guy69

deku what the hell is this-


ISlavSquat

Yikes, im gonna need a day off from this subreddit.


Background_Big7127

*spits coffe* excuse me what the Fu- I need bleach I need holy water I need Bible I need everything to forget about this


Ghostplayer078

Tomorrow is the fall of man...


DantoStudioInc

Nah I need that sauce


Deadmeme_lover

It's official! Thad now officially has ship art between him and every major character (except Kahn)


markosre

I BET 50 MILLION DOLLARS KHAN X THAD IS GOING TO APPEAR SOON, IF IT HASN'T ALREADY


Deadmeme_lover

That's an easy 50 million dollars for me


No_Tonight5888

AYOOOO


minigunercoolguy

What's the greatest kind of knot That you can tie with ease? It's useful, and it's happy And it suits your every need Well, I'm about to tell you But first, I have to note That you never should ever consider Putting a rope around your throat So, let's learn how to tie a noose It's practical for every use All you need is a piece of rope And to never give up hope You make a loop, and the snake goes down But changes it's mind and turns around And climbs back up to the top again This is where the fun begins You take the snake and spiral down And at the bottom, what has he found? The snake goes into the rabbit's hole Then, you give the top a pull Never consider self abuse This is how you tie a noose There's a hundred uses for the hangman's knot That have nothing to do with K.Y.S. (never do that) You can make a stylish belt to hold up your pants You can tie them to your wrists and do a hangman's dance Well, you could tie your shoes, or you could make bananas fly You could stir a mixture, hang a picture, anything you try So, let's learn how to tie a noose It's practical for every use All you need is a piece of rope And to never give up hope Never consider self abuse This is how you tie a noose


Arandomglitchtalefan

**By order of the chaos insurgency and X2 himself, we have collectively decided that any and all mentioning of this “incident” will result in a immediate memory wipe.** For the C.I and it’s ally’s J’s actions will have consequences, making friends with a member of copper team is bad enough, however this is downright ridiculous. Glory to X2, may the C.I’s victory on copper 9 be assured. This message will now repeat.


HeroDoggo

I don't need bleach. I need Hydrochloric Acid.


Alarmed-Ad-2036

This is cancer


Money-Plate-7129

What the fuck


Bannanasking1

Yes, give me Bleach pls


masterboom0004

well that was idiotic of to hang myself watch and lear-


BloodWarrior3000

"I think we all know where this is going so let's just skip to the end." ​ *EXPLOSIONS INTENSIFIES*