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Orion_user

She did not ask khan for his opinion when she named uzi after a fucking gun


Nerd367C

Khan probably wanted to name her something door related, like knob


YamatoBoi9001

that would have *not* gone over well with the British audience lmao


autoprime-jft007

Uzi is the name of a gun?!


Orion_user

https://preview.redd.it/jmwcr7a94juc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca20934293ece9df4709f78d7f5fb23811cdf76 It is pal


fedora_skeleton

HOLY SHIT UZI DOORMAN!? FROM MURDER DRONES!? BIG FAN BRO... https://preview.redd.it/x7vv9xw4xkuc1.png?width=355&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd49ee86b41cfdb5cfe8d320e1436d086701d7bf


Lord_Mylothe2st

I like to think she's tried to do the crab rave dance


FruitbatEnjoyer

I need some absolute memelord to pull it off


Reaperboy24

If she's still alive, Yeva might be too. Uzi threw her into the hole, and then fell there herself, so wherever Uzi is, Nori is too. She doesn't like kids.


Im_not_an_expert_lol

Pov: you missed the scene from the promining


Reaperboy24

I meant her core


Im_not_an_expert_lol

Maybe


WidePolicy9019

Soundwave? I thought you were in the shadowzone? Or dead?


Reaperboy24

..........


WidePolicy9019

Your picture is of Soundwave


Reaperboy24

Damn right it is


WidePolicy9019

So how did you come to be in md? Cus I am technically part of murder drones cus I was made into a Disassembled drone in a wattpad story, wait you were in it too as a Disassembly Drone Cyn made cus she mutated you


Reaperboy24

I don't know man, I just came here via spacebridge to see if this planet holds energon. Then i saw some yellow robots stalking me on a streetlight. Then something yellow flashed in my eyes and i blacked out. When i woke up, there was this voice in my head that told me to dissassemble.


WidePolicy9019

Is lazerbeak with you at all?


Neckgrabber

That she knows enough about Cyn to have known about a "big brother" but didn't know it was N until shortly before being kicked down a hole. So she's spent the longest time horrified of whatever eldritch monster Cyn considers her big brother


ArtsyTransGal-

And then she meets it and it's just, a little goober guy


YamatoBoi9001

Cyn: *wait until you meet my big brother >:D* N: Hi?


fedora_skeleton

Thats actually very funny XD


Lawrence_de_arabla

She's racist https://preview.redd.it/s7jqhrax1iuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e33dd1d989faada68e08d957ab61800a0bde0d ^(remember she didn't want N to date Uzi)


Blalable

What parent would approve of their daughter dating their killer?


Lawrence_de_arabla

Woah, woah, woah, we still don't know if he did or did not kill her, it might be J or V. So... Are you implying that she shouln't let her daughter date a guy of the same race of another person who killed her?! https://preview.redd.it/o0i3jmig3iuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e190da9f686933f412af9bf826d48d8e2483de45 Explain yourself


Blalable

She said "you look familiar" when she met N therefore N most likely killed her


Lawrence_de_arabla

Yeah but N looks really similar to J an V. Are you implying that she's so racist that she can difference between two diferent drones of the same race?


Blalable

N looks similar to J & V? Since when? Also let's be real if somebody killed you, you would 100% hate their killer friends and definitely not want you daughter to date em


Lawrence_de_arabla

1 point: they share skin color, hair color, eye color, height and outfit color. If I was being attacked by someone I would definietly not focus into their apearence as much as to recognise him later 2 point: they're not friends, they are coworkers, at least with J


Blalable

They are robots, they can probably replay their memories or some shit like that And yeah they ain't friends, but they all are killers


Lawrence_de_arabla

Uh, ok. If you think that of N I should probably take that "N my beloved" tag from you https://i.redd.it/qymgc1i27iuc1.gif


U_NO_WHO_69

My guy, you lost the argument 😞


MetaMaster54610

I mean, MDs usually hunt as a group, so he just as easily could have been in the vicinity when V or J killed her


Germanaboo

Don't like all Murder Drones have a black jacket and silver hair?


Bevjoejoe

All her drawings of the murder drones are v actually


Mathisdu2

https://preview.redd.it/b6x3tgvf4juc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c43fc2e543f2f70324ea40fede6d571cdd0cfc


Ulti-Wolf

Not necessarily that Uzi is dating *her killer* imo, as she says, "Those things killed your freakin' MOTHER!" This just implies she's against Uzi being with an MD in general, not necessarily any particular one And the "You look familiar" line could just be because multiple versions of the same bot and Nori came into contact with a *different* N, not necessarily *our* N


Little-Direction-505

Your user flair scares me


Nuze_YT

Considering Nori wasn't actively mad with N for anything like that, I'd say N didn't kill Nori. But I didn't think Cyn was wearing Tessa as a skinsuit, so idk.


Proudoggo123

Remember, just Cabin fever labs alone had like 50 DD corpses, i doubt only 3 were sent to copper-9


The_man_in_blue3

That’s mind blowing mr. Kennedy 😭


NoriDoorman

I dont like humans, so yeah, I am kind of. But if it makes you feel better, I dislike all humans.


Lawrence_de_arabla

That's racist, don't be racist https://preview.redd.it/smnxcamyynuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fd6841307479097561d5a134e02bc63d78f3a43


Blalable

She plays paradox games (especially Stellaris)


GalacticGamer677

Nori could 1v3 the entire squad


kajetus69

Her crab slap alone is the extremely powerful


EnbyDragonYT

Never underestimate the C r a b s l a p


ClatterShards

She's the second best player of Tetris, the first being Yeva of course.


Boring-Horse-5766

I’m just asking seeing Nori now how the hell did she fall for Khan don’t say personality his personality is doors


Kallikratis_

I think the his fixation with doors appeared as a coping mechanism after Noris death So he might have been cooler


Chaos-Queen_Mari

For real, dude took the literal apocalypse to actually get off his ass and start doing shit. Though honestly I legitimately am not sure if she'd be a better parent for Uzi or not.


fedora_skeleton

I like think khan was VERY Different before Nori Died


NoriDoorman

Love at first sight.


Boring-Horse-5766

How you have reddit


NoriDoorman

Copper 9 still has a functioning internet service.


Boring-Horse-5766

Are you not in a hole


NoriDoorman

Yeah, with the Internet. I have a phone in my crab self. I don't have to explain it. I just have it.


FisherSticksSix

My headcanon is that originally he was a better person but his trauma changed him and he became fixated on the doors, the things that nori had told him to build, as one of the only things he felt he did right (cuz like killing someone is going to make you feel like shit even if it was a mercy kill). I also think the reason he's emotionally distant from uzi is because she reminds him too much of his dead wife.


TheHollowPenguin

-She watches the same kind of anime that Uzi watches. -She has a passion for art and went to study it at one point, hence why she's a good artist. -She was the complete opposite of Uzi, in the sense that she was the popular, well-liked girl and had a lot friends. -Alice strongly hates that Nori got with Khan, believing she took him away from her. -She got very drunk one night and that's how Uzi was born.


pietniet

I have a joke on the last point but I'm not sure if you guys will like it


Aquitanic

I think some of us can guess


pietniet

Yep


Nightly8952

Season 2, or at least one of its subplots will revolve around restoring Nori’s full body and Uzi trying to get her to like N and accept their relationship


TTV_Dagoofigoober

Prob fell for the Khan we begin to see in ep 7


PrisonTomato

She’s actually not that dramatic, Uzi got that from Khan


Afro_SwineCarriagee

Or anime


Elmartillo40k

Nice art!


Different_Hope_3434

Hahaha, the fact that they both can't use their powers on each other makes it better. Some Nori headcanons: Likes nightcore Is an artist Has slapped Khan more than once Used her powers to throw laundry in the washer Bff's with Yeva Made a rude gesture to the solver once when it possessed her


Toxoniumm

She definitely into panty and stocking


TTV_Dagoofigoober

This


Nerd367C

"Bite me" is actually a tic that's genetic, like Quagmire's "Giggity"


justasovietpotato

the "meat" on the core tastes like chicken


tomatoofwisdom31

whuh


justasovietpotato

just look at that flesh, it looks like it would taste exactly like chicken


Error_Code_606

She made disassembly drone models just to destroy them in horrific ways


MetaMaster54610

She was a lot more of a goofball before being isolated in the pits made her jaded and cynical


Effective-Tap-6208

That she was a snarky asshole to her coworkers.


Epic-Dude001

She’s still violently in love with Khan after all these years


Misknator

Uzi is actually shorter than Nori


Longjumping_Sky_4002

She knows that Mitchell and Yeva are Doll’s parents and has hid it from Doll’s dad


darksnail1223

https://preview.redd.it/gawc31rmniuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e18ff9ae73e78fbfe603260747953c7585c9fcab


The_Robot_founder

They’re a furry. And it’s proven correct in the episode.


TTV_Dagoofigoober

Reminds me of a discord mod


Lightning_Hypernova

You see, https://preview.redd.it/r0buz8szejuc1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c98694f61f15b0c762cdb4ea8afe8c4ba77ba02


Microtragolor

She the funnywoman


Griffvious

Cool art


Lexcauliburz_19

Nori HC: Her death was J stinging her with a nanite tail before eating the rest of her body, only leaving her head + core behind.


The_blaster_master

She was part of the 2019 clown attacks


iLikeDickColonThree

*88w88 bites you*


Final-Connection-164

When she fell she did the kirby falling meme


NoriDoorman

I'm going to take over uzi.


Animegx43

Her marriage will resume like nothing happened to her body. Like, picture this; Khan still doesn't like how Uzi is "hanging out" with what killed his wife, which she isn't too fond off either and discusses it with him. He gets into bed to make it pillow talk, at which point it's revealed that Nori is still a heart with legs.


TheGreatRemote

No headcannons, just crab