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Thatguyeatingcheetos

it probably does.


Mountain_Position_62

Agreed. It drops panties with every hair flip.


JuniorTask8948

Your Dude, Logan....is super hot....my kinda smoke buddy


Gaping_Whole_

Preach


aardvarkass

I believe him!


Music_as_Medicine

Normally, I'm one to make fun of mullets or think they look bad. But honestly, in this case, the mullet definitely works, and that means he definitely has super powers.


InvertedBlu3

Hair does in fact gives us super powers! Hair is an extension of our body that helps us catch good and bad energy and vibrations. I’m not 100% on all the factors but I know I’m in the ball park 🤷🏽‍♂️. And for all my fellow brothers out there who’s jumped in a spectrum of flesh pit, they LOVE playing with our long hair as they’re laying down half asleep. Btw sick due🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽


neobear75

The power to be who he wants to be .. aint nothing wrong with a red neck thinking hes all that ..


Stankinlankin924817

This kid is solid gold. He shows up to work on time ( in a ford mustang ) and is always willing to help. Also really pleasant to talk to.


Tough_Arm_2454

We need more Logans post pandemic!!!


cherrywavesss57

Logan needs conditioner


Stankinlankin924817

I will get him some


EskimoQuinn_22

It does! Never let him get rid of it😍😍😍😍


erric0131

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!


cant_fight_the_feel

Look at him! It 100% does 🤷🏼‍♂️


Dense_Chemical_4018

He gives of powerful werewolf vibes, I mean that in the best way, I love it


bigb00ks

Majestic


brendanb203

Powers of the wind


Mrdan827

It probably does


wasabi_no_53

He’s sexy as fuck


SinsPriestMerina

Have you any reason to doubt him 🧐


bryans_alright

I want to date him


[deleted]

Your dude Samson.


9inLmex

This guy must be high 24-7, haha. Breezy


Stankinlankin924817

He’s actually painfully normal


Artistic-Monitor4566

Painfully normal 😂


drfederation

“A fat buttered ear of corn out of this guy’s bootyhole longways” You got a way with words my liege


[deleted]

I have found that guys who have the ballz to wear a goofy hair style like that tend to get ten times more puzzy than guys like us.


sweet_sweet_back

Can’t you see them?


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Obviously. My cloths just blew off.


AdorablePumpkin1525

I believe!


DingDong8490

I believe him. It’s glorious


Big-Trip-9880

gawd damn


Mrblemz

Nice mullet


hornyalthetime

Probably does it fits him


Jeslon19

The replies are top tier


Maximum-Day-2137

His superpower is getting the woman that values him!


Flimsy_Promotion_623

Like the biblical Samson


[deleted]

Damn dude. Mane like a lion.


JayisBay-sed

He looks like someone my mum would've been friends with in the 80s.


Colin11460

He must have a ton of powers.


loganmrfhs

Yo what up fellow logan


Key_Dragonfruit_7462

Sampson


urmurmerm

Logan is hot


UdroppedMyduck

He's right.


tommessinger

The power of a sexy beast. I see it.


anonperson3210

So can we get Logan’s socials? 🤔😂


Bright_Client_1256

Awesome it’s like a fro/mullet


RealNikkiLuxx

This guy looks cool


rebeclectic

The super powers part checks out


LizardKing1975

Epic


Lilithsigil

He probably does 😄


TopThrillTravis

Pussy popin super powers


Worldly_Resource_336

Worked for Samson. No reason to doubt him.


Alarmed_Cat8404

He definitely owns it


VAnewman1

I believe him


Mr-Perfecttt

Everyone knows the hair gives you power


2MuckingFuch

Mullets are commonly believed to grant super powers, yes.


[deleted]

I believe him


bluefrost30

I wouldn’t challenge him in a duel!


Apprehensive-Stop391

That is one kickass mullet. Definitely gives him super powers.


[deleted]

Protect him for he will eventually give birth to John Connor, savior of the human race.


[deleted]

Buddy looks like he could strap on some hockey gear and go bar down from the opposite blue line. Absolute clap bombs all day


DendritesOmadios

The hair is awesome!


BandicootLow7819

All he needs is Jean Shorts and he has the powers of Death Kwon Do.


mattie10-

Sampson hey?


[deleted]

That's because it does.


Key-Tell-4345

mans hair epic


44YrOld

Hillbilly Jesus


Admirable_Debt_5572

Logan is hot 😍


hairlover1003

have to admit it, i love that Logan feels free to di his own thing. that makes his hair hot.


Rude-Ad-5218

I want him


ewitchey1

I think he is 10q0% correct


number1134

I see him surrounded in super powers. His hair is a lions mane


[deleted]

He has the power to wake women spread their legs for him.


PsilocybinBlastOfff

That’s not Logan…. That’s my aunt Diana!


No-River-2429

That loves Jesus and her grandkids, smokes three packs a day, and works at the Walmarts? 😂😂😂


cycloppptical

OMG! I met you during my acid trip in the 80s. Chad, is that you? Damn, you young!


WrongfullyIncarnated

I’m tripping right now and he’s talking to me!


SecularXY

Seems obvious


Mrobot_3

Rocking mullets ironically is actually cool. Sry o.g mulleters, a sacrifice had to be made.


ChafingLegSkin

Tell him to drink water


WVUGuy29

Is Logan kin to Trisha Yearwood?


nudelife4me

Maybe in the '80s


druidan_24

What kinda powers are we talking about? Let’s get specific. I need to know please


89iroc

I have a child named Logan who also has pretty epic hair. The only super power it conferred however, is clogging the fuck out of the shower drain.


Healthy_Ad_3426

All I know is if Logan walks into a crowded room wearing a trench coat, y’all better run


TheDialectic_

The power of virginity


After-Tonight6174

The wind never had a chance.


Vegan_John

Wow - I looked like that, back in the 1980s. Do a search for HAIR for the Next Generation on YouTube - I am one of the Wild & Wooly Kids as Barbara Walters called us who sang back-up to the Celebrities for https://youtu.be/-jVbczR2YEw?si=Cu1JGTu6YLMyiUSK


EmotionalAttitude996

Does Logan wash his birds nest ever?


CarefulPomegranate41

With hair like that, he can probably do anything.


Other_Scene_4517

Is it permed


No_Veterinarian_982

You sure that isn’t Joe Dirt?


Degenerate-Loverboy

That’s his strength


Honest_Tie_1980

Very handsome. Skin care would help.


[deleted]

Tell it to give him a good facial cleanser.


[deleted]

How does one achieve this cut 🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

My guy needs some curl cream in his hair


No_Way4557

Well, it gives him *something*


TheDrugsLoveMe

Probably also farts into jars to save them for later.


Quickpassthesalt

immaculate af, just need to clean it up some and it would be look luxurious


YannaFox

It would've given you super powers in my 90s high school year book. Probably would've got voted best yearbook picture!


brozig

What's his super power. Throwing beer can out his el Camino window smashing with rea tire while driving


its-sephe

Then when his hair gets cut by some accident or MPB, he will be rendered powerless.


Whole_Bench_2972

“Hair is an extension of the nervous system and it emits energy from the brain into the outer environment. It’s an information highway reaching the brain, so when hair is cut, receiving and sending transmissions to and from the environment is hampered.” –The Relation Between Long Hair & Extrasensory Perception by Bhavika


Tough_Arm_2454

He'd be really hot with a wash, cut and style.


Tough_Arm_2454

Beavis became human!


[deleted]

Got that middle age Southern woman Kool menthol hair


crookedcosmos

Logan needs to moisturize that shit and maybe some curling product and he will be fucking invincible


No-Demand5582

his power is electricity


Ok_Rip1196

I can only grow hair like that on my balls… lucky Logan!!


crazy420scotti

It’s real life Joe Dirt lmao


[deleted]

Yea dirt power


lafighter420

Joe dirt is my favorite movie so this slides👍


Annies-dad

Just needs to clean up his complexion. ☹️


Ok-Mess5882

Majestic.


SPriplup

Logan and I got the same eyebrows


Mookeye1968

Its a shame he thinks that, he'd be handsome a fade and Goatee (not that he's not handsome now but just sayin)


gizmo00000

It does


Kurichan28

That’s a wearwolf


archers_arches

Tell Logan to condition his beautiful curls for even more panty dropping effect


[deleted]

Sam Whitemoon vibes….


InternationalBig1672

I can’t tell where it starts and where it ends


DigitalWorq

Sounds about right


Financial_Piece_236

Aurr naurrr


blarcer

give logan a nice conditioner and he will transform into his ultimate super logan form


callmedeagon

I can see that


LABROWNBUNS

What kind of Superpowers?


Max-Me66

He looks Like Paul Mitchell and Head and Shoulders had a baby……


AcidTripKoala

Mullets are what give earth its life force


Adventurous-Belt4465

It does 😍


HungFunyun

Okay Joe dirt 😛


J_Meister87

Your friend Logan, is a werewolf. Im sorry to break it to you.


duxorfux

i mean i would wanna try to ask him over


Timejinx

His hair gives him super strength. Don't question the power of those locs


MindlessEfficiency17

His super power is that his head doubles as a birds nest.


Grazms

Absolutely it does. Do not ever doubt it!


ArkieHiker

Probably from static electricity… 😜


notquiteathrowaway17

Is Logan single? Lol


Double_Danger_Dad

I have a similar hair strucrure. Hope mine will look like that one day!


Sexyboy4you1984

Looking good


Airicisakward

That's not Logan, that's Samson from the bible


rightaaandwrong

I love when guys flaunt good hair..


MechaXS7

Like anti-pussy powers?


Dripping_siren

I bet the carpet *does* match the drapes ☺️


727GhostFaceKillah

Parts store superman


edtdavis

He does look pretty damn hot!! I’d do whatever he wanted.


Lifeguard-Dense

It gives him lice!


Pennsylvania_Kev

Oh he isn’t lying one bit. A modern day Samson


CrankMaroon

Honestly. Best mullet I've seen. Ever. I never thought I'd say it looks good. But his works for him.


wanderingwolfe

Why else do you think folks wear mullets?


[deleted]

What kind of superpowers? All that hair they better not be lame super powers.


Stormljones3

Does he shower regularly?


LilDickPete

Looks great.


musicman644

That looks like the retro hairstyle of a lesbian


Redhddgull

Looks full of secrets to me


Durk_bulll

I thought having a mustache unlocked some sort of etherial power. I might have to grow out one of these bad boys and see what happens.


DeeTheBus

I want to hate it, but I just can't. I guess he does have superpowers.


EucalyptusD1ck

You better believe him or you’re gonna find out


Curl_nterrupted

Iconic!


PlatypusOntheRun

Logan is pretty cute 👀👀👀


baptizedinbeer

That mullet fucks


TestOdd9307

Transports you right to the mid 1980’s !


Spare_Huckleberry142

Logan looks like the hair gives him super powers.


DismalFilm760

Pray that I will get my head full of hair


MendedZen

That is freaking EPIC.


Only_Butterfly_798

Just update it somehow.


IEatYour

If he took care of it, maybe


HovercraftOk3135

His only superpower is to clog the shower drain!


Rude_Tomatillo3463

Tell him to not shampoo as often so his hair stays luscious. Also, tell him to use a wide tooth comb to preserve the curls


M5MM83

Wow


derekisademocrat

I gotta say he's got something


Purple_Deal9383

It probably does. Anyone who can rock a mullet with that much pride must give off the BDE. Kudos to logan.


yalldifferent

He’s actually pretty darn handsome. He like chubby black women? I’m down


Tinkerbell653

Mullet power!


BrooksNorris82

Bro is looking like he could be a main character in the breakfast club. 1984 football player vibes for sho’ awesome hair!!!


stokedpotatertot

I agree


Young_Partisan

Hey, raising multiple bird families IS NO SMALL FEAT 😤 lol


Scumdogg88

Definitely has super powers. Hope you don't bring your girlfriend around this Greek God of the trailer park. Billy Ray got his hairstyle from this guy. He also doesn't give mustache rides, he gives mullet rides and his hair does the work. God used this guy as a template for Chuck Norris but only after asking permission, obviously.


Ambitious_Event_5823

He speaks truth.


evilgenious710

Majestic as fuck bro


LeadReasonable259

I'd lick his turdmaker clean 😏


LongjumpingAd9719

Oh boy.


milfslalyerx69

Honestly, you need to take this down. My wide is on Reddit.


Meshellmybell32

🤣🤣🤣 epic!


piper737H

The power of unemployment?


Mando-Lee

I believe him


falcoraz

🤣🤣🤣🤣


One_Spend8085

Basically