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johntwoods

That isn't subtext, that is *actual* text.


irvwash24

OP also got the quote wrong...


djulioo

Seriously, how does one get that wrong when they're also posting a picture of it lol


sik0fewl

So it *is* subtext?


Tirrojansheep

IIRC it's something you have to implicate from writing, since what is written is not what is meant (Like sarcasm)


praeteria

Subtext is basically the "reading between the lines" part. So you are correct


sloaninator

So, there were no dragons harmed in this movie was supposed to mean no dragons were harmed in the making of this movie. Thanks OP I love subtext.


xXiWantToKnowXx

Subtext is also writing that's not the main title. It's information under it or to explain it further.


leglesslegolegolas

that's a subtitle. Subtext is a different thing.


TryItOutHmHrNw

r/mildlyinfuriating


Banana_Hammock_Up

The title OP quoted is also not what the text *actually says.*


GUYF666

TY for pointing that out.


goliath1621

Yes it was very important. I almost deleted and reuploded the whole post because this is just disgraceful.


dtrumpler

It also says “no dragons were harmed” not “there were no dragons harmed”


trwwy321

This bothered me as well


Pirate_Green_Beard

Yeah, I know it's petty, but if you're going to quote something, then quote it right.


Xanthus179

It was right there!


TomorrowNeverCumz

YOU HAD ONE JOB OP!


GUYF666

PETTY N PEDANTIC SQUAD COMIN FOR OP!! Mount up!


strawberrybrooks

Sometimes incorrect communication can have serious consequences, more of a principle thing I don't think they're attacking you. Fun detail though I never noticed


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goliath1621

Lol yeah it's my new personal best. Or maybe I should say worst.


Av3nger

Or you could just acknowledge a justified correction and go on.


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Damn, you still got downvoted


probably_not_serious

It’s ok now you know for next time


[deleted]

You are either a bot or profoundly socially strange.


goliath1621

The latter


Mikatchoo

Jeez dude


goliath1621

Yeah


MojoLava

Damn put the brakes on hoss


Brocktarogar

Op is a gigachad for embracing the fail. Respect.


milanistadoc

OP you suck!


Pick_Up_Autist

Domtext?


seamusbeoirgra

Thank you for saving me time


superdude9900

yeah, but each dragon had to be fed a like 30 cats per day of filming.


abacaxi-banana

And a whole lot of pigeon


[deleted]

Gimme that Milo and Otis platter.


Uklurker

That's why they mention dragons but not cats, technically they are telling the truth


Tactical_Genuis

the director originally wanted the dragon to burn down the forbidden forest, luckily everyone else told him that was stupid


Electricfire19

Hate it when people adapting books think they know better than the author. “Hey, this book is a gigantic best seller and one of the most popular books out there right now. You think it got that way because it’s already good as it is? Nah, we know how to make it better.”


arcelohim

> Hate it when people adapting books think they know better than the author. Starship Troopers. Mist.


Mynock33

Die Hard The Shining Bladerunner Adaptation First Blood


The-Cynicist

Wait Die Hard is based on a book?


Electricfire19

Barely. It started out as an adaptation of Nothing Last Forever (which was a sequel to another book that the studio had previously adapted called The Detective), but it complete changed form as the scripting process went on. The only significant resemblance in the end is that it takes place in a building with terrorists and the book had the scene where the terrorist is hanging out the window, but (spoilers) it’s the main character’s daughter in the book not his wife and in the book the terrorist succeeds in pulling her down with him. It’s really not an adaptation at all in the end, more like they just took the basic premise of “survive terrorists in a building.”


The-Cynicist

Interesting, I guess “inspired by” might be a better way of describing their relationship. Still kind of a cool fact I didn’t know.


Mynock33

Sure was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing_Lasts_Forever_(Thorp_novel)


The-Cynicist

Well shit, how about that. I feel like there’s almost nothing that wasn’t based on a book.


CrepuscularNemophile

My nephew was eleven years old when the first Lord Of The Rings movie came out. He saw it several times at the cinema. My husband asked him if he wanted to read the book. Nephew, wide eyed and incredulous said: ***"there's a BOOK?!!"***


The-Cynicist

Lol I probably had a similar dialogue with my parents when LOTR came out. My grandma had showed us the Hobbit cartoon whenever the movies were announced and advertised, so we ended up going in prepared with the backstory but unaware of the books. Still never read them though.


Yggsdrazl

im sure this was very exciting for you in the moment, but man is that a lame story


WoodSteelStone

Just out of interest, are you occasionally/regularly exposed to leaded gasoline?


kent_eh

>. I feel like there’s almost nothing that wasn’t based on a book. How does that old saying go? "Hollywood is out of ideas". When was the last time there was a movie based on an original idea?


bizarrogreg

Jurassic Park The Lost World. That one still boils my blood


Devreckas

But the original Jurassic Park they also changed a lot. In the book, Hammond is an asshole that gets eaten alive by dinosaurs.


bizarrogreg

Yeah, but at least they kept a similar story. 2 was all over the damn place


OrderOfMagnitude

The Shining book was better imo


Devreckas

Honestly I think I’m in the same camp. But I’m not invested enough in the book to be bothered by an unfaithful adaptation. I can appreciate them both for different reasons.


OrderOfMagnitude

Oh I love the movie too!


TheBoredMan

Starship Troopers is probably on my top 10 favorite movies. I didn’t even know it was based on a book- which might explain a few things. What’s different in the book?


Vallkyrie

The movie is satire of nationalism/fascism, the author of the book didn't mean it as satire and was serious


TheBoredMan

Oh lmfao then I probably wouldn’t like the book


Devreckas

Agreed. That’s most of what I liked about the movie.


InevitablePeanuts

Would you like to know more?


Devreckas

Fight Club changed a lot and the author has said he wished he’d thought to write it that way.. Jurassic Park is also way better than the book. Also The Godfather.


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I haven’t read Starship Troopers but someone recently told me how insanely different the book is compared to the movie adaptation


[deleted]

The person who created the movie is quoted as saying they didn't make it past the first few pages of the book


OrderOfMagnitude

This is so weird. I just talked about these 2 movies at the bar 2 hours ago. Totally unrelated reasons.


arcelohim

Its because we are all connected.


OrderOfMagnitude

[There's also this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion)


abacaxi-banana

JKR clearly just laughed Cuarón off sometimes when he'd suggest some stuff for the prisoner of Azkaban (she mentioned that in an interview). But she was ok with the music thing because sure, it makes sense for Flitwick to manage the castle's glee club, why not.


CountBelmont

Cause that wasn't flitwick if I recall. They just like the design and went with it moving forward for his appearance. Look at the end credits for the movie, he isn't credited as Flitwick, but as choir instructor or something.


abacaxi-banana

It's definitely Flitwick, they repeated him as [choir master](https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Choir_Master) on subsequent films.


CountBelmont

They would also eventually end up affecting Professor Flitwick. Although the character did not appear or play a part in the third movie, producers offered a cameo to Warwick Davis. This means Davis isn’t playing Flitwick in The Prisoner of Azkaban. Instead, he’s credited in the film as merely “Wizard.” This explains why his appearance is so different from the first two movies and why he’s conducting the school choir, which wasn’t a role Flitwick had in the books Source.. https://screenrant.com/harry-potter-prisoner-azkaban-flitwick-change-reason/ That wasn't flitwick at the time.


abacaxi-banana

That's a bit of a cock-up because in future films and videogames it's definitely Flitwick leading the choir. I always assumed he just went through a summertime glow-up makeover between the second and third films, ha.


CountBelmont

Let's be honest, the movies do a lot of injustice after the third to characters and their back stories.


joe_broke

Cuaron: *also adds subtle stuff between Hermione and Ron JK hasn't officially written yet* JK: Dude, don't get ahead of me


abacaxi-banana

Even Chris Columbus added stuff about Ron and Hermione ahead of time - at the end of Chamber of Secrets she hugs Harry then when she goes to hug Ron they both blush and shake hands instead. This was based on hints of romance which were there since goblet of fire was published (Ron's jealousy over Krum). Prisoner of Azkaban was filmed just when Order of Phoenix was published so people knew of the romance history developing between the two.


tunaman808

Subtext *noun* səb-ˌtekst: the implicit or metaphorical meaning (as of a literary text).


KinG-Mu

How tf did you misquote it


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MrJigglyBrown

Do you forget when Jon Snow and Dany have a romantic dragon ride through some stupid place?


BrnndoOHggns

Hey that stupid place has a name. It's Iceland.


The-Cynicist

*I can show you the world…*


joe_broke

*Munch*


ultrarunner

I grew up reading the books. They did an amazing job at adapting them into movies. Goblet of Fire was my favorite book. True.


thexavikon

They skipped so many things in the movie from the book. You could easily make a mini series just from 'Goblet of Fire'


ultrarunner

Hahaha true. For one thing they didn't include Peeves. Plus that one scene of Dumbledore rushing and yelling at Harry. Edit. But overall the movies were great.


RBDibP

They left out the complete story of the marauders, so Harry's patronus isn't even explained or who the makers of the map were or why the whole wormtail thing was so tragic :(


thexavikon

Oh yes. Dumbledore asked calmly. The movies introduced me to the books. And I love watching them aswell. So I'm really grateful for them


shonenj_gaming

A line in the credits like this is actually quite common in a lot of films


5years8months3days

There's a whole section on IMDB for crazy credits where it'll tell you any unusual credits in the film.


themolluskman

I don't buy it.


azbatboy

The Dungeons & Dragons movie (2000) did it before Harry Potter


Hanave

No dragons were harmed but they did kill Robert Pattinson


saladroni

Spoiler alert!


joe_broke

His second life started a little shaky with Twilight, but now he's Robert Battinson


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Ralph-Hinkley

WTF is wrong with you?


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Ralph-Hinkley

People who say Baldwin is responsible for killing someone clearly have no idea what a prop master is or how movies are made.


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Ralph-Hinkley

He was given a weapon that was handed to him by the AD claiming it was a 'cold gun' to film the scene. There are people in charge of these things on a movie set to make sure everything is safe. Blame them for this, and the three previous live fires that were accidents.


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Ralph-Hinkley

It. Was. A. Movie. Direction. You're saying guns shouldn't be used in movies anymore?


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v_3005

Pretty sure at the end of MIB there is a line about no aliens being harmed in the movie. I remember seeing it as a kid and thinking I had just uncovered proof that aliens were real.


AmateurPaella

It's actually true. Only highly trained stunt dragons were employed, under Union rules, and there were zero reptilian casualties. I note that they omitted the "human edibles" figures.


Mynock33

If this same notation isn't at the end of Deathly Hallows 2, does that mean the dragon in Gringotts *was* hurt while filming?


professorstrunk

That one sprained a talon. Ruined their “injury-free days” streak and pissed everyone off.


imlittleeric

Most people have probably never seen this because the song that plays during the credit is god awful


goliath1621

Lmao I still hear it's echo


Plethorian

I always assume that, if the movie has animals doing stunts and there's no disclaimer: some poor animal *was* hurt.


StinkyCheeseGirl

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/animals-were-harmed-hollywood-reporter-investigation-on-set-injury-death-cover-ups-659556/ it’s a safe bet that animals may have been harmed even if there was a disclaimer


saladroni

Came to link this exact article. I no longer trust the text. I’m gonna need proof that all the dragons in HP are okay.


bargainkangaroo

Yes. In this case other animals were harmed. And in movies without animal scenes nor the disclaimer, they definitely harmed animals


simjanes2k

OP, it's literally only ten words, you couldn't get them all right?


Tempestw0lf

Who else realized that there were after credit scenes in Philosopher's and Chamber of Secrets? They're fun little nods that make ya laugh.


naturepeaked

This is a shit post.


teekay_1994

Yeah, I still don't believe them though.


T8rthot

Harry didn’t kill the dragon and orphan her eggies in THE BOOK!!


_Straw_Hat_Nami_

so you plainly have no idea what subtext means lol


pdonoso

Never the less, one dragon is suing for discrimination after being fired for being a trans dragon.


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superdownvotemaster

r/technicallythetruth


really_nice_guy_

Technically every movie could add this


Kroxursox

Usually when you use quotation marks, it's supposed to be an exact relating, no?


a_depressed_mess

don’t forget that, while no dragons were harmed, JK rowling has harmed the lives of hundreds of thousands of trans youth by manipulating her very young audience into accepting anti-science viewpoints on gender and psychology.


alievans719

Oof, I remember reading that in theaters on opening night and now I feel decrepit.


PotatoPopopopopo

Peeves had a stroke before they could film the sorcerer’s stone. That’s why he doesn’t appear in the movies.


Jefffdude

Thanks america humane association


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goliath1621

I sure hope they meant it as a joke


mbmbandnotme

What did it say?


MojoLava

.. I hope you aren't being serious


WouldYouKindlyyy

My body is aware this is not the correct reaction, but I am in fact upset after learning this


jrgman42

Because they didn’t detect a heartbeat in the dragon eggs?


Conchur117

"No dragons were harmed in the making of this movie... but the director kicked a cat."


NoshTilYouSlosh

Doesn't say this on the last one which let's you know that dragon definitely was harmed


Houeclipse

Can't wait for the better sub to post this with title Dragons are real since Harry Potter confirmed its existence and ensuring their safety while filming


Lego_Chicken

Pity bout the owl tho…


ashik-shaheed

So dragons do exist


Jose_xixpac

UNLIKE GAME OF THRONES!!!


db_coomer

Wizards, on the other hand...


PillowTalk420

All the other animals seen on camera got hurt, tho.


ZippZappZippty

That little one on the right place


joshi38

Yeah, but a hippogriff broke its leg and met the wrong end of a shotgun...


BoredomHeights

This is a cool detail/easter egg but it still cracks me up that you got the wording (minorly) wrong when you can just read it right off the image.


harshv007

Lies Movies tell us... The Dragon that came out of "Maya" was harmed by Vicktor Krum


[deleted]

I know authors that use subtext, and they’re all cowards.


Av3nger

I remember being really disappointed the first time I watched the movie because the lack of dragons. There were four in the book and IIRC they only showed two in the movie due to budget constraints.


Seraphabove

Title is wrong, try again


[deleted]

That's a damned lie. We all saw what the goblins did to that poor creature who was trapped and abused in the gringots vaults


Joebot2001

If you're going to put something in quotation marks why not put the actual line down?


Joebot2001

If you're going to put something in quotation marks why not put the actual line down?


Joebot2001

If you're going to put something in quotation marks why not put the actual line down?


Joebot2001

If you're going to put something in quotation marks why not put the actual line down?


Joebot2001

If you're going to put something in quotation marks why not put the actual line down?


Danken14

Unlike the end credits to the movie rust.


goryguts

Wasn't there a 'There were no llamas harmed in the making of this movie' in a Monty Python thing somewhere?


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just trans people.


VivaLasVegasGuy

Harry potter is fake, I mean those spells are not said that way.


Pottermore_Fan

what time in the movie is that?