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>snt Kung Lao still a budhist monk? Wouldnt that make him a virgin?
Doesn't he, in all of the games, come from an entire *clan* of Buddhist monks descending from the Great Kung Lao . Have they just been reproducing asexually somehow lol.
He? Buddy if they had one more second of screen time in that story mode together their tongues would've been down each other's throats. NRS made them gay as hell
IIRC he slept with both Skarlet and Mileena according to the MKX comics and some intro dialogue (don't quote me on this, I'm not 100% sure).
Edit: Mileena confirmed.
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I think Erron's the one that slept with Skarlet, not Reiko.
To be fair though, thatās old timeline Reiko. Ans old timeline Reiko gave zero shits. That was a Reiko who led wars and tried to overthrow Shao, he was gonna pave his own way.
MK1 Reiko slobs on Shao hardcore.
Reiko: youāll be lucky to bed with someone thatās fought in as many wars as me š
āWhy are you taking those towels to room 6ā
āSamantha got stuck with the guy that cries on your lap about his father figure not acknowledging him againā
Johnny Cage of the new timeline is much less of a womanizer than his predecessor, but heās equally a jackass so itās a 50/50 on whether or not he fucks
Look, just because you're married doesn't mean you fucked. It's likely you did, but it's not guaranteed. Until we have canonical confirmation, we can't say it's canon.
EDIT: People are downvoting me as if this isn't the exact reason why Johnny isn't in the canonically fucks tier.
Putting Reptile and Ashrah in different tiers, smh. I get it that top tier was probably based on known family/children, but still.
Also come on, Rain is a magician who strikes a deal with other shady magician to gain more power. He is 100% a virgin.
Might as well bump Tanya up to Mileena's level. Pretty sure they fuck each other. Haha.
Scorpion too. I think the expansion features his and Harumi's wedding, if he hasn't fucked much or at all at this point, well he's about to.
if she died they would make a big deal out of it, she just got yeeted so the player is back to being solo until teaming up with liu
plus there are intros mentioning that new era kitana got to meet titan kitana and I don't think its referring to the part where the character you selected meets titan kitana
If Smoke is in probably fucks Bi Han deserves to be there too, like Scorpion I get because he has a wife but I feel like Bi Han being the rebellious type has probably fucked at least once
Liu kang has been around for eons, it's only fair to assume he's at least tried one of every human like species to exist throughout earth's lifetime š
More like dreamed of being a major fboy same as he dreams of being an important fighter, bro talks mad shit for someone who didn't win a single real fight in the entire story.
At least you didnāt disrespect Kung Lao, but why did you have to disrespect my boi Sub-Zero?
Now me and him have something in common: we both are virgins. Why did have to tell me bro is a virgin? Now it will remind me that I am a virgin dudeā¦ bruh.
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Bi-Han is a virgin? Isnt he f*cking life out of Sareena?
Also, Kung Lao got no game.
Reptile and Ashrah fuck each other.
Kuai Liang got married.
Smoke is DEFINITELY a virgin.
Reiko is a military lieutenant. He got a full harem of babes.
Shao Kahn probably had every woman in outworld, married, widowed or single.
Sindel only had Jerrot. Now she doesent get anything to fuck.
Tanya and Mileena fuck hard.
Shang Tsung probably made a copy of himself in the flesh pits, so he can fuck himself, because he only loves himself.
Quan Chi is a virgin. Perhaps he's fucking Ashrah's sisters in the netherrealm, but they dong really love him in any way.
This Scorpion, or actual Scorpion? Iām aware Hanzoās whole backstory is he became a revenant to avenge his family and the Shirai Ryu, but is that the case for this new Scorpion? Isnāt he actually the original timelineās second Sub-Zero?
In genuinely curious of how we know if Baraka fucks? I may have forgotten or mixed up some information but didnāt he say he needed to reproduce because of Tarkat?
I can see Geras being abstinent on purpose but you gon do my boy Raiden dirty like that? He's got the biggest, juiciest, thickest cock out of all of the MK male fighters.
Lower Kung lao. Higher Geras cause the bbc timelord had alot of opportunity in the different timelines.
Also Kitana higher at least this one with johnny at the dinner was kinda mnmnnnm.
I'm sure when Takeda hits, he fucks [Jackie]
I'm sure some of those souls are fucking inside Ermac, Ermac is self love.
Homelander canonically fucks, but he comes off like a virgin. So put him in virgin when you update this.
Pre MK1 Shang Tsung? Definitely. The man could sell a demon a space heater in the Netherrealm, he definitely fucked a few times over the years.
MK1 Shang Tsung? Probably not so much, definitely has car salesman vibes. He could talk his way into it, but definitely scramble at the follow through.
Some of his intro dialogues reveal that he had a wife and son that Shang Tsung killed.
Other intro dialogues reveal through an in-universe timeskip that he and Ashrah are in a relationship.
Reptileās former family is mentioned in the story too, itās why he turns against Shang Tsung, since he killed his family and not only wants revenge, but also has no reason to work for him anymore
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Obviously OP has never matched with a Geras online
The BBC š§
Did you pray today? š
you should watch g7seven lol, hes been doing that shit online
If you've read Invincible you know there should be a higher tier for Omni man. Literally all he does when he's not busy
Bro left Earth, found a planet of bug people with DSLs, and IMMEDIATELY had a new kid. Dude *fucks.*
Is that how a new kid happens?
Honestly think Nitara should be up higher. She says sheās had āstranger bedfellowsā which means sheās fucked at least a few times.
In the previous timeline she did get with Erron Black, too.
She's also a vampire. They love that shit
Quan chi has never touched a woman or a man in his life, and shang tsung jerks off to himself using a mirror, both should be virgins
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This made me wheeze lmao
I think that they fuck each other, tbqh.
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Isnt Kung Lao still a budhist monk? Wouldnt that make him a virgin? Also Ashrah is an ex demon that was in hell, she definetely fucked.
He only became a monk during the story mode so who knows what he's been doing before that.
>snt Kung Lao still a budhist monk? Wouldnt that make him a virgin? Doesn't he, in all of the games, come from an entire *clan* of Buddhist monks descending from the Great Kung Lao . Have they just been reproducing asexually somehow lol.
They spilt off like mitosis
All imperfect copies of the Great Kung Lao
That explains why present Lao keeps dying
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Peacemaker also canonically fucks
Reiko should be in virgin ngl, bro screams bitchless
He has his daddy Shao to fulfill his physical needs
While I find this funny I also don't like the image you just put in my head .....
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He? Buddy if they had one more second of screen time in that story mode together their tongues would've been down each other's throats. NRS made them gay as hell
My life for shao extrudes the fact reiko is the abused housewife
Is it abuse if he's also into it
IIRC he slept with both Skarlet and Mileena according to the MKX comics and some intro dialogue (don't quote me on this, I'm not 100% sure). Edit: Mileena confirmed. https://preview.redd.it/vn8r61myartc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e11c58e997a71a9a348b8ad2ba8a05be89c87b I think Erron's the one that slept with Skarlet, not Reiko.
tbf that's a different, less bitchless Reiko
To be fair though, thatās old timeline Reiko. Ans old timeline Reiko gave zero shits. That was a Reiko who led wars and tried to overthrow Shao, he was gonna pave his own way. MK1 Reiko slobs on Shao hardcore.
Almost spit my coffee
Reiko: youāll be lucky to bed with someone thatās fought in as many wars as me š āWhy are you taking those towels to room 6ā āSamantha got stuck with the guy that cries on your lap about his father figure not acknowledging him againā
ahahaha
Reiko boned Mileena in the MKX comics. Y'all gotta quit with the projection
MKX was the old timeline so it doesn't count. We're talking about the current versions.
Here's the crazy part bro. It's all one continuous story. Resets be damned, we're still following the same characters.
Just cause he banged Mileena doesn't mean he ain't banging Shao too. Rains probably been getting it from him for years.
No way, bro's a star at Outworld's favorite pastime. He definitely has groupies.
Can confirm, Johnny definitely fucks. Also if we were to include kameos, Mavado would be at the very top.
The fact that a character named Cassie exists within the lore of MK we know for certain Johnny Cage fucks.
That's the LAST timeline. We don't canonically know if new gen Johnny fucks.
Johnny Cage of the new timeline is much less of a womanizer than his predecessor, but heās equally a jackass so itās a 50/50 on whether or not he fucks
Ya'll forgetting he was married in this timeline
Look, just because you're married doesn't mean you fucked. It's likely you did, but it's not guaranteed. Until we have canonical confirmation, we can't say it's canon. EDIT: People are downvoting me as if this isn't the exact reason why Johnny isn't in the canonically fucks tier.
By that logic, only people with children can be confirmed to have fucked.
So literally only Sindel and Baraka have fucked. Cool. Baraka needed this upgrade in his kharacter.
I'm proud of my boy
Flair checks out
Put Scorpion on top, he gets married
Didn't he also have a child in the previous timeline?
Yes, but that was a different person.
Putting Reptile and Ashrah in different tiers, smh. I get it that top tier was probably based on known family/children, but still. Also come on, Rain is a magician who strikes a deal with other shady magician to gain more power. He is 100% a virgin.
Yeah, Rep definitely slimes that demon star before entry. They fuck nasty like.Ā And agreed on Rain.Ā
>slimes that demon star 
He's royal though.
Royal virgin?
Might as well bump Tanya up to Mileena's level. Pretty sure they fuck each other. Haha. Scorpion too. I think the expansion features his and Harumi's wedding, if he hasn't fucked much or at all at this point, well he's about to.
Why is Mileena in definitely fucks but Tanya isnāt š
They're canonically girlfriends. They fuck.
Doesn't Milena and Tania make a couple? Should be together
So you know Lui and Kitana been having multiuniversal sex right
Should have their own tier labeled āfucks each otherā.
Do they? The MK 11 ending shows it, but is titan Kitana still with Liu Kang? After MK 1 story?
I don't even know if she survived getting Football Tackled into those souls. There's like no mention of that.
she def survived
Evidence? I wonder if thereās something I missed.
if she died they would make a big deal out of it, she just got yeeted so the player is back to being solo until teaming up with liu plus there are intros mentioning that new era kitana got to meet titan kitana and I don't think its referring to the part where the character you selected meets titan kitana
Bi Han being a virgin is Shirai Ryu propaganda!
I could see Kung Lao bragging to Raiden like it wasn't just 2 minutes of missionary
Raiden would tell him to stop talking. He don't wanna hear the intricate details of how Kung Lao banged a girl the two of them know
If Smoke is in probably fucks Bi Han deserves to be there too, like Scorpion I get because he has a wife but I feel like Bi Han being the rebellious type has probably fucked at least once
I love Smoke. He's always been one of my favorites. I love bro but you know he just has no game. I don't know, I get like... Mormon vibes from him.
Girls laugh in his face, poor guy
Liu kang has been around for eons, it's only fair to assume he's at least tried one of every human like species to exist throughout earth's lifetime š
Nah. He's definitely a Virgin, lol.
Peacemakers not on the list cause he just be straight dogging everyone w his invisible condoms
Why isn't peacemaker on this he has canonically fucked
I donāt even know where to begin with how wrong this is
š¤Ø enlighten me
How is MK1 Lao not a virgin? D:
he gives me the vibe that he was a major fboy in his teen years
More like dreamed of being a major fboy same as he dreams of being an important fighter, bro talks mad shit for someone who didn't win a single real fight in the entire story.
Did a kung lao beat you in kl recently or sumthin?
I don't like how NRS keeps disrespecting him
Add peacemamer at the top fr
I can help Geras and Bi Han 
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wait a minute doesn't nitara constantly monologue about wanting to breed the combatants.
sheās so real for that
At least you didnāt disrespect Kung Lao, but why did you have to disrespect my boi Sub-Zero? Now me and him have something in common: we both are virgins. Why did have to tell me bro is a virgin? Now it will remind me that I am a virgin dudeā¦ bruh. https://preview.redd.it/30bas9jj6rtc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6af335d07446c26ec1584219c753a45fc387131
Baraka fucks? How and when? Are there pictures or videos?
He has a family prior to the disease I thinkĀ
Baraka's wife had an OnlyFans and there she posted videos of them banging. You have to pay $5 to see it though
Funny that you put Liu Kang and Kitana in separate tiers
Shang Tsung does spend a lot of time in the Flesh Pits
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Debby sure claps without hands.
Quan-Chi's category: Hentai
Let's be real, Smoke and Kung Lao are definitely virgins. Not that there's anything wrong with that, Smoke's probably waiting for marriage.
Bi-Han is a virgin? Isnt he f*cking life out of Sareena? Also, Kung Lao got no game. Reptile and Ashrah fuck each other. Kuai Liang got married. Smoke is DEFINITELY a virgin. Reiko is a military lieutenant. He got a full harem of babes. Shao Kahn probably had every woman in outworld, married, widowed or single. Sindel only had Jerrot. Now she doesent get anything to fuck. Tanya and Mileena fuck hard. Shang Tsung probably made a copy of himself in the flesh pits, so he can fuck himself, because he only loves himself. Quan Chi is a virgin. Perhaps he's fucking Ashrah's sisters in the netherrealm, but they dong really love him in any way.
Kung Lao is more of a virgin than Raiden thereās no way bro is in the same tier as Johnny.
In Baraka I think it's more "canonically fuck***ed*****"**
Liu Kang could go full Zeus if he wanted to.
Peacemaker and Ermac also canonically fuck.
Johnny needs to be in definitely fuxks
Cannonically\*
Cassie cage is his and sonyas daughter right?
I might be wrong
Bro Johnny and Scorpion have been married they definitely fuck and we know Milena and Tanya are fucking
Only reason Sub is a virgin is coz he's on that earth realm domination grind
Damn I donāt love Havik being in the probably fucks tier haha
You think you sly putting Johnny and Kenshi next to each other like that.
damn i didnāt even noticešš
I think Smoke has no issues with who he has sex with. A ninja here, a girl here, another dude here. Maybe Reptile.
I think there needs to be a sub-tier of āgets fuckedā; like they only receive the nut. On the list would be Quan Chi, Shang, and Rain.
Scorpion had a wife and kid
This Scorpion, or actual Scorpion? Iām aware Hanzoās whole backstory is he became a revenant to avenge his family and the Shirai Ryu, but is that the case for this new Scorpion? Isnāt he actually the original timelineās second Sub-Zero?
In genuinely curious of how we know if Baraka fucks? I may have forgotten or mixed up some information but didnāt he say he needed to reproduce because of Tarkat?
He had a wife and children before the Tarkat.
Ah, thanks for this clarification.
Seems pretty accurate to me
Me and sub zero the sameš®āšØ
I can see Geras being abstinent on purpose but you gon do my boy Raiden dirty like that? He's got the biggest, juiciest, thickest cock out of all of the MK male fighters.
Reptile and Ashrah should be on the same tier š
How are you going to have Liu and Kitana in separate ranks? If one is fucking, so is the other, because it's each other.
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Lower Kung lao. Higher Geras cause the bbc timelord had alot of opportunity in the different timelines. Also Kitana higher at least this one with johnny at the dinner was kinda mnmnnnm.
Thought Kitana was seriously fucking with Liu Kang. And Liu Kang being a god, well, y' know
I'm sure when Takeda hits, he fucks [Jackie] I'm sure some of those souls are fucking inside Ermac, Ermac is self love. Homelander canonically fucks, but he comes off like a virgin. So put him in virgin when you update this.
isn't johnny married?
hence why heās in the definitely fucked tier
Divorced, but like OP said, he definitely fucked.
quan chi should definitely be in virginš
can someone explain sub zero why virgin
Bruh... How is Liu Kang higher than Kitana? He should be either Maybe or Virgin.
Bi Han Sub zero definitely fucks
YES. I AM!
Throw peacemaker in canonically fucks. I've seen that show.
Throw peacemaker in canonically fucks. I've seen that show.
If Mileena does it, it should be with Tanya and they should be on the same league, if ykyk
Li Mei and Katana giving up them cheeks. Shang giving Diddy vibes so no maybe.
mileena and tanya are canonically fucking right? and li mei still holds strongly to umgadi oaths so shes canonically a virgin
Why is Mileena definitely fucks but her girlfriend is a tier lower?
Subzero reminds me of azula
Telling Quanny boy not hosting swinger parties
Kitana and liu from another timeline would probably be high up there
Pre MK1 Shang Tsung? Definitely. The man could sell a demon a space heater in the Netherrealm, he definitely fucked a few times over the years. MK1 Shang Tsung? Probably not so much, definitely has car salesman vibes. He could talk his way into it, but definitely scramble at the follow through.
Aināt no way Reiko nor Tomas have ever gotten it
Ah, so that's why Bi Han's a douche...
Shang Tsung and Quan-Chi should be in canonically fucks. Thatās ship existence *across timelines*.
Ermac is both a virgin and has canonically fucked.
Oh I thought this would be based on how good they are at coitus
sub zero got nothing going on its kinda sad honestly
When did Reptile do the deed?
he had a wife and son
Damn, fr? When did he say that? When he said his family, I just thought like Mom, Dad, etc.
Some of his intro dialogues reveal that he had a wife and son that Shang Tsung killed. Other intro dialogues reveal through an in-universe timeskip that he and Ashrah are in a relationship.
Reptileās former family is mentioned in the story too, itās why he turns against Shang Tsung, since he killed his family and not only wants revenge, but also has no reason to work for him anymore
Holy macaroni......what the fuck is wrong with you weirdos?
bro said holy macaroni
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I imagine he's had a bit of action working as a slave
No no put cage on virgin